I’m Not Coming Back to Earth With a Girl Like You

51 – #051 This isn’t the strategy I was meant to write

“Is that impregnable?”

“Don’t say that, even as a joke. It must be destroyed and subdued.”

One day, I made a joke like that.

“Hey, how do I attack that?”

In the process of attacking Cheol Ong Fortress, where the ‘Magap’ was located, we fell into a somewhat embarrassing situation.

“I never thought that Barding would make the Church of the Goddess Church his castle.”

“The church has turned into a small demon castle in an instant. No, is that like Count Dracula’s castle?”

To protect himself, Magap made the church building of the church his own and turned it into a castle.

No matter how knocking from outside, the door would not open, and the walls were not even scratched.

“Hey, what would you do if the Vatican was occupied by the demon army like that?”

“Bugs.”

I gave a face to the friend who said that very thing.

“No, I’m seriously asking. The center of the Goddess Church is being recaptured by the enemy. The church on the outskirts here has been robbed like that. Is there any way to say otherwise? What if it really happens like that?”

“What’s going on? I don’t know about other places, but it’s as safe as the Vatican building. That kind of thing won’t happen in the first place.”

I made a small circle using the soil I dug with a shovel.

“The Vatican has a barrier of divine power. Whether in the air, in the front, or underground, it is impossible to enter anywhere. It is impossible to pierce the barrier of divine power. As long as there is a saint in the Vatican, the Vatican will It is a sanctuary of perfection.”

“But there is such a thing as if.”

“You… Are you a spy of the Demon King’s army? Are you planning a plan to attack the Vatican from the position of the Demon King’s army?”

“That’s not it!”

My friend was genuinely frustrated with my question.

“The Goddess Church could actually be our enemy!”

“…Isn’t it a little too much to think that the church is the enemy just because the goddess is incompetent?”

“Apart from the incompetence of the Goddess, the Church of the Goddess could cause a big problem later. Think about it. The fact that divine power can only be done with the power of the demon king means that only the divine power can exert influence over the entire continent. That you can.”

“What do you know? No matter what happens to this world, we just need to defeat the Demon King and go home.”

My friend and I had a rather strong argument.

“Still. Wouldn’t it be too sad if a war broke out between humans in the world we protected? The residents of the area robbed by the demon king rebel against the central church, or each country wages a war for territorial expansion. “

“Let’s sell our worries.”

“Yes. Or… The Church of the Goddess has a long-range gun that can range all over the continent in the Vatican. Like a nuclear missile.”

“It’s the curse of knowledge. Knowing too much gives me a headache. There’s no way there’s such a thing in the Vatican.”

“Even if they have it, they don’t reveal it openly. Even if they smell that they have it, the world will bow their heads toward the Vatican, right?”

Unlike me, who had no particular affection for this world, my friend was very serious about this world.

“The Goddess Church is the evil of this world.”

“I don’t care whether it’s accumulated or not.”

“Why? You only need to take care of those who show interest in you?”

“…….”

At the time, I didn’t have a deep relationship with the saintess.

So, even if someone curses at her saintess or insults her saintly woman, they just let it go through one ear.

“Hey. If she says that the saintess is her enemy and the source of all evil, how will you attack the Holy See?”

“…Why does the saintess have to be her enemy?”

“If you play the original game, it’s a basic cliché that an absolutely reliable ally turned out to be an enemy, right?”

“The saintess is not that kind of woman.”

“That’s because you got the bean pods on you. They talked at length while receiving treatment all the time, and then it seems like you fell in love with the saintess completely. It’s the same with you.”

“…So you think it’s right for me to ask such a question? Huh?”

“Oh, little. Then let’s think differently.”

My friend was persistent.

“If you are the demon king, think that you have to occupy the Goddess Church as the demon king. Then what method will you use?”

“Are you a spy?”

“I’m serious right now. If what I’m saying right now is because I’m the Demon King, my mother is Min-Sena, my wife is Park Ha-Young, and my daughter is Hwang Lian.”

“……What are you doing that much. Rather do a pad lip.”

In the end, I revealed my thoughts to my friend’s persistent question.

“First of all… Only the buildings of the Holy See are protected by divine power, right? Whatever the principle.”

“That’s right.”

“Then the answer is simple. The first step is to eliminate everything outside the Vatican. Then cut off the supply routes, and let those inside the Vatican die on their own.”

“You definitely seem to have a talent for this. If you go to the army later, take a stake. You’re good at shoveling and planning well, so you’ll be very happy when you’re training.”

“Bugs.”

In the end, my friend wasn’t a spy, and he really thought that the saintess was the source of all evil, so he asked me about the invasion of the Vatican.

Then he spread the information everywhere.

He tried to praise me, but until he died, he sincerely thought that the Goddess Church was in the dark.

There is nothing wrong with him.

If there’s anything he’s done wrong, it’s just that he said it to someone who didn’t have to, who didn’t have to.

“It’s not necessarily limited to the Vatican. It’s the same with the Devil’s Castle, and it can be used anywhere that is isolated and disconnected from the outside world.”

