I Became a Barbarian Warrior Who Hid His Face in a World Where Everything Was Reversed

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Chapter 124: Let’s go to the Labyrinth

When I returned from dropping off Zirnier, I was greeted with an incredible view.

“Ogogogogok⋯!

Jubeel raised her head and rolled her eyes as a huge gush of white milk spurted from her udder, soaking the table.

“Wow.”

Ellie, who had been staring at the scene in dumbfounded admiration, squeezed Jubeel’s udder like a rag.

Koooowwww.

“Ooohhhhhhhhh!”

“Hyaaaaahhhh! Fuck, Jubeel woke up a demon!”

“Earth Mother. Earth Mother.”

“The party’s reputation⋯ this is over.”

Jubeel, the cowgirl, shakes her entire body in a fits of convulsions, and Lammel, the harpy mage, cries out at the top of her lungs.

Hitolis, a catgirl and junior cleric of the Cult of Earth Mother, holds still, closes her eyes, and prays to the gods.

The party’s leader, dwarven tanker Joy Hog, wiped her forehead and worried about the party’s reputation, which had nowhere to go but down.

Those who had been eating and drinking at the tavern had long since fled in disgust from the breast milk fountain show.

“Mmmm⋯ if you press here like this⋯?”

Every time Ellie squeezed Jubeel’s udder, her eyes widened with curiosity and a month’s worth of breast milk spilled out.

Like a victim of a bloody murder, Jubeel slumped over in a pool of her own milk.

“No, this, what the fuck?”

Faced with the task of cleaning up the mess, I broke out in a cold sweat as I looked at Ellie, the culprit.

Wiping Jubeel’s breast milk off her hands with an expressionless face, Ellie spotted me and smiled broadly.

“Ah, oppa, you’re home?”

“Ellie. What the hell are you doing⋯?”

“Oh⋯ Ms. Jubeel kept telling me⋯ about this stuff, and she kept telling me to try it out, so I did⋯”

Ellie looked down at Jubeel with emotionless eyes for a moment, and then perked up her ears in an innocent manner.

“So this is what happened? Hehe.”

For some reason, a prickle of goosebumps rose from the depths of my balls.

She’s a wizard, after all but this was a little too much, even for her experimental spirit.

“Didn’t she tell you to try it?”

“Um, I’m good just the way I am. It’s not like I’m lacking in anything, right?”

Ellie is a half-elf.

She is not a long-lived species, but she has the beauty of an elf to the point of death.

Her elven blood gives her a flawless appearance, and for Ellie, it’s not something that can diminish her confidence.

In a strange way, she was an alpha female.

“Hmm⋯ I still need to work on myself to become a more suitable girl for my oppa.”

Seeing Ellie muttering with a suddenly serious face, the party members who were trembling at the sight of her spoke up one by one.

“Mee, the Labyrinth City’s real genius has arrived.”

“Mm, if she’s good at that, is she good at that too⋯? Or is it just pure talent⋯? Hot, what am I, a priest, talking about⋯!”

“That’s pure talent. Jubeel woke up someone she shouldn’t have, girl or boy, she’ll have them all in her hands⋯!”

I looked around.

There was no way Diana would let this happen.

I turned around as soon as I heard a soft gasp from behind me.

Diana covered her chest as she saw Ellie, her face expressionless, mercilessly squeezing her breast.

Hmph, hmph.

A shaking waist and arms desperately covering her breasts.

The sweet, sticky pheromones of arousal wafting uniquely among the scent of Jubeel’s breast milk.

Diana was turned on by the sight of Ellie squeezing the other woman’s udder.

Diana swallowed hard, dazed, and ran back to her room in the kitchen.

What the hell was she going to do in there?

After stopping my mind from wandering, I wiped my forehead and summarized the situation.

“Jubeel. Get up and drink some of that breast milk that spilled out or put it back in.”

“Uh-oh-”

After fetching the bucket, I pulled a frantic Jubeel to her feet and mopped the floor with her.

“Mee, I’m sorry, oppa. I couldn’t help myself, so ⋯”

“Don’t be sorry, it’s okay, it’s Jubeel who forced you.”

“Isn’t that right⋯?!”

Ellie, who was also clinging to me, helped me clean up the mess.

After the mess was cleaned up, our party naturally gathered together.

Originally, we were supposed to meet to make plans for today’s labyrinth expedition, but I was sidetracked after acting as Zirnier’s drinking buddy.

“Hmmm. Anyway, I’ve heard what everyone has to say, so we’ll aim for the twelfth floor this time.”

“I have no objection.”

“I agree.”

After much deliberation, I agreed to take on the 12th floor.

It was a bit of a challenge, but not an impossible mission.

We were a party of low-level explorers at the top of their game, even if we looked like this.

“Especially after obtaining the Blessing of Sword Qi, Jubeel should be able to become a mid-level explorer as soon as she accumulates enough contributions.”

⋯Jubeel herself argued.

“Your conscience has been shaken.”

“Yes, it was.”

