Honkai Survival Guide

"Why is it inappropriate?!" Cocolia said in a trembling voice, "I'm concerned about the sex life of my son and daughter? It's reasonable!"

.how is this reasonable?'

"It's very reasonable, okay! Tell mom about it!" Cocolia rubbed her hands excitedly: "How long have you done it? How many times have you done it? Are you guilty?"

"I did it at four o'clock in the morning last night... I can't remember how many times I did it, but every time it was guilt, Bronya almost couldn't hold it."

A lazy voice cut in and answered Cocolia's question.

Bronya rubbed her sleepy eyes, yawned, took a more comfortable position in Lord's arms, and greeted Cocolia slowly.

"Good morning, Mama Cocolia."

"Oh! Good morning, Bronya." Hearing the answer she wanted, Cocolia narrowed her smiling eyes: "Oh, she is still a good girl and sensible, unlike some disobedient stinky son, Don't let mom worry at all~"

Lord sighed helplessly, he felt that he was becoming less and less good at dealing with Cocolia now.

446 Cocolia's call

"Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect you, Lord, to be able to make it to dawn in one go." Cocolia wondered: "Did I raise a monster son? Even the Valkyrie is not your opponent, really amazing ah."

"Yeah, brother Lord is super powerful." Bronya nodded in agreement: "It can fill up Bronya every time."

Bronya showed Cocolia a gesture on her lower abdomen with her small hand: "It even reached here last night."

"Wait a minute, this position..." Cocolia was dazed for a few seconds, glanced at Lord who was covering his face, and asked tentatively, "Is this going in?"

"Go in." Bronya squinted her eyes and touched her lower abdomen, with a look of enjoyment and nostalgia: "It's messed up Bronya's inside, and it's all in it, full of it." It's full, swollen, warm, and comfortable."

You guys, it's really fun to play. "Cocolia blinked, suddenly there was

She asked worriedly: "However, with Lord's size, Bronya, can you really bear it?"

"Well, although Bronya wants to say that she is fine, but brother Lord's physical strength is simply more terrifying than that of the Honkai Beast, and his desires are hard to fill. Bronya really cannot meet the needs of brother Lord... ...Even adding Xier might be a little bit reluctant."

"Ah, this..." Cocolia looked at Lord even more strangely: "Oh, this is true, so it is necessary to have a party to solve Lord's desire? Wow... It seems that your life in the academy is quite chaotic~"

"What is quite messy..." Lord rolled his eyes and interrupted Cocolia's words. He always felt that if he continued to chat with this woman, he and Bronya would have to use whatever postures and tricks they played at night. was asked out.

Then it is estimated that it will be the Dafa of the recording pen of Cocolia's traditional art. In the future, it will probably be played back and forth.

And with Cocolia's temperament, she might even give it a big publicity to the girls in the orphanage.When he goes back, there will be more than 30 girls who are looking at him eagerly and want to have a party with him.

Lord didn't even dare to think about that scene.

"So, what's the matter with calling so early?"

"Ah... I can't call if I'm okay?" Cocolia covered her face and pretended to cry: "As a mother, what's wrong with wanting to care about my baby son and the recent situation of my daughter? How could she still be treated like this by her son?" Dislike, such impatience, err, mother is so sad~"

Cocolia quietly raised her face and glanced at Lord secretly. Seeing him staring at her expressionlessly, she lowered her head and continued to cry falsely.

Lord only felt that his blood pressure was vaguely elevated, and he really had nothing to do with this woman.

"It's alright, alright, don't pretend to cry there, I don't dislike you..." Lord sighed and said reluctantly.

"Mama Cocolia."

"Hey~Mom is here~" Cocolia immediately raised her head, smiling openly, not a little bit sad just now.

"Oh..." Lord sighed very tiredly, and said, "It's all right now, so what's the matter with calling?"

"Actually, it's nothing serious...

"goodbye.'

Lord raised his hand and was about to hang up the phone.

"Wait, wait, wait! I have something to say, I really have something to say! Don't just hang up like this!"

Lord stopped his movements and looked at Cocolia angrily, as if if you don't speak well, I will really hang up the phone.

"Really, it's not cute at all, obviously when you were a child...forget it, you were like this when you were a child." Cocolia muttered a few words, watching Lord's gesture of hanging up the phone again, she immediately became serious stand up.

"There are indeed some things I want to tell you." Cocolia said seriously: "The first is your physical problem. Last time you sent the medical report, I also read it to the two doctors Einstein and Tesla. They want you to come back next time

Go to them for a more detailed body check.

"Ah? Do you need to trouble the two doctors for this kind of thing?" Lord was stunned.

The physical examination report he sent to Cocolia last time was actually the report from the O liquid examination. Although it was mainly to find out what was wrong with his saliva, he also adhered to the idea that everything has come. Had a full body checkup.

When it was sent to Cocolia, it was sent all over.After Cocolia learned about Lord's situation, she hurried to find someone to solve the problem.

