I Decided to Become a Perfect Girl

Chapter 276



[Woo-ah: Anyway, my name is Jiwoo and I run a small hotel business.]

[The friendship village buzzing about the identity of Girl No. 3]

[Chiyo: Oh…? A business?]

[Na-eun: Wow~]

Especially Seo-yoon jumped in surprise, saying the character’s name sounded familiar.

[Do-hee: Hotel manager? Manager? Hahaha!]

[Seo-yoon: Manager…?]

─Ah, Do-hee is really something today, LOL!

─Manager, LOL!

─Kim Seo-yoon, stop playing games, LOL!

─Seo-yoon is a pure-bred top laner, LOL! Top manager hater!

Meanwhile, No. 2 was busy looking for flaws.

No. 2 tossed out a question.

[Chiyo: I’ve been hearing a lot about bed bugs lately, is the hygiene okay?]

[Woo-ah: It’s very clean. I usually share my room with a friend, and we’re both satisfied.]

[Chiyo: …(flinches)]

Anyway, only the scoring process was left for Girl No. 3.

[Woo-ah: Anyway, if you come to our hotel, we can welcome you anytime for free. Please give us some points.]

The members began their evaluations in their unique ways.

[Do-hee: I tried to make an acrostic with ‘Woo-ah.’]

[We]

[A beautiful skylark gets 10 points♡]

[Do-hee: Somehow, I have a hunch that you’ll become my skylark.]

[Woo-ah: Ah…! (blushing)]

A heart-to-heart moment exclusively fluttering between No. 1 and No. 3.

─Right, this was a dating show, LOL!

─Seriously, why doesn’t this feel familiar while they’re goofing around? LOL!

─Do-hee acting like this makes it hard to adapt, for real, LOL!

Like igniting rivalries with No. 1, No. 2 Chiyo also expressed her praise with a big heart for Girl No. 3.

[Chiyo: Seeing how you can take jokes all the time, you must have an amazing personality. I’ll give you 10 points! 10 points!]

And so the lowest score, as before, came from Girl No. 5, it was Na-eun’s evaluation.

[Na-eun: 1 point.]

[Woo-ah: Why?]

[Na-eun: Because you seem familiar.]

[Woo-ah: What do you mean…?]

─Na-eun is the only one giving 1 point, LOL!

─Na-eun is being harsh today? Truly legendary!

The reason was captured in the interview.

[Q.

You mentioned something about a hotel… But it seems like people who don’t keep their rooms clean… ]

─LOL! Hey Kim Na-eun, don’t expose me!

─Ah, Na-eun is really bold, LOL!

*

[Chiyo: (not visible) No. 4, please come up!]

[Seo-yoon: (unpleasant) There’s not much difference between you and me, you know?]

[Chiyo: Hey, I think there’s at least a small difference!]

[She is 165 cm tall, the shortest among the participants.]
─She’s the shortest!

─165 cm is the shortest in the group, wow!

─LOL, they’re really all tall!

Kim Seo-yoon ignored the members who were making comments and flipped her long hair, cheerfully starting her greeting.

[Seo-yoon (21): Hi, everyone! (cheerfully) I’m from very hot USA California!]

Today’s concept for Kim Seo-yoon is a hot influencer from California.

─Since the last self-content, that darn American origin again, lol!

─What’s her name this time?

The members adapted quickly, delivering a dramatically hot reaction as expected.

[Whispering]

[Na-eun: Wow~ You’re from California~?]

[Woo-ah: Is that near Hollywood?]

[Seo-yoon: That’s right! ME? Holly wood Star~]

[Chiyo: (disappointed) I should’ve done that…!]

[Hot Tension]

[Na-eun: So what’s your name?]

Like before with member No. 3, Woo-ah, the others wondered if they should make a funny guess with a strange name.

Kim Seo-yoon swiftly replied.

[No. 4 (Seo-yoon): I’m Excitement. If you see me like my name… well~ they say you’re excited, right? Hehe.]

Despite her concept, her cutely silly laugh with her hand on her mouth makes Seo-yoon quite adorable.

[Instantly became the popular girl who caught everyone’s attention.]

Thanks to that, the members’ reactions weren’t too bad.

Amidst the chaos, Do-hee raised her hand high.

[Do-hee: Ms. Raym, can I ask you a question?]

[Seo-yoon: Go ahead~]

[Do-hee: I was wondering if that’s your English name.]

[No. 4 (Ms. Raym): Of course. Call me Raym Seol, okay?]

[Do-hee: Ah…]

However, the silly sound of “Dumb and Dumber” followed that response.

[Do-hee: That’s interesting.]

[Ms. Raym: What’s interesting?]

The camera zooms in on Do-hee’s unsure expression.

[Do-hee: You know.]

[Ms. Raym: What?]

[Do-hee: “lame” means pathetic in English… oh, are you… pathetic?]

[LMAO!]

With the members and production staff laughing in the background, Seo-yoon’s face fills the screen.

[Do-hee: Or it can mean loser or dork…]

─Oh, Do-hee is unusually calm this time during Seo-yoon’s turn, LOL!

─Is “Raym” a word that means that in English? LOL!

─Do-hee’s meskaki moments are rare…

─Pathetic Kim Seo-yoon, lol!

[Do-hee: There’s also the term “Raym-deok” out there.]

[No. 4 (Ms. Raym, Pathetic, Kim Seo-yoon): ……]

[Girl No. 4 was greatly embarrassed.]

