I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

25 – #025 Are you alone?

One day, I had a conversation with a friend.

-Have you ever been caught doing that with your girlfriend?

– What? I? You’re talking crazy

-Then I’m glad. Hey, can I tell you something really scary?

My friend said.

-A girl in our department was caught in the classroom with a guy by her cleaning lady.

-Wow, crazy. No, why did you do that in the classroom? Are you crazy?

-I don’t know. I would have done it on the stairs as well. It’s about enjoying the thrill of being caught by people, crazy things like that.

-Wow, that’s crazy. I can’t even imagine.

-You are secretly sad. If it were me, I’d probably ask ‘So who is that?’ By now.

I wasn’t particularly curious.

Even if they were people around me, it wasn’t something I really wanted to know.

-Can you tell me who it is? You know me well.

-Ah, don’t tell me. I think I’ll just get in the mood. Aren’t you my girlfriend?

-No. That’s actually…

Why, aren’t there just one or two people like that around you?

A friend who doesn’t want to hear much, but who bothers people by telling useless information.

-Hey, isn’t that it? Ha, really…

-Don’t talk! Ripped lungs, you idiot!

-Me, Kaheuk, she used to like that girl ….

Turns out, he was complaining to me to hear his grievances, not his grievances.

Every human being has a heartache.

It’s sad that someone I like is someone else’s lover, but if I find out that I even made love with someone else.

That useless information, that regret.

Now, I exploded with exhilarating pleasure.

“Wow, looking back at this.”

I didn’t turn around because someone shouted from behind.

I didn’t turn around because I noticed my voice.

I looked back in amazement when I realized who exactly the target of my words was referring to, or whether I was referring to ‘myself’.

“Min Sena!!”

I raised my demonic sword high.

“You killed the witch Huang Lian! Next is your turn!!”

Far away.

Riding on her horse, Min Sena seemed to be hastily explaining something to the emperor.

It’s probably my prediction, but he’s definitely making excuses, saying he never did that, that he looked back in surprise, or that he heard a scary voice and looked back, and sure enough, it was Undertaker.

And the Emperor must be chewing over and over again over the phrase ‘a woman who got caught in a lecture room’.

Well, anyway.

‘The magic sword is no longer a magic sword, but it might be capable of cutting one’s throat.’

With the power of my magic, it might be possible.

It’s not impossible for warriors to hurt each other.

If you don’t cut it with a magic sword, you should be able to reattach it using the power of divine power, but at least you can separate the head and body.

So run over there right now-

“…Cool.”

Something exploded from the inside into his mouth.

“…….”

I covered my mouth with the back of my hand for a while, and red blood flowed out of my mouth.

“Damn it.”

No matter how strong I am in this world right now, that is relative, not absolute.

They fled from the forest of elves, defeated dozens of elite soldiers and knights, cut Hwang Lian’s head, and ran for dozens of kilometers to reach Min Sena’s immediate vicinity.

From the beginning of the battle until now, I have been running at full speed.

I ran, using the remaining mana in her body as much as possible with her life force, but it seems that more mana was used up than I thought when I cut off Huang Li An’s head.

‘It might be a penalty.’

Perhaps he vomited blood as a penalty for attacking the hero without sufficient demonic energy.

They can fight, but the question is, what if they give up the fight?

“Ah.”

Wiying.

The dimensional door opens.

A large-scale teleportation magic circle began to glow by the imperial court mages, and the emperor held Min Sena’s hand and hid behind her magic circle.

“It runs away like that.”

It will probably be a temporary strategic retreat, but I have to chase after them, and to me, since her mana has run out, it has become a situation no different from her permanent departure.

“It’s a waste… No, it’s fine. Um.”

I turned my eyes to the magic sword that lost her magic.

“It’s a revelation from the goddess to find the next demon lord’s weapon as soon as possible, and then cut off his head. Any more… It could become a crowd.”

In order to survive, you must know your limits.

Unfortunately, this is my limit, and Sena Min has already turned her head toward her portal.

It’s thrilling.

Min Sena looked at me from afar, her eyes were stern, but I only stopped at her and let her blow quietly.

Flash.

The soldiers of the Empire have disappeared.

All the soldiers of the empire that filled the entire battlefield disappeared in a halo of light, and I was left alone in a field with no one left.

“…….”

Shoot it.

Heavy rain began to pour from the sky.

I decided to enjoy the joy of victory while soaking my whole body in the rain that cooled the heat that had filled my body.

One magic sword.

One surplus hero.

Now, we only have to deal with the next three.

And the three might be able to handle it faster than now.

“…Now I know where you are.”

Iron puck.

I lifted Huang Lian’s head, which was submerged in the mud.

