Hogwarts Mysterious Man Resurrected

What the hell?

Is this wood carving perfect?

No, this is the magical world.

But... yes, this is a magical world.

It's normal for a bird to talk... It's normal for a hammer!

The corner of Lothar's mouth twitched. The phoenix on Old Deng's head couldn't speak human words.

And now this bird can also speak human language.

Doesn't this mean that this is a real bird with a good IQ? It is one of the magical animals, not a wood carving, it just looks like it!

Suddenly, Lothar thought of the way the bird looked at her before.

"Good guy, this thing really looks down on me!"

As if guessing Lothar's thoughts, the bird flying around heard a mocking laugh.

"I don't know what you were thinking just now, since you want to touch my noble body with your dirty hands."

"Hahahaha, stupid human being, you didn't expect that I would leave."

"Looking at your speed, you are only worthy of eating my fart from behind!"

Lothar's face darkened at first, then the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and a smile appeared.

"Really? A noble body?"

"Good guy, I'll make you a roasted bird to see if you are still noble."

"Eat farts? I think you want to be eaten by me!"

Lothar, who had not planned to use the wand, looked at the bird not far away with a ferocious expression, with clearly visible ill intentions on his face.

The ungrateful bird felt trembling all over and left the place quickly.

Soon after it left, a flame surrounded the place where it had just been.

Then he took advantage of the situation and headed to the next place where it appeared.

"Aren't you quite capable?"

"You scream, no one comes to save you even if your throat is broken."

"Today, it's time for you to take a walk inside my belly."

Lothar laughed ferociously. Seeing the silly bird escaping in embarrassment, a smile rose in his heart.

Sure enough, torturing such a bitch would bring him great pleasure.

"just you?"

"Are you worthy?"

"If you want to eat my noble body, uncle, you'd better wait for the rest of your life!"

Although escaping is embarrassing, you must have enough momentum.

The bird can die, but the face cannot be lost.

"hehe!"

Lothar didn't want to speak, but the movements of her hands were a little faster.

There must be some kind of magic spell on this floor, so even though the stupid bird keeps moving, it can't get out.

Otherwise, it depends on its capabilities.

The sky is big and the earth is big, where can’t I go?

This is also what Lothar discovered through careful observation.

If you can't escape, this will be easy.

Look how I mock you little thing.

The corners of his mouth raised with a hint of curvature, Lothar looked around and waved the wand in his hand.

Although there were words in his mouth, no sound came out.

A burst of invisible fluctuations spread out, and the stupid bird in Lothar's eyes was still escaping from Lothar's flame range in embarrassment, without noticing the situation here.

Otherwise, with its IQ, it is still possible to find something wrong.

I looked at some chairs, tables, cabinets and the like below.

Lothar's eyes flashed under his wave.

These pieces of furniture joined the army in the hunt for stupid birds.

It also carries a fire. After all, if it is burned by fire, these furnitures are not protected by magic, so how can they not burn!

The thick smoke also told Lothar that he had to move faster.

Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if the smoke blows over and he dies from lack of oxygen.

The stupidest wizard in history?

Thinking about that title, Lothar's face turned a little dark.

Forget it, that title is too powerful and he can't control it.

The wizard who died in the stupidest way in history should be given back to the wizard recorded in the history of magic.

It was all recorded in the history of magic, and Lothar felt that it was not easy for him to steal their reputation.

Besides, he felt like he was choking to death on the smoke, and he couldn't avoid the unlucky situation of being choked to death by bird droppings falling from the sky when he was just feeling proud.

The key is that the wizard opens his mouth too wide when he laughs, and the thing is not small.

In addition, the magic at that time was still relatively crude, and there was a lack of healing spells and so on...

Okay, so that’s nonsense!

Every time he saw that period of history recorded in the history of magic, Lothar had the urge to cover his face.

A majestic wizard would actually die under that thing.

It's simply...forget it, let's remove him from the wizarding world.

It's so embarrassing...

Withdrawing his thoughts, Lothar began to seriously control the flames and the chairs, cabinets, and tables to surround the stupid bird.

This flame has become an encirclement. If nothing happens, I can capture it and take it home.

When the time comes, "Hey hey hey", don't let it know it's wrong, read your name backwards.

With all kinds of unfriendly thoughts, Lothar moved his fingers slightly, shrinking the encirclement little by little.

Soon... soon.

This stupid bird will soon have no escape.

At that point, it’s time to make it look good.

With all kinds of thoughts in his heart, Lothar took the last step.

But, when he was just about to complete the last step.

The light around that stupid bird flashed, and a bad feeling just arose in his heart.

That stupid bird has disappeared!

"where?"

"behind!"

Lothar simply gave up on manipulating the flames and furniture, and chose to face the stupid bird directly.

As soon as the semicircular white shield appeared, the pure bird had already arrived.

Although it looks like a wooden sculpture, its beak is very sharp.

It was just a charge, and it hit his semicircular shield like a cannonball.

There was a "click" sound under the corner of Lothar's twitching eye.

The white shield cracked piece by piece and dissipated between the sky and the earth.

"Good guy, if I have to take this hit on my own body..."

Lothar thought to himself, and then decisively abandoned this dangerous idea of ​​his.

His body is not necessarily harder than the magic shield.

When the shield shattered into a pile of fragments, Lothar had already apparated away from the place.

He just tried it. Apparition can still be used here, but he can't get through this unknown barrier.

Perhaps this barrier is specially used to prevent wizards like them from using apparation to shuttle with this stupid bird to the outside.

However, when he first came in, it was obvious that...

Lothar suddenly figured it out!

Do you have to find that agency when you go out?

He glanced down with a dark expression.

Then he shifted his gaze back to the stupid bird that had crossed over to him again.

Knowing that the bird's beak was difficult to deal with, Lothar once again changed his position.

"You forced me to do this!"