I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

11 – #011 Do I look like a pair of hot pants?

Let’s say there are 100 people in the world.

According to Ninja Sensei, 1 out of 5 people are trash, so 20 of them are trash.

Assume that the remaining 70% are ordinary people.

Let’s assume that the remaining 10% are really good people.

Then, when we are in a situation where we have to risk our lives against the demon lord, which group will the last 5 survivors belong to?

I would belong to the 70% mediocrity.

And the rest will be 20% scum, and among them, those who are at the extreme end.

It is not a gender issue.

If I had even one person who fought alongside me, I would have gone back to Earth with that person, even if I felt regret.

But these women, especially Min Sena, are not like that.

Level 30?

She is a woman who has not seen a single drop of demon blood on her hand as she holds out to me abominably.

That level is also a level that has been increased by accumulating experience through the God of Charm, not a level that was actually accumulated by actively defeating demons.

Raised the level by hunting while standing in front of the 30th degree Knight Commander, Arhan.

“If I gave it to Yuri Chae, I would give it to you… Not to you. There’s no point in just assuming it. All of you don’t even think about getting a ring.”

“Ah, ah… Ahh…!”

Min Sena was busy using her healing magic while clutching at her severed wrist.

“Hey. Does it hurt? It was our daily life to be stabbed in the stomach and arrows in the back on the battlefield, but it hurts to have your hands and feet cut off?”

“Ah, ah…”

Min Sena hurriedly struggled to wake her Admut, who passed out on her floor.

“No. I won’t get sick. You got that perk. ‘Pain Nullification’. Isn’t that a tier 1 tank perk?”

“Shut up…!”

“Look at how swearing comes out when a hand or finger is blown off. When we get hurt like that, it hurts to the point of fainting right away, and there have been people who actually fainted from shock and then died from the attack of the Demon King’s army.”

Someone said that while criticizing Min Sena.

She says that the only place where she uses tremendous skills like pain nullification is the end of menstrual pain nullification, she is that kind of woman.

Later, when the children of this world become pregnant, she will have a child with three separate hairs engraved on her hair.

“You, you say I’m that kind of girl…! I’m just saying that I’m a guy who’s been dating just about anyone… Haang…?!”

“It must be painful. But you know what? She has an older sister, Mi-jeong, who was known as a slut like you. She was a tanker and protected people.”

What did they say?

“Do you remember that older sister?”

She said her game character was a crusader, and her tank was her preference, so she fought with a shield and a halberd.

– hahahaha… Sorry, I made you clean up my body.

-Why are you fighting in front like this?

-Why? That’s right… There’s no one else to fight in front of me…

She died.

The bone in her thigh was almost cut off, and if it wasn’t for the power of her holy power, her arm would be attacked for the rest of her life, and in the end, an acid attack that left her one eye open for the rest of her life. Hit

In the end, she cursed herself for her whole body being crippled because it was too late to heal with her divine power, and at the same time she blamed herself for the death of her comrade she could not protect.

-Sorry. If you go back home and meet my parents, tell them that they didn’t die like this, but that they died fighting with the best they could.

It was suicide.

While fighting in the forefront, his mind collapsed due to PTSD, and he ended his life by hanging himself with a whip used by demons.

“That sister is that sister!”

“Why. Are you going to try field production drip again?”

“It’s not a drip! That’s the reality! That older sister’s constitution was to fight in front of her, and I was able to do the best I could do best by supporting her from behind!!”

“Well, I don’t think so.”

I raised the demonic sword high again.

“The bastards you seduced were all incompetent scum who trolled from the rear?”

“No!”

“That’s right Gattrol. They fought the Demon King’s Army, but for political reasons, they sent less reinforcements, sent garbage for supplies, and even cut off the way to retreat. Hey. In common sense, the Devil’s Army blew up half the continent, but the Empire and the Magic Tower Does it make sense that only Lee and the Assassination Guild are still alive?”

Minsena did not answer.

Instead, she slapped Admut on the cheek with her bloody hand, all the while trying to wake him up.

“Get up, brother! Get up, come on! That madman is trying to kill me!!”

“I bet you didn’t know anything because you were in the imperial palace. Since no one talked to you, you were trying to live alone with the men of this world, so you probably didn’t know at all. Or you made me do it.”

“No!! I-I didn’t know! If I had known that, no matter what I did…!”

“It’s already happened, so what’s the point of talking about it now?”

Even if this woman is like this, the dead will not come back alive.

