I, the silver superman, am promoted to omniscience and omnipotence
Chapter 181
Diana's words quieted the audience, and the Flash explained to Green Lantern with great interest what had happened during this time.
Green Lantern listened carefully, the more he listened, the more frightened he became, his pupils dilated, and his face was full of disbelief.
......
After understanding everything, Green Lantern was nervous and exclaimed: "So, he killed the evil guys, but the way is too bad, and he is essentially a superhero?" "
Suddenly felt that Luthor deserved to die, he only felt that he had killed well, and if he hadn't made Doom Day, the city would not have suffered heavy losses."
Batman glanced at this green lantern who looked like a stunned man, startled, and said lightly: "Idiot!
Green Lantern was furious: "Who do you say, stinky bat!" "
It's really a big bat gut to rush over and teach this mortal-body Batman, who dares to intervene in such a catastrophic accident without any superpowers."
Batman ignored him, quietly thinking about Clark's oddities, he always felt that Clark had changed, but he couldn't come up with evidence, and he couldn't say where the problem was.
Wonder Woman stops Green Lantern and prevents the two from arguing.
Everyone on Ye Ritian's side was stronger than them, which brought psychological pressure to everyone, even if they were all extraordinary people, extraordinary heroes standing at the peak of human beings, at this moment, they still felt a sense of shock and unease.
Deadpool cut off the heat of Doom Day's hot sight, Hulk fancy hanging Doom Day, Ye Ritian wiped out Doom Day with a snap of his fingers, leaving only the last green man beside him without making a move.
But presumably it is only strong and not weak, no matter which one is opposed, none of you here has the confidence to defeat them.
The Earth superheroes can only watch Ye Ritian's success in killing Luthor and retreat, they feel deep decadence, powerlessness and frustration are amplified, and they watch him disappear in the fairy ship. It is not known where they went.
Green Lantern came to Batman's side, hooked up his shoulders, completely forgot the unpleasantness of the two before, and said with a familiar
look: "Batman, I want to hear your plan, you are the smartest in our brains, there must be a plan, right?"
Batman raised his eyebrows, reached out and slapped off Green Lantern's mean hand, and said expressionlessly: "Sorry, I don't have a plan!" "
He really has no plan, Ye Ritian's group is too powerful, everyone is superhuman, it is to crush Superman and Doom Day to beat their existence.
The only thing he could think of was Ye Ritian's rhetoric when he appeared and announced to the whole world, he could only guess that the other party would leave the earth sooner or later, it seemed that this universe was very unpeaceful, and there were many forces.
The Flash was taken aback: "No, even you can't help it, that silver superman Ye Ritian, it's really lawless!" Helpless
against Batman, the Flash realized that this time the enemy was beyond any villain he had faced before, and unlike before, this was a powerful superman who could dominate the earth. I would like to call him a native of the motherland!
Looking at everyone, Wonder Woman thoughtfully suggested: "Everyone, I think we can set up an organization to defend against aliens who may come to Earth again at any time in the future and protect our hometown!" "
She wants to assemble, everyone present is a superpower, scattered into a group, how to do it, to gather together, to defend the earth together, there are many people and great power."
Batman squinted his eyes and thought: "The earth is becoming more and more turbulent and dangerous, and we really have to form a protective measure to deal with world-class disasters, and our team is called the Justice League!"
Everyone agreed: "No problem!
Wonder Woman remembered someone and said, "Bring Superman Clark and Aquaman in!"
Batman sneered, "That's a must!"
The Flash wondered, "Will they agree to join?" Batman
said indifferently: "Yes, I dare to pack a ticket, do you believe me or Ye Ritian?" He
knew very well that with Superman, many troubles on Earth could be made simple. Now everyone on Earth knows that this planet is Superman's second home, because his hometown of Krypton has perished, and Clark's living on this planet is equivalent to tying him to Earth.
Since he binds the family, then he naturally will not sit idly by and allow alien aliens to invade the earth.
Green Lantern was puzzled again, and walked over to Batman: "If they don't show up this time, and Superman Clark is not willing to sacrifice himself to take the kryptonite spear to kill Doom Day, how can you defeat Doom Day?" "
If Superman is not willing to die with it, then how can they defeat Doomsday? How can the earth save itself?
The Flash cried with a sad face: "It's a good question for you, don't ask next time!" "
......
"You asked me this, I don't know, I'm not sure!" Wonder Woman said with a solemn face, she was not sure of fighting to the death to kill Doom Day.
