I really don't want to be a teacher

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"Thank you, Brother Xue." Lian Ge put it away solemnly, and said with his head up.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. I've already asked someone to bring that girl over. When that girl comes over, you can take her and get the hell out." Wang Xue waved his hand and said angrily.

"Then at this moment... can I ask something more?" Lian Ge asked cautiously.

"I said, boy, can you stop being so curious, the underworld is such a crappy place, there is nothing to ask."

"Brother, it's my first time here..." Lian Ge said weakly,

"You're here for the first time. You didn't come here much in your last life... Forget it, if you want to ask something, just ask." Xue Wang said, waved his hands helplessly, and collapsed on the seat On, like a salted fish that has lost its dream,

"Brother, after people die, they all come to the underworld, right? Can I..."

Before Lian Ge finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by King Xue.

"You want to see your ancestors, don't you? Give up. No one from your Lian family is in the underworld."

"Then?" Lian Ge originally wanted to see his grandfather, but he couldn't help being surprised by King Xue's words.

"Some are up above, in the heavens, in the heavenly courts."

"Then what else?"

"There are still some? Hehe... reincarnated."

Chapter 13 Soul Conservation

Hell, the office of the person in charge of the Exit-Entry Administration.

Listening to Xue Wang's words, Lian Ge was slightly disappointed,

It seems that in a short time, it may be difficult to see the old man again.

At the same time, Lian Ge couldn't help being curious because of King Xue's words,

"Brother Xue, is there really reincarnation in the underworld?"

"If not, my entry-exit management department should be called the immigration management department." Xue Wang replied angrily,

"Brother Xue, I'm curious about something." A question that countless people have been curious about suddenly flashed in Lian Ge's mind.

"Boy, can you stop being so curious... Forget it, you can ask." Xue Wang leaned on the seat like a salty fish, glanced at Lian Ge, and then changed his tone.

"Brother Xue, since there is reincarnation, the human population has been increasing from ancient times to the present. Where do the souls of these increasing people come from? Can the underworld be newly created?" Lian Ge asked curiously.

Hearing this, Xue Wang Weiwei sat up straight helplessly, and replied:

"It cannot be newly created. For a long time, the souls of the world and the underworld are fixed and conserved."

"That?"

"Have you heard of the principle of conservation of matter?"

"Ok?"

"Since matter is conserved and the base of the human race continues to increase, where does the excess energy and resources come from?"

"Plundered from the earth and other species." Lian Ge replied after a little thought.

"Well, don't you understand this very well, and you still ask me."

King Xue went back paralyzed again, "The same is true for the conservation of the soul, there are many places here, and there are few other places.

When there are few people, human souls are usually reincarnated into adults. If there are too many people, the standard for reincarnated adults is lowered, and the souls of birds and beasts can be directly stuffed into them. "

Hearing this, Lian Ge felt a little awkward,

This means that many people now have a human face and a beast heart?

"Brother Xue, is this okay?" Lian Ge couldn't help asking,

"Nonsense, why not? The essence of the soul is the same, and the human soul is not so noble. Once it is stuffed in, it is still alive and kicking." Xue Wang half-paralyzed on the seat, and reincarnated this thing that was originally full of joy. Mysterious things are like stuffing sausages, stuffed at every turn.

"Brother Xue..."

Lian Ge was about to ask a few more questions,

"Boom...boom."

Behind him, there was a knock on the office door,

"Please come in."

Xue Wang, who was half paralyzed on the seat, sat upright in an instant, his face became serious and majestic.

After the voice fell, the people outside the door pushed the door open and entered.

A government official in a black formal suit walked in, with the soul of a little girl beside him.

"Your Majesty, Liu Yan, the hometown of Xinliu Village, Yanhu County, Xugou City, Shuchuan Province, China, has been brought here." The official of the local government bowed slightly to pay tribute to King Xue, then turned around and bowed to Lian Ge.

"I have seen the Celestial Master."

