ALL NOVEL chapter 15
Chapter 15 – To make a wish do something…♥
Episode 15
“Kyaaak♡ Warrior~! Please save me quickly~♡ At this rate, I won’t be touched and humiliated everywhere!!”
The saintess was captured by a monster soaked in filthy water. Her lingering liquid was melting her saintly clothes, creating a strange sight.
…Why did things turn out this way? I don’t know. f*ck.
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The road to travel again after parting with Elfriede. I asked the saintess what her future plans were.
“Holy Lady, then do we go back to that guild?”
“No? The Habsburgs also have adventurer’s guilds. You can receive a request there, but you don’t have to go back. To not think of such a thing, as expected, the hero is an idiot♡”
“Ah, even if I register in another region, can I still receive a request here?”
“Yes, of course. Otherwise, adventurous adventurers would not be able to roam here and there, right? The hero is so lacking in common sense~♡”
That’s right. Understood.
“First of all, let’s go to the guild and see if there are any quests that match the level of Hero Heojeop~♡”
“…Yeah.”
It was a blessing, but I still caught a high-ranking monster, but it’s still treated like crap.
…When will I be able to get out of this situation?
We headed to the adventurer’s guild in Habsburg City. I was a little surprised to see a building much bigger than the Adventurer’s Guild I had been to before.
“The adventurer’s guild in the city is big.”
“There are so many problems.”
“A problem?”
“It’s normal for adventurers to quarrel with each other, and even things that can’t be put into words often happen.”
It’s like a completely lawless zone just by listening to it, isn’t it?
“Doesn’t the guild arbitrate that kind of thing?”
“I will. But try thinking with that trivial brain of a hero~♡ If a famous and strong adventurer is the main culprit of the fight, can the guild easily mediate~?”
“…Well, that must be difficult.”
“The only thing the guild can do for them is to suspend their qualifications. So, warrior.”
The saintess pointed at me with her index finger and warned me.
“When you go inside, never get into a fight with anyone. Did you know?”
“Yes.”
That’s easy. I always put up with the saintess saying sh*t, but I could easily ignore the adventurers’ quarrels.
I followed the saintess into the building. As soon as I entered, something caught my foot.
“Oh.”
Quadang!
Damn it!
“Hero!?”
“Ouch…”
I fell forward and almost broke my teeth.
…I think you’re getting a nosebleed instead? Something flowed down my philtrum, and when I wiped it off, my nose was still bleeding.
I was staring blankly at the blood on my hand, when a man next to me broke down and said,
“Keuk keuk, that’s why you should have looked carefully.”
“… ….”
…Wow, author. What kind of novel in this day and age brings out this old-fashioned territorial attitude? I really couldn’t imagine.
‘The author of my favorite novel turns out to be Gatl Tak?’
Anyway, it’s just a little nosebleed, so let’s move on. Because she told the saintess not to get into a fight if possible.
“Apologize now!”
…But what the f*ck are you doing?
The saintess was angry with the adventurer who tripped on me. She is happy to be angry with me, but she was a saint who told me not to quarrel with me.
But now you are raising your business on your own, right? Is she the type to break what she says herself?
As if he didn’t understand anything, the man let go of her pretense and said to the saintess.
“What are you apologizing for, young lady? Don’t be so angry and talk logically. Non.Ri. Enemy.”
“You tripped and fell, what logic do you need!?”
“My lady, do you have any evidence? Lady, did your boyfriend suddenly fall alone?”
“Me, boyfriend!?”
Hey, why are you reacting to that word?
Looking at the saintess who couldn’t focus, she said something dumbfounded.
“…Sung…No, Estelle-sama, why are you reacting in a strange part?”
“…Hmm! Anyway, apologize to Abel right now! No matter how pathetic, idiot, or idiot Abel-sama is, he’s not the kind of person who would trip over me and fall!”
…You’re doing this for me, right?
“…Estel, just stop and go. You have to be commissioned.”
“… ….”
The saintess glared all the way at the man who crossed her leg, and I dragged the saintess’s arm and headed to her request board.
“Saintess, please stop and look here. There are so many requests.”
“…Whoa.”
The saintess let out a deep sigh, regained her sanity, and looked at me.
“Isn’t the warrior angry?”
“I’m sorry, but… the saintess told me not to get into a fight, right?”
