ALL NOVEL Chapter 964
<964 – Double Experience Points (1)>
Oknodie, who unleashed the poison of a double experience points event at the Academy, whistled shamelessly on the way to class.
Then, receiving a single exam paper, he asked the professor with a blank expression.
“Professor. What is this?”
“It’s the final exam paper for the first semester.”
“Oh?!”
Surprisingly, even as Oknodie ran around in all directions, time had slipped quietly by, and it had become finals week!
The cause lay in the special dimension visited to confront Professor Buzhaar.
All dimensions have different time ratios compared to the Middle Realm.
If it’s a dimension close to the Middle Realm, it’s nearly a one-to-one ratio.
But in a more distant dimension, the time can fluctuate greatly either faster or slower.
Thanks to that, the time remaining until the final exam had been utterly erased.
“It’s okay. I still have the cheat sheets!”
Numerous cheat sheets accumulated from countless years of student life.
These were precise in a way that differed vastly from the exam questions handed down through the department.
Following the cheat sheets, one can only barely scrape a B, but Oknodie’s cheat sheets guarantee an A.
And considering they were her own cheat sheets, there was no need to twist the answers or sentences just because of other students sharing them—she could write them down exactly as they were!
Naturally, with a pen in hand, Oknodie had no fear under the sky.
She was overflowing with confidence.
“Eh…?”
But no matter how much she looked at the exam questions, they all seemed unfamiliar.
These weren’t in the cheat sheets.
“Professor. Were there questions like this in the syllabus…?”
“Surely you aren’t trying to say you forgot?”
A chilling smile appeared on the professor’s lips.
“I declared long ago that the difficulty for the final exam would be something you’d expect, given how you mocked me for not taking the midterms seriously.”
“Oh?!”
The cause was Darknodi.
Darknodi, utterly exhausted from handling an overly ambitious lecture schedule that Oknodie had set purely based on her personal interests, resorted to drastic measures to navigate through the crisis.
Unable to solve the exam questions honestly, she committed the atrocious act of annihilating them all.
For example, there was the exam where the identity of the test subject needed to be safeguarded from demons performing multiple personality splits.
Darknodi killed the examiner demon with electricity.
With the examiner who should have performed the multiple personality splits dead, the exam was naturally passed.
But the professor had not forgotten the humiliation of that day.
– For letting the easy exam difficulty slide because she looked at Sadako’s face, I’ll let it slide this time.
– …!
– But since you decided to pull this crap just because you didn’t like my exam, I’ll give you nothing but killer questions for the final exam.
The professor had declared war.
Though Darknodi had heard it and it had nothing to do with Oknodie, the karma would fall to Oknodie.
Just as a child’s mistakes are also the parent’s mistakes, a clone’s mistakes are the body’s mistakes as well.
“Considering the standards of undergraduates, you disdainfully roasted the kind demon I chose like that, claiming this professor’s exam was too easy. I’ll make sure to retaliate during the final!”
Professor Demon, having cooperated with the new rulers of Hell, summoned a high-ranking demon to the exam venue.
“The assignment for this final exam is an upgraded version of the midterm’s. Instead of preventing the demons from splitting the test subject’s personality, this time, it’s about merging the demons’ multiple personalities into one. Only those who can understand the mind of a demon, not a human, can execute this. However, if you merge even a few of the weakest personalities, points will be awarded.”
The professor’s gaze zeroed in solely on Oknodie, not on the students who sighed in relief.
“Of course, even a trashy exam like that, surely you, the worst genius who even mocked the character of a demon killed in one hit, can unify all the personalities into one, right? I trust you didn’t provoke me if you can’t even accomplish that.”
“…”
Professor Demon, glaring with intention, wasn’t going to let up unless Oknodie achieved the top result!
After quickly scanning the demon’s personalities, Oknodie realized she could easily merge the easier personalities, while ones with higher difficulty were genuinely at a maddeningly high level.
Some of them were killer problems designed intentionally, tough enough even for professors to struggle with.
“You crazy demon! Why do you have a personality that wants to eat mint chocolate pizza and another that wants to smack someone for even suggesting it! What do you even want?!”
“Oh heavens!!! Let the cursed demon be granted a food preference that can be satisfied with anything!!!”
Of course, even that easier difficulty was overwhelming for her classmates, their desperate cries echoing throughout the exam venue.
Success or failure in merging identities could be easily understood.
Each personality had its preferred and avoided foods, and to score well, you had to present a dish that maximized the preferred and minimized the avoided scores.
“There’s no helping it. I have to use a cheat that isn’t in the cheat sheets here!”
Oknodie discreetly inserted demon cells full of monster genes.
