How To Tame an Academy Dragon

29. It’s not a misunderstanding, it’s a misunderstanding

Dad! I will marry you too and give birth to a beautiful daughter like me!

Uh…Huh? That’s right, my daughter! Dad, you are so happy!

When was it? When I was really young, I said that on the day my whole family went out for an outing.

After receiving my confession, my dad smiled awkwardly, picked me up, and gave me back a few turns.

Aka turning the windmill. Originally, it was a technique that snatched the enemy in the form of a dragon, climbed up to the edge of the high night sky, and then slammed it down to the ground while making a big turn.

The technique my father gave us was a fun game that gave us a chance to spin around as if we were about to fly away.

I still remember the face of my father, who held me and turned me around, smiling with a somewhat reluctant, trembling expression.

The whole family really enjoyed it then.

[That, but Dad is happy! I was worried about what would happen if wolf-like dragons took our lovely youngest daughter away.]

Dad stroking my hair with his big hand.

[Aw~ my cute daughter! Can’t I kiss my dad?]

Because I always begged for kisses, there was no objection at that time. But the day before we left for the outing, there was one surprising truth I heard from my older brothers.

I pressed my father’s face with both hands and pushed it away. Denied skinship by his daughter, the father looked like a wounded old dragon.

[Uh, why?]

“Yesterday~ My older brothers told me~ They said that if you kiss your loved ones, you will have a baby~ That’s why you shouldn’t kiss Daddy anymore!”

[This bird… No, these guys!]

For a moment, Dad, who gave off a sense of life like an ancient dark dragon, blinked his eyes to find the two older brothers who had already run away and disappeared.

[Because I love my dad~]

[Ah, because I love my dad? Uh heh heh!]

It was my dad who jumped around laughing like an idiot when I rubbed his face on my back.

Well, at that time, it was a time when I was pure and clean, so I believed that word, but I’m not an idiot, and I’m an idiot if I believe that even when I’m grown up.

If you think you’ll have a baby with just a few kisses, wouldn’t this continent be filled with life a long time ago, and in many ways worth seeing?

“Da, daughter. Is that a lie? You’re a demon’s child… Eh? Isn’t it?”

The father, who flew in with the emperor’s greatsword, asked one last question before turning Raj into her chunks of meat.

“I-I kissed this person, height, and kissed inexhaustibly…That’s how it came about…hehehe.”

If you are my father, you will remember everything about me without forgetting anything.

I didn’t forget to caress my stomach with gentle gestures.

I was not in a good mood because I was interrupted while trying to do something, and I didn’t like the flow of the conversation because it looked like it was going to look after Raj.

Anyway, there are no normal people in this place. It’s because all of them are the ones who went to the taste one by one. Even if they pretend to be normal, they are crazy people.

The emperor who pretends to be solemn is more unpredictable than I am, and the warrior is a single-minded man with no flexibility.

The great sage grandfather recklessly tries to explore whenever he finds something that excites him. The rest of the group are similar.

“Key, do you kiss me? What have you done to my lovely daughter!!!!! Come on you bastard!!!!”

“Ouch!! It’s a joke!!! Hey! Hey! If you have a mouth, explain it!!”

Finally, my dad left to hunt Raj, brandishing her greatsword, and Raj was pointing at me even while running away from him.

Wow. I still can’t come to my senses.

I remembered the idiotic hand gestures the b*tches I saw at the academy the other day flung at each other. Didn’t you just stick out your thumb and forefinger while crossing them like this?

“Babe! You must win!”

“Damn you bastard bastard!!!”

“Damn you b*tch!!!!”

The dragon lord who goes crazy as soon as he sees the heart on my finger, and the emperor who looks at it while giggling. Even the jjabari who can’t even think of drying.

Phew~ I feel a little better now. Yes, this is the taste of life. I mean, it’s been so quiet these days.

Because my father is scared. I’m sure if I hadn’t sold Raj, she would have scolded me for going wild.

“Artisan. No Anirode! Please listen to me!”

“Artisan…? Craftsman? Craftsman!? Jangi Yiin!!!”

Anyway, you manage to dodge Dad’s attacks well. Did Dion really deserve it? If I hadn’t lost my mind after being kissed, I would have seen it.

While they were engaged in a fierce chase, they even took out their wings and moved from ground battles to aerial battles.

The ultra-luxurious chandelier, which made a loud noise at first glance, shook uneasy with the impact they caused, and whenever it happened, the humans on the ground looked at each other restlessly.

“It’s a bad joke.”

As I was leisurely looking around with my arms crossed, Hyman approached me before I knew it and started talking to me.

Do you think I played a prank on you? Am I a victim in my own way?

“Huh? The kiss is real?”

“Jin… It’s the head.”

Grandpa Hyman, who was about to say something, only opened his mouth, then closed her mouth and touched her forehead.

Thump!

Meanwhile, Raj, who narrowly escaped her father’s serious attack this time, fell to the floor as if to fall, leaving a hole in the shape of Raj. Following that, Dad lightly folded his wings and landed.

“If it wasn’t for Hwangseong, I would have amputated my limbs long ago…”

“hahahaha! The Lord of the world can’t catch a single demon. You’re very old!”

“What? Ha~ It’s been a while since we met, have you lost your senses?”

The emperor who laughs and criticizes his father, and the father who gets caught up in the emperor’s cheap provocation and becomes furious. Ugh, what if a real grown-up gets caught in a provocation like that!

