53. The secret under the skirt
The real Elaine, no, I should say Du Chen, is now as broken as a billion viewers expected.
Just after agreeing to swap bodies with subtitles, Du Chen's eyes blurred and then he lost consciousness.
When he woke up again, he was in a familiar restaurant. He almost thought he had gone to the Room of Requirement, but this was obviously not Hogwarts, because all the electrical appliances, mobile phones, computers, tablets, etc. in this place were functioning normally. Used, but not connected to the Internet and no signal.
Taking a closer look, the restaurant is a little different. Not only is it wider than in memory, there are even bookshelves and desks on the walls that shouldn't exist, and there are wardrobes and TVs stuffed in the corners. But everything is familiar to Duchen, so Duchen I don't care, there are so many things in the magical world that are difficult to explain.
The most important thing is that Du Chen found that his body was back to its original state
He regained the body of a 28-year-old man and was no longer an 11-year-old blond loli girl.
Seeing little Duchenne return to his original position brought tears to his eyes and he wanted to masturbate on the spot
Ahem, cough, cough, I want to check the function normally.
What, when I find something lost, I always want to touch it to see if it’s real. It’s just like hooking up with friends after meeting for many years. This is a normal reaction.
But at such a coincidence, the damn live broadcast room came into his eyes again. Seeing Elaine casting the Cruciatus Curse on the troll and Nott, Du Chen almost got caught in his jeans.
And then, um, after packing up his clothes and watching the live broadcast with a billion viewers, Du Chen now wants to commit suicide again
Look what stupid thing that scumbag did.
That bastard didn't just touch his lips, he also stuck his tongue inside
Don't ask why Du Chen knew it, he just knew it anyway, even what his tongue did─
Ah ah ah he will die
Before being killed by Voldemort, he would be killed by an enraged Hermione.
Even if Hermione was kind enough to let him go, he would be slaughtered by the hundreds of millions of Emma fans in the live broadcast room
Even if the audience in the live broadcast room spared him, and the rumors spread throughout Hogwarts, the thin-skinned Hermione would still turn around and kill him in anger.
He's dead, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Du Chen, who was frantically escaping from reality because of his collapse, completely failed to notice that the live broadcast was not interrupted because Elaine fell to the ground, but that the venue changed after a few seconds of blackout.
Weird, Hermione and everyone else are missing
It seems to be the restaurant where the anchor used to work
This is the Room of Requirement. Why can't we just move it here?
Someone, oh, this man in the live broadcast, you look so familiar.
Wait, isn’t this what the anchor looked like before time travel? Could it be that this big brother is──
"Yes, he is the anchor you are familiar with."
Suddenly hearing someone else's voice, Du Chen raised his head suddenly. A blond wizard looked at him with a smile. He was wearing the Shafiq family robe embroidered with birds, holding a wand in his hand. He looked like he was in his early 30s. The facial features are somewhat similar to Elaine's.
"Finally." He nodded to Duchen and announced his name. "I am Adair Shafiq. We finally have the opportunity to talk face to face."
As soon as he heard the name, Du Chen didn't care, he pounced on him and punched him.
I'll beat you to death, you damn lolicon.
"Okay, okay, sit down and talk, you don't want to know the truth"
"I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen, go to hell"
"Stop it, calm down."
"Calm down, sister, go to hell. Please go to hell. If you feel guilty, die here immediately to apologize."
"Guilty" Adair said leisurely. "How is that possible? It would be better to say that I had a great time."
"Kill you ah ah ah"
Seeing that all the punches were avoided, Du Chen, who had regained his senses a little, switched to the Capoeira fighting technique he had learned as Elaine in the past few years, and kicked out. The attack range was greatly increased, and his toes brushed against each other. Adair, who had calmly avoided the attack, could have kicked him just 1 centimeter further in the chest.
Duchen's morale was greatly boosted, and he quickly kicked out a second time, but did not notice that Adair had pointed the wand at him. The moment he kicked out, he clearly saw that in the live broadcast room, his casual clothes and jeans had been replaced by Female version of Hogwarts uniform.
What will happen if you use your kicking skills while wearing a skirt?