“Then how do you think we can destroy what’s outside?”

“Is there anything special? It’s literally scorched earth. You just have to push everything around so you don’t feel any life reactions. Yes, taking the Demon Castle as an example…”

This is the worst.

“Leaving only the buildings of the Demon Castle, erasing the entire surrounding area.”

If there is an iron fortress, if you blow the surroundings of the iron fortress, that’s enough.

“And the way to attack the remaining demon castles…Wouldn’t it be fine to think about it first? If only time allowed.”

“Really? Then…You’ll need the help of people with skills related to that. For example, Yuri Chae?”

“What? Stop talking nonsense. Why is he here?”

“Hey. Ask him a little bit. He’ll secretly want to get back together with you now?”

“Go away. She’s a woman who will run away if my life is in danger anyway. What I need is a comrade and comrade. If it’s to satisfy a momentary desire, I can go buy flowers over there.”

“Wow… You’re determined. Still, can you ask me once?”

“Do whatever you want. Me too. Why does everyone keep trying to reweave…Tsk.”

The plan I told my friend would have gone into Chae Yu-ri as well.

* * *

Fu-wook.

Blood splattered in front of my eyes.

Red blood swept across my face, and I felt as if my eyes were white for a moment at the scene unfolding before me.

“Ah.”

In front of me is the Grand Duke of the North.

There are people who should be laying down bleeding with a shovel stuck in their abdomen.

By the way.

“Heh, hehehehe…”

It wasn’t enough to ram his body further into his shovel, and he stabbed himself in the neck with the dagger he drew from his bosom.

“Already, you, are late…”

Cheolpuduck.

Archduke Harald has fallen.

His body tilted sideways, blood pouring from his throat.

“This, you bastard…!”

Words do not come out well.

What have you done?

Did you commit suicide so you wouldn’t give me any more information?

You want to f*ck me?

“Aagh!!”

Soldiers scream from behind.

“His Majesty Harald is dead!”

“The fallen warrior Undertaker murdered you!”

“The Church has declared war! They are our enemies!!”

“No…!”

Was even death planned?

Or did he explode with his own death as the catalyst, knowing that he couldn’t control me?

“Keugh…! Retreat! First of all, I will prepare the battle lines and then deal with the fallen warriors!”

The leader of the knights hurriedly gave orders to the knights and soldiers under his command and began to leave the castle.

I hurriedly turned my body and chased after them, standing at the very rear and snatching the helmet of the knight captain who was trying to take the soldiers out of the castle.

“Where is the Red Wizard?! Is he in the Vatican?! Tell me now!”

“Heh, hehehehe…!”

The knight captain laughed at me even as he was strangled by the strings of his helmet.

“The Red Wizard is in…!”

“?!”

“Destroy the Central Church! Curse the Goddess Church and the holy woman who summoned the immortal monsters!”

Puhwaak.

The captain of the knight also took a dagger from his bosom and thrust it into his throat.

“You won’t get hit twice!”

Just in case, I stretched out my hand to try to stop him from killing himself, and the dagger only pierced the knight captain’s throat very thinly.

“Chevis!”

“Yes, master!”

A soldier who looked like a servant came running and punched the elbow of the knight captain who was clutching a dagger.

Pooh!

The dagger pierced the head of the knight captain, and the servant also took out a dagger.

“These lunatics!”

I kicked the seed right away, then stabbed a shovel through both of his arms and broke them.

“What are you doing! No, where is the red mage!”

“The red mage is…”

The squire with twisted arms laughed with bloody teeth.

“It’s in your mother’s belly, you son of a demon king.”

“…….”

Kwadeuk.

He heard something biting inside, and the servant threw his head to the side, blood dripping black from his mouth.

“Ha, really…”

My head hurts.

Suddenly, I couldn’t understand why these guys were dying like this or why they were running amok like this.

I headed out.

Outside, countless soldiers were glaring at me, and they were staring at me full of murder and hatred.

“…… Ha.”

Square, above the sky.

There, the image of me stabbing Archduke Harald in the stomach was shining like a burn.

“Fire Curtain…”

Like a burning kite floating in the sky, the curtain was burning red, showing everyone how I killed the king.

“Demon King Undertaker killed the King—-!”

“The advance guard of the Goddess Church killed the king! We will definitely take revenge!”

“The true warrior will avenge the blood! We will stop the demon king and avenge the same blood we shed!”

“…….”

If you’re trying to rectify the situation, you should definitely shout here.

No.

But there is no time for that.

“…I don’t have time to deal with you guys.”

I took the scroll from my bosom and tore it up.

Whether or not they think of me as her kingslayer and her demon king, I have to go rescue ‘her girl’ first.

Wi-ing.

The moment your body shines.

The moment I moved to the area near the Holy See where the teleport magic circle was drawn.

“Ah.”

Around the Vatican.

It was engulfed in flames red like blood.

A huge ring of fire wrapped around the entire Vatican.

With the smell of burning protein.