I'm a wizard with a proof from Hogwarts

Chapter 31 Cats and Curry Sticks”



Beyond the galaxies very far away from the Milky Way.

Several spaceships that looked like thick fish were chasing each other among several small galaxies. In the leading spacecraft, an orange cat in the driver's seat who was typing furiously on the keyboard couldn't help but beat it. A hater, he complained to the black cat on the co-pilot: "The opponents have become worse and worse in the past few years. I have almost lost interest in racing boats now."

Wearing sunglasses, Black Cat twisted her sore waist twice, shook her slightly sagging belly, and joked: "Hey, man, was it that your wife's dried fish wasn't crispy enough last night? I’ll introduce you to some girls who are good at work tonight, meow?~”

"Don't worry, it's absolutely professional, meow."

“I don’t need you to do anything, my little sister will automatically meow~”

"Let me tell you, the best cat mint in their store is one of the best in the cat world. Those who have tasted it are said to have been put in vertically and carried out horizontally, meow."

The orange cat who was typing on the keyboard was stunned when he heard these words. A rare tangled expression appeared on the cute cat's face, looking very embarrassed.

Seeing that there was something going on, Black Meow hurriedly tried to increase the intensity of his deception. He wanted to seize the opportunity to lure his friend into the trap and go to the 'Meow Meow Nightclub' together to have fun together in the evening.

But just as he was about to say something, his keen eyesight suddenly noticed something unusual in the surveillance rearview mirror.Several ships that were originally left behind by them have now caught up for some reason, and are just two or three positions behind them!

At this moment, Hei Miao couldn't care less about the 'Miao Miao Nightclub'. There was obviously something wrong with the ships behind him!

But before he could do anything, the spacecraft behind him suddenly launched a ball of yarn that emitted a dazzling blue light towards their ship!

In the fast-speeding spacecraft, the moment they saw the wool ball, the orange and black cats immediately took their hands off the steering wheel and joystick without saying a word. Their faces were pressed against the glass of the cockpit of the spacecraft, and their dripping eyes stared out the window. They watched helplessly as the ball flew past their spaceship and sped away into the distance.

After two seconds of silence...

Orange Meow: "Rub!!! It's a glowing yarn ball! Meow!"

Black cat: "I saw it, meow! Hurry up, step on the accelerator to the bottom, the yarn ball is going to fly far away!!"

Orange Meow: "I know, Meow! Don't rush me! Meow!"

The spacecraft with full power was instantly accelerated by ions and disappeared in place.

In the spaceship that was originally following them, a certain black cat with a scar on his right eye couldn't help but laugh ferociously: "Ha, fight with me, you are still a little green! Meow."

Behind it, the little white cat with an aggrieved look said in a crying voice: "Brother, that is the Meow Star Supreme Deluxe Edition wool ball that we spent 500 years of savings and paid the down payment on a loan..."

The black cat was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. However, when he thought about the background of the boss who asked them to do this job and the benefits he promised, he felt relieved. He waved his paw and said, "Calm down and it will be a big deal." Don’t stick to trivial matters, meow!”

At this moment, the door of the spaceship's cab opened, and a patterned cat ran in in panic and shouted: "Brother! Big brother! It's not good! No!..."

The black cat had a displeased look on his face, slapped him with his backhand, spun him around twice and shouted, "Why are you panicking? You almost scared me to death! Speak slowly, what's going on!?"

The patterned cat covered her face and cried: "Brother...give us the big guy who placed the order!...It..."

Hei Miao was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed excitedly: "Did the boss pay the final payment to us!? Hahaha, young people, tonight at Meow Star Nightclub, the boss is treating me and all the expenses will be paid by me. Black pays the bill! Meow!”

Before it could finish laughing, the patterned cat knelt on the ground and howled: "Brother! The boss was found guilty of corruption and bribery last night and has been arrested! Meow! QAQ"

When it finished speaking, Scarcat, who had been laughing with his hands on his hips and looking up to the sky, froze on the spot. He couldn't catch his breath on the spot. He let out an "uh", his eyes darkened and he passed out.

All the younger brothers: "Big brother! Big brother!..."

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On the other side, the orange cat duo, who chased the yarn ball through several galaxies, unfortunately encountered a star...

Originally, as the cutest and most edible people in the universe, it is basically impossible for them cats (element-devouring beasts) to be afraid of anything. At worst, they just eat when they come. Stuffed into the stomach.

But things are bound to happen. Today, the two of them happened to encounter a dog star disaster that came from the dog star river next door and never happened once in hundreds of billions of years!

Damn, this is okay! ?The two cats immediately rushed forward unconvinced and began to devour Wang Xingnan.However, it turns out that when the strength of both sides is equal, it is a bit difficult for two cats to solve the star problem that can only be solved by swallowing two hundred dogs.

Just like that, without picking up the yarn ball, the two cats were still exhausted and fainted in the star disaster, floating towards the distant galaxy...

