I am Smart

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High-intensity practice left a slight fatigue lingering, but it transformed into a good atmosphere in the call room, leading to high achievements.

In that atmosphere, a broadcast featuring seven broadcast talents, surviving by their wits…

[[……]]

Suddenly, as if drenched with cold water, it became quiet in an instant.

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?

??

What?

????

Gah!

??

What did you say?

Did I hear wrong?

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And in the chat of the broadcaster in that Discord call, hooks and various onomatopoeias began to fly.

The catalyst for all this was a light comment from Moon Si-hyun.

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Silence persisted.

[[……]]

As if the silence would last forever.

[…… Ah! Ah~ Haha!]

Suddenly broken by the sound of clapping and a woman’s laughter.

It was Squirrel.

[San-deng’s orders are provocative, right, sis? Since San-deng gives a lot of orders from the Sky Realm, saying things like ‘Let’s kill’ or ‘Let’s go.’ You don’t particularly like those kinds of remarks, do you?]

It was a voice that clearly sounded awkward.

[Ah~! So that’s what it was? Right, Si-hyun? Ah~ I see… Ha… Haha…]

Eventually, Harris, who picked up on it, replied.

[Oh, so that was it?]

[Ah, I see…]

Cactus and Satori clumsily chimed in.

Everyone desperately appeared to be trying to extinguish the fire of simultaneous chats.

Now, the only thing left was Moon Si-hyun’s response.

If it was an accidental slip of the tongue, a joke to be made.

If it was an unintentional slip of the tongue, a clarification was needed.

[[……]]

Everyone was waiting.

[…… No? Just as I said, San-deng’s voice is too stimulating for me. I’m sorry, but how about speaking a little higher like before?]

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[You’ll be stopping group rank here, right? Then I’m going to wash my face quickly. I’ve been sweating a lot.]

With those words, a clattering sound of removing the headgear was heard.

[Hey? Hey!? You can’t do this!!!]

Squirrel’s urgent cry went unheard.

Moon Si-hyun, leaving behind the rampaging viewers… vanished without a trace.

Eventually, the chat window and the community became a mess.

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– Moon Si-hyun: San-deng’s voice is too stimulating

(Clip)

D-d

– Ah

– What’s happening?

– It’s not fabrication

– F*cking bitch… I loved her

– My horns feel weird…

– Moon Si-hyun is safe, f*ck

– F*ck, how hungry are men? Si-hyun!

– Is this for real?

– Did she just say that out of nowhere? What’s the reason, f*ck?

N O yeah, San-deng’s voice suddenly got like that

N So perhaps surprised, said she’d wash her face and went silent

N It’s probably burning up, lol

– I want to die

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– I think Si-hyun will soon get ‘an actual womb massage’ from San-deng, upvote, lol

Squirrel’s womb massage with hands was just a joke, will they realize this, upvote, lol

– Where do you live?

– It already seems like she’s getting low-frequency womb massages with just her voice… Hmm

N Then what happens if she gets both at the same time?

N thump thump thump thump

N F*cking bitch

N Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

N Please delete this

N Delete it, you f*cking bastard

N (Unicorns sprawled in DC)

N Scary unicorns, lol

– While getting a massage, she’s likely to show a ‘face that viewers don’t know’ upvote, lol

N Si-hyun couldn’t possibly do that, she doesn’t know what men are, she doesn’t know what sex is, only knows viewers

N She’s expected to figure it out after the tournament…

– You bastards shouldn’t be like this too

N These bastards are crying inside while doing this…

N Everyone’s committing a form of self-harm…

N Originally, if humans don’t want to get hurt, they engage in self-harm ahead of time…

– Didn’t she just say it without thinking? Please let it be that way

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– When a middle school boy leans on Moon Si-hyun.

I stayed silent.

There’s no way a grown woman would roll around with a middle school boy.

When Squirrel leaned on Moon Si-hyun,

I stayed silent.

VTuber should be vibing with other VTubers.

When Hu-ji leaned on Moon Si-hyun,

I stayed silent.

It was clear that it wasn’t her type.

When Cactus leaned on Moon Si-hyun,

I stayed silent.

There’s no way Moon Si-hyun would roll around with an ugly virgin loser.

But.

When Moon Si-hyun leaned on San-deng,

I couldn’t say a word.

– Hako Literature, d-d

– A woman openly showing interest in a man? What is this…

– I loved her, f*cking bitch

– She’s at the right age to enjoy, yeah, I get it

– Even a girl like you becomes a female to an alpha male

– F*cking bitch…

– Aren’t these guys getting too rowdy? Don’t they know Moon Si-hyun’s usual behavior?

N Shut up, don’t give them hope

N Aren’t those quiet jokes she makes indicating she’ll go this route?

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– If she gets as mad as the ‘breast reveal,’ upvote, lol

(Caption of Moon Si-hyun trying to touch her elbows)

(A zoomed-in screenshot of Squirrel’s surprised expression)

If Squirrel could convey her expression to us, I think I’d calm down, upvote, lol

– Hahaha

– For real, lol

– Show us what you saw, lol

– For real, there’s a cam, f*cking bitch, show it

– Still really mad, though?

