I'm A Police Officer, Why Do I Have All These Abnormal Skills?

Chapter 36: Let Others Smell Your Farts



The song is very nice, very nice.

The two girls had never heard anyone sing before.

Ye Qiuchan was surprised and stared at Xiao Yu in surprise.

Hua Qingwu's beautiful eyes sparkled and she looked straight at him.

Their eyes seemed to be looking at a treasure boy.

Not only is he tall and handsome, he is also a policeman.

Not only can he defeat the strongest men in the army, but he can also sing.

Able in literature and martial arts, he seems to know everything.

The closer you get to him, the more you will find that he can always surprise you.

I can't help but wonder what secrets he may have hidden in him.

Want to look forward to more surprises!

The two women looked at each other and made eye contact.

Hua Qingwu: I like him.

Ye Qiuchan:......

Hua Qingwu: We are sisters, you should also like what I like.

Ye Qiuchan:......

Hua Qingwu: When we were young, we promised to be together forever.

Ye Qiuchan: Got it!

Xiao Yu finished singing.

"The Sweetest Love Song" is a song he used to like very much.

Although it is a couple singing duet, the female voice is very suitable for the clip tone.

"Wow, sounds good."

Hua Qingwu hugged his neck, her eyes wide and alluring.

"Good to hear."

Ye Qiuchan also expressed her approval without hesitation.

"As long as it sounds good."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and looked at the fairy in his arms, "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

It is not difficult to see from the performance of the two girls.

The songs he sang have never been heard in today's world.

I just made Hua Qingwu cry, so I'll give it to her as compensation.

"real?"

Hua Qingwu's delicate body suddenly stiffened, and surprise flashed in her peach blossom eyes.

An intoxicating blush filled her charming face, and she couldn't contain her joy and excitement.

Suddenly he lowered his head, opened his pink and red lips, and bit Xiao Yu's lips.

Xiao Yu: (⊙_⊙)

Sure enough, there are too many female gangsters today.

If you don't pay attention, you will be greedy!

After being excited, Hua Qingwu also reacted, and her fair face became flushed.

Not only charming and attractive, but also very shy.

He buried his face into Xiao Yu's neck like an ostrich, feeling too embarrassed to see anyone.

Xiao Yu also blushed and looked aside.

Ye Qiuchan: (¬_¬)

Xiao Yu: ( ̄ω ̄;)

His face was stiff, and the soles of his feet were pressed to the ground in embarrassment.

I almost cut out two bedrooms and one living room!

"have a rest."

Ye Qiuchan stood up and walked towards the bedroom of the back house.

Hua Qingwu also jumped up suddenly and ran away like a deer.

Xiao Yu was left with a dumbfounded look on his face, silently covering his face.

It was obviously me who was being kissed and was being taken advantage of.

Why am I embarrassed instead?

Walking into the bathroom, Xiao Yu prepared to wash up.

But found a problem.

With a plaster splint on my right hand, it was difficult to even wash up, let alone take a shower.

Just as Xiao Yu was scratching his head and considering whether to remove the plaster.

suddenly.

Ye Qiuchan opened the bathroom door and walked in.

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

"Are you having trouble with your hands?"

There was an unearthly coldness on Ye Qiuchan's cheeks, and her expression was indifferent, "I'll help you wash up."

Xiao Yu smiled and shook his head, "No, I..."

A pair of white jade hands stretched out and picked up a toothbrush.

Wet it with warm water first, then apply toothpaste and hand it to him.

Looking at the toothbrush in front of him, Xiao Yu's heart trembled slightly, he took it and brushed his teeth honestly.

"You can't get out in the rain because your arm is in a cast. Let's take a bath."

Ye Qiuchan walked to the bathtub, filled the water, and asked, "Can you take off your clothes?"

"I……"

After spitting out the toothpaste, Xiao Yugang wanted to nod, but took a look at the plaster on his hand and smiled bitterly.

"Let me help you."

Ye Qiuchan raised the corners of her lips and pushed Xiao Yu to the bathtub.

He raised a pair of white jade hands and unbuttoned his shirt.

After taking off her shirt, Ye Qiuchan froze on the spot.

In front of her were eight-pack abs with sculpted lines and an astonishingly low body fat.

The bulging muscles display the masculine beauty that dazzles women.

Looking at that tall and fit body, paired with that handsome face.

A question came into Ye Qiuchan's mind.

How many women can stand up to this figure?

suddenly.

"Qiu Chan, where have you gone?"

Hua Qingwu's coquettish voice sounded outside the bathroom.

Hearing the shout, Ye Qiuchan suddenly came back to his senses, feeling flustered for no reason, and pushed Xiao Yu in a panic.

Xiao Yu:......

His body fell backwards, but his palm grabbed Ye Qiuchan's wrist and brought her down with him.

With a crash, the two of them fell into the bathtub.

In the warm water, they looked at each other silently, soundless than sound.

for a long time.

Ye Qiuchan knelt down and reached out to pull Xiao Yu out of the water.

The two looked at each other in silence again, the silver bottle suddenly broke and water slurry burst out.

"or……"

Xiao Yu felt guilty for a while, "Take a shower together?"

After saying that, he wanted to slap himself.

I feel like a gangster right now.

Ye Qiuchan:......

Looking at him in surprise.

I never expected that Xiao Yu would say such shameless words so openly.

A hint of coldness flashed through her beautiful eyes, "Who do you think you are?"

It's over, it's overturned... Xiao Yu remained silent, "I..."

