I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

17 – #017 Humans are all trash.

Four days have passed.

The news that the four warriors were flirting over a ring spread all over the world, but the four warriors had no time to care.

“Sister, where did that bastard go?”

“…South.”

“Tell me specifically. If you ask to meet in Seoul, shouldn’t you tell me where Seoul is? Are you an idiot?”

“…This b*tch.”

We have to work together, but we often curse.

“If you want to find it that way, you can go out and search for it yourself. Captain Hook.”

“This, this…!”

“I’m sure the only men in this world who will care for you who have your wrists cut off are you? Why don’t you just quietly remain in this world? I’ll return to the earth.”

“Don’t cross the line, sister. Think about it after securing the ring first.”

“What is it, Yuri Chae. She pretends to be kind and makes me come. Is this what she has an advantage for?”

The arrow went back to Chae Yu-ri, who intervened in their quarrel.

“You seem to have an advantage now that you dated that bastard, but it’s not like that at all? Would you give a ring to your ex who dumped you for being crazy and moved on to another guy?”

“Never.”

“Eolssigu, haven’t you ever been like that?”

“Yes. And if you did, you gave it to me. I don’t think you would give it to the Yeouido transit bus.”

“This is…!”

“……You guys do what you want after fighting each other. I don’t know anymore.”

Huang Lian continued to look at the compass whether the two were fighting or not.

“…But this way.”

Huang Li An pouted at the direction the compass was pointing at.

“…Isn’t it?”

“Why? Where are you going? Aren’t you just heading south? There, where the ‘Magung’ is sealed?”

“The southernmost tip of the continent, Cape Town. Since you released the demonic sword in the west, you must be going to liberate the demonic palace in the south. But why?”

“…Looks like it’s stopped somewhere.”

Huang Li An looked at the map and frowned.

“…Couldn’t it have gone to the elves?”

* * *

Although he visited the elves’ forest, he had no intention of causing serious trouble.

“No more, no less, I’m going to rest for just one day.”

“It’s fine if you stay a little longer, Undertaker.”

Elven Queen, Elvenest embraced me with both arms.

“You are my son’s comrades-in-arms. My son fought for the elves, and you fought alongside them. You are my son and the family of the forest. Protector of the continent.”

“Thank you, but I can’t trouble the elves.”

I politely declined the elf’s favor.

“The only thing alive is ‘Commander’ Trollian, who can locate survivors. She knows I’m here.”

Thanks to the compass.

As long as I don’t escape this world or get killed by demons, Huang Lian can find out my location.

“I’m sure they’ll bring their soldiers. And they’ll trample the forest again.”

“Elves do not succumb to the external pressure of such fake warriors.”

“But if you protect me, you have to fight them. I’ll just give you a quick funeral.”

“Why do you say you’ll have a quick funeral?”

A sad look passed in Elbnest’s eyes.

“Privately, he is my son, but publicly, he is the prince of the elves and the next king. At the same time, he was a man respected by all elves. At the same time, he is a hero who fought against the demon king and brought peace to the continent. I can’t move on hastily.”

A funeral must be held.

It’s not something I can say because I couldn’t even bring a keepsake, but if I don’t appease the spirit of the dead man at the hands of the demon king, the elves will suffer for the rest of their lives, saying that the dead elf prince will suffer.

“The funeral will take at least five days. Please, Sir Undertaker. Aren’t you also here to hold a funeral?”

“…To take moral responsibility, but the opponents are brute beasts who will even forsake humanity.”

In Sanggat’s house, it’s moral that even gangsters don’t mess around, but those women don’t know about that, and they’re the ones who will send soldiers to catch me and destroy the funeral home.

“Queen. If the funeral lasts longer, they will attack this place. I did not come here to stir up trouble between elves and humans.”

“It’s okay. We will fight. In the first place, the elves made an agreement with humans to deal with the demon king, but they do not look favorably on humans.”

Elven Nest openly showed hostility towards humans.

“It’s because of humans that we elves took the World Tree and moved to this small forest, and it’s because of humans that my husband, who was the king of the elves, was killed by the demon king’s army.”

It is a painful story.

