I Don’t Want to Be Turned Into the Female Protagonist by the System

By the time Su Qi returned to the dorm, it was already 11 o’clock. Su Qi’s mind was very chaotic at this time.

As soon as he closed his eyes, it was as if he could recall the two long legs placed on his own legs, so long and fair, stirring people’s hearts. Even though it was a buffet, Su Qi rubbed his belly, surprisingly feeling he wasn’t full.

Thinking back to the unintentional glance during the meal just now, catching a glimpse of Wang Zijin’s snow-white slender neck and jade-carved collarbones, it made Su Qi’s heartbeat speed up a few beats.

And the softness and warmth from An Ning on his right arm also made Su Qi reminisce endlessly.

It’s just that looking at his lower body that was the same as usual, with no tent pitched, Su Qi felt it was a bit boring.

“Brother Qi, Teacher Qi, Master Qi, teach me, I also want to be surrounded by beauties on both sides.” After returning to the dorm, Wu Wei looked at Su Qi with a face full of worship.

More worshipful than when he learned that he was an artist.

However, Su Qi really didn’t understand this question. He also didn’t get the point of why the two liked him.

He casually said, “Maybe it’s personal charm.”

“Hold him down for me, this kid is drunk, I’ll wake him up!” Wang Dongxu said as he was about to undo his belt and come over.

At this time, he was stopped by Wu Wei, who then said, “You’re no good, let me do it, your pee is sweet, can’t let him have a taste of something good.”

“I’m f***ing—” The two started fighting and making a ruckus.

In the end, Wu Wei still had a slight upper hand. The subdued Wang Dongxu shouted, “Damn it, you cursed me for having diabetes, and even beat me, where do I go to reason!”

“Oh right, then you get up.” As he spoke, Wu Wei got up from on top of Wang Dongxu.

“I’m going to take a shower!” Han Yixing, wearing shorts, went straight to the bathroom without paying attention to the three of them.

But regarding this, Su Qi and the others all understood. The guy already runs a company and is the boss of a company now. It’s to be expected if he seems a bit out of the group occasionally.

Moreover, the guy doesn’t always stay in the dorm on weekdays. Sometimes he brings food for everyone, so he counts as a pretty good big brother.

At this time, Han Yixing in the bathroom looked at this slightly cramped bathroom and couldn’t help but think of the bathroom with a bathtub in his current residence.

Today his mind blanked for a moment and he returned to the dorm. You should know, in his freshman year of university, the total time he spent returning to the dorm was less than a month. After the company was put on the agenda this year, he attended class even less, not to mention the dorm.

He originally thought that after sending a few roommates back to the dorm, he would return to the apartment he bought to sleep, ending today’s busy schedule.

But unexpectedly, when he sent Su Qi and the others back, there was still that faint lingering fragrance in the car, making people feel relaxed and comfortable.

You should know, after eating barbecue, most ordinary perfumes would be overwhelmed by the smell of barbecue. But Su Qi’s body still emitted a scent no less than before the meal.

The lasting degree of this fragrance was ridiculously long. If he knew the name of the perfume Su Qi used, he could research it more. Given time, it would definitely make his family’s perfume company grow stronger.

After all, this fragrance smelled really too good! Even he was deeply attracted by it!

After rinsing off the evenly lathered shampoo with clean water, Han Yixing felt refreshed all over his body, especially when he flipped all his hair to the top of his head. That moment of tingling sensation was really addictive.

After applying his body wash, he looked around this bathroom with nothing to do.

Different from his empty home, this cramped bathroom had a lot more of a homely atmosphere. There was a bar of soap and a razor placed on the sink.

On the washing machine, there was a basin of clothes that were about to be washed, probably Wang Dongxu’s. Above the washing machine, there was a small platform with a few extremely irregular toothpastes and toothbrushes, as well as things like facial cleansers.

Han Yixing even found his own bottle in there. He remembered when he was in the army, some university students enlisted in their sophomore year. He heard them say that people in the dorm would secretly use each other’s shampoo, body wash and such, especially facial cleanser. Han Yixing originally thought his few dormmates would also do this.

He was already prepared to have some small advantages taken of him. It was having the heart of a villain but the belly of a gentleman.

There were three bottles of facial cleanser. His was one with an English name. His mother bought it for him. The price was probably very high.

Wang Dongxu’s was a relatively high-end brand among university students nowadays—Gao Dafu. The red little bottle looked very exquisite. If you ask Han Yixing how he knew,

it was because there was a bottle of Gao Fu hair gel on his desk. He heard Wu Wei complain that the pretentious Wang Dongxu uses this to beautify his hair every time before seeing his girlfriend.

The one Wu Wei used was the most popular facial cleanser—Manshu Fadun, much cheaper than Gao Fu, but the feeling of freshness after use was not much different from Gao Fu.

As for Su Qi’s, Han Yixing looked at that bar of soap. This bar of soap was Su Qi’s facial cleanser and body wash.

This guy’s class schedule was very tight in his freshman year. He attended each class just enough times, and most of the time he was curled up at his computer desk writing code or drawing on a drawing tablet.

Perfectly embodying the word “otaku”. And for someone so otaku like him, he didn’t want to waste too much time when showering either.

If it wasn’t because washing hair with soap would seem very strange, Su Qi wouldn’t even have bought that affordable scented shampoo.

Thinking of this, Han Yixing unconsciously chuckled.

He didn’t expect that the one who paid the least attention to skincare actually had skin so good it didn’t look right, just like, just like a girl’s.

If his sister or someone found out that Su Qi washed out such tender skin with just this soap, she would probably be jealous to the point of going crazy!!

But at this time, another thought popped up. Would such a crude person use perfume??

Looking around the bathroom again, he found no trace of perfume. Forget it, he’ll just ask him later. They’re all roommates, it’s no big deal.

After drying his body, he came out of the bathroom.

Wu Wei and Wang Dongxu were already wearing headphones at this time, playing an MOBA competitive game called Dota 2. Because the game had a built-in push-to-talk function, the two were currently frantically trash talking.

Looking at their stats, oh man, 0-5-7.

Looking at Wu Wei again, 0-8-6. Oh man, Sleeping Dragon and Young Phoenix.

And Su Qi on the side, seeing Han Yixing who had already come out of the bathroom, rushed in before he could even open his mouth, as if there were millions of people chasing him.

No way around it. Who knew that after 12 o’clock just now, the system suddenly prompted that another change had arrived for him—voice.

Just now when the two people immersed in the game didn’t know, Su Qi quietly tried making sounds.

He discovered that it was a maiden’s voice, as clear and beautiful as an oriole, and also slightly sharp.

Compared to the loli voice or mature woman voice intentionally made by females in short videos nowadays, Su Qi found that his was really a pure, pure maiden’s voice.

If he didn’t know it was the sound he made himself, Su Qi would think it must be a pure-hearted young girl calling out.

That’s why he quickly hid in the bathroom.

Su Qi expressed that the bathroom recently was his shelter.

Thinking that if his roommates discovered this voice when he spoke, it would always cause a big problem.

No, I must move out to live tomorrow!!