I am Kaka

Text Chapter 558 Kaka + Gerrard

Before the winter window was completely closed, Real Madrid borrowed Gerrard at the buzzer…

Even Kaka didn’t expect that this matter was really done by them.

With the two sky-high mercenaries of Kaka and Jie, plus Real Madrid’s original lineup, all Mei Lingge has only one idea in mind: stability. Fans of other teams have only one taste: sour…

Real Madrid also held a grand welcoming ceremony for Gerrard. More than 50,000 fans arrived, and they were so moved that Baozi could not wait to rent and transfer directly…

However, his loan period is shorter than Kaka, and he can rush back to Liverpool and the Suya group cp. Maybe he can return to the Premier League after Real Madrid’s sublimation and lead Liverpool to the Premier League championship.

“Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Gerrard, the three former Premier League giants gathered in Real Madrid, the Galaxy Battleship II finally closed the last piece of the puzzle, Real Madrid has done everything in order to fight Barcelona, ​​if this can not win the championship. Cup, Mourinho can really take the blame and resign.”

“Frontcourt Cristiano Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic, Van Persie, midfielder Kaka, Gerrard, Sneijder, Xavi Alonso, goalkeeper Casillas, even if the defender is a bit stretched, but this lineup will win the Champions League. Three consecutive times are not excessive, right?”

“…Not too much, just a little shameless.”

“It’s more than money. If you can’t buy it, you can rent it. What if you win the championship, what is the difference with the bought one?”

“It sounds like there are a few champions that weren’t bought.”

“Eating is too ugly…”

Even the fans can’t see it, let alone the bricks.

Real Madrid is once again caught up in a storm of public opinion, but in any case, Gerrard joining is a foregone conclusion, the La Liga teams can only helplessly face the reality.

Spain local time at 19:00 on January 9th, Bernabéu Stadium, the 18th round of the 2010/11 season of the Spanish Football League, Real Madrid at home against Villarreal.

The game only started at 21:00, but the audience was full.

This game has two special meanings, with many famous Real Madrid players present.

One is that Kaka will show the first FIFA Ballon d’Or trophy, and the other is Gerrard’s Real Madrid debut.

Speaking of which, whether it was Figo in 2000 or Ronaldo in 2002, they had little to do with Real Madrid when they won the prize, and the same is true for Kaka.

Whether it is the Champions League champion, Premier League champion or World Cup champion last season, they have nothing to do with Real Madrid.

The player who really won the Ballon d’Or in Real Madrid dates back to 1959, when the European Ballon d’Or was the living fossil of the Champions League Di Stefano.

So if Kaka can really lead Real Madrid to win the European Cup and defend the Golden Globe this season, he will be the first player to win the Golden Globe in Real Madrid after 52 years.

Kaka cut a crisp short hair, walked out of the field, holding the trophy high.

The voices of “kaka” and “madrid” kept ringing, and the No. 8 jersey was turned into a flag and fluttered in the stands.

There is no doubt that Kaka is the most beautiful person before the game, but after the game, the craziest is Ronaldo.

In just 30 seconds of the opening, Kaka instigated, Sneijder passed the ball, Ronaldo shot wide from the edge of the penalty area, kicking off the prelude to the frenzied attack.

In the second minute, Ibrahimovic’s header flew in the penalty area, Ronaldo pushed straight up and scored, but the goal was offside and the goal was invalid.

In the fourth minute, Kaka broke through in the middle and was knocked down and got a free kick. Ronaldo kicked the ball into the stands.

In the seventh minute, Xavi Alonso made a long pass from the backcourt. Sneijder and Van Persie cooperated. The two Dutchmen joined forces to enter the penalty area. Van Persie’s left-footed shot was taken by the goalkeeper, but Cristiano Ronaldo hit the side net with a supplementary shot. .

With four consecutive shots, you can imagine how grumpy Cristiano Ronaldo is today.

Looking at the opening, it was said that Real Madrid would score a goal in the next second, and then everyone believed that the game ended 10-0. However, after the eighth minute, it was Villarreal who broke the deadlock.

Cazorla made a pass from the left, Rossi turned around and sent a straight pass. Carney scored with the back of his right foot outside the left rib 10 yards of the penalty area…

Although this goal has nothing to do with Ronaldo, the commentator still kept pulling on Ronaldo.

“Cristiano Ronaldo is too impatient! He has missed too many opportunities. If he can grasp it, the score now is at least 4-1, not 0-1!”

“It seems that Kaka’s winning success has stimulated Ronaldo. He is trying to catch up with Kaka. Although this is almost an impossible task, we still look forward to that day.”

