God-Given Investment Genius

8- The Legend Begins

#8. the beginning of a legend

– hello? Viewers!

– It is not a lively, but a ‘fresh information’ sing tube that closely covers hot issues in Korea!

– It’s been a while since ‘Truth or Gura’ has over 20,000 viewers.

– Brothers in the continental relay room, please adjust the chat level.

– Today, we are going to meet a fortune teller who is emerging as a hot potato in Cheongdam-dong.

– First of all, if you are going to talk about this person, it is said that it is already rumored in the Gangnam area that it is a hand-clad shaman who has been officially given a divine power.

– But is George the shaman style? that’s not it again

– It is said that he is a master of physiognomy and physiognomy.

– Also known as the Master of Cheongdam!

– First of all, I did some preliminary interviews about this Cheongdam guru, and according to the people who saw the divination here, it took more than two months to make a reservation.

– The most important bokchae is 300,000 won, and if you pay 1 million won including the express fee, you don’t have to wait two months.

– It’s filthy expensive, isn’t it? But again, for those who have been there, it’s not a waste of money. It’s like the peak of god’s power or something… It is said that the base of the amulet is from 300.

-Anyway, if you pay 1 million won and the reservation is confirmed, they say your name, date of birth, and buy it, right? You have to let them know in advance, but it’s to solve the four weeks properly.

– Write, brothers, don’t you smell something?

– No, that’s right. How can a person who is so godly and has mastered the science of fame and fortune and physiognomy receive fortune telling in advance and read fortunes?

– Just looking at your face, huh? I wonder if I have to give it to you.

– It looks like a scammer at first glance, but I’m not the kind of character who just criticizes someone without verification, isn’t it?

– So I made a reservation with my bloody money of 1 million won.

– Wow, ‘Jang Bok-deok’, thank you for the 1 million won in Super Chat. Big… Continental eldest brother gave another 5,000 as a Xing reporter’s fee!

– Now, since you two paid for the express fee, shall we go right in?

– For reference, the name and owner I submitted in advance were my manager’s. hehehe.

– He’s like my real brother, so it’s a little hard to say this, but… This guy’s life is really twisted. Due to an accident between his two parents, he now owes more than 8,000 to the 30-year-old.

– My salary bankbook is also seized, so I feed, sleep, and pay living expenses separately in cash.

– They say that their savings account might be seized, and they say that they save it with some ridiculous virtual currency… What did they say? Bitcoin? Anyway, the one I bought at the beginning of the year has already been cut in half.

– If you bought stocks of Ilsung Electronics like me, you would have eaten 5%. Investing is not a good stock no matter what anyone says? Brothers.

– In a word, it’s a shidabari life without an answer, but in other words, it’s the exact opposite of me.

– I’ll see how the Master of Cheongdam reacts when I give this guy a fortune and go in.

– I’ll change the camera before I go in. It’s tiny, so the picture quality won’t be great, but you’ll hear the sound.

– Now, let’s stop communication and start right away with ‘Truth or Gora’.

***

“Teacher, the last guest has arrived.”

“Yes, take it.”

“Yes, Master.”

After a while, YouTuber ‘Singija’ disguised as a guest entered the shrine.

Reporter Singh was wearing luxury items all over her body, probably intending to show off her wealth.

“Oh, how are you, Master? Hut…”

“Why are you so surprised?”

“Ah… hahahaha. The master is so young and handsome.”

The Master of Cheongdam said with a subtle smile.

“I have already solved the order you sent. So… you’re in the investment business?”

‘Singgija’ started with a previously prepared comment.

“Yes, Master. In fact, it’s been a while since I started investing, but I heard that it’s a pretty promising investment place around me. How could . . . increase my investment?”

“Hmm…”

“Why is that? Do you think it won’t work out?”

“Ah… it’s not like that, it’s just that I’m a little confused. Are you sure that the owner you sent is yours?”

Reporter Singh jumped up and said with a really unfair expression.

It was the moment when the facial expressions trained through live broadcasting shined.

“Yes? Of course, my boss is right. Did something really go wrong?”

Jihyeok glanced over at reporter Singh and smiled broadly.

“That’s not the case, a really auspicious fortune teller came out.”

“Ohhh, is that true?”

“Yes, basically, the first year of the customer’s fortune is a bit difficult, but as the 30th one approaches, fortune bursts.”

‘Singgija’ suddenly made a serious expression and threw an additional comment to catch the Cheongdam guru.

“Guru, actually, the amount invested now is already cut in half. I’m in a situation where I’m trying to increase my investment even if I’m in debt because it’s so promising around me… Is that okay?”