"Okay, leave this soul behind, and get the hell out of here. You're usually not active in doing things, but now you're just rushing up to flatter." King Xue cursed angrily,

"Yes, Your Majesty." The government official of the underworld lowered his head slightly, then retreated out of the office step by step, and closed the door again.

"Let's take a look for yourself, is it this soul?" Xue Wang motioned slightly, and said to Lian Ge.

Hearing this, Lian Ge, who was looking at Liu Yan's soul, nodded,

"Brother Xue, please."

"Okay, you have found the soul you were looking for, so hurry up and get out with the soul." Xue Wang said angrily.

Hearing this, Lian Ge didn't move, but cheekily asked King Xue again,

"Brother, why does Liu Yan's soul still have no sanity and consciousness?"

Under Lian Ge's eyes, the little girl Liu Yan's three souls and seven souls are all there at this moment, but her eyes are still blank. Ever since she was brought into this office, she has been motionless, ignorant of anything around her. reaction.

"You still ask me this kind of thing?" Xue Wang showed helplessness on his face,

"The ancestors of the Lian family taught that in the process of learning and practicing, you should consult more pioneers and knowledgeable people." Lian Ge smiled a little 'shyly'.

"I'm really convinced, why are you Lian's people so virtuous and shameless." Xue Wang sighed helplessly, but still explained for Lian Ge,

"Except for ghosts with strong obsessions, most newly dead ghosts, souls that have just left their bodies, will be in a period of confusion within seven days. During this period, ghosts will only follow their instincts to go to the underworld, without sanity or consciousness.

It is not until after the first seven days that you will get out of the muddle and reawaken the memory and wisdom in front of you. "Speaking, Xue Wang paused, looked at Lian Ge and added,

"Of course, it's not like this when the soul is born, but our Underworld Entry-Exit Administration casts a spell on every reincarnated ghost, so as to facilitate the management of newly dead souls in the world."

"You take this girl's soul back and stuff it into her body again, and her soul consciousness will naturally recover, no need for you to do anything."

"Thank you, brother." Lian Ge smiled 'shyly' again, then stood up immediately, and walked towards the little girl Liu Yan who was still in a daze.

Lian Ge stretched out his hand directly, and took the little girl's hand,

According to the records of "Mysterious Common Sense", the Lian family can directly contact ghosts when they open their eyes.

Seeing that his hand did not go through, Lian Ge smiled slightly,

"Brother Xue, then I'll go first." Lian Ge held the hand of the little girl's soul, looked at King Xue who was still half leaning on the seat, and said goodbye,

"Hurry up and get out." Xue Wang said in a nonchalant manner, "You are a living person with no mana at all. You are looking for death in the underworld."

Hearing this, Lian Ge smiled slightly, then turned around and walked out of the office.

As soon as he walked to the door, Lian Ge seemed to think of something, and couldn't help turning around and asking,

"Brother, your surname is Xue, right? Brother, you can't be...the Wheel-Turning King, right?"

"What kind of wheel-running king, vulgar! Do you understand the person in charge of the Exit-Entry Administration?" Xue Wang scolded with a smile, "If you still want to go, if you continue to dawdle, you might as well not go, just stay with me, I will I will give you the position of deputy director."

"It's better to say goodbye, I died at such a young age, it's not nice to say it." Lian Ge smiled shyly again,

"Next time, next time I'll come and talk to you brother."

"Then hurry up and get out."

"Go away..."

"Remember to charge a higher price next time, it's a disgrace to the Lian family. Also, remember not to forget my two cigarettes, or I will throw you in the frying pan next time."

……

Hearing Xue Wang's voice behind him, Lian Ge didn't look back and stop, waved his hand, and took the soul of the little girl Liu Yan out of the entry-exit management office of the underworld.

I don't know if it's the hell that has entered the 5G era or what, the news seems to spread quickly,

I didn't pay attention when I came, but when I left, every time Lian Ge passed by an official of the underworld, the official of the underworld in black formal attire would stamp their feet, and then bow to Lian Ge to salute.