In fact, her fears are correct, in the original doomsday death throes and Superman is consumed with it, the two people end the curtain together, bone spurs pierce Superman's heart, the body of steel is a joke, of course, there are factors weakened by kryptonite, but it cannot be denied that Superman is powerful.
Not to mention the female warrior Diana of the Amazon, would it be better if she took a kryptonite spear to stab Doomsday? Obviously, it won't, how can she resist the dying counterattack of the Doomsday Day, even if she dies, she will take one away, powerful as Superman will not be killed.
Quiet!
Seeing that Batman did not make a sound, Green Lantern was not satisfied, but he specifically reminded him in response to his question
: "Old Bat, you haven't spoken yet, I want to hear your point of view more than them!" "
Ugh!
Green Lantern, don't say, others are also very interested, everyone has set their eyes on Batman, waiting for his statement, they all want to hear how this wise brain will decide.
Batman raised his head and glanced at the fool-like opponent, dealing with Green Lantern was much easier than he was against the Joker.
Not caring about what he called himself, Batman calmly said
, "According to my calculations, if Ye Ritian does not appear, Superman is unwilling to sacrifice himself to save the metropolis and the earth, and let the day of destruction continue to destroy, that situation is impossible, if this situation shows that he only wants to have the heart to be a superhero, but does not want to sacrifice himself to save the world." Very good, this situation wants Superman to shoot, can only let the people he cares about persuade him, let him take the initiative to sacrifice himself and die with the day of destruction, if he is still unwilling to make a move, and no one can force him, then the earth will have no place, the city is gone, all creatures and ecological environments are destroyed by the day of destruction, the earth is in danger, human beings can not survive, the people he cares about girlfriends and mothers will be restricted, in order to avoid this situation, Superman will definitely intervene, 80% on the side of humans! If he is not willing to sacrifice his life to fight with the Day of Doom at this point, then it can only be said that he does not want to save the world, and there is no one who cares, then I can't help it!
"This way!" Everyone nodded, and the analysis made sense.
Batman continued: "The situation you said is impossible, don't be blind to your reverie!" Even if Superman does not save the world, I have a plan A to deal with this disaster, I still have plan B after the failure of plan A, it doesn't matter if plan B fails, I still have plan C and plan D, preventing the failure of plan C, I expect the shortcomings of plan D, and at the same time prepare plan E, after ...!
One after another voices interrupted Batman's story, and they finally couldn't help it.
"Ah, stop, stop!"
"Stop, Dark Knight, say no more!"
"I can see clearly, stinky bat, you are actually this kind of person!"
The Flash, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman looked at Batman with a shocked face, what kind of brain are you?? So many plans have been prepared.
Green Lantern sighed again: "I remember what I said last time, I found that you are a very sinister and cunning, full of calculations, no superpowers and can't fly, but the brain is really good, or what is your superpower?"
"We feel the same way!"
The rest nodded their heads in agreement.
Batman said lightly: "You guys have won the prize, I don't have any superpowers, the peace of the earth depends on everyone, I just have a little more money!" None
of the people present were fools, Batman's words meant something, and he could immediately hear that his words meant more US dollars.
Everyone was stunned: "Banknote ability? What a superpower this is!
Green Lantern scoffed: "Cut! That's it?
Batman was unfazed, didn't care, and said lightly: "If Superman is not willing to sacrifice himself to save the earth, in fact, I have one last big killing plan!" "
Oh?!
"What big killing plan?"
This attracted everyone's curiosity.
Batman showed a strange smile and muttered, "Cry! Coquetry, misery, bitter meat scheme, if Superman does not make a move, we will cry, beg him, pester him, quarrel with him, and when he is impatient, he will definitely strike! "
So, are you kidding me?
Wonder Woman also smiled lightly and said lightly: "Are you sure he will make a move?" "
Whether he can't help but shoot to death you flies buzzing in his ears, or let Doom Day go alone, I'm afraid it will be unknown when the time comes, and you actually want to morally kidnap Superman, you are so daring."
The Flash froze instantly: "Batman, I didn't expect you to be such a person?!" "
I only feel that the other party's image in my heart has collapsed, Batman, you can actually come up with such a vicious trick."
Green Lantern felt the same way: "That's right, Flash Boy, I didn't expect this stinky bat to do such a thing, actually using crying and coquettishness to force Superman to sacrifice himself, using the flood of earthlings' compassion to win his pity, playing tricks must be your Batman to come up with this trick!" "
Suddenly I feel that this mortal is dangerous, no less than the villains in the universe.
