Honkai Survival Guide

"Okay, then listen to Sister Jizi~"

"Give me the phone, I have to take a good picture of this scene~"

"Are you really planning to send these to Teresa?" Lord pulled it out slowly, making a "pop" sound like a red wine cork, and a large amount of viscous wine poured out: "You Aren't you afraid that Teresa will come to the offline order to kill you that night?"

Ji Zi picked up strands of viscous wine with her fingers, put it into her mouth and tasted it carefully.She licked her lips, and clearly recorded the astringent scene with her mobile phone.

"How could it be? Besides, I'm not stupid, so I definitely won't send it to her tonight." Ji Zi squatted down: "I'll send it to Teresa when she can't bear it anymore. By then, she probably My mind is so full of how to climb into your bed, why would I care about me."

"Hmm... In the next period of time, there are still many opportunities, Guji... Take more shots, and send them all to Teresa..." Ji Zi stammered As he spoke, his voice was quite muffled.

"Hiss...but afterwards, aren't you afraid that Teresa will come to trouble you?" Lord gently stroked Jizi's wet hair.

...At that time...gulu.....it depends on you, little boyfriend, uh, ok

Nong...my sister will rely on you to protect me when the time comes. " Ji Zi raised her eyes to look at Lord, and the tip of her tongue was naughty, making Lord take a breath of cold air, and could not help but press her head.

"Gulu... um..."

Ji Zi frowned slightly, his throat was rolling with difficulty, but Ren Jiu was swallowing hard, and he stopped swallowing after a while, Ji Zi glared at Lord angrily, and then he was relieved mouth, sticking out the tip of the tongue to lick all the white turbidity overflowing from the corner of the mouth.

"It's really thick and thick. Even I have such a hard time drinking it. I really don't know how Bronya Teresa's little cherry mouth swallowed your bad guy."

"It's really hard..." Lord scratched his head: "This can be regarded as too much trouble, for example, sometimes you can't go in the whole thing..."

Ji Zi was supported by Lord to stand up, her legs were so weak that she almost couldn't stand still.

"That's...fortunately, the Valkyrie's body is strong enough to withstand your tossing. If it were an ordinary girl, I don't know if it's lucky or unlucky given your size..."

"Ah... I guess it will really crack..." Lord was a little embarrassed: "That's why I've kept ordinary girls at arm's length since a long time ago..."

It means that all the thoughts are on Bronya and Seele.

"So you've been beating Valkyrie's attention for a long time, right?"

"Ahem, how can I say that... I can meet you, but I have only cultivated the blessings in two lifetimes. Even if you are not Valkyrie, I will still like you." Lord said: "Besides, since I can remember I've been in an orphanage since then, and I haven't had much chance to meet ordinary girls."

"Then the girls you met in St. Freya Academy are not ordinary girls right now? Everyone is the future Valkyrie, so you don't have any thoughts about them?"

"No, not at all. Besides, they have thoughts about me now, right?" Lord shook his head and said, "I haven't noticed it before, but now I feel like they are looking at me, and they all want to eat me up." .If it weren’t for my strength, I would have been kidnapped and taken to the basement to use as a fully automatic massager.”

"It seems that you are quite self-aware." Ji Zi teased, "Sometimes I really doubt it. Are you the kind of succubus that only appears in books? By the way, are there male succubi?"

"Uh...maybe?" Lord scratched his head: "I didn't expect it to be like this either. I feel like I have some strange charm aura, and it seems that I am more and more able to attract the favor of the opposite sex."

"But..." Lord shrugged: "I only have you in my eyes."

"Hmmm... Do you want to add Rita and Yolanda to this 'you'?"

"Well..."

"emmmm

"Oh, astringent~"

Himeko poked Lord on the cheek.

"Okay, take a quick shower, we should go out too."

"Okay, I'll wash it for you~"

427 Kiana Sandwich

When Lord and Jizi changed their clothes again, pretending that nothing happened, and quietly returned to the training ground, Rita was sharing her experience in performing the mission and what might be useful. Precautions.

Compared with the experience shared by Ulandal, who seemed to be looking for faults on how to become stronger, what Rita said was obviously full of dry goods. Rita was responsible for writing the report after each mission. Now it's just a little modification and then tell it.

In addition, Rita seems to be very good at explaining these things. She sorted out the complicated content clearly and divided them into simple and easy-to-understand sentences, trying to make everyone present understandable. It is obviously a dry and tasteless hardcore Knowledge, under Rita's narration, is very vivid and interesting.

Everyone listened carefully, and many people were recording with their mobile phones.

Listening to Rita's narration in that soft voice, Lord squeezed his chin and said.

"It looks like Rita has a talent for being a teacher. The level of teaching is not bad. What do you think, sister Himeko? Do you want to trick Rita into becoming a teacher at St. Freya Academy in the future?"

