I Became a Hero Traveling With Saint Mesgaki

Chapter 6 – It’s insidious♡ The hero is a pervert♡

Episode 6

The regular briefing ended without any problems. I ate my fill of delicious food and got to know Elfriede, so I can say that it was a pretty good banquet for me.

But what should I do now? I wondered if I should repeat what I was doing in the future, so I asked the saintess.

“What are we doing now?”

“Really…I have to tell you all about it so you know?”

Then how do you know?

“The hero cannot do anything without me. Mama boy♡”

“…Since when did the saintess become my mother?”

“That’s what you do.”

How do you know the word mama boy? Sometimes I wonder if this era is the Middle Ages.

“We have to do it as usual. The warrior is still lacking in skills. The hero’s skills right now are truly rubbish♡”

To repeat that again? Hey, it’s my seller.

“Still, last time I saw you caught kobolds well, so I’ll try catching other monsters this time.”

“Oh, really?”

Yes, I’m tired of kobolds and goblins now. Now, just looking at their faces makes me want to throw up.

“Do you remember the chieftain we played last time?”

“Yes. Why?”

“Those are mid-level monsters, but their archetype, Gnoll, is a low-level monster. Today, the hero, let’s try to catch that play.”

“Well, yes.”

“Try hard with your poor skills♡”

Yes, yes.

Ah, come to think of it, I need to look in the mirror. I forgot to come see it.

“Saintess.”

“Yes?”

“Do you have a mirror?”

“Why would you carry it around on an adventure? Hero, is your hair really a decoration? Seeing that you don’t stop making such stupid remarks, I think you’re right♡”

“…I asked just in case.”

Then where can I get a mirror? In the Middle Ages, mirrors were so expensive that they were the exclusive property of the nobility. Because manufacturing techniques were not developed in the Middle Ages.

Perhaps the motif of this world in the novel is the middle ages of the earth, so I think it will be similar.

“Saintess, I want to see that mirror.”

“Suddenly?”

“Elfriede says I have a handsome face. I’m curious.”

“…What do you mean by that? The hero speaks as if he doesn’t know what his face looks like.”

Oops.

“Ah…That’s not it, it’s been a while since you left town. So I was worried that her face was a bit damaged.”

I spat out this bullsh*t as an excuse. Feeling embarrassed, the saintess said.

“Um…It’s okay. It’s not enough for the hero to worry about.”

“Yes?”

“You are fine. Face. Not a single thing that resembles a goblin has changed♡”

“…To be a goblin, you’re too mean to people.”

It sounds like you’re kidding… Still a goblin Does it mean that the goblin’s appearance reminds me of it?

Anyway, what Elfriede said was lip service.

“Why? She looks the same. Oh, are you in a bad mood?”

“Because the saintess is pretty, she doesn’t know the grievances of ugly people, so she can tease her like that.”

“…Eh?”

The saintess made a sound of bewilderment. Why are you like that If she looks like that, isn’t she a pretty face even to herself?

‘Is this a concept that doesn’t know if my face is pretty?’

Sir… Who would use such an outdated setting in this day and age…!

“Does the warrior see me as pretty?”

“If you look at it objectively.”

“…Are you saying it’s not pretty from a subjective point of view?”

“It’s not like that.”

The saintess’ pupils widened slightly, and then the corners of her eyes bent like the crescent moon.

“Huh, did the hero think so~? It’s insidious♡ Since when did you look at me with that look in your eyes♡”

“What are those eyes?”

“Didn’t you already see my children in your head while looking at me with sly and lewd eyes? Gee, I feel bad♡ Pervert♡ I was raped by the trash hero♡”

You son of a b*tch. When did i And how does a medieval saintess know the word gaze rape?

She had her signature cheeky smile and smiled eyes, but she was pretty. So it’s more f*cked up.

She sighed and said.

“I never thought of that.”

“Lies♡”

“…Think whatever you want.”

f*ck. The first year of the saintess. f*cking writer.

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“Is there a game here?”

“Originally, gnolls dig burrows in hilly areas like this. You tried to go on an adventure without this kind of common sense, you have no countermeasure♡”

“…Heh heh.”

Now I want to be liberated. The saintess warned me and said.

“Although gnolls are low-level monsters, they are much stronger than goblins and kobolds. If you fight while thinking of goblins or kobolds, you may get seriously injured, so be careful.”

“Yes.”

Again, when I’m like this, I worry about myself. Please speak kindly like this as usual.

“Still, like kobolds and goblins, if you get cut by the holy sword, you’ll die right away, so don’t be too scared♡”

“Yes.”

“Then I’ll be back.”

The saintess went down the hill alone with her bare body.

According to her experiences so far, there was nothing wrong with listening to the saintess when fighting monsters.

I wondered how the church’s saintess knew so much about monsters, but anyway, she knew most of the monsters’ habits, weaknesses, and information accurately.

“…That’s why I have nothing to say no matter what I say.”

Because by the standards of the world in the novel, I really didn’t know anything, and the saintess was a knowledgeable intellectual.

After waiting blankly for a while holding the holy sword, I saw a saintess eagerly running from a distance.

“Kyaaah♡ Warrior~! The gnolls are trying to kidnap me! If this continues, I will be caught and raped!”

“Gureuk! What is that human saying, geureuk! Look at the crazy b*tch overturning our table!

“…….”

It’s a pity to play.