The Villarreal celebrated wildly at the Bernabeu.

The Real Madrid players lined up the team quietly, watching them pretend to be forced, and the players who were celebrating were all embarrassed.

It turns out that they did celebrate too early.

Two minutes later, Xavi Alonso successfully intercepted the ball in the backcourt and passed straight ahead.

Sneijder ignored the passing of the ball and slid the ball under Kaka’s feet.

Kaka and Ibrahimovic continued to cooperate, attracting the attention of many defensive players from the other side, and finally Kaka crossed to the right of the penalty area.

The undefended Ronaldo easily pushed the ball into the net.

1-1.

Ronaldo ran to the sidelines and celebrated with the iconic slash, then raised his hands and hugged tightly with the coming Kaka.

“I will catch up with you, Kaka!” Ronaldo yelled out his ambition without any secret.

“Then you have to cheer,” Kaka patted him on the back, “I won’t stop and wait for you.”

“You can run, I will be up soon.”

“…You might as well expect me to retire soon, at least as realistically.”

…

Kaka’s Ballon d’Or stimulated Ronaldo, and Ronaldo’s goal stimulated Van Persie.

It is pitiful to say that the third scorer in the dignified team, General Fan Da, has scored less than half of Ronaldo’s.

Even the fans are used to Kaka and Ronaldo feeding each other cakes all day long, and the others finally eat one and make it like a third party intervenes…

Van Persie inserted strongly between the two this time.

In the eleventh minute, Kaka midfielder used Lingbo’s microsteps, moved around in a small area, dodged the three defensive players, and then turned into a meteor. After a burst of sparks and lights on the flank, he made a long pass in the middle.

Ronaldo moves in tacit understanding, jumps high, ready to header.

He can already imagine what it looks like when a football hits his forehead, but who knows that Van Persie will be shot halfway through.

Van Persie also jumped the header and slammed the ball into the goal.

2-1.

“Goal! Van Persie scored with a header and helped Real Madrid overtake the score!”

“Hahaha, Van Persie grabbed Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal, the ball was actually passed by Kaka to Cristiano Ronaldo~~”

Van Persie was unstable after shooting and fell to the ground, but he immediately got up, rushed to the sidelines, and jumped to Kaka.

Kaka hurriedly stretched out her hands to hug him, but Van Persie hit the snake with the stick, and his two long legs immediately wrapped around Kaka’s waist…In short, a very shameful action (see picture).

Kaka threw him off and said, “Robin, you are so disgusting, my wife is watching from above.”

“You are not pure anymore, Kaka, your thoughts were not so evil before.”

“…You eat my tofu with such a shameful gesture and call me evil?”

“Obviously you took advantage, OK?”

“What a ghost.”

…

The yellow submarine encountered the turbulence of the seabed and experienced a wave of small ups and downs of leading, being tied, and being overtaken, which caused some panic among the crew, but everyone quickly calmed down and continued to fight against Real Madrid.

In the 13th minute, Capdevila made a pass from the left and Marco Ruben volleyed his left foot from the edge of the penalty area.

Real Madrid then counterattacked, Kaka broke into the penalty area to pass back, Ibrahimovic shot 25 yards, but the football wiped the left post wide.

In the fifteenth minute, Angel passed the ball. Marco Ruben’s 12-yard shot was blocked by Carvalho. He then shot again. The football also missed the left post.

The two sides were in contact with each other, and the rhythm was so fast that Gerrard on the bench unconsciously rubbed his hands and stomped his feet, a little impatient.

In the Bernabeu against Real Madrid, it was Hua Tuo treating Cao Cao to see a doctor — life and death, everyone seemed to have foreseen Villarreal’s crazy defeat, but who knew they even tied the score.

It was Real Madrid’s “owner” who led the goal.

“In the 18th minute of the game, the former Real Madrid youth midfielder Borja made a direct pass, and Erco Ruben succeeded in turning offside and scored with a shot. Both sides stood back on the same starting line.”

“Eighteen minutes, four goals, no matter whether he can take away a victory from the Bernabeu in the end, such Villarreal is worthy of respect. They are not incapable of shrinking because of Real Madrid’s terrifying lineup and brilliant record, but Actively pursue victory in your own way.”

Villarreal played a little bit over the top.

In the 22nd minute, Carney made a wonderful pass from the heel and Cazorla volleyed into the goal, but was declared invalid for offside.

In the 23rd minute, Xavi Alonso passed the ball and Kaka’s arc shot was blocked by Diego Lopez and confiscated.