– Shut up, as angry as the vow of purity, f*ck

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– The absolute delinquent at this moment…… For real

That’s right, it was San-deng

Seducing Moon Si-hyun

Enjoying the burning chaos while saying nothing until now, lol

– For real, the original delinquent, lol

– I wanna live a day in San-deng’s life

– How many girls has he played with to not blink an eye at this?

N It feels like he’s short-circuited, though?

N ?

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Internet broadcasters create various concepts for competitiveness.

Some have high gaming skills. Others, an unyielding strong mentality. Some have great hitting feel.

Everyone takes their traits and turns them into their images.

And San-deng’s image was ‘delinquent.’

Teasing viewers and close colleagues without batting an eye, making them feel entertained, that was his concept.

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F*cking bitch

Don’t touch Moon Si-hyun, don’t touch her, don’t touch her, don’t touch her, don’t touch her, don’t touch her

You scoundrel

Is today the first day starting?

San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live? San-deng, where do you live?

Oh, Moon Si-hyun is already taken by this guy, you fcking broth idiots, lol good luck Oh, Moon Si-hyun is already taken by this guy, you fcking broth idiots, lol

Bro, what’s the secret?

Please San-deng, don’t take away my happiness… I beg you

What’s it like to live the life of an alpha male…

This is the first time a VTuber has openly flirted, d-d

Wow, that delinquent is staying quiet just to enjoy it, lol

I envy you, San-deng

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And now, San-deng looked at the quickly scrolling chat.

The crazed chat, bundles of donations worth 1000 won.

All of this happened over one woman.

Unexpectedly, it was an unfamiliar situation that San-deng hadn’t experienced before…

With a thick cold sweat that no one knew about, he thought.

‘…… Stimulating? What does that mean? A joke?’

As he mulled over the chat and Moon Si-hyun’s words, San-deng’s mind began to spin.

With one enticing word from Moon Si-hyun, his brain barely functioning.

“……”

Such cases weren’t common in his broadcasts.

He really wasn’t good at handling ‘correct situations.’

In San-deng’s broadcasts, he never found himself in such a predicament, much less this large.

Unlike his image, he had been home playing games with little social life.

So his contact points… were mostly just with Cactus.

Cactus was a very good punching bag for him.

He only hit Cactus but hadn’t really been on the receiving end much himself.

San-deng knew a little about Moon Si-hyun.

The behavior toward surrounding broadcasters, including Cactus, that often sent them spiraling down—whether it was genuine or malicious intent.

‘When Si-hyun dropped a hosting bomb on Cactus, it was simply hilarious.’

Of course, whether intentional or not remained a mystery, but he thought it was a refreshing method.

Pretending not to know while tossing trash at the other.

He had even secretly written that in his ‘joke collection notebook.’

But… now that he faced it directly… it was hard to regain his senses.

Misinterpretation was entirely possible in poorly phrased chats, and comprehending Moon Si-hyun’s true intentions was very difficult.

For many multifaceted reasons, it was challenging to determine how to respond.

‘Is it a high-level speaking method?’

Sweating coldly.

‘Could she have something against me?’

…… Seriously, San-deng pondered.

Then, an eternity felt like it passed.

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Why does it feel so off?

Why isn’t anyone saying anything?

Did San-deng faint?

Where did this guy go?

Turns out he’s short-circuited too…

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At that moment, when such chats were rising.

[I’m back.]

With the clattering sound again, Moon Si-hyun returned.

San-deng couldn’t say a word, meaning the key to the entire situation lay in Moon Si-hyun’s hands.

Reading the burning chat, Moon Si-hyun stayed silent for a moment.

[…… Yes? What do you mean? It’s just that San-deng’s voice was too low, and it tickled my ears a bit. I’m quite sensitive to tickling.]

Her voice, which carried an undertone of ‘why are you acting like this?’ couldn’t even appear as an excuse.

That voice, which could intimidate the man.

And at that moment, Squirrel’s two fingers reminded him of her sensitive nature.

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Oh

I see

I understand;

Phew

Just because it tickled?

With a good bass, it can really be ticklish…

I see

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As the atmosphere ignited, about 1000 new viewers quickly exited.

The chaos was swiftly suppressed.

…… San-deng quietly pulled out a tissue to wipe the cold sweat.

And.

“…… Cactus.”

[Oh?]

“Um, sorry.”

[…… Out of nowhere?]

And…… San-deng began to understand Cactus’s heart, which had always taken hits.

[San-deng.]

It was Moon Si-hyun.

“…… Yes?”

[Oh, yes. Your voice tone is just right. It’s quite ticklish. Please keep it up.]

After saying that, Moon Si-hyun continued.

[Our team has grown a lot, hasn’t it? I’m looking forward to the main event.]

Hmph.

The overlapping topic of the top two tiers.

With a voice free of ulterior motives, she followed with laughter.

And then, San-deng and the others realized anew.

“…… Yes. Indeed…”

The evil that was born… could not overcome pure evil.