Then, an interview voiceover is inserted behind that scene.
1: Girl No. 4? She’s kinda cute, even though she’s older than me.

5: I think Girl No. 4 is especially a cute little sister.

─Ah, Do-hee Lee seriously leveled up today, LOL! So funny!

─Ms. Raym, am I right? LOL!

─Kim Seo-yoon is definitely the counter to Do-hee! LOL!

─True best friends, LOL!

The contestants couldn’t help but start asking questions about Girl No. 4’s cute charm.

[Chiyo: Oh, she looks just like a dog.]

[Woo-ah: Haven’t you heard that you look like a puppy?]

[Do-hee: Can you bark for us once?]

[Na-eun: Girl No. 4, your hand!]

[Seo-yoon: … Bark! (adorably)]

However, the reactions afterward weren’t exactly positive.

[Do-hee: Uh, what’s that…?]

[Chiyo: Bark bark woof woof bark!]

[Do-hee: Well, make sure to keep this in check.]

─Is she a Chihuahua? LOL!

─Who said she’s not a Beagle? LOL!

─Seriously, who just added Chihuahua to the wiki nickname section?

─Why is this self-content more entertaining than the variety show?

Still, Girl No. 4 seemed to receive quite a generous score, just as everyone had before.

[Do-hee: I’ll give you a 10.]

[Na-eun: Why?]

[Do-hee: I just feel a bit sorry, I guess.]

[If 1 knows, she knows]

The second one gave such high marks that it exceeded the maximum score and wrote it on the sketchbook.

[Chiyo: I’ll give you 13 points.]

[Seo-yoon: Oh my…! (blushing)]

[Do-hee: The maximum score is 10 though. You still don’t know that?]

[Seo-yoon: Yeah, but I think you should give 10 points.]

But at Do-hee’s intervention.

[Chiyo: Ah, then let me just put a point here…]

Unfortunately, Chiyo had to correct the sketchbook.

[1.3 points]

[Ms. RAYM who can’t manage her expressions]

*

The only introverted Debonaire.

Na-eun boldly decided to do the variety show.

[Na-eun: I’m doing exorcism activities.]

The gathered members started whispering among themselves.

[Seo-yoon: We really have all sorts of professions here.]

[Woo-ah: Right?]

[Do-hee: Isn’t the concept a bit too much?]

[Woo-ah: Exactly.]

[Chiyo: 0 points.]

As if to evaluate Na-eun’s entertainment skills.

However, Na-eun was quite resolved today.

[Na-eun: Huh? What did you say? Want to see me do exorcism now?]

[Hey No. 1, do you want to stick charms on your head again?]

─Do you want to stick charms on? Am I right? LOL!

─LOL! Seriously, editor!

─Seeing Na-eun trying hard makes this grandma teary-eyed. T_T
Tears are flowing, ㅠㅠ

[Seo-yoon: Wow… They’re talking about exorcism and look how sharp their ears are.]
[Woo-ah: Right?]
[Chiyo: What could I possibly say when I’m scared…?]

But Na-eun, more brazen and calm, continued to speak, causing Do-hee to flail her hands wildly.

[Do-hee: So, does that pay well?]
[Na-eun: (making a circle with her hand) No joke.]
[Seo-yoon: 10 points! 10 points!]

[No. 4 shows a rather bourgeois tendency]

─ LOL, why are they so cute?

But the ridiculous questions continued as they assessed their entertainability.

[Do-hee: What kind of car do you drive?]
[Seo-yoon: The Honam Line in the rain~ South-bound train?]
[Woo-ah: Everybody cha cha cha?]
[Chiyo: Uhhh cha!]

─ Seriously, these kids are getting more hyped up, LOL

─ Is this even a girl group? LOL

─ What kind of answers are these?

Na-eun started to crumble slowly.

[Na-eun: Jasmine tea…?]

[Do-hee: If only you had made some rustic barley tea, you might have scored higher.]
[Seo-yoon: Exactly.]
[Chiyo: For real.]
[Woo-ah: I think it’s time to stop now, everyone.]

[Q.

No. 5: When we get back to the dorm, today’s big sister and leader will be gone.]

─ LOL, Na-eun’s expression is hilarious!

─ I want the behind-the-scenes from that day!!!

─ Oh, even Na-eun’s entertainment skills are on the rise, LOL!

[……]

[Late realization]

While Woo-ah was trying to intervene from the side.

Letting out a sigh, Na-eun said to just give her a score.

[Do-hee: (Save me) 10 points. After all, fragrant jasmine tea beats rustic barley tea.]

─ Ahhh, LOL

─ Changing your words like it’s nothing, LOL

But Chiyo has her own determination.

[Chiyo: This time, I’ll give 14 points! Breaking the record!]
[Seo-yoon: The maximum score is 10 points, you know?]
[Chiyo: Oh right…!]

─ Oh my, what do you mean, “Oh right”? You did that on purpose, didn’t you?

─ The one who keeps acting foolish until the end usually ends up taking the fall, you know?

[Do-hee: Here comes a score of 1.4 points again.]
[Chiyo: In that case… let’s poke some points here…]

Na-eun had somewhat expected this and tried to smile as much as possible.

[Na-eun: Well, at least 1.4 points is higher than No. 4’s score, haha. (Positivity!)]
[Seo-yoon: Wow~ I’m so envious~ (Really!)]

But when Chiyo brought out the sketchpad.

Na-eun sincerely sighed.

<0.14 points>



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