The saintess dragged aggro and brought back five gnolls. The number is only half that of the kobolds, but according to the saintess’ words, you need to be more careful.

The saintess sprinted and hid behind me.

“Please defeat the monsters with that idiot skills♡”

“…Yes.”

The gnoll was small for his size, but he was carrying an ax with a rather heavy blade. They said with a tantrum.

“Human! If you hand over that crazy woman, I’ll save you, gureureuk!”

…A bit tempting?

Then the saintess hit her back from behind.

Oh, sh*t. My hands are f*cking hot.

“What are you thinking about! Defeat that gnoll quickly, incorrigible warrior♡”

“…Yeah.”

As I raised the holy sword straight up, the gnolls were wary of me.

“Gureuk! If you don’t hand over the woman, I’ll kill you too, that’s it!”

The gnolls swung their axes wildly and were furious. It’s understandable because it interrupted my attempt to eat deliciously.

I’m sorry, but I’m in a position where I can’t save monsters.

The gnolls moved first before attacking. I swung the holy sword at the gnoll that was protruding forward.

Kaang!

“!”

Play It was not an empty word to say that the class was different from kobolds and goblins. Kobolds and goblins were weak because of their small size. At best, she thinks, she had the strength of an elementary school student.

But Knoll was different. The physical strength emanating from the upper body, which was strangely bloated compared to the lower body, was stronger than that of a healthy adult man. Considering the size difference between a human male and a gnoll, it was surprising.

The gnoll’s ax intercepted my holy sword, and the other gnolls spun behind me.

“Chit.”

f*ck!

I slashed the ax that blocked the holy sword with my foot and pushed it away, then swung the holy sword backwards. Then, Gnoll’s head, unable to control the recoil of its own speed, said goodbye to the body.

‘One.’

Four are left. Two axes of gnoll landed on my head at the same time.

“Wow, sh*t. I almost died.”

I was able to dodge the ax by throwing myself on the ground and rolling. I got up right away, grabbed the holy sword and stabbed it in the back.

“Kkeuk!”

One of the gnolls trying to swoop in from behind was stabbed by a holy sword. Maybe it was because of the endless battles, but thanks to his improved senses, he was able to do this much.

Then another gnoll swung an ax without giving him a break. The problem was that I was holding the Holy Sword upside down.

Kaang!

“Keuugh!”

I blocked it in a position that was too uncomfortable for a strength contest. Gnoll’s power was really on a different level from goblins or kobolds, and it was not enough to block it with an uncomfortable posture.

Chaeeng!

The ax and the holy sword bounced off each other, knocking each other out of balance. The problem is that I am alone and there are still three opponents left.

A gnoll swung an ax in the gap where the balance was lost. And the ax hit the left thigh and cut it.

“!!!”

Blood gushed out. Vivid red blood splattered everywhere from my left thigh, and I could see it clearly.

“You bastard!”

It was painful. In the anger that came along with the pain, the curse came out.

I hurriedly balanced on my right leg and, as it were, thrust the holy sword forward and pierced the heart of the gnoll that had pierced my thigh.

Pu-wook!!

“Kreak!”

With a strange noise, he threw the dead gnoll on the floor, his face grimacing at the belated pain. He clutched his bleeding thigh with one hand and moaned in pain.

“…Chuck…Ha…It hurts…”

“Hero.”

At that time, the saintess called me from behind. Looking back at her with a frown on her face, she said with a serious expression.

“Get over it.”

“…f*ck, okay.”

It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.

Even now, the blood is still flowing, and the area around the wound is starting to get hot. There are only two left. You have to deal with it quickly, that b*tch will treat you or whatever.

“…A f*cking life.”

I limped on my left leg and moved forward. With my significantly slower speed, the two remaining gnolls tried to compete with speed. If both sides attack with pincers, I am at a very disadvantage.

“…”

Still, there was a part where I was definitely ahead of Knoll. It was the existence of a fraudulent item called the holy sword, and the height and long limbs that were much taller than them.

Kwaaak!

“Greuk!? How… !?”

First, one of the gnolls rushed to the left and grabbed the ax before it reached me with my hand. Then he swung it and threw it at the gnoll who was swooping in from the other side.

Paak!

“Yep!?”

“Greuk… ! What are you doing, greuk!”

“Die, f*ck!”

And then he slashed the holy sword. With a soft, skin-piercing sound, the holy sword pierced the two beasts very easily.

The gnolls drooped as if they had reached the end of their lives, and I sat down on the floor when I checked them.

“…Hah…Hah…It hurts… The f*ck…”

Why should I be doing this? I really want to go home, f*ck.

“Hero. Are you hurt like this again?”

“Haa…f*ck it, it hurts to death…”

“As expected, the hero would not be able to do without me. Please bear with me for a moment. I’ll make you feel better soon&”

The saintess said that and breathed divine power into me. She was about to get a little annoyed with her usual blunt tone, but she was relieved by the look on her face.

‘…What is that expression?’

His amber eyes were full of worry, and he frowned at the scar on her thigh. No matter how much effort she put in, the wound healed in an instant, and cold sweat ran down her cheeks.

“…Saint?”

“…Yes? Why are you like that?”

“No, why are you looking like that?”

The saintess did not answer. She just took me down, recalling her cheeky smile.

“Could it be that she could not stand it and stared at my face~? No matter how pretty I am, don’t look at me too much. It’s like a monkey in heat, isn’t it?”

“… ….”

…This is why I can’t hate you.