Batman's face was indifferent, and he said disdainfully: "Your vision is too narrow, what's so surprising about crying, and I The Dark Knight can't do it?" You don't inquire about my name in Gotham either! "
Just kidding, and what I can't do with Batman?? You are still too young and ignorant to know the dangers of society.
............
A few days later
, the world fell silent, and the news of Ye Ritian's group seemed to have disappeared, and there was no news.
But the Justice League-led Batman, Superman, and Diana three people know that the man has not disappeared, but is hiding in a certain void on the earth, staring at the earth, they do not know what their purpose is, and can only passively wait for them to appear.
On this day
, the fairy ship came from the beautiful song of the East, "Beauty Scroll" This is the robot of the ship fairy illusion came out, in order to better serve the owner and take care of the fairy ship, as a housekeeper, she made a body, with artificial intelligence carrying program entity to appear in action.
"A white robe, plum blossom tears
, a landscape reflecting
a red dust, Dumerihua red eyes, eyebrows
, how to ask, a finger orchid, for whom to keep
the green mountain, often accompanied by green water
swallows, is already a South flying
beauty picture scroll
, a trace of blue gray remains, sighing Yu Mei
..."
The ears are full of ancient style type of pleasant fairy music, from the butler's mechanical body parts, Ye Ritian sat on the sofa in the ship, his face full of admiration, "It's better to listen to native language songs, in the Western world every day to speak American language, almost can't say Chinese, maybe the next world can consider going to my eastern world to play!" Deadpool
complained: "If you can't appreciate it, can you put English?" Starry
Sky was wearing a pure white costume Han costume, with a small amount of flush bangs on her forehead, delicate facial features, snow-white skin, she glanced at Deadpool and said angrily: "You are a, if you can't understand Chinese songs, then learn, how have Chinese learned recently?" "
Poof!
Seeing that Deadpool was scolded, Xingchen covered his mouth and chuckled: "Even if Deadpool understands, he can't appreciate the charm of the ancient style, he is a Westerner, there is no long ancient history over there, so he doesn't understand the ancient intellectual beauty of our East!" Deadpool
looked at the starry sky with fear, and this woman with a face like the stars gave herself a faint sense of danger, a sense of unknown beyond all specifications and concepts.
The two are just like twins, but their personalities are completely different, this woman named Starry Sky scolds herself at every turn, and is extremely difficult to get along with.
Deadpool frowned and hurriedly answered her words, "Learned... Almost! He still didn't understand Chinese, Chinese was too broad and profound.
For example
, a customer: "How much is tofu?" Boss
: "Two pieces."
Customer: "Two pieces in one?" Boss
: "A piece." Customer
: "Two pieces a piece?" Boss
: "Two pieces." Customer
: "Is it two pieces or two pieces." Boss
: "It's two pieces in one." Customer
: "That's five cents!" Boss
: "you, don't sell you!" All confused Lao Tzu! "
So the question is, how exactly do you sell tofu? Deadpool feels like his head is going to crack, what the hell is Chinese!
Oh my god !
And that "convenient..." Seeing
that Deadpool's soul was not reluctant, Ye Ritian said in a loud voice: "Learn slowly, Chinese is broad and profound, as for the song, what you want to listen to and put it yourself, I don't care...!"
"Good!"!
Deadpool nodded, and then searched for songs on the butler's intelligent artificial machine, browsed it, and asked it to switch the interface, and the songs in it were all songs that Ye Ritian combined with his past life and the two worlds of the earth in this life, all of which were embodied by reality gems.
Deadpool finds a few songs that he doesn't know, That Girl, See You Again, Love is gone, Victory, On My Own...
Deadpool listened for a while full of excitement, full of fighting spirit, only felt full of blood, the song inexplicably gave him endless combat power blessings, to Ye Ritian, who hugged left and right
, "These songs are so good, I don't know why, when I hear the song On my own, I can't suppress the surging feelings in my heart, my boiling heart is burning..."
Ye Ritian interrupted that he still had to watch TV with his two wives.
"Alright!" Deadpool nodded helplessly, he wanted to share his joy with him, but he didn't expect the other party to be uninterested.
He glanced at the other party's movies and televisions, all of which were zombie and did not understand, the same as Western vampires and zombies.
They are all living dead who suck human blood.
From time to time on the big screen, there are generals, God you, Yamamoto Kazuo and other names, in what Hongxi Village..., I don't know what to watch is a zombie, not old and immortal, set heaven and earth grievances and anger are born... Oriental characteristics?