“Let’s just die. Don’t f*ck with me. After you die, talk to the people who died in the afterlife. They will listen to you.”

Isn’t it more eager than me?

“That was a bit talkative. Ha, damn it. I can see why the villains in the movies talk a lot.”

If you don’t tell me.

If I just kill him, I’ll have a hard time falling asleep.

But that doesn’t mean I’m a villain.

“For now, don’t let your hand out again, so the other arm-“

“Wind Cutter!”

A blade of wind flying from Minsena’s side.

Instinctively, I set the demonic sword vertically and stepped back, and the blade brushed my side and spread left and right.

“Magi…?!”

“This…! Crazy bastard…! Lady, are you all right…?!”

“Brother…!”

Waking up from sleep, Admut looked at Minsena’s arm and her expression hardened. Immediately she reached out her hand and began to stop the bleeding with healing magic.

“Kuh hah, ha ha ha ha…!”

“This is true. I didn’t know that the owner of the Magic Tower was half-human, half-horse.”

As I bounced back with the demonic sword, the slightly rubbed spot burned.

Against the hero, the ‘Evil’ can injure them.

Races that have the devil’s aura, ‘magic’, can injure the hero.

If it’s a demonic harp, it’s not unusual to deal with demonic energy.

“I really am. Did I fall in love with a hero even though I was half a demon?”

“Shut up, you crazy scum! Lady, we’ll talk later. Treatment comes first!”

“But the hand…!”

“The hand is fine! If we don’t run away now, that man will…!”

Slowly!

This time, I swung my sword without saying anything.

Admut’s protective shield split in half in an instant, and the blade of his sword clearly tasted like cutting people.

“Tsk.”

It’s not Min Sena.

If it had been a little faster, he would have cut Min Sena’s back, but Admut held her Min Sena and turned her body over.

Fuhuaaak!

Dark red blood splatters in all directions.

Admut’s silent scream echoes, and Minsena, who is tightly embraced by Admut, is staring up at me.

Bastard.

He speaks with his eyes.

It will surely kill me.

“You? Me?”

Of course I know.

That woman is not trying to kill me herself, she is trying to kill me using the people she charmed.

I’m sorry.

It’s her fault for being charmed, she has no choice but to die with the femme fatale.

“Die.”

Fu-wook!

I took the vertical sword down.

There was no need to clear what was blocking it with the body, and it could be solved by stabbing Admut’s entire body.

Puhwaak.

Blood splatters.

At the same time, I put more power into the sword.

“Kuk, kkeuk, keuuk…!”

With the sword stabbed in his abdomen, Admut brought his hand to his stomach and grabbed his own sword.

“Do, run…!”

Flash!

Before I could do anything, Admut tried to teleport Minsena away using teleportation magic.

“That doesn’t work!”

I stabbed the knife some more.

Before the teleport magic can succeed, Minsena must be hurt a little more first.

Cutting off the wrist isn’t enough.

At least a scar on the belly-

Fu hook.

Reached.

I don’t know where, but I feel the tip of the blade touch.

Now all that’s left is to push the knife like this-

“My soul, with magical power!!”

“?!”

With Admut’s cry, Minsena disappeared.

With Admut’s magic, Minsena disappeared somewhere far away, and Admut finally let go of her hand holding her sword.

“…hehehe.”

Admut laughed at me and fell forward.

“He…Protected Lady Senna…”

“Crazy bastard.”

I drew my sword.

“She saved her femme fatale by sacrificing her own life for mana?”

“You bastard, you don’t know… Poor bastard who doesn’t even know love…!”

Admut, whose entire body began to disintegrate, mocked me.

“Your lies…”

“I don’t care. Even if she runs away anyway, she’s bound to find me. She was just listening, huh?”

I put one foot on the back of the fallen guy on the floor.

“The femme fatale wanted to abandon you and go to Earth with me. What do you think this means? Guys like you are useless, so they’ll eat and throw them away. Got it? You’re just eaten up. Oh, no. .”

Clap.

“Because you’ve never been eaten, you’re not eaten, you’re just used and abandoned. And that’s not it, is it?”

I aimed the magic sword at his neck.

“A femme fatale will no longer be able to wear a dress that exposes her navel. Do you know what the sword of the devil is? The wounds received from the sword can only be healed with the power of a ‘hero’. Even the saintess cannot.”

Then.

“…That healer, died in your magic tower’s trap?”

Squeaky.

I cut off the water buffalo’s head.