Ghost Slayer: Extract Dongfang Yao template

Tianyi thought carefully about the image of the system from time to time. It seemed to be an extremely cheap and addicted to playing mahjong.
From time to time, he would come out to make a fool of himself and make fun of himself. When he was beaten, not only did he not make a move, but he also mocked himself in various ways.

I have high demands on myself, I don’t want to rely on it, I want to venture into the world, but when it seems that I’m really about to die, this bastard will still give me a hand,

In short, in Tianyi's heart, the dog system is a good friend who talks to him everyday, and is willing to help when he is really about to die.

It's just that Tianyi has always been curious about the voice of the system. From the first time they met, it had a ridiculously cheap tone. The voice, um, half-masculine, Tianyi thought it should be a neutral voice at first.

But later, after hearing a real neutral voice from a member of the Ghost Killing Squad, Tianyi had doubts.
But when I thought about it later, the dog system had always called itself Dad, so Tianyi no longer took the matter of the voice to heart.

To this day, when this shriveled calf occupies my body, I clearly feel that I am standing. I usually have a distance of more than 20 centimeters between my feet.
But even though my feet weren't perfectly fitted just now, they weren't as far apart as I usually do.

And I have intentionally observed the standing postures of the members of the Ghost Killing Team. As long as the boys are not strictly required, they will almost always leave some distance between their legs.
The girls, on the other hand, folded their legs together, which was almost the same as when they stood up just now, and their movements also felt subconsciously twisted.

Just when Tianyi was still thinking, a sweet female voice suddenly came from his mind, which shocked Tianyi, "Oh, okay, okay, don't guess giegie, the Lun family is a girl. La!"

Um?Tianyi's eyes widened, he kept panting heavily, his head was sweating, he doubted his life, what did he hear just now?No way, no way?
It's not true, no!This is not the system in his impression! "No, who are you? You are not the dog system! Say, what did you do to the dog system?"

"Are you TN sick? My mother has been putting up with you for a long time, and she is nervous all day long, doing something like a bitch.
Worry about this, hesitate about that, can you be a little manly?Poor old lady, it's really sad that such an awesome system falls on you! "

"Well, you're right. By the way, you are actually a mother?"

"What the hell, mother, can you speak better, the Lun family is a smart girl!"

"Ouch~," hearing the artificial voice in his head, Tianyi felt nauseated.

"Are you fucking sick? Ah? What's wrong with me, you fucking vomited on me! Why, miss the feeling of Tianlei? Last time I didn't arrange a full version of Zixiao Shenlei for you, you feel sorry Yes or no?"

Hearing this, Tianyi stood up straight in fright, and smiled obsequiously, "Hey, no, no, I just felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach, hey."

Tianyi became a little numb. Although it has not been ten years since I passed through, it has been seven or eight years. Until today, I have finally figured out that this thing in my head actually has a gender, "But, no, then Why didn't you explain it?"

"You didn't ask either."

Uh, that's right, I don't seem to have asked. From the very beginning, this little brat pretended to be his father, so I subconsciously thought it was a male. Hiss~, that's wrong, "Then why are you pretending to be a male voice? ah?"

"Oh, isn't that afraid that Giegie will be attracted by the beauty of the Lun family?"

Listening to the contrived voice in his head, Tianyi felt nauseated again, but when he thought of this shriveled boy, he would be hit by a thunderbolt, oh, a good man can stretch and bend!
Let's bear it!But that's not right, I don't know what this dog system looks like, so how could I be attracted to it?

"Tsk tsk, is my dog ​​smashing the appearance of the adults in this system?"

Although Tianyi was very upset when he said this, but one thing to say, Tianyi was really curious about what this dog system looked like so he had to pretend to be a man.

"Hey, do you want to see it?"

"I think so, then I definitely want to watch it." As he spoke, Tianyi nodded frantically to the air.

"Hmph~, I won't show it to you, you, still, too, tender!"

Tianyi couldn't help but froze, good guy, can this be tolerated?I have a wife anyway, and this dog system actually mocks me for being too young? "Hey, is it because you are too ugly to meet people?"

"Cut~, whether I'm ugly or not has nothing to do with you, don't think that I don't know you men's fancy intestines, and I want to take home any good-looking ones,

Besides, you already have a wife, why do you still care about this?What's the matter, do you want to abandon others?Tsk, it's only been a few months?Heh, man. "

Tianyi was taken aback by what the dog system said, when will he abandon the real wild rice?After finally marrying the wife who came home, you still expect her to accompany you for the rest of your life, abandon?What a joke, it's impossible in this life!
"Why don't you talk? Playing hard to get, little thief, you are still too young. When I started to take care of new people, auntie, you were still an idiot! You still pretended to be dedicated to me, and tell you, none of the men I have taken care of Don't bother!"

"Well, have you been hurt?" Although the dog system's mood was a little irritable, Tianyi still heard a trace of loneliness from it.

"Bah, this seat will be hurt by a dog man? I'm bah!"

Well, if you want to pretend, you should at least pretend to be a little bit, but Tianyi feels pretty good about this system, "Can you tell me about it?"

"I bah, you are not worthy of melon eggs! Men don't have a good thing!. Wow~~, woooooo~, just like that, the first man my wife was attracted to abandoned me like this, wow~, I don't accept it !"

Tianyi sat on the branch of a tree and gnawed an unknown fruit, while listening to the wailing voice in his head, he was both funny and annoyed,
The funny thing is that although the dog system has gender, it has no entity at all and cannot be materialized, but it always wants to find a partner to accompany it.

The one who was so angry was that the dog system had brought a person before, and promised to accompany the dog system for a lifetime, but after the dog system took out all the good things saved at that time and gave it to him,
That person found a girl in that world and married him. Although the dog system was sad when he found out, he chose to fulfill them.

This is why the dog system pretends to be a man, and does not let anyone know that she is actually a woman, for fear of being exposed again. But then again, there is no entity, so why can the dog system know its gender?Well, that's a problem.

To be honest, Tianyi really didn't expect that this dog system also has such a stupid and cute side. Sure enough, everything in the world has a unique side, "pop", um, except mosquitoes.