In front of hundreds of millions of viewers, Duchen's short skirt was raised high, revealing her thighs with sparse leg hair and white women's underwear with small flowers. Moreover, the guy controlling the camera naughtily gave a big The close-up was done at a slow speed, and the bulging briefs took up the entire frame for two seconds.
Ah ah ah ah ah eyes my eyes
Who is dragging down the devilish, ghostly and poisonous photography?
You must not eat or drink while watching the live broadcast in the future. I just bought a screen.
Not to mention that this thing was eye-catching to the audience, it also caused 300 damage to Duchen himself. He took a few steps back, pressed his skirt with a pale face, and immediately rushed to the closet in the corner.
"Well──we are actually in a state of consciousness now. All we need to do to change clothes is to think about it."
Du Chen tried it on as he said, and sure enough, he immediately changed into the tuxedo suit he wore before working. After being treated like this, he had no intention of attacking Adair. He had a wand in his hand and he couldn't do it better than magic. Should he continue to make a fool of himself?
"Calm down and sit down, I told you to tell you everything."
Adair smiled and made an inviting gesture, and the two sat down opposite each other at a dining table.
Duchen didn't look good to the other party, but Adair didn't seem to mind, still smiling calmly.
No, the expression on his face has not changed since he appeared.
And it seemed that it was too fake, lifeless, and emotionless, as if he was wearing a mask. Du Chen suddenly shuddered.
"Ah, you discovered it." Adair touched his face and said, "That's right, this is your soul space. As the master, you are of course sharper than everyone else, but you don't have to worry, I don't have any respect for you. hostility."
"No hostility." Thinking of the cross-dressing and Hermione just now, Duchen was a little angry, "You did all those good things, and you actually told me that you had no hostility. Who would believe it?"
"What I said is the truth. From a consequentialist perspective, I did not do anything to harm you." Adair replied, "It is better to say that I gave you many things. The last Shafiq's body, ancient The gold in the Ling Pavilion, the powerful magic power, and even help you defend against attacks, why are you always hostile to me?"
Aren't the things "you" did annoying enough?
Du Chen wanted to say this, but when he thought about it carefully, it seemed that this guy really hadn't done anything to deal with him:
When the Potions class attacked Malfoy, besides wanting to do it himself, there should also be a reason why the other party insulted the Shafiq family.
Defending against Snape's Legilimency was to protect himself.
The purpose of using magic power without authorization is to suppress the magic power riot, and to take away control of the body is to deal with the troll.
Although he did a bunch of extra messy things, they all had clear reasons...
Hitting Dumbledore is to get the certificate, giving Daphne the badge is to thank her, kissing Hermione is to mark her...
Even if the actions of the latter two were ulterior motives, from a consequential perspective, he did not do anything
Du Chen was speechless for a moment, but he immediately retorted.
"It's the danger of giving so much. No one would be so generous. Who knows what your intentions are."
"Just such a trivial matter, boring, Muggles are just troublesome and suspicious." Adair said disdainfully, but even if his tone changed, the expression on his face remained unchanged, which made some viewers notice something was wrong. "Even if I really plan to do something to you, how can you resist?"
"No, but I always have the right to be scared."
"You're right. Forget it, I'll explain it to you clearly." Adair said, "I didn't say it before because my magic power was not enough. My soul had to work hard to maintain the entire live broadcast room. I was half asleep and half awake at the time. , only now can we move freely.”
"What is the live broadcast room and where are the other people here?" Du Chen frowned and asked, "You said this is the soul space, my soul, so why did you show up?"
"Because my soul is attached to your soul, just like the relationship between the Dark Lord and Harry Potter, I can freely enter and exit your soul, and even talk to you like this."
Taking out a wine glass out of thin air and taking a sip, Adair continued.
"Didn't Dumbledore tell you that Elaine Shafik's body is a Horcrux? I split my soul and put it into my daughter's body. This way I can preserve my consciousness for explanation and inheritance, which is better than leaving notes. Or the portrait is more convenient and more secret."
"I see, so you just want to devour my soul, make up for your own flaws, and then take over this body, right?" Du Chen said sarcastically.
"No, you will know after listening to everything that I will never do this. After listening, you will make a conclusion. Why are you impatient?"