I Became a Hero Traveling With Saint Mesgaki

Chapter 3 – Is the hero a fool? Ah, I might be an idiot♡

Episode 3

“I am not the only hero?”

“You didn’t know~?”

I don’t know then. I haven’t read any novels, and you didn’t tell me either.

The saintess replied with a light laugh.

“Put, then can I teach you?”

“Yes.”

“Up to five heroes appear in a generation. Now there are three of us, including the hero. To say you didn’t know that, you don’t know too much~♡”

“…That’s right.”

She sighed inwardly. This can’t even make her angry, she has no malice to the last.

If there was malice in the first place, there is no way the saintess would act for me.

Deliberately lure monsters that match my level to a place where I can deal with them comfortably, and when they are injured, they heal them. It’s not obvious, but it must be pretty tough to continue treating someone who gets hurt this often.

So I wish I could change his tone a bit….

“Today, in the island we are visiting, there is a regular briefing session where warriors gather. Although it is said to be a report meeting, in fact it is no different from a social church where warriors and nobles promote friendship.”

“I see.”

The saintess tilted her head to me as I answered without much thought.

“By the way, how much do you know about noble etiquette, warrior?”

“How would I know that?”

“Eh~ Then you don’t know anything?”

“Yes.”

In the first place, I am not a person in this world, so how could I know? Originally, this body seems to have been a commoner.

“Puhuh, then you will be embarrassed if you go there without knowing anything. Like an idiot♡”

“…Is there any disgrace? Can’t we just go and fill the seats appropriately?”

Hearing the question, the saintess recalled her signature cheeky smile.

“You really didn’t think so, did you? No matter how stupid I was, I wouldn’t think so. Ah, is it possible that the hero is an idiot who can’t even think of a fool?”

“… ….”

f*ck.

Before entering her institution, she was taught several essential manners for a saint. She is the most essential way of greeting and etiquette when eating party food. And as a warrior, there are things to be careful about.

“Don’t get involved with nobles as much as possible?”

Didn’t she say a little while ago that she was a place to promote friendship with nobles? She questioned the saintess’ contradictory words. Then, the saintess smiled softly and smiled.

“Seeing that you ask for obvious things, the hero is, after all, an idiot who can’t think for himself~♡”

“…What is natural.”

“Unlike other warriors, you have just become a hero, so you don’t know what kind of people nobles are, right? There are many serpents who want to take advantage of an innocent person like the hero.”

When I asked what the reason was, was it for my comfort? Seeing this, she knows that the saintess thinks of me a lot….

“Remember what I said. Don’t be stupid and forget it again~♡”

“Yes, I understand.”

Just tell me how to speak.

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Regular reporting meeting for warriors. A place where the current generation of warriors gather in one place to report their achievements and be praised for their achievements. It was a place where you could receive appropriate compensation according to your performance.

The location of the regular briefing session changed from time to time. Even if they had a common enemy, the Demon King, it didn’t mean that the interests between the countries would disappear.

The countries united to fight the demon king took turns holding a regular report meeting, and this time it was the turn of the country to which Abel’s village belonged, the Mars Empire.

The regular briefing session was like a large international banquet, so the Mars Empire prepared really hard for this regular briefing session.

In particular, there were no warriors from the empire, but since it was an event to announce that a new hero had been born in their country, they had no choice but to prepare even harder.

Abel and Estelle arrived at the island and walked while looking around the streets to enter the imperial palace. In Thrace, the capital of the Mars Empire, there was a huge street leading from the city gate to the imperial palace.

The people of the empire called this the Triumph Road. It was a name given to heroes who returned from victories in wars and always walked this street to the imperial palace.

“Now then, let’s check if the stupid hero hasn’t forgotten~?”

“…What?”

“Couldn’t you have forgotten what I warned you about?”

“Are you telling me not to get involved with nobles?”

“I’m glad you remember. Well, if you didn’t remember that, you’d be worse than a flea~♡”

Estelle smiled cheekily with her eye smile. Seeing Estelle like that, Abel sighed.

“…I certainly remember that much too, saintess.”

“I see. I might have ignored the hero too much.”

What is he doing? Abel looked at her Estelle with those eyes. Then she smiled lightly and said.

“Then let’s check if you remember all the manners I taught you~?”

“……Well, yes.”

She was Abel, who answered with a much less confident voice than before. Seeing that, Estelle quickly asked him.

“How did you say hello?”

“This is Abel, the hero from Daisy Village. It is an honor to meet you.”

“Ah~♡ Hero, you are wrong. You can’t remember what I said once… A goldfish might have a better memory than the hero~.”

“…Something is wrong.”

Estelle raised her index finger and she brought it close in front of his eyes.

“You’re stupid~♡ Don’t you know such a simple thing? The front and back of the greeting has been reversed, right?”

“Ah.”

Abel had an expression of realization. Estelle saw Abel’s reaction and liked it.

‘It’s cute.’

“You should say hello first and introduce yourself. You don’t know something very obvious, do you usually have no one to say hello to?”

“That’s not….”

“I can’t help it~♡ I’m very, very special. I will consider the hero as a friend.”

“Yes?”

Abel looked bewildered. Estelle said with eyes that she was slightly dissatisfied with Abel’s reaction.

“What are those eyes? Do you not like it? As a saintess of the Church of Soliaria, I am saying that I will be your friend, but you should consider it an honor.”

“…Yes, thank you.”

“Huh, yes. The hero is an idiot worse than a goldfish, and a idiot who can barely defeat a kobold, so I will help you a lot as a friend~♡”

The end of the road was approaching before I knew it. Abel and Estelle stood in front of the entrance to the imperial castle at the end of the road.

“Where are you from?”