Hundreds of years later, a supernova explosion caused the passing star to be disintegrated. Among them, the unconscious Orange Cat was pushed out of the star by the strong thrust generated by the explosion, and somehow entered the solar system.

Then he accidentally got on a meteor and flew into the orbit of the earth and the moon. He was attracted by the earth's gravity and fell to the earth.

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[The preface has been passed, and the book continues from the above].

[Last time, we talked about the battle between Snape and Wang Yang. Wang Yang casually and lightly blocked Snape's special skill, "Shen Feng Wu Ying". Seeing that even his own special skill could not affect the opponent, Snape felt anxious. On this occasion, the spicy old man finally arrived at the scene...]

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Okay, here is the live broadcast of the battle in the Forbidden Forest that our reporter risked his life to record for you viewers!

Just now, the Potions Professor at Hogwarts, Mr. Severus Snape, fought against a young man with a mysterious identity who was suspected of being controlled by the 'Imperius Curse'. The two sides fought with no more than two moves, and the mysterious young man died. He had already forced out Professor Snape's trump card, the Shadowless Curse, without even taking out his wand. How astonishing!

According to the front-line interviews reported by our reporters, judging from the situation at the scene, Professor Snape has little chance of winning. I recommend all friends in front of the TV to place your bets and get rich today!Don't miss this opportunity.

In the Forbidden Forest, the situation at this time seemed slightly embarrassing.

Wang Xiang on the opposite side still had one hand on his back, pointing his sword in front of him. He did not attack and just stared at Snape with a smile.And Snape is currently riding a tiger. Let's talk about fighting. The opponent is obviously stronger than him. It is very likely that he is an old immortal on the same level as Dumbledore, the old monster. He can't even hurt the opponent's clothes with his special moves. , it would be a bit self-defeating to continue fighting.But if you want to say no, there are so many people watching. Apart from other things, the way Mag is looking at him is not right now.

'Damn it Dumbledore, if you don't show up with that turkey of yours, you're going to collect it for us. '

As if he heard his inner call, a huge figure named Mond rushed out of the bushes in the forest, and then an old man with a white beard and a firebird on his shoulders also walked out from behind him.

The people coming were none other than Hagrid, and Dumbledore who came over.Originally, Dumbledore planned to let Fox teleport him over directly, but he didn't know why Fix was in a mood.He had no choice but to leave the castle and use magic to reach Hagrid's hut. After calling Hagrid, the two of them rushed to the Forbidden Forest together.

Seeing Dumbledore appear, both sides knew that the duel was over. Wang Xiang shrugged, indicating that he didn't care.Snape was obviously relieved, but the way he looked at Dumbledore didn't look right...

Dumbledore awkwardly rubbed Fawkes on his shoulders twice, turned around and pretended not to see Snape's resentful little eyes. He first winked at the three Harrys who had feasted their eyes on today and said with a smile: "I don't think you can You’ll want to miss the afternoon class, right?”

Harry hesitated to tell Dumbledore about the thief, but now seemed like a bad time.

So, he asked about Rudy first, and Hermione also asked Dumbledore nervously: "What about Rudy? Professor, won't Rudy go back with us..."

Dumbledore waved his hand and explained to the three of them that Rudy's current situation is a bit complicated. If he wants to, he will tell you himself after a while.

Speaking of which, the trio had no choice but to return to school accompanied by Professor McGonagall and a displeased Snape.

After a few people left, the Forbidden Forest, which had been noisy for a while, became quiet again.

Now only Dumbledore, Hagrid, the smiling Wang Xiang and the shivering Acromantulas were left on the scene.They are so panicked now, there is no one at the scene... What if they are silenced! ?

Hagrid also obviously felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere. He stood up and rubbed his hands with a smile, wanting to beg Wang Xiang to let these Acromantulas go. After all, they were all descendants of Aragog.

Wang Xiang, who was always smiling, waved his hand before Hagrid finished speaking, indicating that the panicked Acromantulas could leave.Hagrid quickly thanked Wang Yiang and waved his big hand to signal the giant spiders to run away, fearing that Wang Yiang would regret it.

The Acromantulas are also clever. They can slip away at a glance. Without saying a word, a large group of Acromantulas immediately escape without a trace, with a speed comparable to a unicorn running at full speed.

Now that things have happened, the three of them are also preparing to leave the Forbidden Forest.Dumbledore originally wanted to ask Wang Xiang if he wanted to continue going back to the library, but at this moment he suddenly frowned, and Fawkes, who was having a bad temper on his shoulder, suddenly raised his head and faced someone in the sky. The direction chirped.

Wang Yang narrowed his eyes slightly, and magic power flowed to his eyes. With the blessing of 'Eagle Eye' and 'Super Long Sight', he saw through the layers of clouds that there was something of unknown shape dragging behind him [-] meters high in the sky. A red flame tail is coming towards here!

Wang Yang said doubtfully: "It seems like something fell from the sky."

