I Got an Otherworldly Dating App

"...What?"

Leo's head started to get complicated because it wasn't a dud after all.

[Time remaining: 02:31]

"Wait, wait... Let me think about it..."

The item that came out of the golden random box was a voucher that would randomly grant one of the items registered in the store.

It's a bit disappointing that it's not a choice, but the fact that the item's grade would increase made up for it. The only problem was that all the items in the store right now were just mediocre low-quality items.

"Huh... The store won't update for another 2 minutes, right...?"

It could happen. But the chances were so slim that there was practically no way for that to happen.

"...But it's not like there's nothing to exchange for anyway."

The items currently in the shop were an iron sword for 200 coins, a basic healing package for 500 coins, a basic fencing book for 550 coins, a lowest-grade stamina potion for 600 coins, a lowest-grade mana potion for 600 coins, a top actress random red-hot ticket for 800 coins, a mystery pill for 850 coins, a strength boosting potion for 920 coins, and lastly a forbidden magic book for 1,000 coins.

Honestly, everything was fine except for the iron sword and the red-hot ticket. If Leo got the forbidden magic book, it was like pie in the sky.

"GodBuddhaJesusAllahHoly Mother MaryGodsOf Heaven and EarthPleasePleasePlease....!!!"

[Would you like to use the shop item random exchange ticket?] [Y/N]

[Y]

"Let's go!!!!!!!"

Bang!

A new screen appeared along with a beam of pure white light.

[Thank you for purchasing the Top Actress Random Red-Hot Ticket]

"F**k you!!!!!!"

The world is oppressing me.

Boom, boom, boom!

"Hey! Didn't I tell you to be quiet just now?! Do you know what time it is!?"

Thud - After a duel with the downstairs man, Leo trudged back home and threw himself on the bed.

"…The world can't do this to me."

Leo stared at the screen. Top actress random red coupons? Why had he gotten some kind of meme item that could be said to be useless?!

"…By the way, what time is it?"

He didn't notice because Leo was out of his mind, but it must have been around 8 when he was matched with Iris.

He spent half a day there and another 30 or 40 minutes… It must have been around 3 in the morning?

Leo could understand a little why the old man downstairs was upset.

Just when he was thinking that he should apologize later, he looked at his phone screen and couldn't believe his eyes.

[20:47]

"Is my phone…broken?"

The date didn't change. It was just the same.

When Leo searched his memory, it was almost 9 o'clock…

If his memory serves him right, that means that while he was meeting Iris, time on Earth barely passed.

"This…is ridiculous."

"What the heck, this app is crazy, the more I found out about it, the crazier it is!"

Of course, Leo had no complaints because there was nothing wrong with him.

The only minor problem was that while others were at a standstill, his lifespan continued to flow.

But extending lifespan is a problem that can be solved to some extent by increasing one's level as a wizard or by taking expensive elixirs.

Besides, it didn't seem like there would be items in the shop of this fraudulent app that would extend the user's lifespan.

In other words, Leo could use the app without any worries.

"I suddenly feel good."

He had been feeling bad because he had pulled out a cheap red ticket, but now Leo felt a little better.

Since they said they would give him the red ticket by upgrading it, should he read the description?

Who knows, it might have been upgraded and now it's not a random ticket but a choice ticket.

Leo cautiously opened his inventory.

He carefully pressed the red ticket that was tucked away in a corner, as if he knew the topic.

[Top Actress Random Red-Hot Ticket] [Rank: Epic]

The ticket allowed Leo to choose either the vagina or anus of the celebrity he wanted and enjoy it as he wished. When used, the actress's corresponding body part would be summoned so that only Leo could see it, and the sensation would be connected to the actress herself.

[Even if you ejaculate inside the vagina, there is no need to worry about pregnancy, so ejaculate as much as you want.]

The moment Leo saw the item description, he couldn't help thinking, 

'Isn't this a completely useless item?'

"It's good, but..."

Even though it was the second item he had received, Leo felt a bit disappointed that this epic-level item wasn't connected to battle or financial assistance but rather to something so explicit.

Honestly, Leo could just sit and ejaculate in the vagina of the celebrity he wanted? It was definitely a very attractive thing for a man.

However, since Leo had received the ticket, there wasn't a celebrity that particularly attracted him.

Thinking about the time he stroked Iris's enormous breasts and kissed her stickily like a porn star, when he thought about the actors or idols he usually saw on TV… Honestly, Leo couldn't help but think that they were lacking in many ways.

"I'll save it for now."

Leo decided he would wait until he found a girl he liked later.

However, while equipment and such could be stored outside, it seemed that the insertion ticket couldn't be stored outside the inventory.

"If my inventory of only 10 slots runs out, there may come a time when I'll have to use it desperately."

Until then, Leo thought he should diligently compile a list of candidates.

"Let's get some sleep. I'm so fucking tired."

Maybe because he'd done everything he could right now, Leo suddenly felt sleepy.

It was natural, considering that he had been stuck fighting for days without resting in either world.

"Tomorrow, I'll go to a magic tower tomorrow…"

This seemed like it would be the busiest day of his life.