The more you explain, the more guilty you appear.

Seeing the helpless look of the big boy in front of her, Ye Qiuchan's mouth twitched.

My heart couldn't help but soften.

She put her hands on his chest and pressed the big boy against the back of the bathtub.

Xiao Yu: ( ̄□ ̄)

She wants to push back on me?

An unreal feeling welled up in my heart.

As a result, he thought too much.

Ye Qiuchan picked up the towel outside the bathtub.

Wipe his body and help him bathe.

Like a sister taking care of an injured brother.

The clown is actually myself... Xiao Yu cursed himself in his heart.

Somewhat touched or impulsively, I grabbed her hand.

"Huh?" Ye Qiuchan frowned.

"actually……"

Xiao Yu let go of her hand and dropped his left hand to the plaster splint on his right hand.

Beast form: bear power.

Click!

He smashed the plaster and splint with one hand, revealing his intact arm.

"I don't want to lie to you."

Xiao Yu looked at her seriously, "My arm is healed."

An ancestor once said: Sincerity is the ultimate skill.

result……

Ye Qiuchan's face was covered with frost and she looked at him coldly.

She was angry, the kind that couldn't be coaxed... Xiao Yu had a toothache.

Is sincerity the ultimate skill?

I used to only know that fairy tales are lies.

Now I know that I can’t trust what I read online.

It's me who's stupid!

"sister……"

Xiao Yu held his head obediently, preparing for a beating in a very standard posture, "Can you hit me gently?"

"puff!"

Ye Qiuchan, who was still cold-faced at first, couldn't help laughing and laughed out loud.

He raised his fist and punched his chest, "I'll beat you to death if you lie to me again!"

"knew!"

Xiao Yu chuckled and breathed a sigh of relief.

After the rain, the sky will clear!

"Why did it get better so quickly?"

Ye Qiuchan's jade hand fell on his strong arm, puzzled.

"Maybe everyone's body is different."

Xiao Yu said nonsense seriously: "I am different from ordinary people."

Ye Qiuchan rolled her eyes and stood up.

Already soaked, I walked out of the bathtub.

It wasn't until this moment that Xiao Yu realized that her figure was perfect.

She is over 1.7 meters tall, has a slim waist, and has beautiful and slender legs.

His eyes swept over the other person's upper body.

Xiao Yu was blind.

It seemed like I saw the legendary nuclear bomb.

These breasts are unscientific!

"Do you believe I dug your eyes out?"

Ye Qiuchan narrowed her clear eyes.

The look that was half angry and half angry suddenly came to life.

The ice beauty is alive!

"letter!"

Xiao Yu bowed his head honestly.

This is not cowardice.

This is emergency avoidance, and it is also the thinking mode of adults.

Give each other face!

Looking at the timid boy, Ye Qiuchan wanted to laugh again.

When with him.

More smiles in one day than in the past year.

"Come out quickly after washing, don't catch a cold."

With a warning, Ye Qiuchan walked out of the bathroom.

Xiao Yu slipped and immersed himself in the water.

Ask yourself: You promised Ye Heng not to date other people’s sisters, but what about the integrity between people?

Forget it, fart yourself and let others smell it!

Xiao Yu got up and took a quick shower.

I put on my bathrobe and walked out of the bathroom, walking back to the room where I stayed for the night with ease.

I fell asleep soon after falling on the bed.

I have been too tired from investigating the case these days and have never had a good rest.

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Yu was drifting off to sleep, he felt that there was an extra person on the bed.

The man pinched his nose for a while and pulled his ears for a while.

Still giggling.

It's too much, and you can't let anyone sleep... Xiao Yu stretched out his hand and held the screaming person in his arms.

"It's so annoying, you just know how to bully your sister!"

Hua Qingwu's unique snoring sound sounded in her arms.

"Little ancestor, stop making trouble and let me have a good sleep."

Xiao Yu felt weak, "I haven't had a good sleep in three days."

"Huh?" Hua Qingwu was a little surprised and said it honestly.

She rested her head on his arm obediently and stopped making trouble.

Noon the next day.

When Xiao Yu woke up, he found that an arm was missing.

No, it's not that it's gone, it's that it's completely numb and unconscious.

Open your eyes and look beside you.

Hua Qingwu rested her head on his arm like a pig, drooling and sleeping soundly.

Are you so big-hearted? Are you afraid that I will eat you... Xiao Yu laughed dumbly.

With a grin on his face, he pulled out his arm and placed the pillow under Hua Qingwu's head.

Then he started to shake his unconscious arm.

Numbness, pain, and then a pinprick-like pain.

Gradually regained consciousness.

Damn it, my hands are finally back.

Xiao Yu glanced at the female demon who was still sleeping soundly, then got up and got out of bed.

After washing up, I came to the lobby.

Ye Qiuchan was drinking coffee and looking at the tablet computer, looking very leisurely.

"Sister, don't you own a company?"

Xiao Yu seemed to have forgotten what happened last night, "Why don't you have to go to work?"

"work?"

Ye Qiuchan raised her pretty face, half-smiling but not smiling, "If the boss wants to work, what else do his subordinates do?"

What you said makes sense... Xiao Yu was confused for a long time.

I was so speechless!

Just when the two siblings looked at each other awkwardly.

Sudden.

"Ah, it hurts so much..."

Hua Qingwu's painful cry came from the bedroom.

The expressions of Xiao Yu and Ye Qiuchan changed instantly.

Bang!

The floor beneath his feet shattered, and Xiao Yu flew away like a cannonball...


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