"If I hadn't learned a little oriental language recently, I would have almost not understood what they were saying!"
Deadpool shook his head, not interested, got up and went to find Hulk, who was training muscles in the gym, and as for the second product of the incredible person, he was sleeping.
Leave the three of Ye Ritian in the living room and watch TV.
Seeing that Deadpool was gone, the stars beside him became bold, leaning on her husband's shoulder, Ye Ritian was inexplicably restless, touching the other party's blown skin cheeks, and said lightly
, "There are no outsiders, we can do some indescribable things!"
Suddenly, the two girls thought of the picture that was not suitable for children, Starry Sky's face was slightly red, glanced at Ye Ritian, and scolded angrily: "You are a pervert, you actually want to be here..."
Xingchen was also slightly angry, his face appeared red, his fair face was very cute, exuding a youthful and beautiful atmosphere, and the girl's heart was stirring: "What are you talking nonsense, there are so many outsiders here!" "
To them, Deadpool and the Unthinkable, Hulk is truly an outsider. Not to mention doing this kind of thing on the sofa in the living room ...,, it was so disgusting and embarrassing that she could hardly accept it.
"Hey, what are you thinking, I just want you to see if my newly grabbed lighter is lit...!" Ye Ritian said depressedly.
He took out the ultimate eraser from his trouser pocket, put it in front of them, glanced at it, and took it back, showing a luxury cigar smoking, if you want to say where this lighter came from, of course, it was robbed of the next door to swallow the star.
Syllable!
Pulling the trigger and lighting the cigarette, taking a sharp breath and spitting out the smoke ring, Ye Ritian frowned: "This cigar is not a drop, this smell... Too choking, not used to smoking, or change the brand to smoke! "
Can't waste, after smoking the cigar in one breath, he took out a pack of Hibiscus King Smoke, tore open the package, picked up a cigarette and lit it!
Syllable!
The two women were stunned, it turned out that I thought too much ??
Xingchen covered his nose and covered the smell of smoke with his hand, fanned lightly with his hand, and had a small complaint to the husband who smoked, and said angrily: "Can you stop smoking, this smell is too big, what do you smoke when you are so powerful!"
Ye Ritian wondered, "Can't you be strong enough to do what you want?" "
It's just smoking, what's there!
Tang Monk is not also smoking, and Sun Wukong.
"Hmph, I won't let you smoke!"
Xingchen sat up, seeing that he couldn't scare him, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, stretched out his green hand, snatched the cigarette from his mouth on the ground, threw it into the trash, and finished it in one go.
Ye Ritian was dumbfounded, do you want to be so strong?!!
"Is this what you mean by whether the lighter is on or not?? That's it? The system starry sky taunt value is full, and the eyes are full of disdain.
What kind of garbage is the ultimate eraser, compare with her!
I thought he wanted to do something bad, but I didn't expect to show me this, and my mentality collapsed....
Syllable!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she grabbed Ye Ritian's waist and twisted it hard, desperately, her chest rose and fell up, the waves were turbulent, and the full clothes were about to come out, and she said angrily: "You said that there are no outsiders, and you can do unspeakable things is this??" "
For half a day you're just showing me your newly stolen lighter, really!
Hiss!
Ye Ritian gasped, hurriedly turned around to deal with the starry sky, this crazy woman, the pain in the flesh on her waist hit, the pain of piercing the heart, is this the power of the system? This is not scientific?!
"No, no, smoking is a whim, kissing you is the real purpose!" Ye Ritian hurriedly broke away from the claws of the starry sky, got up and kissed the lips of the starry sky with a thunderous momentum, and kissed the seductive little mouth of the starry star, and then slipped away, leaving the two stunned girls.
............
Starry Sky's face was full of shock, his brain was blank, and he briefly lost control of his limbs, sitting there incredulously: "I... Just now this is... What's wrong?! Starry
Sky touched the remaining Yuwen's lips, remembering what had just happened, even she didn't expect the other party to be so lsp, so bold and bold as to attack without any clue.
The clear eyes were all shy and shy at this time, and they had a mixture of love and hate in their hearts, slightly happy, and scolded angrily:
"This bastard, kissed yourself?!" And at that moment, the tongue actually stuck out ... Ahhh! Damn it! Instantly
blushed, angrily stomped her foot lightly, her cheeks were red, she didn't object to him, but she didn't expect it to be so soon, she couldn't help but lick her lips, where his taste remained, and her lips and teeth were fragrant.
