ALL NOVEL Thirty-seven I don't know why, I really want to beat him
The day after tomorrow, Ah Feng's birthday, how to celebrate? During the training interval, Alabara stopped Mueller and Bud and asked in a murmur, Would you like to prepare a surprise party for him?
Alaba blinked, This guy always cheats us, are you sure you want to throw a party for him?
Mueller thought for a while, and felt that Alaba was right. Usually Ye Feng would make fun of the three of them, so it was quite appropriate for him to have a fright party.
Uh, anyway, there is always a birthday cake! Bud was more kind-hearted. Of course, it was also possible that he was counting on Ye Feng to help him quarrel.
The three quickly reached an agreement, the party was avoided, and a cake was enough to show their deepest love for Ye Feng.
In fact, until he got up in the morning on the 29th, if Ye Cheng hadn't walked into Ye Feng's room with an egg and handed him an egg to roll on him, Ye Feng would not have realized that it was his birthday today.
There is such a custom in Huaxia, that is to roll an egg on the body on the birthday, which can bring blessings to people, and then knock the egg on the head. .
Ye Cheng is a pure-bred Chinese, so he has been adhering to these customs all these years, and Ye Feng is no stranger to this.
Jumping up from the bed, without even wearing clothes, Ye Feng rolled around himself with eggs, but his thoughts had already started to diverge - wouldn't the system follow him?
After rolling the egg, he habitually slammed the big head of the egg against his forehead. In order to knock the egg open to prove that he was a smart boy, Ye Feng did not lose much effort.
The egg smashed into pieces.
However, in the next instant, the egg whites and egg yolks flew straight down, and a face flowed from the top of Ye Feng's head.
Ye Feng was stunned!
He never imagined that this was actually a raw egg!
Subconsciously wiping his face in slow motion, Ye Feng stared at Ye Cheng, waiting for Ye Cheng to give him an explanation.
Although there is a saying, If you don't have children for fun, it will be meaningless, it's okay for you to play tricks on a snotty baby who wears open crotch pants, but I'm 18. Do you think it's appropriate for you to do this? ?
At this time, Ye Cheng laughed until his rectum began to cramp, but there was still a hint of embarrassment on his face.
I got up late in the morning, and I didn't have time to cook an egg, so I brought you a raw egg! After laughing enough, Ye Chengcai said, I wanted you to get out of the way, but who knew that you had to slap yourself on the head? , who can blame this?
After he finished speaking, Ye Cheng couldn't help it anymore, and continued to laugh while holding the door frame.
Ye Feng's whole person was not well at this time. The egg white and egg yolk on his face had a pungent smell, which made him feel like returning to the primitive society.
I'm glad that I don't have a fever, and I'm also glad that the chef, Ye Cheng, didn't get so mad that he added seaweed to his face, otherwise the seaweed egg drop soup on this face would be enough for Ye Feng to drink enough in the morning.
I ran to the bathroom and carefully washed the egg whites and yolks off my face, as if I had washed away the mud all over my body. This feeling was reborn.
Curse you for not having a single customer in the store today!
Ye Feng cursed his unscrupulous old father, changed his clothes and headed to the training base.
Arriving at the restaurant of the training base, Ye Feng took something and sat next to Erwa and Liu Xing, gulps down.
A Feng, do you want an egg? Liu Xing couldn't help asking when he saw that Ye Feng didn't take the egg.
Go away! Ye Feng felt bad when he heard the word egg.
Liu Xing was a little stunned, why is Ye Feng so irritable today, did he commit hemorrhoids again?
In the training, Ye Feng was very serious and never got carried away because of the system. You must know that the system can help him improve, but it will not make a promise to him to maintain his state.
Therefore, the usual training is used to maintain the state.
At the end of the training, Erwa mysteriously held Ye Feng and said some unnutritious words in his mouth. He didn't want to say anything, but just wanted to delay Ye Feng for a while to get the cake in the locker room ready.
Ye Feng did not suspect him, and after burying Erwa a few words, he entered the dressing room with Erwa.
There is a surprise at the door!
The birthday cake was placed on the chair in the middle with burning candles, and the teammates formed a half circle, clapping their hands and singing the birthday song together.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
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Ye Feng was instantly touched and wrapped, his eyes were red, and his tears and snot were a little uncontrollable.
However, at the same time, he couldn't help crying and laughing in his heart.
Nima, the happy birthday song can sing out of tune, can you have a snack?
These scumbags!
After just a few lines of lyrics were sung, Ye Feng thought it was time to make a wish and blow out candles, but he never expected that the team's backup striker Yilmaz suddenly jumped out.
Let this song make you happy
It doesn't matter what others say
Stop thinking too much
Happy Birthday
Go on a frantic long shot
All Victory Brings Me
Wow!
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Ye Feng was stunned, Nima, I didn't understand a single word of this rap.
What kind of weird teammates are these?
The second team of Bayern will get yellow sooner or later!
After Yilmaz finished singing the rap, his teammates applauded and cheered wildly, and the atmosphere suddenly reached its peak.
I really thank you all!
Although Ye Feng felt funny, he was really moved. If he didn't shed a single tear at this time, he would appear to be ruthless.
Come on, make a wish! Liu Xing pulled Ye Feng to the cake.
Ye Feng was not polite either, clasping his hands in front of his chest, ready to make a wish.
Bud leaned over and looked at Ye Feng with a hopeful expression on his face: Although it doesn't work if you say your wish, we are all curious about what wish you will make, so say it out loud!
Ye Feng thought about it, anyway, this is a good wish, and it won't be taken seriously, so it doesn't matter if you say it.
Hopefully the Bayern first team will win the Bundesliga this season.
Hopefully the second Bayern team can win the Bundesliga this season.
Hopefully I can become a superstar.
Hope my parents are healthy.
Hopefully I can find a girlfriend next year.
I hope my girlfriend is very beautiful and has a great body.
Hopefully I don't get hurt in the game.
I hope my parents will work hard to get me a sister.
I hope my family's Chinese restaurant business will get better and better.
I hope my sand sculpture teammates become normal people.
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The teammates looked dumbfounded at Ye Feng, who was reciting a poem, feeling that all three views had collapsed.
I don't know why, I want to beat him.
Me too!
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