I Translated the Necronomicon

chapter 25



25. [If the management office doesn’t release the arena right now, you guys are really screwed!!!!]

“W-what?!”

Upon hearing the word “offer,” Deke shook his body vigorously, and the tightly bound curtain was released, granting him freedom.

Deke, who was extremely tense, huddled his body and rolled his eyes left and right.

Offering it to the foreign god.

The mention of the offering brought to mind something for Deke—the incident of that day that he hadn’t had the chance to ask Yoo Dahee about.

Human Sacrifice.

Three bodies.

And the complete destruction of the arena…

The thought of ‘Could it be?’ brushed through Dike’s mind.

“Just in case… about the incident with the arena being destroyed last time…”

“Well… it makes sense to think about it, right? It happened because of calling Great Old One and Atlaq Nacha.”

Adikia, standing beside, also had her mouth slightly agape at Yudahee’s words.

It was thought to be unusual, but it seemed like the one who was more insane than Adikia thought was Dike.

Dike’s mind became complicated.

Disturbing foreign media? No, even before that, being able to refer to foreign media like that…

“…Could it be that the place you went to and came back from was Atlaq Nacha’s dimension?”

If it was a apostle of foreign media, the situation would make sense.

Dike’s eyes sparkled, waiting for Yudahee’s response.

Eyes that discern the truth.

Yudahee, well, with a slight difference, didn’t deny it, considering that she had visited the place where Atlaq Nacha resided, asking for some spider silk.

Even more than that, Yudahee had been to places beyond that.

Always sticking closely with Yog Sothoth, occasionally running errands for Shub Niggurath, and even mediating when Nyarlathotep and Cthuga fought, she traveled to various places, doing all sorts of odd jobs.

Oh, and she had no choice but to translate the slab of Ubo Satla in the meantime.

Truly experiences she didn’t want to go through again.

Of course, Dike, who was unaware of this fact, just knew Yudahee was nodding in agreement and only let out a faint cough sound.

Judahee himself was perfectly calm.

“After all, the Management Department knew everything, and I’ve already finished the story by meeting with the responsible person, Michaela.”

“The Management Department… already finished the story…?”

“Well, we concluded it by not discussing it anymore with the condition of not performing any rituals related to Atlock Nacha again.”

“Wasn’t it because of the gallery that you were arrested back then?!”

That’s a different matter.

In the end, although the Management Department linked the two and proposed the prohibition of consciousness as a way to control Judahee, he was someone who seemed to find it somewhat amusing.

“Then it’s even worse now, isn’t it? Saying you won’t perform any rituals anymore!”

Despite Deke’s protest, Judahee paid no attention, just narrowing the distance while flicking his ears.

This time, Judahee, who chuckled while muttering that he had to fix the flower-stained thoughts in his head in that flower garden, was like that.

“And what I vowed was only about ‘consciousness related to Atlock Nacha,’ I never said I wouldn’t do anything else.”

“Gu-guile!”

Whether he said it or not, Judahee reached out sharply towards Deke, but perhaps due to the determination for escape that was tinged with desperation.

“Ah.”

Unfortunately, he just missed it by a hair’s breadth.

Deke, who had just rushed towards the door, trying to run outside after pushing the sofa aside…

“Do you think I’d let you go so easily?”

There was another goddess right behind Deke, ready to stab a knife into his back as long as the conditions were met.

“Adikia, if I catch Deke, I’ll make a contract with you ‘until the next arena.'”

“…?!”

“You, you! Don’t say another word!”

Our club owner, Adikia, who was taken aback by the sudden transfer proposal, blocked the way with a purple aura flashing in his hands, wondering what on earth this nonsensical offer was.

Even though the condition was set as ‘until the next arena,’ Yudahee would contract with him?

Considering that the place she visited was an alien world, it was a bit of a hurdle… But even taking that into account, Yudahee was an incredibly attractive contractor.

Not only was she already in the top tier in terms of physical specs, but she also achieved a monumental record of winning on her first attempt!

Would anyone let go of such an opportunity…! Rejecting it would only show foolishness!

Adikia watched Yudahee, who had already dealt with him once, and gritted his teeth.

Even Brutus…! How would Caesar feel about this?

“Adikia… this stubborn woman…!”

“What are you saying? I can’t just let go of such a good deal, can I?”

For Adikia, who had already clashed with Yudahee once, this was a desperate situation.

If he missed this contract opportunity, there might not be a third chance for him.

Although the contract with Yudahee had become an absolute advantage for her, there was no discontent.

Besides, didn’t Deke have a personal grudge as well?

“If you want to go, spit out the golden apple you devoured!”

At the same time as the shout, Deke, like an irritated locust, leaped up. Unfortunately, due to his large body, the attack range was too wide.

Adikia, who plunged down below, struck Deke with all his might, directing the blow towards the chest he had not yet taken, releasing pent-up frustration with a powerful slap.

Smack!

Sparks of purple aura splashed in all directions, flowing down Adikia’s entire body.

“Kke-eek!!!”

In a single strike, Deke spat out the end of his cigarette and fell into silence.

Seeing his chest rise and fall, it seemed he wasn’t dead…

Through the torn clothes, a chest with bruised blood seeped through, giving the impression that emotions were expressed properly.

Like treating a cat that had been anesthetized, Adikia raised Deke, who had fainted with his tongue sticking out, as if it were a hunting trophy, lifting him with both hands.

Suppressing a laugh and reveling in the scene was truly… an endlessly ironic situation, one might say.