In the 27th minute, Cristiano Ronaldo made a cross from the right edge of the penalty area, and Van Persie made a shot from the edge of the penalty area, but the referee made an offside penalty for the third time.

…

No one thought that Villarreal could play like this with Real Madrid. Even Real Madrid’s diehards were a bit worried that this game would suffer the first league defeat. As a result, in halftime stoppage time, Real Madrid once again exceeded the score. .

Cazorla fouled Van Persie, Kaka made a free kick from the left and Ibrahimovic scored with a header.

3-2.

Kaka assists with a hat-trick, and all three forwards scored. Everyone firmly believes that Kaka will personally kick the ball into the opponent’s goal in the second half.

Who knows there is no need to wait until the second half.

Before halftime, Angel fouled Alonso with an elbow in the scramble, and was warned by the referee with a yellow card.

Real Madrid won a free kick in the front court.

Kaka played a weird lift ball to help the team expand the score to 4-2.

Six goals in half, another big score…

In the second half, Gerrard came off the bench and replaced Sneijder.

The fans stood up and applauded.

Real Madrid changed 4-2-1-3.

Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic, Van Persie;

Front waist: Kaka;

Midfielder: Gerrard, Harvey Alonso.

The frontcourt is picturesque, and the midfield is as open.

Alonso first welcomed the former captain with a warm hug, and then Kaka also came up to shake hands with him.

“Steve, does it feel different from Anfield?”

“The biggest difference is that I don’t know what they are talking about.” Gerrard wrinkled his face into a bun again. “Spanish is really hard to learn.”

“Then talk with your feet.”

Gerrard quickly used his feet to announce his arrival to La Liga.

Less than one minute after the opening, Kaka passed the ball, Gerrard shot a shot from the edge of the penalty area, the football was slightly higher.

Although they didn’t make it, the fans still gave a warm applause to the buns.

Gerald thumbed up to Kaka.

The movements of the two sides began to become unclean.

In the fiftieth minute, Van Persie was fined a yellow card for a foul on Borja;

Three minutes later, Angel was also given a yellow card for a foul on Marcelo.

In the 56th minute, Alonso passed the ball and Van Persie was pushed to the ground when he broke into the right side of the penalty area, but the referee did not make a defect.

After 2 minutes, Kaka made a straight pass, and Ibrahimovic’s shot from a small angle on the right side of the penalty area was saved by Diego Lopez.

Gerrard took a corner kick, and Angel hit the post when clearing the siege and left the field injured.

The game was temporarily suspended.

Gerrard said: “The rhythm here is not as slow as the legend, they played very strong, I have a feeling that I haven’t actually left the Premier League.”

“It’s just this game,” Kakadao, “the style gap between La Liga and the Premier League is still very obvious. You need time to adapt.”

After a few small talks, Angel reappeared after treatment.

However, this dear friend was possessed by God today, and soon was injured again in a subsequent clearance from the backcourt.

Not so lucky this time, UU Reading www.uukánshu.com was immediately replaced by Gaspar.

With Gerrard defending in the backcourt, Xavi Alonso finally let go of his hands and feet, and the game began to enter the rhythm of Real Madrid.

In the 64th minute, it was Real Madrid’s corner kick. Xavi Alonso found Cristiano Ronaldo with a long pass. Cristiano Ronaldo wanted to hit the goal but was blocked by Diego Lopez.

The Portuguese could only pass back, but it was a pity that Ramos, who followed him, shot slightly wide.

A minute later, Kaka made a cross from the right side of the penalty area, and Van Persie shot from a small angle and was saved by Diego Lopez.

Real Madrid players are like hell, either playing too high or playing too fast and too slow, passing by again and again.

In the 70th minute, Mourinho replaced Ibrahimovic with Gago to strengthen the defense.

With Gago in charge of interception, Gerrard began to move forward frequently.

Villarreal’s goal had to begin to accept the test of artillery fire, but it abruptly survived.

In the 78th minute, Bruno fouled Van Persie. The two argued with each other and each received a yellow card.

One minute later, Real Madrid made another move.

Kaka made a pass from the left and was saved by Diego Lopez. Cristiano Ronaldo’s shot from close range was also blocked. Van Persie’s 10-yard shot was blocked by Capdevila. Cristiano Ronaldo turned around again and volleyed. The ball went into the lower right corner of the goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo rushed out to celebrate, but the visiting team players questioned that Cristiano Ronaldo was in an offside position when Van Persie shot. According to the playback, it seems that this is really the case…

Of course, the referee can’t admit it.

Villarreal protested fiercely, and Capdevila was dissatisfied with the penalty and was given a yellow card.

The game ended with a score of 5-2.

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