Hokage: Start A Konoha Chat Group

【 Uzumaki Kushina: Minato! Stay away from Fugaku from now on! ! ! No wonder you two always got together when you were still alive! What are you talking about for the Uchiha clan to integrate into Konoha? I really didn’t expect you two to have an adulterous affair! ! ! 】

【Namikaze Minato: Wife! Listen to my excuses! Ah, no, you have to listen to my explanation! There really is nothing between the two of us! 】

【 Uzumaki Kushina: Sisters! I really didn’t expect our two husbands to be...】

[Uchiha Mikoto: Stop talking, sister, I didn’t expect it either...]

[ Uzumaki Kushina: I really want to cry now! 】

【Uzumaki Mito: Cry, child, you will get used to it if you cry...】

When Ito Makoto saw this scene, he laughed directly. He really didn't expect another pair to appear! Shouldn't this chat group of mine be called Konoha Chat Group? Should it be called a gay chat group? ? ? ?

Why are one and two so weird?

Why would one or two of them form a weird CP in a weird place?

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are like this, Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna are like this, Hatake Sakumo and Might Dai are like this, and now there is one more Namikaze Minato and Uchiha Fugaku...

I don’t know if this group chat of mine has the function of changing the name? Why not change it to a gay chat group for him...

[ Uchiha Madara: Then aren’t you two the Nine Tails Tailed Beast difficulty that I used in the duel with Hasi Lama? 】

[Namikaze Minato: It turns out you have already played Madara-senpai, but I think the name Tailed Beast is not particularly nice. It is better to call him Explosive Mecha Outer Penetration: Invincible Nine Tails Spiral Light Roar Divine Martial Cannon Super Evolution The invincible difficulty of the powerful tailed beast! ! ! ! ! 】

[ Senju Hashirama: I think it would be better to call Super Tailed Beast Susana Blast's Great Armor Invincible Difficult Three Styles! 】

[Namikaze Minato: I still think the explosive mecha outer wear invincible Nine Tails spiral light roar divine weapon cannon super evolved powerful tailed beast invincible difficulty sounds better]

[ Uchiha Madara: Shut up, Laozi, you two! Given your ability to name ninjutsu, why don't you show off your presence? 】

[Senju Tobirama: I have to say that the naming methods of my eldest brother and Fourth Hokage are really...it's really strange! 】

【Hyuga Hizashi: Show! 】

【Uchiha Izuna: Tenhide! 】

[The sunset is really red: The show of Tihua! 】

【Hatake Sakumo: Good Fortune Bell God Show! ! 】

Makoto Ito, who was heading to the Hokage Building, saw the message in the chat group and almost burst into tears!

I have to say, First Generation and Fourth Generation, the idea of ​​naming ninjutsu is really strange!

Why do the two of them always come up with weird names for ninjutsu?

What are the brain circuits of the two of them like?

[Uchiha Shisui: I noticed that both of you seem to have partners, but I don’t have a partner...]

[ Uchiha Mikoto: Shisui, no, that’s a good thing! Do you also want to become the legendary gay man? 】

【Uchiha Shisui: Uh...】

[Makoto Ito: No way, who told Uchiha Itachi not to be in the group chat? Otherwise, Shisui and him will definitely find a common language! 】

【Uchiha Mikoto:! ! ! ! ! ! Itachi! ? 】

【Uchiha Fugaku: Shisui, you and Itachi, you two...】

[ Uchiha Shisui: Uncle and aunt, don’t listen to Ito Makoto’s nonsense! Itachi and I are just like-minded partners! ! ! ! 】

[Ito Makoto:? ? ? What are you anxious about? I didn't say anything weird, I just said that Uchiha Itachi is not here. If he were here, you two would have a lot in common. What are you so anxious about? Is it possible that you still have some strange feelings for Uchiha Itachi? 】

[Uchiha Shisui:...I...I...I have always regarded him as a younger brother! ! ! 】

In this way, Ito Makoto came to the Hokage Building while chatting with the group and watching some strange chats in the group...

"Teacher!!! I'm fucking here!!!"

I only saw Ito Makoto open the door of Hokage's office with a bang...

In the office, Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly put away his crystal ball...

"Ah...it turns out it's Cheng, you're here! You came very early!"

[ Senju Tobirama: Sarutobi the dog thief. What did he just put away? 】

[ Senju Hashirama: Yes, yes, it seems like a crystal ball? 】

[ Uchiha Madara: Tsk, a little crystal ball, what’s there to hide? 】

[Ito Makoto: This is the peeping ninjutsu I told you before, called the Telescope Technique, which is performed based on this crystal ball. On this crystal ball, you can see any picture you want to see~~~ 】

[ Senju Hashirama: So that’s it, that means he was also peeping just now! 】

[ Senju Tobirama: This damn Sarutobi dog thief! Is he still a bit Hokage? ! Is the Hokage's office a place for him to peek in? This damn bastard! ! ! ! ! 】

Makoto Ito ignored the Second Generation goal in the chat group and became furious!

"Teacher, what were you doing just now?"

I only saw Sarutobi Hiruzen, pretending to be calm, adjusting his Hokage god robe, and taking a deep breath from his pipe...

"Of course the teacher was thinking of countermeasures for the development of Konoha just now! You see, the teacher is so tired that his nosebleeds..."

As Sarutobi Hiruzen spoke, he hurriedly wiped the blood flowing from his nose...

Of course, Ito Makoto did not expose Sarutobi Hiruzen's lies. Although this telescope is Technique, he also wanted to learn it.

"Teacher, what ninjutsu should we learn next?"

All I saw was Sarutobi Hiruzen taking out a Chakra test strip.

"This thing is called a Chakra test paper. It can test what attributes of Chakra you have. You should also know that Chakra is a kind of energy produced by the perfect fusion of our physical energy and spiritual energy. Our ninja practice is inseparable from our own Chakra!

The Chakra of our human body is divided into five attributes: fire, wind, thunder, earth, and water. And these five attributes are in conflict with each other: fire defeats wind, wind defeats clay, thunder defeats earth, earth defeats water, and water defeats fire! "

It has to be said that Sarutobi explained to Makoto Ito very carefully when he was a teacher, and he popularized all the Chakra attributes to Makoto Ito...