"It's really suitable, but Lord, do you really just want Rita to be a teacher?" Ji Zi looked at Lord with a look of teasing in her eyes.

"Huh? Otherwise?" someone Luo said solemnly at the moment: "I'm thinking about the future of the academy!"

"Really? Then you don't want Rita in an OL teacher outfit and giving you extra lessons in your room in the dead of night? Or giving you private lessons in an empty classroom? Or in a medical room deal with you?"

"Sister Jizi, do you understand?"

"That's right, sister, I have a lot of theoretical knowledge!"

"As a result, in actual combat, he became a weak chicken who only called his good brother and begged for mercy?"

"Brother stinky! Which pot is not open and which pot should be lifted?"

"I said you two... just now you haven't seen anyone for so long, where did you go?"

The familiar milk voice sounded from behind the two of them, and when they turned their heads, Teresa was looking at them with her waist crossed and her expression unfriendly.

"Ah...that's it." Ji Zi blinked, then pressed Theresa's delicate shoulders with a smile, and said, "You can guess it? There are so many things you can do in such a long time." Yo? Well...you can guess boldly."

"You..." Teresa wanted to refute, but thinking that Lord dared to do that in the toilet in the mall last time, he would only be bolder here. There is nothing he dared not do.

So Teresa looked at the two with subtle eyes, and asked in a low voice. "You two are really going to..."

"Hmm~" Ji Zi licked the corners of his lips, bent down and blew gently in Teresa's ear: "It tastes pretty good."

"Yes... there's nothing to show off, anyway, I'm also at noon... ah, nothing... I didn't say anything." Teresa realized that she had slipped her mouth, and immediately covered her small mouth .

"Okay, Teresa, are you taking the opportunity to steal food again?" Ji Zi narrowed his eyes.

"No, I didn't say anything, you misheard." Teresa looked away guiltily: "I didn't steal it, it's Ji Zi, you're right!"

"Hmm...that's it, well, let's just pretend you didn't steal it." Ji Zi whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Anyway, you won't be able to eat meat for the rest of the time." Be sure to hold back, Teresa~ Oh, my little boyfriend is really awesome."

"Damn it!" Teresa gritted her teeth and turned her head away: "It's the same if you can't eat it! What's there to show off! Only you, a sex bomber, think about that kind of thing every day, and I don't envy you !"

"Really?" Ji Zi smiled and said, "I really hope you will be so stubborn then, but don't sneak up on Lord's bed in the middle of the night~"

"Hmph! Just wait and see!" Teresa puffed out her barren chest, "I'm not in heat every day like you, a sex bomber, I have super self-control!"

Lord looked at the confused and confident Theresa, and couldn't help but feel pity.

Silly girl, you are being played and applauded by Ji Zi, the gap is too big.I hope your shame will not explode by then...

……

Rita's narration gradually came to an end, and everyone seemed to have benefited a lot, so Ji Zi also waved her hand and announced that the get out of class was over.

Of course, there was more than one class in the afternoon, but the arrival of Rita and Ulandal really disrupted the regularity of the class, but it didn't matter, after all, with the experience of the S-rank Valkyrie, the effect was much better than the class.

After looking at the time, it was almost the same time, so I simply announced that the get out of class was over.

So the girls went to the shower room in groups of three or four, intending to take a shower before going back. Under the kind invitation of Kiyana and others, Rita and Ulandal also went together.

Although I didn't sweat much during the big fight, after all, after a day of shopping outside, it is inevitable that I will get some wind and dust, and it is not necessary to wash it a little.

Lord naturally had to wait outside, but Teresa dragged Jizi in so that Jizi and Lord would not be alone.

But Lord didn't wait long, and was thrown into his arms by a Qiyana who rushed out.

The white hair ball's hair hadn't been dried yet, and the white hair was still stained with water droplets, so it rubbed against Lord's chest and wet a large area.

"Hey, Lord~" Kiyana leaned forward, the girl who had just taken a bath exuded moisture all over her body, and even her delicate pink lips added a bit of moist luster, like elastic jelly, Mouthwatering.

The cute and beautiful girl holds her face high and offers her delicate lips to you with full expectation. Who can refuse?

Lord put his arms around Kiana's slender waist, lowered his head and kissed her lips, wantonly savoring the beauty of the girl, soft, sweet, and extremely delicious.

Mei who ran out following Kiana with a towel behind her back saw this scene,

Can't help laughing dumbfoundedly.Watching the two people's lips pull out silvery water threads, they put the towel on Qiyana's head and rubbed Qiyana's still wet hair.

"Really, no matter how anxious you are, you have to dry your hair before you come out." Mei looked at Kiyana who was giggling, and said coquettishly, "Lord will not disappear suddenly."

"Hey~" Kiyana was rubbed on the head by Mei, turned around and hugged Mei, and rubbed her plump and soft chest, her voice was sweet and greasy: "Mei~ I know I'm wrong~"

"I really can't do anything about you..." Mei rubbed Kiana, then turned to look at Lord: "And you, Lord. Don't spoil Kiana like this."

