I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

chapter 22



22 – #022 You must kill.

Each hero has different weapons, but once a hero reaches a certain level, he can create mana as a weapon.

Just as swordsmen create aura blades with auras, I can also create my own weapons using auras.

This weapon is a ‘unique weapon’.

Each warrior awakens the abilities that are suitable for each given job and ability, and when a weapon is created with mana and holy power like an aura, the shape is fixed as a unique weapon.

I received a unique weapon that is different from others as a unique weapon.

– Siwoo. Do you know that you are a shovel knight?

My friend and comrade-in-arms who liked the game gave me various information about my unique weapon.

-It’s a knight game where you walk around holding a shovel and defeating demons. Of course, the weapon you are holding is a little different. Um, what was it?

“Shovel Spear. On.”

The spear blade is wide like a shovel and can scoop up the ground like a shovel, but at the same time the handle is as long as a long spear.

I often dig the ground to bury the bodies of the dead rather than defeat enemies with this, but this is definitely my weapon.

Just like now.

Kkaeuang!

I swung my shovel spear at the chest of the knight who was attacking me.

The broad side of the spear blade crushed the knight’s breastplate and the knight fell backwards.

“Aagh!!”

The knight screamed in agony.

At the end of the spear blade, which pierced the knight’s helmet accurately, the knight suffered as blood flowed from his head.

I didn’t kill him.

They threatened to kill everyone who stood in their way, but actually killing them was just embarrassing.

It’s just that the helmet is broken, and the skin on the forehead rubbed off by the helmet is rubbed and blood leaks out.

“When it wakes up, next is the skull.”

He also broke a helmet made of steel, but it’s hard to believe that it’s a human skull.

At my warning, the knight swallowed the pain in his mouth and lay still, and I grabbed the shovel spear again and stabbed it forward.

“Fallen warrior! Die!”

“You can’t.”

Fu-wook.

The spear blade accurately pierced the soldier’s heart.

There is no other reason for killing a soldier without killing a knight.

“You really want to kill me.”

The knight tried to catch me by order of the emperor, but this soldier really wanted to kill me.

“Is it because you want to suck on the warm nipples of a femme fatale? Tsk. The water buffalo reserve is here.”

Puhwaak.

I kicked the soldier out of the spear blade.

Red blood splattered and the soldier rolled on the floor. I put the blade down and slowly walked forward.

“To speak objectively, I’m only at the level of a battalion commander in the Demon King’s Army, let alone an executive or general.”

I’m just a battalion commander because they look good on me.

“But if you search all over the battalion commander, that means the battalion commander is the commander-in-chief of the army.”

Pagak.

I hit the head of the knight who was running towards me from the other side with a spear.

“Did you say that the emperor would give you billions of dollars if you caught me? Did you say that a femme fatale would sleep with you for one night? Fools. They don’t even know they are being used.”

It is ashamed of itself, but it does not kill those who obey orders.

“Trying to catch and kill the person who defeated the Demon King. Being ungrateful is also a matter of reason.”

However, I will not forgive those who try to catch me for their own wealth and glory and fame even after we risked our lives to defeat the demon king.

“Get out of the way. And there, don’t hide behind the soldiers.”

I kept walking forward and clearing the soldiers.

As if scooping snow with a shovel, he broke the heads of soldiers and knights and moved forward.

“You crazy bastard…!”

From far away, an attack slowly arrives.

Clap!

A sharp whip hitting my shoulder.

Up until now, if the soldiers’ attacks were just blocking my way, now my shoulders are burning enough to be called a real ‘attack’.

“Stop! Do you know what you’re doing?!”

“If anyone hears it, they’ll think I’m going crazy and slaughtering people.”

Once again, I swung the blade at the whip that was being swung at me.

Squeaky.

The whip was cut off by the blade of the spear that was wielded with magical energy.

The whip fell to the floor as if the monster’s tentacles had been cut off, and I picked up part of the whip and threw it forward.

About 70cm long.

It’s close-knit, but at this length, if you adjust the angle well, it’s a good level.

“Where are you going to run away!”

Cheerureuk.

The piece of the whip that was swung like a boomerang evaded the soldiers and accurately snatched the target.

“Ah…!”

Huang Lian, a woman who hid behind soldiers and wielded only a whip, fell forward with a piece of whip wrapped around her ankle.

“Stay there…!”

I threw the shovel spear forward and ran forward.

Stepping on the handle of the shovel spear inserted into the floor, stepping on the ground and jumping high, grabbed the demonic sword behind his back again.

The moment you wield the magic sword is only one moment.

When cutting the heads of the surplus warriors!

‘Die, Trollian.’

I swung the demonic sword down.

I pulled up the demonic energy remaining in Kramut and swung the demonic sword with the intention of slicing Hwang Lian through her torso.

But.