"Meet the Celestial Master... Meet the Celestial Master..."

All the way from the Exit-Entry Administration Office of the Underworld to the Fengdu Chengbei Bus Terminal on the side, at first Lian Ge returned smiles and greetings to everyone who greeted him, but at the end, Lian Ge's face was a little stiff, and he could only move his feet. Without stopping, nodding to everyone who greeted,

And even so, the officials of the underworld who greeted Lian Ge still enjoyed it.

This also made Lian Ge truly feel the influence of the Lian family, or the celestial master of the Lian family, in the underworld.

Chapter 14 Using blood as a guide to bring the dead back to life

Prefectural Exit-Entry Administration Office, responsible person's office.

Watching Lian Ge's figure disappear, sensing Lian Ge's stepping into the Fengdu bus terminal, Xue Wangcai withdrew his attention,

"The 120th generation descendant of the Lian family, Lian Ge?" Xue Wang smiled and shook his head, "I hope this kid won't really have to use the soles of his shoes to call me in the face."

Smiling, King Xue's figure flashed, turning into a black mist lingering with Yin Qi, and disappeared on the seat.

……

On the other side, Lian Ge also took the soul of the little girl Liu Yan into Fengdu Bus Terminal.

After rejecting the proposal of the person in charge of Fengdu Bus Terminal to provide a special car, Lian Ge took the little girl by the hand and boarded the No. 444 bus again.

Only this time, the driver was no longer Xue Wang, the person in charge of the Exit and Entry Administration of the Underworld, but an ordinary hearse driver.

"Tianshi, shall we leave now?" The hearse driver turned around and asked Lian Ge.

"Let's go." Lian Ge nodded.

After the voice fell, the No. 444 bus started, and after slowly driving out of the bus stop, it began to accelerate rapidly on the road of the underworld.

Lian Ge, who found a place to sit down with the little girl at random, looked at the scene inside the No. 444 bus, feeling a little bit emotional,

Unlike the dense crowd of ghosts when they came, there are only the driver, Lian Ge and the little girl on the No. 444 bus going back now.

"That's right. Since ancient times, I have only seen people die in the world, but I never heard of ghosts from the underworld turning back." Lian Ge murmured to himself, and cast his gaze out of the car window.

Accompanied by the speeding of the bus, the No. 444 bus departing from Fengdu drove out of Fengdu City all the way, passed the Naihe Bridge, Huangquan Road, and finally passed the Guimenguan toll station.

As when you came, return to the world again,

Looking at the gradually familiar scene outside the car window, Lian Ge looked down at the 'mysterious common sense' who was still in his arms, and couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional,

The ancestor really didn't lie to him this time,

Going to the underworld to bring people back is really as simple as it is recorded in the book, take a car to go, take a car back, find the person in charge of the entry-exit management office of the underworld, and just ask for the person.

"Hey, it's all Yu Yin from my ancestors. I obviously brought someone back from the underworld, but I still want it from the King of Hades, but I don't have any sense of accomplishment."

Lian Ge whispered to himself, feeling that other people's systems are self-employed, and his own system allows him to inherit the family property.

It's like playing a game. Just after leaving Novice Village, you find yourself invincible.

There is simply no challenge, no gaming experience.

"But what can be done, who made the ancestors so strong... Tsk tsk tsk." Feeling emotional, a smile appeared on the corner of Lian Ge's mouth, and the more he wanted to smile, the deeper the smile became.

……

While Lian Ge was recalling the trip to the underworld, the No. 444 bus that drove out of the Guimenguan toll gate also drove into the county seat of Yanhu County after a while.

"Tianshi, where are you going? I'll take you there directly?" The hearse driver turned his pale face and asked Lian Ge with a smile on his face.

"Just send me to the Tudi Temple bus station." Lian Ge raised his head again, looked at the hearse driver and said.

"Okay, Heavenly Master..."


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