"Girlfriends are just for pampering." Lord put both of them in his arms: "Let me pamper you too~"

"Well...then..." Mei's pretty face flushed slightly, she hesitated for a moment, the girl stood on tiptoe, and then closed her eyes.

Of course Lord would not refuse to bow his head, and kissed Mei's lips.

Kiyana was sandwiched between the two, with her head held high and her mouth open, she looked at the scene in front of her, feeling a little shocked.

Can you still play like this?

Kiyana blinked, why don't I put my aunt in the middle next time and Lord and I try?

Auntie shouldn't be angry.

428 The Night Is Getting Darker

It was still early after class, so Kiyana suggested that it's better to go shopping in the commercial street. Seeing that Yolandail and Rita didn't have any objections, Kiyana happily dragged everyone to the commercial street. went.

Seeing this, Teresa could only sigh helplessly and let her go.

But if you want to say, although Kiyana doesn't know as much about the commercial street as Lord, she is very good at playing, so she took the bewildered Youlandelle to play video games.

It was also the first time for Youlandelle to come to the game center. Looking at the equipment in front of her, she was obviously a little unfamiliar, but after Qiyana's brief introduction, she also quickly understood how to operate the equipment in front of her.

The two began to fight. At first, Qiyana could still take advantage of Ulandal's unfamiliar combo, and even if she released water, she could easily defeat Ulandal.But soon, Urandale, who is very learning, became proficient in the operation, and gradually became evenly matched with Qiyana.

Seeing this, Qiyana quickly stopped releasing water and showed her true strength.

Lord, who was killed by Bronya, got up and let Xier stand on top, looked back at the yelling Kiana and the focused Yolandelle, and couldn't help but smile.

"The relationship is progressing really fast." Lord sighed: "Can you quickly get into the relationship after a fight...it really fits the two of their personalities."

"However, it's really rare for Master Ulandal to look so happy." Rita's voice came from behind: "It seems that this vacation is indeed the right decision, and Master Ulandal will hand in A lot of good friends."

"Miss Rita?" Lord looked back, and saw Rita in a maid outfit standing prettyly behind him: "Are there any projects you are interested in?"

Lord looked around, Mei and Yae Rin were grabbing the doll, Himeko and Teresa were also shaking the handles and pressing the buttons, playing happily.

But seeing Teresa gritted her teeth and opened her mouth, she was probably beaten by Ji Zi.

"Although I haven't been to the video game city very much, I really have no interest in these projects." Rita smiled: "Mr. Lord doesn't have to care about Rita too much. more important."

That's true... With Rita's temperament, she really doesn't look like she can play video games. "

"Okay, then just do what Miss Rita likes...but I have a little suggestion." Lord smiled and said, "Are you interested in hearing it?"

"But it doesn't matter."

"Well... I always feel that it's too cumbersome to call us Mr. or Miss. Why don't we add honorifics in the future? To be honest, I'm really not used to this kind of honorifics..." Lord said: "Of course I know that you are a maid, Rita. You always maintain the demeanor of a maid. You can be called a perfect maid."

"But no matter how perfect a maid is, there must be someone who can let go of all respect and manners, let herself be more casual and relax."

"Do you think Rita is stretching herself too tight?" Rita turned her head to look at the man beside her, and there seemed to be a strange light shining in her magnificent eyes.

"There are some." Lord scratched his head: "I don't know whether Rita's elegant and calm posture is born or acquired... If it is acquired, and it must be maintained all the time. If you stay in this state until you even forget your original appearance, it will be too hard and too sad..."

"So I think, if you can completely relax in front of someone, it's not a bad thing for you..." Lord paused.Dao: Of course, this is just my wishful thinking. I hope my self-talk didn't cause any trouble to you.Anyway, I'll just call you Rita from now on, okay?"

"Mr. Lord, you are really different from what Rita imagined, and you have subverted the image a little bit." Rita withdrew her gaze and smiled slightly.

"Huh? Then what is my image in your imagination?" Lord asked curiously.

"Well..." Rita looked away: "Do you really want to listen?"

"Tell me, I'm still curious."

"Then.....probably the scumbag who relies on sweet words to deceive girls."

"Ah...you say I'm a scumbag and I'll admit it, but I never cheat girls' feelings."

"Really?" Rita's smile seemed to have some deep meaning: "Then Rita will believe your words for now.

"One more thing..."

Lord moved closer to Rita's eyes and poked his own face.

"Rita, tell the truth, am I not good-looking? Why do I have to rely on sweet words?"

Rita looked at Lord's handsome face close at hand, her breathing was stagnant, and it took a long while to look away with some difficulty.

But Lord quickly approached her again.

"Tell me, tell me, don't we look good?"

Rita took a deep breath and lowered her eyes, not looking at Lord.