In response to the imperial guard’s question, Estelle put her hand on her chest and said,

“This is Estelle, a saint of the Solaria Church. This is Abel, the chosen hero this time.”

The guards looked at Estelle with dazed eyes at her beautiful and sacred figure. Then the guard, who suddenly came to his senses, politely apologized.

“Ah! Oops, I’m sorry I didn’t know. Come on, eat inside.”

“Thank you.”

Estelle smiled as if to say, ‘I am a saint,’ and entered the door opened by the guard, her face slightly reddened. And Abel, who saw it….

‘The first year. After all, he was only f*cking with me.’

Inside, she was cursing Estelle.

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“Wow, that’s so spacious.”

I was surprised at the scale of the banquet hall, to the point where the sh*tty feeling I had just a moment ago was blown away.

Honestly, I had never seen a banquet hall this large, so it was a strange feeling. As I was doing that, the saintess next to me laughed.

“Huhu, is this your first time at a banquet hall like this?”

“Of course.”

This body is originally a commoner, isn’t it? Have you ever been to a banquet hall like this?

“Still, don’t be so curious. It’s so tacky that people might run away, right?”

“…Yeah.”

Ah, I wish I could do something with that bastard’s snout. Why do you always act for me with your actions, but you talk like that….

Still, the only thing I could bear with was that the saintess was pretty even with such an innocent expression. Thanks to her beauty, which seems to show that she is not the heroine of a novel for no reason, she endures at least.

…But he must be the heroine, right? I don’t know if I’m a heroine or not because I haven’t read the novel. Still, the title is “The Hero Who Travels with Saint Maiden of Mesgaki,” But this must be the heroine.

“Of course, even if everyone else runs away, I won’t run away, so don’t worry~♡”

“Thank you very much for that.”

However, contrary to the saintess’ worries, her eyesight was only briefly focused this way upon entering the banquet hall, but the nobles did not just approach.

“Holy Lady, is no one coming?”

“Hero, you should do stupid things in moderation. I wonder if human intelligence is really right~♡ Aren’t you a monkey~?”

“Yes?”

“Of course, you don’t know because you haven’t announced that you are a hero yet. After a while, most of them will change their attitude, so be careful. Do you understand?”

“…Yes.”

Maybe you don’t even know.

First of all, if what the saintess said was true, then I would be announcing that I was a hero, so I could get attention.

‘I don’t like that.’

Come to think of it, she said that the saintess had other warriors, but who would buy them? Rather, she has a heart that wants her eyes to be focused on that side.

“Saintess.”

“Yes, Monkey Hero~?”

“I am not a monkey….”

“Then is it a chimpanzee~♡ or a gorilla?”

“…That doesn’t matter, what kind of people are the other heroes?”

“Aha. Why did you ask a nutritious question?”

The saintess looked around her and pointed at one person.

“See over there? A man with short red hair. Ah, can’t you see with the hero’s poor eyesight~?”

“…I can see it.”

“That’s fortunate♡ That’s the hero of Minerva Kingdom, Levius.”

“Where is the kingdom of Minerva?”

“Really, the hero doesn’t know anything. He’s not only weak, but also weak, isn’t he?”

f*ck, I possessed it, but of course I don’t know. I haven’t even read the novel.

When the saintess saw me like that, her eyes twisted. Why does she keep smiling and f*cking, if she tries to comfort me with pretty things, does she think I’ll like her?

…Why the f*ck is this so effective.

“The Kingdom of Minerva is a country to the east of the Mars Empire. It shares a border with the empire, so exchanges are active, but it’s surprising that you don’t know that. There really is no such thing as a chimpanzee~♡”

“…Thank you for letting me know.”

Levius, the hero of the Kingdom of Minerva. Even from a distance, I felt that he was cool and masculine. It’s completely different from me.

‘…Come to think of it, I’ve never looked straight at my face while possessed.’

I wasn’t paying attention. Well, what does my face matter? You can see it later.

More than that, the beauty next to Levius caught her eye. Not because of her looks, but because the clothes she is wearing are similar to the saintess next to her.

“Then there are many warriors, so are there many saints?”

“Still, you seem to be smarter than a chimpanzee. That’s right, as the hero said, there is one saint in each denomination♡”

“The saintess must be….”

“I am a saint of the Solaria Church who worships Solaria, the sun god.”

“Then, which church is the saint over there?”

When I pointed at the woman next to Levius, the saintess’ expression immediately hardened.

“Saint?”

“…Hero, you’re not interested in that woman, are you?”

“Yes? It’s not. Just curious….”

Why is this? I was startled by the sudden seriousness of his tone. When she replied that I was not, the saintess finally relaxed her expression and returned to her usual way of talking.

“I see. Well, no matter how trashy the hero is, he won’t be a monkey already in heat with another woman~♡”

What kind of ride always ends with me insulting. She still answered my question without forgetting it.

“The saintess who accompanies the hero of Levius is a saintess of the Church of Ludria who serves the goddess of wind.”

“Ah….”

But why don’t you tell me your name? As I looked at her with a puzzled expression, she said as if the saintess had any questions left.

“Why are you like that, warrior~?”

“…No.”

I don’t think I should ask a question. It just feels that way.

Anyway, the other hero hasn’t arrived yet. Because the saintess only taught me Levius.

At that time, there was a woman who came into the banquet hall with her shiny blonde hair flying. Oh, very pretty. Blonde hair, like a heroine in a novel….

‘…Isn’t it?’

People who discovered her approached her exclaiming her exclamations.

“It is truly an honor to be able to step forward in person like this.”

“I just came to the place where I was supposed to come.”

People who seemed to be her nobles bowed her courtesy to her. She must have been something great.

Her saintess next to me, who was looking at her curiously, pointed at her.

“That is Elfriede, the hero of the Kingdom of Vesta.”