But this kind of thing shouldn't bother the two doctors, right?

"Isn't it because I contacted a large number of people and found many doctors or experts who said that you have never seen this symptom before, and there is no good way." Cocolia folded her arms and said, "This is very important, okay?" !Mom, I'm waiting to hold my grandson!"

"How did those two doctors get involved?"

"Ah... When I chatted with them last time, I mentioned it by the way, and they said that they can help you solve this problem, but you have to come back and let them have a good physical examination. "

"I thought so too. After all, Lord, you are not an ordinary person, but a man with the ability of Houkai and a natural stigmata... er... a Valkyrie? Maybe it's useless to find a doctor, but Maybe it will be miraculous for scientists who specialize in Houkai energy to take a look?"

Why do you always have the feeling that you are in a hurry to go to the doctor?" Lord was stunned when he heard the words: "Also, I don't think this matter should be so urgent...'

"Why aren't you in a hurry? I'm in a hurry! I'm in a hurry to hold my grandson! Wait...Lord, don't you tell me not to be in a hurry just to enjoy the pleasure of having a bare vagina?" Cocolia Squinting his eyes, he asked, "Because it's hard to conceive, so you can have sex at will, right?"

Bronya looked up at Lord, who was a little confused, and covered her mouth expressionlessly.

"Brother Luode, you are good or bad.

"? No, wait a minute, I didn't think of this myself! Don't make strange guesses about me!"

"Doesn't Brother Lord like barebacks?"

"...well, I like it.

"Sure enough, Brother Luode, you are good or bad...

Cocolia didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so she followed suit. "Lord, you are good or bad."

"You shut up!"

"Hey, Bronya, look at him! He's pissing me off again!" "You figured out who you are!"

After a while of commotion, Cocolia saw that Lord's blood pressure seemed to be full again, so she continued.

"Actually, this problem is only solved incidentally. The main doctors still need to check your physical condition. After all, your ability is very special." Cocolia shrugged: "Besides, they should have other purposes, but they are not There is no malice, so I think, maybe I can come back and let them have a look."

"I see, I will go back and have a look." Lord nodded: "Is there anything else?

"Ah, it really is." Cocolia's expression also became helpless, and she rubbed her brows, looking very headache.

"It's like this, Rosalia and Lilia have been arguing to find you. When I took them out to play last time, there was only a gap, and they ran to the train station quietly by themselves. Fortunately, my The subordinates followed, and nothing happened. When I caught them, they were asking the conductor what ticket to buy to go to the Far East..."

"These two idiots... are really what they will do." Lord also had a headache.

"Although I caught them this time, they are always ready to move, and I can't keep watching them, so I just satisfy them, what do you think, Lord?"

"Well, these two girls are really worrying...but I don't have any objection to them coming here." Lord spread his hands and said: "But I have to ask Teresa about this, and I will talk about it later. Give you an accurate answer."

447 is about to be bitten to death

After chatting with Cocolia for a while, Lord hung up the phone.

"Phew... every time I chat with her, I feel my blood pressure soar." Lord sighed: "This guy really doesn't have any self-consciousness as a mother."

"Evidently Brother Lord also enjoys this way of getting along." Bronya rubbed Lord's chest: "Every time you argue with Mama Cocolia, you are actually very happy, right?"

"How could this be? Impossible, absolutely impossible." Lord refused to admit it: "It's good not to be mad at her, how could I feel happy."

"Brother Lord is not frank at all." Bronya showed a faint smile: "But it doesn't matter, brother Lord like this is also very cute, Bronya likes it very much~'

"Well, you are starting to learn from Cocolia and want to tease me, right?" Lord turned over and pressed Bronya under him: "My lovely Bronya, do you know how to tease my brother?" What are the consequences?"

Bronya blinked her silver-gray eyes and asked ignorantly.

"What will be the consequences? Bronya doesn't know." The girl licked her lips: "It's still early, brother Lord, how about letting Bronya taste the consequences?

"Provocative brother?" Lord stroked Bronya's pretty face.

"Yes~" Bronya rubbed Lord's hand like a kitten: "Do you need Bronya to change into stockings?"

"...Then I want white silk pantyhose."

It was another simple wave of morning exercises. After wearing out a few stockings, seeing that the time was almost up, the two of them calmed down.Lord carried Bronya to take a shower, let her rest in the room first, and walked out of the room to prepare breakfast.

When he came to the kitchen, he greeted Mei and Rita who were also up and ready to make breakfast. Lord looked at the ingredients in the refrigerator and suddenly realized that he hadn't made beetroot soup for a while, so he started preparing directly stand up.

After breakfast, Lord found Teresa and talked about Rosalia and Lilia.

"Hmm... In other words, does Ms. Cocolia want to send these two little girls to St. Freya Academy?" Theresa flipped through the photos of the sisters in Lord's phone.