In consciousness, Rudy clearly saw the appearance of the unknown object through Wang Xiang's perspective.King Arthur was a man from 2000 years ago, so it’s normal not to recognize this thing, but Rudy does!This thing is clearly a "meteorite" that is close to the size of a large SUV!

And if it were smashed down at its current size and speed, the kinetic energy and shock wave generated by falling to the ground would be enough to flatten Hogwarts and all objects within dozens of kilometers around it!

When Rudy exclaimed, Dumbledore was worthy of being an old monster who had lived for hundreds of years. Although he was a wizard, he also had some knowledge of Muggle culture. Among them, the knowledge of astronomy prevented him from reading twice. Within seconds, I knew that this thing in the sky was an oversized meteorite!

Dumbledore frowned and quickly pulled out his wand and shouted: "It's a meteorite! Fox, take Hagrid back to the castle immediately and ask Minerva to protect the students!"

Rudy, who knew what terrible things would happen if a celestial body fell to the ground, hurriedly shouted to King Arthur: "The meteorite did not reduce its size due to atmospheric friction during the fall. I am afraid this thing is not an ordinary meteorite. Please stop it quickly!" '

Wang Yang looked at the meteorite that was already visible to the naked eye in the sky, frowned and asked, "What will happen if this thing falls down?"

Dumbledore said with an ugly face: "I'm afraid it will cause an unimaginable disaster."

Rudy's face turned pale as he thought of the pictures of craters he had seen on the Internet before. Good guy, not only were they unimaginable disasters, they were as powerful as mushroom eggs!

Hearing this, Wang Yang probably knew that the current situation seemed a bit serious. He sighed helplessly and said to Rudy: "Rudy, I originally wanted to teach you swordsmanship and other things in person, but now it seems that I can only teach you You learned on your own..."

"I will leave the method of mastering them in your memory. The road ahead... is up to you."

Having said this, Wang Xiang turned to look at the surprised Dumbledore and said, "I hope you can take good care of this child until he grows up enough to protect Britain for me."

Rudy looked confused and asked, "Wang Yang, what do you want to do?" '

Wang Yang waved his right hand solemnly and summoned the golden sword again. He stroked the sword lightly with his left hand. Wang Yang closed his eyes and muttered to himself: "I didn't expect that I would use you."

"Everyone, now is the time when Britain needs us again..."

"Liberating the Thirteen Constraints (SealThirteen)—The roundtable decision begins now! (DecisionStart!)"

As he spoke, the golden sword in his hand suddenly bloomed with a dazzling golden light, while Wang Xiang, holding the golden sword, continued to recite...

"First, this is a battle to save the world!"

"Second, this is a fight for survival!"

"Third, this is to fight against someone stronger than yourself!"

...

With trembling hands, he clenched the golden sword that erupted with violent energy fluctuations. Wang Xiang smiled and said, "Your physical fitness is not good. Only three of the thirteen seals have been opened, which is already the limit."

"Forget it, this should be enough."

The next second, Wang Xiang, who was holding the sword in both hands, suddenly raised the golden sword in his hand high above his head, and with the golden sword light rising into the sky, he shouted loudly: "E——X——Calibur!!!"

The extremely dazzling golden light sword pillar echoed with the sound, violently shattering the ground under Wang Yang's feet like a laser cannon, breaking through the sound barrier, and shooting straight into the sky with a "boom"!

Feeling the powerful energy around him, Dumbledore was shocked and quickly used the 'Iron Armor Curse' to block the aftermath of the magic power for Hagrid. He couldn't help but sigh: "What a powerful force this is...!"

In the castle, countless teachers and students who were going to and from get out of class only saw a meteor suddenly streaking across the high sky and falling straight towards the ground.In the direction of the Forbidden Forest, a golden beam of light suddenly shot through the air and into the sky, seemingly heading towards it.

In the Forbidden Forest, Aragog listened to the reports from his grandson and great-grandson, and was still planning whether to trouble the group of wizards. Then he sensed the magnificent magic wave outside the lair that could level the Forbidden Forest. .. (Oh my god, I’d better stay at home and not go out, and take care of myself for the rest of my life... Hagrid, this year’s New Year’s goods haven’t been distributed yet...)

In the atmosphere, the falling wreckage of the spacecraft has slid into the stratosphere at a speed of 24 kilometers per second...

After being scalded by the high temperature, Jumeow woke up and was desperate for survival. She was frantically tapping the rescue system that had long been out of contact. At this moment, the spacecraft attracted by the earth's atmosphere was falling rapidly. Although the material of the spacecraft was very strong, it was still scared!Moreover, when it saw the remaining alarm system on the broken spacecraft emitting a blinding red warning light, it became even more afraid...

Just now, the warning light flashed crazily, and Orange Meow lay down at the window to take a look, what a guy!A 'rail gun' was actually fired from the ground towards his spaceship!

"Meow!!! Do you still have meow nature? There are still live meows in here! Why don't you go too far with direct bombardment with orbital cannons, meow!!——"

Orange Meow screamed and watched as his spaceship plunged into the golden light coming from the ground...

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