Green Lantern listened carefully, the more he listened, the more frightened he became, his pupils dilated, and his face was full of disbelief.
......
After understanding everything, Green Lantern was nervous and exclaimed: "So, he killed the evil guys, but the way is too bad, and he is essentially a superhero?" "
Suddenly felt that Luthor deserved to die, he only felt that he had killed well, and if he hadn't made Doom Day, the city would not have suffered heavy losses."
Batman glanced at this green lantern who looked like a stunned man, startled, and said lightly: "Idiot!
Green Lantern was furious: "Who do you say, stinky bat!" "
It's really a big bat gut to rush over and teach this mortal-body Batman, who dares to intervene in such a catastrophic accident without any superpowers."
Batman ignored him, quietly thinking about Clark's oddities, he always felt that Clark had changed, but he couldn't come up with evidence, and he couldn't say where the problem was.
Wonder Woman stops Green Lantern and prevents the two from arguing.
Everyone on Ye Ritian's side was stronger than them, which brought psychological pressure to everyone, even if they were all extraordinary people, extraordinary heroes standing at the peak of human beings, at this moment, they still felt a sense of shock and unease.
Deadpool cut off the heat of Doom Day's hot sight, Hulk fancy hanging Doom Day, Ye Ritian wiped out Doom Day with a snap of his fingers, leaving only the last green man beside him without making a move.
But presumably it is only strong and not weak, no matter which one is opposed, none of you here has the confidence to defeat them.
The Earth superheroes can only watch Ye Ritian's success in killing Luthor and retreat, they feel deep decadence, powerlessness and frustration are amplified, and they watch him disappear in the fairy ship. It is not known where they went.
Green Lantern came to Batman's side, hooked up his shoulders, completely forgot the unpleasantness of the two before, and said with a familiar
look: "Batman, I want to hear your plan, you are the smartest in our brains, there must be a plan, right?"
Batman raised his eyebrows, reached out and slapped off Green Lantern's mean hand, and said expressionlessly: "Sorry, I don't have a plan!" "
He really has no plan, Ye Ritian's group is too powerful, everyone is superhuman, it is to crush Superman and Doom Day to beat their existence.
The only thing he could think of was Ye Ritian's rhetoric when he appeared and announced to the whole world, he could only guess that the other party would leave the earth sooner or later, it seemed that this universe was very unpeaceful, and there were many forces.
The Flash was taken aback: "No, even you can't help it, that silver superman Ye Ritian, it's really lawless!" Helpless
against Batman, the Flash realized that this time the enemy was beyond any villain he had faced before, and unlike before, this was a powerful superman who could dominate the earth. I would like to call him a native of the motherland!
Looking at everyone, Wonder Woman thoughtfully suggested: "Everyone, I think we can set up an organization to defend against aliens who may come to Earth again at any time in the future and protect our hometown!" "
She wants to assemble, everyone present is a superpower, scattered into a group, how to do it, to gather together, to defend the earth together, there are many people and great power."
Batman squinted his eyes and thought: "The earth is becoming more and more turbulent and dangerous, and we really have to form a protective measure to deal with world-class disasters, and our team is called the Justice League!"
Everyone agreed: "No problem!
Wonder Woman remembered someone and said, "Bring Superman Clark and Aquaman in!"
Batman sneered, "That's a must!"
The Flash wondered, "Will they agree to join?" Batman
said indifferently: "Yes, I dare to pack a ticket, do you believe me or Ye Ritian?" He
knew very well that with Superman, many troubles on Earth could be made simple. Now everyone on Earth knows that this planet is Superman's second home, because his hometown of Krypton has perished, and Clark's living on this planet is equivalent to tying him to Earth.
Since he binds the family, then he naturally will not sit idly by and allow alien aliens to invade the earth.
Green Lantern was puzzled again, and walked over to Batman: "If they don't show up this time, and Superman Clark is not willing to sacrifice himself to take the kryptonite spear to kill Doom Day, how can you defeat Doom Day?" "
If Superman is not willing to die with it, then how can they defeat Doomsday? How can the earth save itself?
The Flash cried with a sad face: "It's a good question for you, don't ask next time!" "
......
"You asked me this, I don't know, I'm not sure!" Wonder Woman said with a solemn face, she was not sure of fighting to the death to kill Doom Day.