“Deke, wake up! Bring out the contract! Bring out the arena!”

Adikia shouted loudly.

—–

[If these guys aren’t bastards, what the hell is it, keke]

-The management is seriously complaining in the gallery, is this a true story?

ㄴSeriously keke

ㄴThinking about closing it because it’s annoying after releasing a f*cking irresponsible arena video.

ㄴIt won’t collapse without you. Please…! I’m ranked 13th in the waiting list…!

ㄴIf you’re 13th, you still have a long way to go, right? Just because he dropped out doesn’t mean that’s it?

ㄴThe back number is currently caught at 9999+?

ㄴShe was a fairy kekeke

[Announcement!!!!]

-It’s a lie

-Gabriel is laughing and flipping the bird.jpg

ㄴHang this bastard every month, damn it

ㅡActivation of the Gonic Tracker… As the planet is specified, you bastards, I’m coming to kill you.

[If the management doesn’t reveal the arena right now, you guys are really screwed!!!!]

-So I’ve revealed it.

-Arena Season 2 Release Guide.jpg

ㅡUh… What the hell is this? Is it real?

ㅡOf course it’s fake. Why the hell is it real? Do you see the management mark? And there’s also the mark of the Ten Thousand Battles.

ㅡBut why is it written in Maa instead of Shin?

ㅡIt seems like it was first revealed to the demons rather than the gods. Looks like a leaked version.

ㅡNo way, damn it, did we get abandoned?

ㅡMikaela Mamang… I’m cold… open the door….

ㅡBut why is the download count increasing and no one talks about the related story?

ㅡAh, hahahaha. Do you think there’s a kid among the gods who learned Maa as a hipster pick? hahahahaha.

ㅡIt’s like the local Texas redneck KKK shouting in Su Kablut, what are you expecting? hahahaha.

ㅡDamn it, why did you reveal it to the demons first!!! What is the management doing!

“Oh, it’s out.”

Of course, it wasn’t something that concerned Yoo Da-hee.

If anything helps a bit from outer space, even foreign media’s nonsense, Yoo Da-hee is the one who diligently spreads it like wildfire.

And with enough time… considering that there is another great, if not creepy, mentor named Yog, it would be strange not to have acquired it.

The acquisition of Maa, opposite to Shin, is inevitable.

Yog had clearly said that it would be helpful someday…

“…I suppose you haven’t peeked into the future, have you?”

It’s inevitable that doubt lingers, but what can you do?

…As a mere mortal, is there anything else to do but comply?

Because of that, Yudahee could easily read the leaked version without much difficulty, but Adikia, who was beside her, seemed to read it with a stern expression, not casually overlooking it.

Only the overall map of the vast coliseum depicted in the drawings could be discerned…

“It’s quite large… the arena…”

An immense size of 100km x 100km, incomparable to the previous one.

Considering that the previous arena, despite using all the planet’s resources, was only 10km x 10km, it was truly a remarkable improvement.

Correspondingly, various terrains with numerous conditions were added, and teleport points were also added for swift movement.

Ironically, this might result in a faster pace in terms of strategic aspects and game progression speed.

As she continued reading, there was an unexpected change.

“Whoa… this is a bit surprising.”

“Huh? You can read this weird language?”

“I can read, write, and speak—all possible with an SAT score of 800 out of 800.”

Despite appearances, she had become an elite in alien languages. Whether the demon kings had SATs, I’m not sure.

Because of that, she could absorb information faster than others… Even in the gallery, there were those who, with collective intelligence, were translating guides, not entirely unknown.

Among the gradually revealed information, what shocked even the divine was the so-called deletion of the magnetic field.

In the previous match Yudahee participated in… before the magnetic field narrowed, everyone was wiped out. But if someone got stuck in a strange place and started a sit-in protest before the magnetic field narrowed, wouldn’t that be a problem for the battle royale genre?

Naturally, both viewers and participants disliked it, so they tried to solve it by forcibly narrowing the activity area… but in the current new arena, there was no sign of such a thing.

So, there must be new means to counter that.

Let’s slowly read down and reveal the shocking additional information.

– A random demon from the Manmaeon Company will participate directly in the arena with limited power. (Participant’s body proportionate specs)

– Only one participant demon, after a certain time, the demon is released at a designated location and roams the field.

– The demon released from the designated location prioritizes tracking those who have stayed in one area for a long time.

– In addition to the victory condition of being the last one standing in the arena, there is an additional victory condition of defeating the demon.

– If the demon is defeated, the match ends regardless of how many are left in the arena, and the one who defeated the demon becomes the final winner regardless of their remaining rank.

– If multiple people defeat the demon, the ranking is determined by the damage contribution.

– If the demon is not defeated, all remaining participants except the final three will receive -1 point.

-The demon…

The many details written below confirmed that a demon would participate in the arena, and the Divine Galleries were once again set ablaze.

[Demon Battle]

-This is f***ed!

-The demon gripping the planet like squeezing cheese. Webp

-The demon casually eating a supernova that’s about to explode.

ㄴ??????

ㄴWait, isn’t this crazy;;;

ㄴIs this a composite image? Please, please, please tell me it’s a composite.

ㄴComposite ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s a contractually obligated thing… Haven’t seen the demon yet, huh? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴConsidering that the bottom 1/5 of the Milky Way was involved in a conflict with the Manmaeon side, doesn’t the answer come to mind? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴHow the hell do you catch that thing? Damn it.

“Why only look at you, why only look at you, why only look at you? This is apple discrimination, you damn bastards!”


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