The Master of Cheongdam muttered something softly.

“It’s a debt… it shouldn’t be a situation where you can pay it…”

“yes? What now…”

“Ah… no. If you can pay off the debt, it wouldn’t hurt to do so. However, apart from having great luck, I will be in the three disasters from next year, so it would be better to recover my investment by the end of this year.”

‘Singgija’ snorted inwardly when he was told to increase the amount of investment now that half of 2013 has already passed and collect it at the end of the year.

‘Poop, it would be nice if I could find the money…’

“What if I don’t recover my investment at the end of the year?”

“If you follow Saju, you have a lot of patience, so if you hold on until 2017 when the Samjae ends, great wealth will still follow. It’s been a while since I’ve seen such a good stock. Congratulations.”

When Jihyeok smiled broadly and delivered congratulations, ‘Shin Gija’ barely managed to hold back his laughter.

‘What’s wrong with a man who has gone to the end of his life? Pooh.’

Thinking that the amount of broadcasting and YouTube angles were sufficiently selected, ‘Singgija’ decided to leave.

The chat window of the live broadcast was already plastered with the word impostor.

“Oh, thank you for the kind words. Then, I will wait for the day when I will become rich by receiving good energy from the teacher. Enough then…”

“Are you going already?”

Ji-hyeok caught ‘Sing reporter’ who was about to leave.

The manner of speaking, which had been extremely polite, had also changed.

“hahahaha, is there anything else you want to say?”

– Tak!

Jihyeok suddenly shouted in a high pitched voice as if possessed.

“Yeah man. Are you trying to fool me with a lie that this is safe?”

“Yes? Suddenly, what does that mean… By the way, why is it a half word?”

“Shut up, you bastard! In the first place, your contemplation is to have the bloody arms pierced as they are. Do you think it makes sense that someone who has the fortune to come in has the same contemplation as you?”

“Bee, let’s f*cking sell it? No, SiX says let’s see…”

“I’m not done talking yet, you bastard. The protruding forehead of yours is the prize of not being able to stop talking for the rest of your life, and since your bow is full of arrows, you can say that you are destined to become a pillar master or a clown.”

‘Singgija’ was surprised inside, but tried not to show off as much as possible.

The annoyed ‘Giza Singh’ kicked off his seat as if he didn’t need to listen any more.

“Ha… you know how much I earn and say that? Aren’t you a net cheater?”

For a ‘Singija’ who earns over 5,000 monthly net income with 300,000 subscribers, it only sounded absurd.

The Master of Cheongdam said sarcasticly.

“Say it again? It means that you are a clown and a face that earns its living by begging for money. Judging by the thick ears, it is not that there is no wealth, but the fact that the nostrils are clearly visible is a prize that will leak no matter how much you earn. Besides, since the palace is narrow and I lack patience, you are the one who kicks the entrance hallway. Can you hear me?”

“profit······.”

‘Singgija”s face flushed red and his lips parted, but the order of celebration from the master of Cheongdam came first.

“If you understand, go away. Is there a fellowship outside? The guests are leaving!”

Soon after, Dong-soo came in and took ‘Singgija’ out as if dragging it.

***

‘Singgija’, who was dragged out with a sigh, ended the broadcast and called somewhere urgently.

“Oh, it’s me, did you watch the live broadcast?”

– Oh, it was hard. My grandfather will pay the balance right away.

“But why are you grandpas making such a fuss about killing such a swindler?”

– I don’t know, f*ck. The inspiration of having no money will give your grandchildren pocket money. Did you forget all that much property and go to the Bokdeokbang and even become senile?

“Anyway, the operation seems to have been successful because it seems like if this video goes up, customers will be cut off.”

– Yes, when the balance comes in from my grandpa, deposit the introduction fee right away.

“Don’t take it off, ma’am. Don’t do that, just see you at Kangwon Land. I’ll give it right away in cash.”

– Maybe. Damn, I have to win properly this time.

After talking with a friend, Singh made another urgent call somewhere.

“Oh, it’s me. Why do you keep texting a married b*tch?”

– Oh, brother! My husband went on a business trip today.

“really?”

Gija Singh, who made an appointment with a married woman and hung up the phone, suddenly shuddered.

‘f*ck, you’re so brave. How did know?’

***

Dong-soo, who sent ‘Singgija’ back, entered the shrine of Burinake.

“Brother, what’s going on with the guest? You’re the one who deliberately took it in the last order to say it was really auspicious.”

Dong-su was very unfamiliar with Ji-hyeok, who rarely raises his voice.