In fact, her fears are correct, in the original doomsday death throes and Superman is consumed with it, the two people end the curtain together, bone spurs pierce Superman's heart, the body of steel is a joke, of course, there are factors weakened by kryptonite, but it cannot be denied that Superman is powerful.
Not to mention the female warrior Diana of the Amazon, would it be better if she took a kryptonite spear to stab Doomsday? Obviously, it won't, how can she resist the dying counterattack of the Doomsday Day, even if she dies, she will take one away, powerful as Superman will not be killed.
Quiet!
Seeing that Batman did not make a sound, Green Lantern was not satisfied, but he specifically reminded him in response to his question
: "Old Bat, you haven't spoken yet, I want to hear your point of view more than them!" "
Ugh!
Green Lantern, don't say, others are also very interested, everyone has set their eyes on Batman, waiting for his statement, they all want to hear how this wise brain will decide.
Batman raised his head and glanced at the fool-like opponent, dealing with Green Lantern was much easier than he was against the Joker.
Not caring about what he called himself, Batman calmly said
, "According to my calculations, if Ye Ritian does not appear, Superman is unwilling to sacrifice himself to save the metropolis and the earth, and let the day of destruction continue to destroy, that situation is impossible, if this situation shows that he only wants to have the heart to be a superhero, but does not want to sacrifice himself to save the world." Very good, this situation wants Superman to shoot, can only let the people he cares about persuade him, let him take the initiative to sacrifice himself and die with the day of destruction, if he is still unwilling to make a move, and no one can force him, then the earth will have no place, the city is gone, all creatures and ecological environments are destroyed by the day of destruction, the earth is in danger, human beings can not survive, the people he cares about girlfriends and mothers will be restricted, in order to avoid this situation, Superman will definitely intervene, 80% on the side of humans! If he is not willing to sacrifice his life to fight with the Day of Doom at this point, then it can only be said that he does not want to save the world, and there is no one who cares, then I can't help it!
"This way!" Everyone nodded, and the analysis made sense.
Batman continued: "The situation you said is impossible, don't be blind to your reverie!" Even if Superman does not save the world, I have a plan A to deal with this disaster, I still have plan B after the failure of plan A, it doesn't matter if plan B fails, I still have plan C and plan D, preventing the failure of plan C, I expect the shortcomings of plan D, and at the same time prepare plan E, after ...!
One after another voices interrupted Batman's story, and they finally couldn't help it.
"Ah, stop, stop!"
"Stop, Dark Knight, say no more!"
"I can see clearly, stinky bat, you are actually this kind of person!"
The Flash, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman looked at Batman with a shocked face, what kind of brain are you?? So many plans have been prepared.
Green Lantern sighed again: "I remember what I said last time, I found that you are a very sinister and cunning, full of calculations, no superpowers and can't fly, but the brain is really good, or what is your superpower?"
"We feel the same way!"
The rest nodded their heads in agreement.
Batman said lightly: "You guys have won the prize, I don't have any superpowers, the peace of the earth depends on everyone, I just have a little more money!" None
of the people present were fools, Batman's words meant something, and he could immediately hear that his words meant more US dollars.
Everyone was stunned: "Banknote ability? What a superpower this is!
Green Lantern scoffed: "Cut! That's it?
Batman was unfazed, didn't care, and said lightly: "If Superman is not willing to sacrifice himself to save the earth, in fact, I have one last big killing plan!" "
Oh?!
"What big killing plan?"
This attracted everyone's curiosity.
Batman showed a strange smile and muttered, "Cry! Coquetry, misery, bitter meat scheme, if Superman does not make a move, we will cry, beg him, pester him, quarrel with him, and when he is impatient, he will definitely strike! "
So, are you kidding me?
Wonder Woman also smiled lightly and said lightly: "Are you sure he will make a move?" "
Whether he can't help but shoot to death you flies buzzing in his ears, or let Doom Day go alone, I'm afraid it will be unknown when the time comes, and you actually want to morally kidnap Superman, you are so daring."
The Flash froze instantly: "Batman, I didn't expect you to be such a person?!" "
I only feel that the other party's image in my heart has collapsed, Batman, you can actually come up with such a vicious trick."
Green Lantern felt the same way: "That's right, Flash Boy, I didn't expect this stinky bat to do such a thing, actually using crying and coquettishness to force Superman to sacrifice himself, using the flood of earthlings' compassion to win his pity, playing tricks must be your Batman to come up with this trick!" "
Suddenly I feel that this mortal is dangerous, no less than the villains in the universe.