“That’s true, but… I didn’t know you would be so openly territorial.”
Saying that, the saintess looked at me and stretched out her hand.
“Saint?”
“I’ll treat you.”
“Oh, yes.”
My nose has been a bit runny since earlier. The saintess blew her holy power into my nose. Then the tingling sensation disappeared and all the slight pains disappeared.
Therefore, there are no intentions in the fantasy world. It’s just that divine power is the best.
“I’m fine now.”
“Yes.”
“But I didn’t know that the saintess would be angry for me.”
It was unexpected. It was the first time I had ever seen a saintess who was so angry.
When I mentioned that fact, the saintess let out her voice in her excuse.
“…It would be a big deal if the already ugly hero became even uglier. That’s why.”
“I was originally ugly, so it doesn’t matter.”
After hearing my words, the saintess stared at me, then smiled at me with a cheeky smile.
“If I become uglier than now, I will become uglier than a troll~♡”
“…That’s kind of like that.”
“That’s right~.”
…But am I really ugly? It’s a thought I’ve been thinking these days, but while the saintess is always teasing her for being ugly, the reactions around her don’t.
In particular, when the reception was held at Countess Barterk’s family, I heard that she looked at me and said that I was cool.
Of course, there is a possibility that I heard it wrong because I happened to hear it while passing by. So, since she is confused, she tries to check it out.
“Saintess.”
“Yes?”
I deliberately asked her saintess while bringing her face closer.
“…Hero? What are you doing?”
“Am I really ugly?”
The saintess’ pupils slightly widened.
Huh? Is it suspicious to see you surprised?
But that was my oversight. The saintess, who seemed surprised for a moment, smiled at her and said,
“Are you asking me for granted?
“…Yes?”
“You seem to have such a hobby, too. This pervert ♡ brute ♡ mazo perverted hero ♡”
How on earth do you know the word mazo?
And I have no such hobby!!!
“…No, I don’t have any hobbies like that.”
“Then why are you asking me that?”
“…I thought I was really ugly.”
The saintess giggled and laughed.
“Hero, you really look just like a goblin~♡ It’s a complete match~!”
“…I understand, so please stop.”
f*ck. I’ve dug my own grave
“hehehe♡ Goblin Hero, how do you like this request?”
“I’m not a goblin…I’m a human…”
I timidly refuted and looked at the request the saintess pointed to.
[Get rid of the slime that clogged the sewer! Required adventurer level: D]
A D-class quest again?
But if it’s slime, that’s it. A liquid monster we are very familiar with. It is a low-rep monster that appears in the autumn leaves story, which was once a national game.
Seeing that it’s in the sewer, the slime in the novel doesn’t seem too different.
“Are slimes stronger than forest wolves?”
“No? In terms of combat power, they may be weaker than forest wolves.”
“Then why are you catching slime?”
Becoming stronger is the original purpose of the request. I don’t think the payoff is that great either?
“Because there is a difference between the monsters and slimes you have caught so far.”
“What difference?”
“There are two types of monsters. All the monsters you’ve captured so far die if you stab them in the neck or heart, right?”
“Yes.”
Then I cut my throat and stabbed my heart, but I have to die. If it lives, is it a living being?
“Slime is not like that.”
What? Is the slime in this novel’s worldview immortal?
“Then you won’t die?”
“That’s not the case, monsters that don’t have a fixed shape like slime have something called a ‘nucleus’. Monsters like slimes die only when the core is destroyed.”
“Ah.”
I know what you mean
“You mean to learn how to deal with monsters that need to destroy the core?”
“Oh my ♡ warrior. You are finally showing that what is on your neck is not an ornament~♡”
“…Heh heh.”
First year. Revenge someday….
“Ah.”
“Why is that?”
“Holy Lady, you made a bet with me, right?”
“A bet?…Ah.”
The bet the saintess and I made. Will I catch trolls alone or not? If I subdue the trolls on my own, she agreed to listen to what the saintess wanted.
“Do you remember?”
“…Yes, of course. I remember.”
You fell behind. I’ll make you feel the sh*t I’ve been feeling all this time.
“…Is there anything you want?”
“Sure. There is.”
Actually, I haven’t thought about it. Still, it was an opportunity for me to gain the upper hand over the saintess, so I pretended to be strong.
