I'm bad, I won the championship by relying on Pokémon

"It's just not human! If you have the ability to challenge this young master head-on!!!"

His bluffing yell awakened people and Pokémon from the blind state except for 'some dwarf'.

Dandi turned his head to look at the 'Xiemei Cult Master' beside him, holding his belly in his arms and rolling on the ground laughing.

"Ahahaha...Qibana, you...what a...strange dress you are in!"

"You...what's wrong with your eyes? Have you been beaten? Hahaha..."

Qibana looked at the makeup of "a champion of a certain way", and also shook his head with a smile.

"Hahaha...Dan...Emperor Dan, you...you still have the nerve to talk about me!"

"You... you go look in the mirror, your... half white half black face... what the hell is that?! Hahaha..."

The "Stupid Thing" with the "jojo style" imitation makeup, Pikachu with the "Kill Matt" makeup of the China Alliance, and Lucario with the "non-mainstream" makeup were also laughing at each other.

"Hahaha... Pikachu, Lucario, you... you two are so... so funny!"

"Why...why do you still have your own... hairstyle? Hahaha..."

"Pika, pickup! "Look at yourself, Xiaozhi, you are not much better!

"Pika, pickup..." It's not in our style at all, hahaha...

"Aw, aww?" That is, Xiaozhi, what the hell are those eyebrows of yours?

"Aw, ow, ow..." If you stretch it a bit longer, it will 'blind' your eyes!Hahaha……

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Ignoring the suddenly noisy environment, Chi Hong pinpointed Young Master Qing's question, and gave him an answer with a sad glance.

"... Take a closer look." See if that thing is blood!

Headache, what a headache!

Chihong is speechless, while Qinglu's brain has been getting higher and higher recently, so she doesn't worry about being left on the street without food in the future.

Hearing this, Young Master Qing moved his palm a little closer, twirled his 'blood' finger, carefully checked that there was nothing unusual, and finally licked it with his tongue out.

Uh... the rustling taste, the sweet and sour taste... so it's tomato sauce!

Um?Wait a minute!Why is there still a spicy taste?Not good... cherry fruit is added in it!

"Water... Scarlet... Water... There is... A villain conspired... to murder this young master!"

Qinglu's face turned red from the heat, she covered her throat with one hand, and looked around for something that could relieve the heat.

Chi Hong just can't be bothered to pay attention to this self-inflicted 'stupid guy', you dare to talk about something that doesn't even know what its ingredients are?Who should you not? !

Without hesitation, he turned around and raised his feet, and walked in the direction of a certain 'dwarf' who was still lying on the belly of the snowman squirrel.

He came to her side and knelt down, stretched out his hand and poked her cheek lightly'

Hmm...it feels pretty good, it's meaty, poke it again, poke it again, poke it again...

After repeating the cycle n times, Chi Hong thought about what she was here for, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaoran, how do you feel? Are you okay?"

Originally, she just pretended to be in a coma and waited for them to wake up, but unexpectedly she actually fell asleep. Li Ran felt that she had no face to face the 'Jiangdong elders'.

It's shameful, it's so embarrassing, she can actually sleep at such a critical moment!

He was secretly 'spitting' himself, when suddenly he poked him, once, again...

No...you treat me like a rag doll!

Li Ran, who was poked n plus 1, was furious, and was about to slap the red fingers that were making trouble on his cheeks, when he suddenly remembered something and held back.

She moved her body back to prevent him from continuing to poke.He raised his right hand and rubbed his temple, pretending to be 'weak, pitiful and helpless'.

"Well...it's okay, just a little dizzy. You don't have to worry about Chi Hong, I'm fine~"

"Huh?" Chi Hong, who has always been a straight man, can't quite see the girl's light makeup.

Seeing the 'short dwarf' hiding back, he stretched out his hand to wipe the corners of her reddened eyes, and asked in a puzzled voice.

"Then why are the corners of your eyes so red? Didn't you cry because you were uncomfortable?"

Er... this...

Can I say that this is because you are afraid that you will beat me up if you know the truth in the future, so you pretend to be pitiful in advance?

Don't wipe it, don't wipe it!It can't be wiped off unless you take makeup remover! ! !

Li Ran was almost pissed off by this 'big straight man', grabbed him to wipe his face, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and pulled out a 'skinny smile' smile.

"I'm really fine! This may be because I didn't notice when I was hypnotized and fell to the ground. Don't worry about me, Chi Hong, I will be fine in a while."

"Compared to me, you'd better take care of Qinglu! It feels like he's just one step away from meeting the Creator God Arceus~"

Hearing this, Chi Hong gave up competing with the reddened eyes of the 'dwarf dwarf', and glanced back at the young master who was so hot that he was lying on the ground, as if his soul had gone out of his body.

Sighing helplessly in his heart, he stood up and walked to Geng Gui, asking him how many bottles of Momoo milk he wanted, and then returned to Qinglu and handed it to him.

"...Drink, slow down, don't choke."

It was fine if he didn't say this, but when he said that, Young Master Qing immediately coughed.

"Pfft-cough-cough-cough..."

"It's just you... cough cough cough... Scarlet Society... cough cough... Crow's Mouth... cough cough cough... right?!"

It was just hot before, but now it is hot and choking, and the green cough makes the lung ducts almost come out.

Seeing how uncomfortable he was, Chi Hong had no choice but to squat down beside him and pat his back to help him relax.

Seeing this situation, Li Ran walked over from behind them.

After waiting for quite a while, Young Master Qing finally stopped coughing, and a smirk curled up at the corner of her mouth, "Yin Yang made a strange sound.

"Yo yo yo~ I didn't expect, you are so old, Qinglu, that you still 'choke on milk'~"

Qinglu, who had stopped coughing at first, wanted to cough again when she heard her words.

Closing his eyes and taking a few deep breaths, he showed a 'calm' smile, picked up the blanket on the ground and rolled it up.

With a "crack" he got up from the ground, waving the blanket and chasing after the 'dwarf dwarf' who sensed something was wrong and started to run away, while shouting orders.

"Li—Xiao—ran—don't run away!"

"Revenge for revenge, retribution for injustice, old and new grievances together. Today! The two of us must!! Not one of us!!!"

Li Ran's short legs were so frivolous that he flew up, and he didn't forget to turn his head to 'taunt'.

"It's a fool not to run!"

"I'm not a fool, why don't I run away?"

"Oh... I see! Combining the above points, it turns out that Qingluda has something wrong with your brain~"