Batman's face was indifferent, and he said disdainfully: "Your vision is too narrow, what's so surprising about crying, and I The Dark Knight can't do it?" You don't inquire about my name in Gotham either! "
Just kidding, and what I can't do with Batman?? You are still too young and ignorant to know the dangers of society.
............
A few days later
, the world fell silent, and the news of Ye Ritian's group seemed to have disappeared, and there was no news.
But the Justice League-led Batman, Superman, and Diana three people know that the man has not disappeared, but is hiding in a certain void on the earth, staring at the earth, they do not know what their purpose is, and can only passively wait for them to appear.
On this day
, the fairy ship came from the beautiful song of the East, "Beauty Scroll" This is the robot of the ship fairy illusion came out, in order to better serve the owner and take care of the fairy ship, as a housekeeper, she made a body, with artificial intelligence carrying program entity to appear in action.
"A white robe, plum blossom tears
, a landscape reflecting
a red dust, Dumerihua red eyes, eyebrows
, how to ask, a finger orchid, for whom to keep
the green mountain, often accompanied by green water
swallows, is already a South flying
beauty picture scroll
, a trace of blue gray remains, sighing Yu Mei
..."
The ears are full of ancient style type of pleasant fairy music, from the butler's mechanical body parts, Ye Ritian sat on the sofa in the ship, his face full of admiration, "It's better to listen to native language songs, in the Western world every day to speak American language, almost can't say Chinese, maybe the next world can consider going to my eastern world to play!" Deadpool
complained: "If you can't appreciate it, can you put English?" Starry
Sky was wearing a pure white costume Han costume, with a small amount of flush bangs on her forehead, delicate facial features, snow-white skin, she glanced at Deadpool and said angrily: "You are a, if you can't understand Chinese songs, then learn, how have Chinese learned recently?" "
Poof!
Seeing that Deadpool was scolded, Xingchen covered his mouth and chuckled: "Even if Deadpool understands, he can't appreciate the charm of the ancient style, he is a Westerner, there is no long ancient history over there, so he doesn't understand the ancient intellectual beauty of our East!" Deadpool
looked at the starry sky with fear, and this woman with a face like the stars gave herself a faint sense of danger, a sense of unknown beyond all specifications and concepts.
The two are just like twins, but their personalities are completely different, this woman named Starry Sky scolds herself at every turn, and is extremely difficult to get along with.
Deadpool frowned and hurriedly answered her words, "Learned... Almost! He still didn't understand Chinese, Chinese was too broad and profound.
For example
, a customer: "How much is tofu?" Boss
: "Two pieces."
Customer: "Two pieces in one?" Boss
: "A piece." Customer
: "Two pieces a piece?" Boss
: "Two pieces." Customer
: "Is it two pieces or two pieces." Boss
: "It's two pieces in one." Customer
: "That's five cents!" Boss
: "you, don't sell you!" All confused Lao Tzu! "
So the question is, how exactly do you sell tofu? Deadpool feels like his head is going to crack, what the hell is Chinese!
Oh my god !
And that "convenient..." Seeing
that Deadpool's soul was not reluctant, Ye Ritian said in a loud voice: "Learn slowly, Chinese is broad and profound, as for the song, what you want to listen to and put it yourself, I don't care...!"
"Good!"!
Deadpool nodded, and then searched for songs on the butler's intelligent artificial machine, browsed it, and asked it to switch the interface, and the songs in it were all songs that Ye Ritian combined with his past life and the two worlds of the earth in this life, all of which were embodied by reality gems.
Deadpool finds a few songs that he doesn't know, That Girl, See You Again, Love is gone, Victory, On My Own...
Deadpool listened for a while full of excitement, full of fighting spirit, only felt full of blood, the song inexplicably gave him endless combat power blessings, to Ye Ritian, who hugged left and right
, "These songs are so good, I don't know why, when I hear the song On my own, I can't suppress the surging feelings in my heart, my boiling heart is burning..."
Ye Ritian interrupted that he still had to watch TV with his two wives.
"Alright!" Deadpool nodded helplessly, he wanted to share his joy with him, but he didn't expect the other party to be uninterested.
He glanced at the other party's movies and televisions, all of which were zombie and did not understand, the same as Western vampires and zombies.
They are all living dead who suck human blood.
From time to time on the big screen, there are generals, God you, Yamamoto Kazuo and other names, in what Hongxi Village..., I don't know what to watch is a zombie, not old and immortal, set heaven and earth grievances and anger are born... Oriental characteristics?