“It was a guest who joked around with saju. They brought someone else’s money and made noise as if it were their own.”

“yes? Giving 1 million won and doing that? No, why?”

Dong-soo tilted his head with an expression that he really did not know.

“I’ll have to find out about that now.”

“Uh… how?”

“Looking at it earlier, a friend who looked like a secretary came with me. Do you have his contact information?”

“Ah… Shall we contact you?”

“Don’t call your number, use mine.”

“What shall I say when I call?”

Jihyuk sighed lightly and said.

“Dongsu, just do it. Don’t ask, just ask.”

Dong-soo scratched his head a few times and immediately called Sing’s manager.

– Tiri-ri-ring!

– This is SingTube Channel Manager Jaegeol Jo. What did you contact us about?

As soon as he heard the sound coming through the speakerphone, Jihyeok pressed the call end button.

Dong-soo said, startled.

“Brother, do these guys look like YouTubers?”

“I have ears too, Dongsu.”

After a while, Jihyeok, who searched for the SingTube channel on YouTube and checked the replay video of the reporter Singh who had been consulting with him a while ago, smiled happily.

“Brother, now is not the time to laugh. If you have this amount of subscribers, you can earn tens of millions of won a month. You have to call right away and ask for the video to be taken down…”

“done. I was wondering if I should do some advertising, but why do you refuse to do it without paying a penny?”

“No, brother, did you see the same video? You’re buying a manager. They say the debt is 8,000…”

“Anyway, it’s because the assistant of the Master of Cheongdam doesn’t have this much faith. Stop talking about it and post a notice on the homepage that you are uploading bokchae.”

“Yes? Are you posting more here?”

“Come to think of it, thirty is too few. That’s why those flies get entangled. I need to use this opportunity to improve the water quality by raising it a lot.”

Dong-soo raised his eyes and said.

“No, if the video spreads, all the customers who were there will be cut off…”

“You’ll know if the guests stop by watching. You do what you ask. And there will be 1 billion in the bank account. Go out with it, look for a house, and buy a car.”

Dong-soo opened his phone and checked his bank account with an expression that said, “What nonsense is this?”

“Suddenly, a billion… One hundred and ten million, h… one billion? A billion dollars came in, brother.”

Ji-hyeok said as he saw Dong-soo jumping up from his seat and jumping around with his cell phone.

“Don’t be so crazy, a little… uhh.”

Then, Dong-soo suddenly changed his expression and asked seriously.

“By the way, what does my older brother trust me to entrust me with such a large amount of money?”

“why? Are you going to run away with it?”

“That… that’s not it…”

“If you are a guy who can run away with only 1 billion, your luck is just that. And you are not contemplation.”

Dong-soo smiled and asked.

“What if my older brother got the contemplation wrong?”

“hahahaha, if a connoisseur misunderstood the contemplation, he would suffer a loss. So, are you going to take the money and run away?”

“Ah, that can’t be. My older brother said that he would buy me an apartment in Cheongdam-dong, but it would be a waste if I hit 1 billion won. hehehe.”

“hahahaha, what?”

Although Dong-soo pretends to be pretty weak, Ji-hyeok, who knows that he has no intention of betraying him in the first place, sometimes finds this kind of conversation with Dong-soo enjoyable.

After exchanging jokes for a while, Ji-hyeok suddenly asked Dong-soo as if he had remembered something.

“Oh, did the manager say that the investment was Bitcoin?”

“Yes, brother. cryptocurrency? I thought it was something like that. But why is that all of a sudden?”

Jihyuk raised an eyebrow and said.

“I met a master with great fortune in food and soul, but I should get some bean paste and eat it.”

***

Six months later, December 2013.

[Breaking News, Bitcoin Breaks $1,200]

[HOT Video][Freshly informed truth or lie]

– Close-up video of Cheongdam guru, a rare swindler

670,000 subscribers and 2.72 million views on SingTube.

3,116 comments, sorted by

– I came to the Holy Land.

– Is this the place where Mr. Cheongdam predicted the bitcoin rice cake?

– What used to cost 13 dollars is 1200 dollars.

– Reporter Singtube Singh was arrested for gambling, and the manager made a living out of bitcoin.

– I was arrested, but the subscribers are tteoksang ddd;

– Is it true that Cheongdam Dosa reservations have been delayed for a year?

– Wow, did you know that the life of a singer and a manager would be like that?

– I don’t know who sells real people.

– Did Cheongdam guru buy bitcoin?

– I really envy the manager of Singh. How many times did you go up?

– Nuclear Goosebumps.

– Ilsung Electronics -15% is more fun lol

– It’s a legend.