“Human beings are selfish. Looking at the objective facts, it was the Demon King’s army that killed our king and burned our base, but it was humans who created that environment. I hate humans. Not only me, everyone hates humans. .”

The King of the Elves tried to help mankind like the King of the Dwarves, but he was killed by the Demon Lord’s army.

“The humans only harmed us. Trollian, she’s the woman I want to kill. The humans who fled into the World Tree’s forest exposed our location.”

“… She knew that because the woman called on the elves for help and she retreated recklessly. That’s when…”

“You reaped the elves. The World Tree was destroyed, but I’m sure the elves left there with the World Tree. Thank you as always, Undertaker.”

Elves were thoroughly ruined by humans.

In most fantasy worlds, elves are on the side of humans, but elves did not side with the Human Alliance or the Demon King’s Army.

Because of that illusion.

Because of the arrogance that elves will help mankind, of course.

– Hey, I’ll run away to the elves’ forest!

– What?! Elves are not our allies!

-Even if you’re not an ally, you’re a human on the outside, so you’re not going to help! Anyway, if the demon army finds the elves, the elves have to fight too!

-So you’re going to go into the forest of elves now?! Breaking the barrier created by the elves?!

– Only then can we live!

The past.

Trollian entered the elven forest with her companions to survive.

-Humans disappear! If you step back even now, I won’t shoot an arrow!

-Protect us! Bring me inside the barrier! If you don’t open the barrier, I will break this barrier!

-Keuuugh…! I can’t let the demon king’s army search this place! Just accept them! The disposition will be decided later… What are you doing!!

-Ah, my smartphone! No, you have to take that! Photos we took on our smartphones!!

– Come back! The barrier, no, the barrier is broken!!!

-Kiaaa!!!

When you watch a movie, especially when you watch something like Apocalypse, that character always exists.

A character who puts everyone in danger by trying to pack things just because he has to carry something even in a dangerous situation.

It actually exists.

The man, who was Trollian’s friend, delayed trying to pick up his smartphone that he dropped on the floor, and eventually the barrier was broken.

Because of that, the elves exposed the forest of the World Tree, which had never been caught by the demon lord’s army.

I do not know the detailed process.

At that time, I was burying others on a different frontline, and the beginning of the fall of the elves was a story I heard from an elven archer who fought alongside me.

-Because of the trollian, the elf became like this. I’m glad it’s you, not the trollians, who are in command of us. I, El Draka, recognize Undertaker as a brother of the forest, a family member, and a close friend of the elves. May the Spirit’s protection be with Undertaker. What? Why are you suddenly saying this? Ha, c-ba. Do you think i will die? Huh? I don’t die

In conclusion.

For the elves, Trollian and Huang Lian are the main culprits who killed the king of the elves and lost their home.

-If Trollian hadn’t come to the Elven Forest to live, we couldn’t have been caught by the demon king’s army!

If

Is in the position of the elves.

-The demon king army must have found the elves anyway! At least Hwang Lian asked for help from the elves there, so he was able to survive!

Is the position of humans.

Of course, from the point of view of the elves, the clothes were bursting, but in the end, the elves had to join hands with the Human Union to fight against the demon army that kills everything.

And now.

The elf rebuilt the environment only for the elf.

A place whose location was revealed by humans.

“Don’t be burdened, Lord Undertaker. The protection of the spirits bestowed upon you by the next King of the Elves is with you. You are the brother of the Elves and part of his family.”

“…If I stay here and a battle breaks out, I’m doing the same thing as the trollians. The elves could be in trouble again because of me.”

“No. It’s different. If a trollian’s actions are selfish, involving other innocents in order to survive, then you are different. We don’t see you as human.”

“If not human, then what?”

“He’s a hero.”

Elvennest grabbed my shoulder with his hand and patted me.

“You have worked hard, hero of the world. Now the filthy humans who oppress you… We elves will protect you. Even if we elves perish.”

“Queen.”

“What did we… Say? There was something the warriors used to call those women. Um…”

Elve Nest raised his thumb at me, blushing.

“We elves are not old enough to abandon the hero who saved the world.”