"If I hadn't learned a little oriental language recently, I would have almost not understood what they were saying!"
Deadpool shook his head, not interested, got up and went to find Hulk, who was training muscles in the gym, and as for the second product of the incredible person, he was sleeping.
Leave the three of Ye Ritian in the living room and watch TV.
Seeing that Deadpool was gone, the stars beside him became bold, leaning on her husband's shoulder, Ye Ritian was inexplicably restless, touching the other party's blown skin cheeks, and said lightly
, "There are no outsiders, we can do some indescribable things!"
Suddenly, the two girls thought of the picture that was not suitable for children, Starry Sky's face was slightly red, glanced at Ye Ritian, and scolded angrily: "You are a pervert, you actually want to be here..."
Xingchen was also slightly angry, his face appeared red, his fair face was very cute, exuding a youthful and beautiful atmosphere, and the girl's heart was stirring: "What are you talking nonsense, there are so many outsiders here!" "
To them, Deadpool and the Unthinkable, Hulk is truly an outsider. Not to mention doing this kind of thing on the sofa in the living room ...,, it was so disgusting and embarrassing that she could hardly accept it.
"Hey, what are you thinking, I just want you to see if my newly grabbed lighter is lit...!" Ye Ritian said depressedly.
He took out the ultimate eraser from his trouser pocket, put it in front of them, glanced at it, and took it back, showing a luxury cigar smoking, if you want to say where this lighter came from, of course, it was robbed of the next door to swallow the star.
Syllable!
Pulling the trigger and lighting the cigarette, taking a sharp breath and spitting out the smoke ring, Ye Ritian frowned: "This cigar is not a drop, this smell... Too choking, not used to smoking, or change the brand to smoke! "
Can't waste, after smoking the cigar in one breath, he took out a pack of Hibiscus King Smoke, tore open the package, picked up a cigarette and lit it!
Syllable!
The two women were stunned, it turned out that I thought too much ??
Xingchen covered his nose and covered the smell of smoke with his hand, fanned lightly with his hand, and had a small complaint to the husband who smoked, and said angrily: "Can you stop smoking, this smell is too big, what do you smoke when you are so powerful!"
Ye Ritian wondered, "Can't you be strong enough to do what you want?" "
It's just smoking, what's there!
Tang Monk is not also smoking, and Sun Wukong.
"Hmph, I won't let you smoke!"
Xingchen sat up, seeing that he couldn't scare him, too lazy to talk nonsense with him, stretched out his green hand, snatched the cigarette from his mouth on the ground, threw it into the trash, and finished it in one go.
Ye Ritian was dumbfounded, do you want to be so strong?!!
"Is this what you mean by whether the lighter is on or not?? That's it? The system starry sky taunt value is full, and the eyes are full of disdain.
What kind of garbage is the ultimate eraser, compare with her!
I thought he wanted to do something bad, but I didn't expect to show me this, and my mentality collapsed....
Syllable!
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, she grabbed Ye Ritian's waist and twisted it hard, desperately, her chest rose and fell up, the waves were turbulent, and the full clothes were about to come out, and she said angrily: "You said that there are no outsiders, and you can do unspeakable things is this??" "
For half a day you're just showing me your newly stolen lighter, really!
Hiss!
Ye Ritian gasped, hurriedly turned around to deal with the starry sky, this crazy woman, the pain in the flesh on her waist hit, the pain of piercing the heart, is this the power of the system? This is not scientific?!
"No, no, smoking is a whim, kissing you is the real purpose!" Ye Ritian hurriedly broke away from the claws of the starry sky, got up and kissed the lips of the starry sky with a thunderous momentum, and kissed the seductive little mouth of the starry star, and then slipped away, leaving the two stunned girls.
............
Starry Sky's face was full of shock, his brain was blank, and he briefly lost control of his limbs, sitting there incredulously: "I... Just now this is... What's wrong?! Starry
Sky touched the remaining Yuwen's lips, remembering what had just happened, even she didn't expect the other party to be so lsp, so bold and bold as to attack without any clue.
The clear eyes were all shy and shy at this time, and they had a mixture of love and hate in their hearts, slightly happy, and scolded angrily:
"This bastard, kissed yourself?!" And at that moment, the tongue actually stuck out ... Ahhh! Damn it! Instantly
blushed, angrily stomped her foot lightly, her cheeks were red, she didn't object to him, but she didn't expect it to be so soon, she couldn't help but lick her lips, where his taste remained, and her lips and teeth were fragrant.
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