“Emergency command!! Risk your life to protect me!!”

As Huang Lian shouted, raising her voice, the soldiers beside her began to embrace Huang Lian, as if possessed by something in her.

It was a very momentary moment, but they didn’t even understand why they threw themselves in to thank Huang Lian, and at that moment, my demonic sword was already pointing down.

Fuhuaaa!!

Red blood splatters everywhere.

Since the sword was wielded with the intention of splitting people in half, the soldiers who threw themselves on top of Huang Lian were split into pieces.

“hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha…!”

Indeed, Huang Lian, who had been laid on her floor, survived and crawled on her land.

Using several of her soldiers as her own punching bag, the long her scar on her back is all that she has sustained.

“Tsk.”

I wasn’t trying to conserve the magic sword’s energy.

Don’t think that if you put a little more energy into the demonic sword, it could have hurt you.

It’s crazy that Huang Lian tried to save her self by manipulating her soldiers ‘using her divine power’ to protect her self.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

“Then he was left on purpose to kill for real, he must have come out to kill fake.”

I gave a short mourning to the soldiers, then climbed over their corpses and approached Huang Lian.

“Senpai killed those people. I killed them. But keep in mind that you used them as meat shields.”

“You crazy bastard!!”

“Where are you cursing?”

I ran forward and stepped on the back of Huang Lian, who was crawling.

“Ah…!!”

“How does it feel to fight directly like this after always giving orders from behind? Huh? How does it feel to fight in front of you after making all your colleagues gossip by talking nonsense orders? Huh?”

“Shut up, you son of a b*tch…! I’ve never seen you like this…!”

“What?”

Fuhuaaak!

There is no notice.

Thinking he was preparing something while he was talking, I quickly thrust the magic sword into Huang Lian’s right arm into his armpit.

“Huh…?”

Huang Lian opened his mouth in surprise.

“Fa-arm…?”

“Aagh!!”

Back there.

A soldier grabbed his arm and screamed before collapsing.

“Wow, it’s really poisonous.”

I picked up Huang Lian’s severed arm.

“Someone has a pain ignoring passive, but someone else is using a skill that transfers pain to the soldiers.”

“Ahhhhh…!”

Huang Lian continued to crawl forward with his painful face.

Covering the cross section with his own mana to stop the bleeding before the blood leaked from his severed arm was a really great improvisation, but even that was not something he had learned through countless battles, but rather he saw the wounds of those who were wounded on the battlefield because of him. Learned first aid.

“There.

It’s like a superstition, but it’s common knowledge that the souls of those cut by the demonic sword wander the Nine Heavens and never reincarnate.

“It wasn’t my intention to kill them with a demonic sword. It’s like giving them sickness and giving them medicine, but if you collect their bodies, I’ll purify them. So please take care of it.”

“Sir Undertaker, what are you…?”

“I only need to cut off these women who conceived the demon king’s seed. That’s all. These women… Can’t be killed without a demonic sword. You just have to cut off your arm with a sword to reattach it with divine power. “

I looked through the soldiers and knights.

“Trust me. At least, I’m not as trash as the woman who tries to save her life by issuing compulsory orders to you guys.”

“…Form a besieger. Then collect the bodies.”

“Captain!”

“Come on!!”

It’s a familiar voice.

“Sir Undertaker. We cannot trust you yet. We will surround you as ordered by His Majesty the Emperor.”

“What are you doing…! Come on, come on, save me…! Can’t you see my arm is cut off?!”

“…His Majesty gave orders to surround and arrest Undertaker, but never gave orders to rescue the commander.”

“Hey!!”

I can’t see his face because of the helmet, but I know him.

“I tell all soldiers! Until His Majesty arrives, we will face off until the demonic energy of the sword held by Undertaker is exhausted!”

Perhaps I buried that man’s older brother.

‘That’s too bad.’

As a soldier, you have to follow orders, but those orders are from the emperor who was deceived by witches.

“I have to pierce the eyes of a femme fatale to get rid of the fascination. Ah, senpai. Do you know why I cut off my hands first?”

I stabbed the demonic sword upside down again toward my dropped arm.

“Where are you sticking out your finger to wear a ring? Huh?”

Fuhuaak!!

Blood splattered from the wrist.

“The goddess told me that you have to put a ring on your finger to return to Earth.”

In other words.

“…If you don’t have a finger, you can’t give it to me even if I try to give you a ring, right?”

If you can’t break the ring.

“Even if you kill me and take the ring, what if you can’t wear it?”

All you have to do is break the bodies of these women.

“And.”

Now.

“Next is here.”

Puff.

I stabbed the demon sword vertically.

Saaa.

All remaining demonic energy from the magic sword fades.

“Now.”

Fuhuaaa!!

“One.”

A fountain of blood gushed from the troller’s neck.


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