“Isn’t it you who lost your senses?”

The emperor’s face was smiling, but not smiling. A ridicule that drives the viewer crazy.

“…Sheesh!”

With the sound of Dad losing his energy, the greatsword went into the floor. When Dad unexpectedly gave up easily and regained his senses, the Emperor licked his lips as if regretting it.

Crazy. I think I have one personality, but that emperor is also a formidable personality. Compared to when I was younger, I have improved a lot, but…

“Evils. Are they alive?”

“Yes…”

Raj’s hand climbed over the hollow, announcing her survival.

“Last question. What do you want to do here?”

A moment of silence. Raz, who only stretched out his hand, did not answer easily, as if he was organizing his words. Everyone including me, including my dad, whose fiery anger had subsided for a while, seemed to be expecting what kind of answer he would come up with.

Quarreuk.

Raj raises her body from the hole and gets out. As he emerged from the hole, debris and debris fell to the floor, raising a light dust cloud.

The appearance was quite haggard, but there was no indication of any injuries. How strong was he that he was still fine even after fighting against his father?

“Whoa. Just before I did.”

When he was just brought to the imperial castle, he was either nervous or on the lookout, but he seemed to have had a change of heart in a short while, and his tone became somewhat rough.

“I wanted to live a quiet life while running a small stationery store in front of the academy? I’m not interested in demons or anything like that. I’m like an ordinary imperial person?”

The appearance of Raj, who suffered from evil. Slightly cheeky, she put her feet up and continued her speech as if grumbling.

“I dare to say it to Lord. Pregnant, nabal, and naughty. It’s bullsh*t. But after being hit by Rod, I changed my mind.”

After a pause, Raj confidently pointed at me and spread two pairs of wings.

“I’m going to eat the Doha Prius and find light. My goal? I’m going to impregnate that girl and give birth to four rabbit-like children.”

“What?”

“Eh?”

What are you talking about, you crazy bastard.

I couldn’t believe it even after hearing it. That must have been the feeling not only for me, but for everyone present here. We exchanged glances with each other for a short time, and at the same time, the same sentiment was transmitted.

This bastard is the craziest of them all. A man with real madness.

“Your Majesty! In the history of the revival of this empire! I will contribute to the birth rate by burning my body! Help me!”

A crazy asshole who doesn’t care about the blasphemous act of holding out his fist towards the emperor and having nothing to say even if his head is cut off.

However, even her emperor, who went through all the battles with that bold declaration and turned her bloody political battle into a victory, kept her mouth shut and just stared at Raj.

“Mu, mu, what nonsensical bullsh*t! No! We have to execute that demon here and set it as an example!!”

“Baby what’s wrong. We were good. You said you were good!”

“Ah, don’t you bite your mouth, you crazy demon pervert! I’ll kill you for real!!”

Raz walks towards me with open arms and a smirk like a pervert. My heart is beating strangely even though I feel pretty f*cked up… I can’t believe I’m excited? Isn’t it?

“Come on! Baby!”

“Go away!!”

“Oh no!!!!”

The emperor’s roar erupted, separating Raj from me.

The emperor’s anger. How many times have you heard of it in your life? Even when his father was wounded on the battlefield, he kept his composure and masked face.

It was the first time I saw the emperor revealing his emotions and raising his voice.

As expected. The main figures standing around were also looking at the emperor in amazement, while the golden-haired young man standing at the far end had a shocked face and opened his mouth.

“I will judge! The disposition of the demons will be entrusted to the princess Doha Prius, the eldest daughter of the Prius family. This will be the guarantee of her honor and life!”

“Hey. Hey! What the hell…!”

His father hurriedly argued with the emperor, but the emperor didn’t care and rather glared at his father with sparkling eyes.

“This will be recorded in the Emperor’s words and will be kept as top secret! This is the truth that the Doha Prius has sworn with the kiss of the covenant, and no one dares to interfere!”

“The kiss of the covenant? Ah.”

My heart sank and collapsed. It was only then that one of the dragon’s oaths, which had been completely forgotten, came to mind.

For the dragons, kissing was not something that humans could easily dismiss and ignore. The act of erasing an unbreakable oath to each other with true love. For those who have broken their oaths and lost their faith, there is only the terrible end of death. The token of love engraved in the heart is something that will never be erased.

Thus, for a dragon, a first kiss is an oath and loyalty that signifies an eternal relationship, and it is also a bond. So, isn’t it said that in the long past, there was a rape culture where strong dragons forcibly took weak dragons. For that reason, dragons do not carelessly have opposite s*x relationships.

Why didn’t I think of that before? Dad. I have to ask my dad to fix it! No, and do you know where the f*cking human emperor picked it up!

“Dad…?”

“Kuh…Damn it…”

“Ah. f*cked.”

He called his dad with his last hope, but he was already shedding tears with his head bowed. Dad already knew. Ever since I started talking nonsense about kissing him.

To think that the dragon fell for its tricks. It was not enough to be recorded in history and become a laughing stock for eternity. But at this moment, the most f*cked up thing is.

“I don’t know what it is. Are we legally dating?”

Raz came forward, put his arm around my shoulder, and twitched the corner of his mouth. The dangerous glow of her purple eyes made it seem like this bastard was a bit spoiled too.

“Say baaa!!!”

I cried and tore my hair.