I have to think about what to order from now on.
He leisurely smiled as a winner. Then the saintess seemed startled, and suddenly twisted her body.
“What, what are you going to do…&”
…Why are you like that?
“…I’ll let you know after I make a request. Be prepared!”
“Yes~&”
Why are you like that?
The saintess didn’t seem like someone who hated something. The corners of her eyes were curved and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised.
What, why are you like that? It’s kind of creepy.
Thanks to that, I was rather embarrassed and urged the saintess.
“Uh, let’s go.”
“…&”
Mom, that person’s eyes are so scary. Those eyes look like they’re trying to eat people.
I was about to leave the guild, ignoring the gaze of the saintess, but the man who tripped me earlier grabbed me by the chin.
“…What is it?”
“Are you new to this guild?”
“By the way.”
“Then why are you accepting this request?”
What is this again?
“What’s wrong with an adventurer accepting a request from an adventurer’s guild?”
“Isn’t that a request for family members who live here, not for migratory birds like you?”
…Isn’t it natural that adventurers are migratory birds?
I started to get angry when I heard the logic that didn’t work. I didn’t even bother about the step I took a while ago, so I’m going to do this again?
This is saying that you are either very ignorant or that you want to fight me at all.
“Leave the request form and go. Otherwise, I will kill you and bury you next to your mother.”
…Cross the line?
“… It’s boring, chew.”
“Baby, what did you say?”
f*ck!
Kudangtang!
…Ah, I couldn’t stand it. To be honest, Pad Lip has crossed the line.
Even though I hit him hard, the feeling doesn’t go away. When I glanced back at her saintess, she deliberately averted her eyes.
This time, it was a gesture to close his eyes.
“You bastard!”
“Who is saying to get rid of it, you bastard dog?”
When I swung my fist again, that bastard also fired a cross counter saying that he was an adventurer.
《 Solaria’s Blessing 》
Huh?
Suddenly, strength surged through her whole body. And the moment my fist hit my face, there was a roar.
Quang!
“…Saint?”
“Why is that?”
“Why is the blessing all of a sudden…”
Suddenly, the blessing-enhanced fist slammed the man to the ground. The man’s head was stuck right through the floor.
f*ck, isn’t he dead!?
“Look at this. Wake up.”
“Don’t worry, warrior. That man, even if he doesn’t look like that at all, he’s an A-class adventurer. I wouldn’t have died that much.”
“…Ah, is that so?”
As the saintess said, the man who was slammed to the ground had a nameplate representing an A-rank adventurer hanging around his neck.
What kind of A-class adventurer goes around arguing with D-class adventurers.
Then the receptionist came over and shouted.
“For fighting inside the guild, both of you will be sanctioned!”
“…Was this person involved in the fight?”
“Yes?”
“This person suddenly patted me.”
“Pa…Drip? What is it?”
“You cursed your parents.”
The receptionist narrowed his eyes when he heard me. And as if he understood with his head, he cleared his throat once and said.
“…Then adventurer Abel is warned, and adventurer Rustan is suspended for 7 days.”
“Yes. I will be careful.”
I said Rustan. Remember this baby’s name.
After receiving the warning, I came out of the guild building and saw the saintess.
“Saintess.”
“Yes.”
“Why did you give me a blessing?”
“…I told you that the other person is an A-class adventurer. If she had fought with her bare body, the hero would have lost unconditionally.”
…You were worried about me?
“Thank you.”
“…Because the hero is a scumbag. I have to help.”
As expected, he worries about me a lot even though he speaks like this.
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“Ugh, the smell.”
Underground waterways. I came to one of the most unsanitary places in Habsburg City.
“I think my nose is crooked.”
“Be patient~♡ It’s less than the smell of the warrior’s feet anyway♡”
“…Do those feet smell?”
…I really didn’t know.
“Pufu♡ I’m kidding.”
You son of a b*tch. I was sorry for nothing.
“Hero, the content of the request is slime extermination, but there must be other monsters as well.”
“What monster is it?”
“There are monsters that always live in dirty places like sewers.”
Squeak squeak!!!
…The rat sound?
“It’s a monster called a heavy rat.”
“Ouch, f*ck! Holy lady, that!”
In front of me, huge rats were running. How disgusting!
“That’s a heavy rat, hero. Then please hold onto it hard♡”