I also want to be proud of Konoha

Chapter 8 That Damn Doomed River

It has been three days since I left that bone forest, however. . . . .Jun Ma Lu was still circling in the dense forest.

There is no way around this, Jun Malu thought helplessly that he was a road idiot in his previous life. On the first day of entering the university, he walked for more than an hour with the school map in order to find a courier site, but he did not go around the gymnasium. -Library—basketball court—soccer field—strange circle of gymnasium.

It's still possible to walk like this with a map, let alone this unmapped and inaccessible woods.

In fact, this situation was also created by himself. In order to ensure safety, he deliberately did not take the route that many ninjas passed in the first half of the place close to Wuyin Village, and then cautiously found a quagmire and jumped into it without saying a word. Rolled twice inside, covering his silver hair and the two red spots on his forehead with dirty mud, trying not to reveal any characteristics of the Kaguya clan.

There is no way, who told Junmaro not to have attended ninja school, he does not even know the most basic ninja transformation technique.This is the only way to disguise yourself.The effect of these two tricks is very obvious, so obvious that the people I have met in this broken wood in the past three days can be counted on one hand.And the people I saw were either murderous and looked like good people, or they were in a hurry and walked away quickly before he could call for help.

"I really beeped the husky, why did I have to suffer this kind of crime for myself. Ah, I'm so hungry. I don't know if I can catch a rabbit today." Hearing the gurgling sound in his stomach, Jun Malu was helpless think.

As I was walking with a sigh, I heard some faint sounds in my ears.

Crash, clatter, hearing the faint sound of running water, Jun Malu's expression changed drastically.The four characters "Jianhe Tuantou" kept appearing in my mind.Immediately without a word, Jun Malu turned around and was about to run.But it's too late.The powerful spiritual power brought by the addition of the souls of the two lives has already made him feel a line of sight that is vaguely placed on him.

Jun Malu cursed in his heart: "This is the damned doomed river." Jun Malu felt that he would have a psychological shadow when he encountered the river in the future.But pretending to be unaware on his face, he quickly squatted in front of a small white flower.

Staring at the little white flower in front of him, Jun Malu's spirit of complaining began to burn again:
"What the hell is this predestined sense of sight? I'm not the original Junma Lu. Don't mess with me like this. What about the butterfly effect that was promised? Shouldn't I make the plot unrecognizable? How can I go round and round? Orochimaru is still here after three days. Aren’t you an idiot? Uncle Snake, what are you, standing by the river with the number plate of love? I want to turn off the lights, but it’s a pity it’s not you! "

What Jun Malu didn't know was that Orochimaru had already been here three days ago, and this time he just returned the same way with the loot.

But Orochimaru's thoughts at the moment are that he didn't expect that Wuyin Village will gain so much from the trip.Although the child in front of him looks dirty, he has such a huge amount of chakra at such a small size. He is probably also a genius orphan of a blood-successful family. If he can be taken away, he must also become a chakra. Excellent experimental subject.Thinking of this, Orochimaru couldn't help but stretched out his tongue excitedly and licked the corner of his mouth, and pulled the hand of the child beside him and jumped down from the tree.

Orochimaru looked at the figure in front of him, his eyes were hot as if a pervert had seen a peerless beauty, he walked slowly to Jun Malu, and said in a neutral and slightly hoarse sexy voice: "Little friend, why are you staring at me here?" What about this flower? Do you feel that you are similar to this flower, fragile and helpless?"

Jun Ma Lu was originally the one in front of him, but suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, raised his head and showed a Luffy-style standard idiot smile at Orochimaru: "Auntie, what are you talking about. I was thinking about eating this flower. What does it taste like?" After speaking, he imitated the appearance of a certain live broadcast artist he had seen in his previous life, staring at Dashewan with big innocent eyes and tilting his head.

Orochimaru was obviously pushed up to the waist by this sudden coquettish, and his cheeks twitched faintly.I feel that my brain is not enough
"Ah, auntie? Although I'm dressed in a neutral way, I haven't been reincarnated yet. I still have an Adam's apple, okay! What other child would think about whether flowers can be eaten! I'm afraid this child is not... . . ”

After all, the desire for the experimental subject overwhelmed everything else.Orochimaru took a deep breath to adjust his mood and looked at the kid in front of him again, and said again: "Little friend, flowers are not allowed to be eaten, can you sue...why do you keep staring at me like this?" .”

I saw that Jun Malu was still staring at him with innocent eyes and tilted head. The innocent expression combined with the mud on his face made him feel that he deserved a beating.

However, Jun Malu still maintained this state, and said to Dashewan in an extremely serious tone: "If you hurt me, then I will hurt you too! Is there anything wrong?" He said with a heavy nasal sound, and turned his head Re-align. . . . . . .There are ghosts.

Jun Ma Lu straightened his head slightly, then quickly turned his head to the other side.

Orochimaru's cheeks twitched even more when he saw this scene, and Orochimaru told himself in his heart: "I, Orochimaru, have been in the ninja world for decades. I haven't experienced any big storms and waves. Don't get angry. This is a small scene. This child looks It's not normal, isn't it better to abduct him, there's no need to be angry."

Orochimaru did a good job of mental construction, took a deep breath again, and tried extremely hard to show a smile that was uglier than crying.He said softly: "Of course it's okay, kid, can you tell me your name and why you appear here... Hey, hey! Don't just take off your pants and defecate."

Orochimaru didn't finish his sentence again, because he was only halfway through, and the kid on the opposite side actually took off his pants and urinated on the flower? ? ?The little boy next to him is already covering his face in embarrassment!
Jun Malu, who was fertilizing, looked up at Orochimaru. While digging and digging his little finger into his nostril, he said again in a serious and unbeatable voice:

"Since it can't be eaten, I might as well fertilize it to make it thrive. My mother said that these plants need more sun and more fertilization to grow taller.

As for the name, my name is Terumi-kun Maro, my mother said that I am a genius of the Terumi clan, by the way, auntie, my mother is a very powerful ninja, but still no match for my genius Terumi-kun Maro, I have never been She ran out of the house secretly and she didn't even notice. "

Looking at Junmalu in front of him, Orochimaru no longer twitched his cheeks, but his whole body trembled uncontrollably.A well-shaped sign appeared on the forehead, looking at Jun Malu, who was in need of a beating, finally unable to control himself, and slapped Jun Malu on the back of the head.

　Otherwise, can everyone accept such Junma Lu? Don't worry, this is just to escape Orochimaru's slow-down strategy. The protagonist will not be so unscrupulous throughout the whole process, emmmmm probably

　　
　
(End of this chapter)