I am Kaka

　　 Kaka made his signature celebration on the sidelines, Torres rushed from behind and jumped onto his back.

　　 “Kaka, did you reverse it? You should assist me.”

　　 “How far are you from thirty goals?”

　　Tuo Niu got off his back and said, “Five.”

　　 Kaka said: “I have three goals from Hiller’s record.”

　　Tuo Niu’s eyes lit up, “What a big deal? Did you do my 30 **** together with your 34 balls?”

　　 Sheva walked closer at this time and looked at the two suspiciously, “What 30 **** and 34 balls? How do you feel that you are saying something bad behind my back?”

　　 Kaka said: “I didn’t say anything, someone is dreaming.”

　　 Torres looked over with a bad look, and Kaka immediately changed his words, “Of course, I still have a dream, otherwise I don’t know what to talk to when I drink too much.”

　　 Shewa is also a master of poisonous chicken soup, and immediately agreed: “Yes, dreams can still be there. Although it is useless, it does not take up space after all.”

　　 “……”

　　 There must be dreams and determination to pursue dreams.

　　 Although it’s a fantasy to get Toniu’s 30 goals and his own 34 goals at the same time in this game, Kaka still worked hard to create opportunities.

　　 As long as the eyes are not blind, you can see that Kaka’s state has exploded today, and his feet are hot and smoking. The Bolton players have no face to think about winning or not. It is serious to put out the fire on Kaka before he gets crazier.

　　 The season is about to end. At this time, I made a 6-0, 7-0, which is really shameless.

　　 With this attitude, of course their movements are not gentle enough.

After being brought down twice in less than five minutes, the worried An Fat hurriedly greeted Kaka to the sidelines and said politely: “Kaka, you must calm down and play smarter, understand? “

　　An fat is also worried. People are worried that the players are not in good condition, but he is worrying about the players being too good. The entire coaching session is also unique.

　　 “I see, BOSS.”

　　 “Do you really know?”

　　 “Really.”

　　 “Okay, don’t force me to replace you in advance.”

　　 Kaka: [Nima is dead fat, isn’t this being ruthless and unreasonable…]

　　 Tucao return to Tucao, you still have to listen to what you should listen to. After returning to the court, Kaka is really honest.

　　 Bolton finally had time to catch his breath.

　　 After a few rounds, after discovering that Chelsea was no longer aggressive, Bolton suddenly drifted a little bit. Just now I thought that as long as he defended the rest of the time, it was not too ugly to lose. Now he still wants to steal a tower.

　　 “The pace of the game has slowed down, Bolton’s suicidal play really achieved a certain effect… Yo, Lampard was intercepted, look at Bolton’s counterattack, the speed is very fast…”

　　 Thompson took the ball to the frontcourt and found Anelka. Anelka made a fake shot and gave the ball to Kevin Davis.

　　 Kevin Davis stops the ball, turns around, and shoots.

He hit a contra-angle, and he shot quickly and suddenly, even Chelsea fans have begun to hold their heads and whisper, who knew that Cech suddenly fell to the ground with a sideways, extending his right hand to the limit. The ball was touched and moved to the front right of the goal.

　　 Terry made a big-footed clearance. The Chelsea people thought the crisis had been resolved, but Kevin Davis suddenly jumped up and shouted at the referee: “God in! The ball is in! The ball has passed the line!”

　　 The referee was dumbfounded and glanced at the lineman. Seeing that the other party didn’t say anything, he also shook his index finger slightly to the excited Kevin Davis, then turned around and prepared to chase the football.

　　Kevin Davis was reluctant, and immediately ran over to block the way, “That ball has passed the goal line! That’s a goal!”

　　 “No! The goal was not scored! It just happened to hit the goal line! I can see it clearly!” Terry ran over, shouting louder than Kevin Davis.

　　 “Impossible! Football is clearly over!”

“Okay, gentlemen, it’s not louder than anyone else. If you have any opinions on my penalty, you can kick the ruling to the FA after the game. Now, return to your position and play well, otherwise I don’t mind. Use your own method to calm you down, understand?”

　　As the beneficiary, Terry certainly expressed his support to the referee: “Don’t worry, Mr. Referee, we respect your work and never make trouble.”

　　 After he finished speaking, he gave Kevin Davis a meaningful look, and the meaning could not be clearer: this is the one who is messing up, and you should hurry up!

　　 Kevin Davis wanted to beep, and his teammates hurried up to pull him away.