After it was passed over as nothing serious, the briefing continued.

“Beyond the tenth floor, the environment and seasons change dramatically from floor to floor, so come prepared. I’ve written down the essential items, okay?”

Joy Hog said, waving a piece of paper in her hand.

After the tenth floor, there are additional seasons in addition to the terrain changes.

Spring. Motherfucker (Summer). Fall. Motherfucker (Winter).

Each floor has a fixed season.

The 11th and 12th floors, which we’re going to be going through, are fall and winter, respectively.

So we had to pack more heating tools, warmth, and food.

‘I always have to be prepared.’

It was a good opportunity to use my savings and the subspace backpack Professor Mankostil had given me.

“Then please take care of me.”

Ellie, who had been listening to our conversation from the sidelines, jerked her head toward the party.

I stared at her blankly.

“⋯Why do you want us to take care of you?”

“Well… I received an offer to join the party.”

“What?!”

I glared at Joy Hog, my eyes widening.

I told her not to be so greedy!

“Uh, don’t get me wrong. Ellie made the first offer. She wants to go into the Labyrinth, too. We have no reason to refuse. The academy’s valedictorian is coming with us, though only for two months.”

“Ellie!”

I yelled at Ellie.

The Labyrinth was not a place to go for fun, it was a place where you didn’t know when or where you died.

That was the Labyrinth.

“Hee-hee. You’re worried?”

Ellie looked at me and smirked.

“I’m not kidding, Ellie. The Labyrinth is really dangerous.”

“I know the Labyrinth is dangerous, I’ve been in it before.”

“It’s different now.”

“Yes. Last time, I was escorted in, but actually being exposed to the dangers of the Labyrinth is another story.”

Ellie continued with calm eyes.

“Compared to oppa and the other explorers who have felt the various dangers of the Labyrinth so far, I may still be a child who doesn’t know what she’s doing.”

“⋯⋯”

“But I can’t stay a kid forever, can I? I have to go through hardships and dangers to become an adult.”

I closed my mouth to say, “You don’t have to go through hardships to become an adult.”

Acknowledgment is acknowledgment.

Acknowledging the risks that are coming.

Accepting my inexperience and moving on.

I thought of Ellie, who had been kidnapped by outlaws not long ago.

Panicked, frightened, and in tears⋯ Ellie had calmly prepared her arrows for a counterattack.

Perhaps she had realized her own inadequacies after that day.

Perhaps it was that experience that sparked his interest in the Labyrinth.

The Labyrinth offers a variety of rewards in exchange for risk.

Blessings from the gods, curses from the demons and priceless artifacts and jewels.

Many enter the Labyrinth in search of glory.

“And then there’s the portal research you asked me to do. I’ve searched through books and manuscripts in the Academy’s Great Library, but I’m afraid I’ll have to go to the Labyrinth and see it with my own eyes to research it further.”

“⋯Whoops.”

I let out a heavy sigh.

As much as I was worried about Ellie, I couldn’t ignore her usefulness.

“You worry a lot. Well, as an explorer, it’s not bad to be prepared for danger.”

“It’s not uncommon for mages to hire escorts to enter the Labyrinth for research purposes.”

“Yes. Some research wizards have no combat skills, but Ellie melted that minotaur halfway to death, so she’s more than capable of fighting.”

“Huh.”

I glanced at the party members, who were all chiming in, then sighed and nodded, not sure what to make of this strongly held opinion.

Eventually, I was persuaded.

“Okay, let’s go.”

“Yay!”

I nudged Ellie, who was in super-positive mode with a wide smile on her face.

“Stick with me and don’t do anything too dangerous. Okay?”

“Hee-hee. Sure.”

Ellie chuckled, sounding rather pleased.

“It’s only two months, but we’ll have two mages in a party of junior explorers. Luxurious. Luxurious.”

“Besides, you’re a senior graduate. In a few years, the high tier explorer parties will be lining up to invite you.”

Ellie wasn’t the only one who was happy.

The party members also seemed to see the power boost as a positive thing.

Certainly, a party with two mages is rare, even among mid-level explorers.

“Well, I guess we should raise a glass to our newest party member, Ellie.”

Joy Hog muttered, which meant she wanted a drink.

There’s only one thing for me to do.

I brought five beers and slammed them down on the table.

“Here’s to the Labyrinth and Ellie!”

“To the glorious future of the party!”

The glasses clinked with a jubilant clatter, and we chugged the carbonation down our throats, reveling in the moment.

A week later, the portal to the Labyrinth opened and we were in front of the Labyrinth Entrance Portal.

“Ah~ I want to have a full and loving, heartfelt, and passionate sex with my master⋯”

“What the hell are you talking about⋯! Come to your senses⋯!”

“No. But that Intert bitch said she was testing me and told me to go to the labyrinth… Haa… I haven’t even seen the master’s face yet…”

As Denshi entered the Labyrinth with the Chirp Chirp, little fairy wind valley’s, she thought of the man in her heart and wished for him.

‘I wish I could see my master in the labyrinth.’


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