Then, she twisted the nature and stats of the tentacle trying to merge with the main body to take on the nature of merging with the demon.
“If I secretly insert these monster cells into the demon’s body, it should naturally switch its preferred food to tentacle stew when it craves essential nutrients!”
Oknodie’s brilliant plan was perfectly crafted.
Unfortunately, her operation for a monster-like preference change was thwarted when the high-ranking demon slapped the tentacle with its palm, bursting it.
“What’s this disgusting tentacle? Succubi don’t desire such low-quality appendages.”
“That’s impossible?!”
“Fufu. The new lord of hell, First Wahyhiemhai, has built a palace called Pandemonium for the Dark Princess. I know you are that person. If you’re a descendant of the ruler of half of hell, you could demonstrate something much better than this, right?”
“W-What is that…?”
“Show me what it means to feel the vague yet exhilarating and heart-fluttering desires of a maiden. Today, I crave such emotions.”
A high-ranking demoness like a succubus wanting to feast on something not even remotely edible!
For an eleven-year-old girl, what this was—not something a child could merely offer, but rather, it was akin to offering a bribe to the professor!
But Oknodie was technically 11 years old, yet mentally, she was well beyond 1,100 years.
She was light-years away from what the succubus desired, no matter how badly she might want to play along.
“Isn’t there anything else?”
“Dare to be greedy? Given my generosity, just hand it over. It’s not hard, is it?”
“Well… I don’t think I can do that…”
The succubus’s eyes widened with surprise.
“A high-ranking succubus asking for an easy meal, and you resist? You intend to genuinely fill a succubus’s cravings?”
“Seriously. I mean I can’t, and it’s not that I can but won’t!”
“Fufu. Truly reminiscent of your bloodline. I recognized it from the moment you tamed demons of hell and built the Pandemonium palace. Such insatiable ambitions are not something someone’s soft inclinations would yield, even if they were a mundane earthly girl. Good. Then make your move with full power. I’ll spread my desires as well!”
The succubus conjured a whirlwind of bizarre wishes in her mind.
Desires for various positions and pleasures invoking fear, and daunting cravings for hideous ‘food’ swarmed her thoughts.
“Ugh. You could let it go. Since you’re sincere, there’s no choice… Don’t blame me too much for my excess!”
“I can take anything you throw at me!”
Oknodie intentionally sent images into the succubus’s mind.
The succubus shrieked in horror witnessing the terrible sight.
“Gyaaaah!!!”
“How’s that? Is my order good?”
“Why are you sending me images of a naked old woman with her legs spread open!! Gyaaaah!! My head, my eyes!!”
“If you don’t erase the personalities and leave only one, those visions of that old lady’s naked form will never leave your mind! Eek, eek!”
“Nooooo!!”
The high-ranking succubus unified her personalities in terror.
Oknodie sent back a completely normal, feminine image of Sing instead of the old lady.
“Is this enough to be a satisfying meal?”
The satisfaction of a meal is always relative.
To someone who hasn’t eaten for a week, a mud cookie is a feast, while someone flexing a million won daily might find a ramen topped with lobster or sushi with caviar unappetizing.
Compared to the naked old lady attack, this picture of Sing was practically a wholesome treasure.
“Pass, pass! Just disappear from my sight! Don’t make me think of that horrifying image again!!”
Just like with the midterm, Oknodie secured the correct answers through brute force, disregarding the professor’s intentions!
Professor Demon gritted his teeth, the cruel trick shredding his psyche.
“You’ll pay for this. I’ll make sure to get you next semester…”
“Hmph. I’m too scared of your lectures to attend!”
“Don’t worry… I’ll strive to secure my mandatory lecture slot…”
Though Oknodie felt dread about the next semester, that was a problem for her to face after the vacation—not something worrying her after finishing the final exam.
“Ehee! Do as you please!”
But the karma waiting for Oknodie wasn’t just from Professor Demon’s lectures.
Professor Jerry’s class on [Life-Tracking Just Before Departure].
Professor Miho’s class on [Predators Transformed into Humans].
Professor Oversoul’s class on [Boss Mob Raids].
Every professor whose courses Oknodie had enrolled in remembered how she had humiliated their exams, keeping an eye on Sadako while lowering the difficulty.
“Let’s see if you can withstand this.”
“No way I’ll let you leave that exam venue!”
“Don’t even think you can finish this exam alive!”
Blinded by anger, the last professor raised the difficulty so high she was summoned by First Wahyhiemhai from Hell.
After a useful parent-teacher meeting, the difficulty of one of the classes had notably decreased, but considering there were over ten classes remaining, it wouldn’t make a difference at all.