It's not just the photos of Rosalia and Lilia. Lord's phone has photos of all the younger sisters. There are nearly a thousand of them. Some are group photos when I went back last time, and some are when the younger sisters are idle. A selfie sent to him after changing into beautiful clothes.

Of course, there are bold girls like Isabella who will directly send him photos of her black silk legs, or lift up her clothes to show him what pattern and color underwear she is wearing today.

For such a photo, Lord would naturally criticize it seriously, and then silently save it in a private album.

"Yes." Seeing that there was no one around, Lord simply picked Theresa up and let her sit in his arms.The girl flipped through the photos, but she didn't intend to stop Lord from moving.

"After all, the two of them dared to go to the train station alone last time and kept blocking their words. These two girls don't know what tricks they will do. It is impossible for Cocolia to keep looking at them. It's better Send them straight here.'

"It's true, I don't have any objections, they are quite cute, and they can live with us directly when they come over." Teresa looked at the screen where the sisters and Lord were intimately attached together In the photo, he squinted his eyes: "But...Lord, I didn't notice before, you actually have so many beautiful sisters."

Teresa asked: "Could it be that they are all younger sisters like Bronya and Seele?"

Lord: "."

What can he say, the first kisses of more than 30 younger sisters are all his own, if it is said that they are just ordinary younger sisters, he himself will not believe it.

Seeing that Lord fell into a rather awkward silence, Teresa understood the answer to the question. She pinched Lord's waist and hummed softly.

"There are more than 30 younger sisters. I don't know if your waist can handle it. Are you really not afraid of being squeezed dry?"

"Will it be drained? You'll know if you try this kind of thing?"

"Wait...what do you mean by that? Wait, where are you taking me? Yolandelle and Rita are still at home!,

""It's okay, let's go somewhere else~'

Inside Theresa's office.

"So, Ms. Teresa has agreed with Rosalia and Lilia to go to St. Freya Academy?" Cocolia asked in surprise on the other end of the phone: "Is it so smooth?

"Yeah, Rosalia and Lilia are so cute, of course Teresa will not refuse." Lord shrugged: "Besides, the girls in the family all have the potential to become Valkyrie, Rosalia and Lily Although Ya is a bit mischievous, her talent is quite outstanding, and based on this, Teresa is even less likely to refuse."

"But speaking of it, why don't you tell Teresa directly about this kind of thing? I remember that you two have frequent contacts. With Teresa's temper, she won't reject you, right?"

"Ah, speaking of this..." Cocolia's eyes flickered: "Didn't you say you had thoughts about Teresa before? I don't know how the progress is going between you... But since then, I can't communicate with her normally."

"Think about it, we were originally of the same generation, even Teresa was older than me, and then suddenly became a member of the daughter-in-law or something... It always feels so strange... ..”

Cocolia looked up as she spoke, but found something wrong with Lord's expression, as if she was enduring pain after being punched by someone.

"Lord? What's wrong with you?" Cocolia asked strangely.

"It's okay...it's okay..." Lord broke the corner of the solid wood table hard where Cocolia couldn't see, and tried his best to show a nonchalant smile: "It's just that I accidentally kicked off the table with my toe just now. That's all..."

"Ah...that really hurts..." Cocolia imagined the feeling, and the phantom pain had already begun.

"So, what's the situation between you and Teresa now? Tell mom about it." Cocolia asked happily: "It seems that the situation is going well? It seems that the names between you are already very close." ah."

"Ah... this, indeed, it's going pretty well..." Lord smiled reluctantly.

But I was thinking in my heart that you should stop asking, your son is about to be bitten to death by a certain white-haired nun.

"Then... when will it be officially won? I'm looking forward to the scene where Teresa and you call mom together."

Then Cocolia saw Lord froze as if struck by lightning, and then there was the sound of hard wood being snapped.

Before Cocolia could ask a question, the screen went off with a snap.

Cocolia looked at the pitch-black screen in front of her, feeling a little dazed.

"What's going on here...?"

448 Teresa's Wonderful Thoughts

Lord dropped the corner of the solid wood table that he had broken off, gasped for air and lowered his head.It happened to meet Teresa's embarrassing blue eyes. She was kneeling and sitting in the gap in the middle of the desk, her small mouth was stuffed full, and she could only make a slight whimper, but it was not It hindered her from staring at Lord fiercely.

Lord could feel that Teresa's little canine teeth were rubbing against him lightly, eager to try, trying to find a chance to bite him again.

"Hiss...Grandma, you really want to bite me off, just lightly." Lord rubbed Theresa's soft white hair, soothing the girl's emotions: "I'm sorry, sorry, Keke Leah, she doesn't know you're here after all... This scumbag woman never hides her true nature when children are alone...

"And I often take pleasure in teasing my own children. I have been tricked many times...

Teresa still stared at Lord, her stuffed mouth made an indistinct sound, as if to say, "It's not all your fault!".But even so, she didn't want to let go, she was still sucking and licking hard.