Her hair and her face were covered in mud.

“I heard that mud is good for the skin, senior.”

“…….”

“Senior. Don’t you answer? Okay. No matter what the senpai says, I’m going to do my own thing anyway.”

I grabbed Huang Li An’s hair like a watermelon string and turned her body.

“Hwang Lian.”

I took a light breath.

“Min Se-na stood out with the emperor, Chae Yu-ri couldn’t come out because she was scared that she might have hurt her, and Park Ha-young didn’t come out to see where she was stuck again. That’s amazing. But, out of the four, she’s the one who fought on the front the most. He just keeps fighting sh*t. I screamed.”

“You crazy bastard…!”

“Are you crazy? Are you swearing?”

“Oh no…!”

Huang Lian immediately covered her eyes.

“Hey, over there. Yu Siu. Talk to your sister. Huh?”

As I slowly walked forward, Huang Lian kept talking to me.

“Nuna made a lot of mistakes, but in the end, everyone turned out well, didn’t she? Huh? I still worked really hard while exaggerating. Huh?”

“You’ll have to keep your mouth shut while you’re gone.”

“How about…?!”

I dipped Huang Lian’s neck in the muddy mud once, then walked forward again.

“I’ll be able to talk as much as I can from now on, but why are you trying to keep talking? Alright, we’ve arrived.”

Before I knew it, I arrived at the place where Huang Lian’s head was cut.

“…Don’t you have arms?”

Except for Hwang Lian’s body embedded in a shovel sphere that glistened with subtle mana, the arms and hands I cut off were gone.

“Did it get lost? Or did the soldiers collect it? This is a big deal…”

“Don’t talk leisurely like that! My arm is gone now! Are you saying I’m going to live with arms for the rest of my life?!”

“There’s also Son Byeong-shin, but don’t be like that too much. And why would I come back as a senior?”

I grabbed Huang Lian’s head and held him so that our eyes met.

“Let’s make a deal with me.”

“That, a deal…?”

“Yes. I need the ability of the senior. The ability of the compass of the senior. The ability to locate the hero.”

“You’re going to kill all the kids with that?!”

“For now.”

I turned Huang Li An’s head and pressed her fingers, caressing her remaining arm.

“The Demon King has been defeated, but the battle is not over yet. There are elements to be active from now on. Ignoring all of the achievements so far and building up achievements in the future, right? Using the abilities of the seniors.”

“A feat…”

“It would be nice if the goddess would make the decision, but since the goddess seems to have collapsed, I’ll make the decision. And in order to make a good decision, I’ll have to get some help from the person with whom I can communicate the most.”

Huang Lian’s eyes began to twinkle.

“Let’s make a deal. I’ll reincarnate you anew, so use this ability to help find other witches.”

“Ah, okay! OK, I did something really wrong, so give it back to me now…!”

“Yes, yes.”

I retrieved her shovel spear from Huang Li An’s body and restored her mana, albeit slightly.

“…That should be enough.”

After saving the remaining mana, I put the magic sword on the floor.

“Kramuta.”

[…I thought I would have to wait for half a year after talking!]

The core of the magic sword shines.

Even if the magic has disappeared, the essence of the demonic sword – Ego Sword does not change.

“If I lose, you will fall into my hands. Even if it means going to the spirit guide and destroying your soul, I will definitely kill you.”

[Because I’m desperate too?! Let me ‘connect’ right away!]

“Now, wait. The voice of Kramuta? Shiva, what are you doing?!”

“Docking.”

I slammed Hwang Lian’s face into Kramuta’s core.

“…It’s impossible with a torso. I hope you succeed…!”

“Wait! Stop, I am now, uhhh…!!”

Kramutua’s core began to shine, and Huang Lian’s hair began to fade gradually.

“…Win, please. I’m really rooting for the demons for the first time in my life, so I can’t lose.”

Whether or not my head trembled, I pressed my head tightly.

Red mist flowed between the core and Hwang Lian’s eyes as if they were connected, and I prayed to all the gods I knew and waited for the ‘ritual’ to succeed.

Pasaat.

The moment the unfortunate red aura shone.

As soon as I saw that the color of Kramutua’s core had changed to a reddish color like kimchi soup, I immediately picked up Hwang Lian’s head.

“…….”

“…….”

Huang Lian opened his eyes.

“Wow.”

Correction.

“This works.”

“…Thank you very much.”

After holding Huang Lian’s head in my arms.

“It worked, I’m really glad.”

Kwadeuk!

Trampled on the core of the demonic sword.

“Senior.”

[What is this!! What have you done to me! Hey! You bastard!!]

“Congratulations on being reincarnated as a demonic sword in another world.”

Sincerely.