　　 “There were some disputes between the two sides, let’s take a look at the game replay… The center of the ball did not exceed the goal line, and the referee did not misjudge.”

　　 The football that fell to the midfield was acquired by Chelsea, and Figo was taken to the front court, and finally kicked off the boundary by Speed. Chelsea received a foul.

　　 Makelele was about to come up to throw the ball, but the nearest Kaka had already ran out of bounds.

　　 Bolton coach felt bad, and yelled: “Look at Kaka!”

　　 After shouting, I knew it was wrong.

　　 Kaka is throwing the ball, look at the hairy Kaka.

　　 Before he could change his mouth, Kaka had caught the ball thrown by the caddie for the first time, and after a few run-ups, he threw the ball into Bolton’s penalty area with both hands.

　　 “Kaka quickly takes the ball out! Torres gets the ball easily! With no one around him, he turned around and got a single-handed ball! The ball is not offside! Kaka and Torres used the rules reasonably…GOAL!!!”

“The ball is scored! The Bolton players are protesting, but we all know that there is nothing wrong with the ball! Torres was indeed dragged in the end when Kaka served. He was in an offside position, but there was no offside to serve a boundary kick! Torres cheated calmly. Got the goalkeeper and pushed the ball into the bottom left corner of the goal, 3-0.”

　　 Torres happily ran to Kaka who was still standing on the sidelines.

　　 Kaka clenched fists with both hands, bent his unicorn arm, and showed him his biceps.

　　 “Kaka is showing his muscles. His arm is very powerful. This out-of-bounds ball is almost like a grenade. It exploded Bolton’s defense at once.”

　　 Torres jumped directly towards Kaka, Kaka bent over, carried him on his shoulders, and threw him to the teammates who ran from behind.

“Before the game, everyone thought this game would be a very difficult battle, but now in the nineteenth minute, the score has become 3-0. Is this the difference between the league number one and the league number seven? Oh, Sorry, if Bolton loses this game, they will probably not be seventh…”

“Torres has scored 26 goals in the league. Henry is not in good shape this season. The top scorers are basically Manchester United and Chelsea players. Kaka currently ranks first with 31 goals, Torres ranks second with 26 goals, and Cristia No. Ronaldo ranked third with 24 goals, Adriano and Villa ranked fourth with 20 goals. After Rooney, Van Persie, Shevchenko, etc., the top ten in the scorer list has become another of the red and blue teams. A place of contention…”

“In addition to the three goals in this game, Chelsea’s current league goal is just 99 goals, which has surpassed the 97-goal record created by Manchester United in the 1999-2000 season. Maybe we can see Chelsea win the championship ahead of schedule today. To the birth of another miracle: 100 goals in a single season in the Premier League!”

The Chelsea players did not know that they were one step closer to a great record. They were simply happy for the team to score another goal. Ancelotti was prompted by the assistant coach and immediately called Kaka To the sidelines.

　　 “Kaka! 99 goals!” An Pang grabbed Kaka’s shoulders and shook, “Enter another! Leave the Premier League a season that no one can surpass!”

　　 Kaka is a little dazed.

　　 “No… Didn’t you tell me… what I said just now? Play smarter?”

　　 “Go, be smart! Go score! I want to score, you know?!”

　　 “Go for a striker if you score a goal…”

　　 Fatty An immediately pushed him away, “Andre! Come here!”

　　 “Don’t don’t…” Kaka stopped him, “I’ll come in, I’ll come in.”

　　 An Pang glanced at him diagonally.

　　 The expression in those eyes is translated into a Beijing movie, it should be: Xiaoyanger, it can’t cure you~

　　 Kaka returned to the field and immediately summoned his teammates to pass the imperial decree.

　　 “The coach explained, try to pass the ball to me later, I will score one more before the first half.”

　　 Torres and Sheva looked at each other, subconsciously feeling that this kid was playing a ghost.

　　 How fresh! Goals are specifically designated? Did you celebrate your birthday or gave birth yesterday?

　　 Sheva, who also wanted to score a goal in this game, immediately said: “Why did you score?”

　　 “I don’t know, you have to ask the coach about this. I think it’s weird.” Kaka Shake Pot Dafa reached his level many years ago, and he didn’t blink his eyes when he used it.

Everyone looked to the sidelines and saw that An Pang was holding his arms and looking at this side with his eyes tightly. After finding that the players were all looking at him, they thought they wanted to ask “Is it really 99 goals?” Quickly nodded seriously.

　　 Torres and Shevchenko took a breath.

damned! Too partial, right?

No matter what the two forwards thought, after the game started again, Kaka’s position moved forward a lot, and the midfield organization was handed over to Figo’s feet. Bolton has become a frightened bird, and the offensive is so weak that Lampard can from time to time. Come up to assist, the midfielder is firmly controlled at the feet of Chelsea.

　　The midfielder won the world, and Bolton next faced Chelsea’s crazy artillery.

　　 “The game turned into a half-time offense and defense… Maicon, broke through to the bottom line from the right, and crossed… The ball was not crossed, but a long pass was transferred to Kaka on the left…”

　　 The football crossed the entire field to Kaka’s feet, Kaka directly volleyed across, hitting the ball to the penalty area.

　　 Sheva succeeded in reversing offside, and jumped to the top.

　　 The timing of the ball was just right, but it was played too right, and the football flew directly to Jaskolainen who was in the center of the goal.

　　 Jaskolainen wanted to save, but he didn’t expect the football to fly directly towards him. There was no reaction time at all and he was hit by the door.

　　 He screamed, and before he could cover his nose with his hand, he immediately threw himself forward and pressed the football under him.

　　 careless, no hiding.

“Very subtle cooperation. Shevchenko didn’t get it in place just now. Maikon would kick the ball between him and the defender if he made a direct pass. It would be just right to pass it to Kaka for a while, but it was a pity that Shevchenko couldn’t grasp it. opportunity.”

　　 “Kslaikkonen seemed to be hit in the nose, but luckily there was no bleeding…”

　　 Sheva lay on the ground, hammered down the grass depressedly, and was pulled up by Torres.

　　 After receiving this wave of spirits, Bolton was even more afraid to attack. It was an impenetrable defense. Although Chelsea’s offensive was fierce, they were unable to knock on the door for a long time.

　　 The time came to the 45th minute, and the referee gave two minutes of stoppage time.

　　 The football was acquired by Lampard again. He pretended to pass it to Figo, lied to Temorian, and then suddenly drove the ball forward.

　　 Kaka ran without the ball, throwing away Mezzaric and Speed, and diagonally into the penalty area.

　　 Lampard came to about ten meters in front of the penalty area, immediately opened his bow and arrows, the football passed and shot straight to the goal.

　　 Sheva and Tonyu both thought he was going to shoot, and ran to the sides, giving way to the line, but Kaka went against them and ran from the side to the goal.

　　 The football suddenly fell two or three meters in front of the goal.

　　 “Lampard made a long pass, Kaka arrived the first time, and jumped… the scorpion was tailing????”

　　 Kaka leaped forward while running, as if to dive to the top, but in fact it was not his forehead that was aimed at the football, but the right foot that was bent behind him.

　　 The heel hit the lower part of the football, and the football flew up, over the top of Jaskolainen’s head, and flew into the goal.

　　 “An artistic goal, a golden goal! Kaka’s 32nd goal of the season, Chelsea’s 100th goal of the season!”

　　 “The score is meaningless. Kaka used a classic fairy ball to record an important historical moment for Chelsea! Chelsea will always remember this goal, the Premier League will always remember this goal, and the fans will always remember this goal!”

　　 Kaka supported both hands, got up from the ground, and rushed to the sidelines quickly.

　　 Sheva and Tuoniu ran towards him, UU reading www.uukanshu.com was avoided by him with a beautiful fake.

　　 Kaka ran to the sidelines and rushed towards An Fat.

　　 An Pang stretched out his right hand and wanted to give Kaka a historic high-five, but Kaka went directly behind him, hugged An Pang, and took An Pang a big circle before putting it down.

　　 Fatty Ann laughed, turned around, held Kaka’s head with both hands, and stamped his forehead severely.

　　 Kaka swiped his sleeves on his forehead, wiped off the saliva, and complained: “You should lose weight, coach.”

　　 “I’m not a player, why don’t you lose weight!” An Pang replied, pushing Kaka to the surrounding players.

“Hahaha, it’s an enviable mentorship. It’s Kaka’s luck to meet Ancelotti, it’s also Ancelotti’s luck to meet Kaka, and Chelsea who owns both Kaka and Ancelotti. It is the luckiest club in the world.”

“Although there is still the second half of the game, we can basically be sure that Chelsea is the Premier League champion of the 2006-2007 season. With 56 undefeated games in the season, 95 league points, 100 league goals, Ancelotti’s team has not only It is a legend in the history of Chelsea and a legend in the history of the Premier League and European football.”

　　

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