I’m Not Your Dad, I’m a Villain

EP.11 EP1. Duel with enemies (1)

Due to the nature of my abilities, recovery from amputation is very fast.

There are no foreign objects left in the wound like bullets, and there are not many parts to regenerate like a body crumbles.

Thanks to that, I’m glad to be able to move again even after the battle is over… … .

“Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!!”

… Yeah, the problem is that it’s not just one guy.

As they crossed the burning amusement park, laughter began to be heard from all directions.

A state in which a large group is presumed to have no single sound.

But now I am a body that has something to protect.

“…boss.”

As I turned my gaze to the distance, I caught a glimpse of a Ferris wheel that had not yet collapsed.

Ferris wheel stopped after the accident. Is the boss still over there?

I was sitting on a nearby bench before I lost consciousness… Damn it, I was pushed too far by the shards from the explosion.

But even though he had to go in a hurry, he couldn’t help but be concerned about the eyes around him.

Since I have to hide my identity, I can’t even show myself using my abilities… … .

– Blast.

… Oh, that’s good.

He entered a nearby crumbling bakery, picked up a bag of bread spread out in it, and punched a hole in it.

After the bus attack, I’m going to wear a bread bag over my head again.

Well, it would be better if you just hide your face.

Unlike heroes, this is a position where you only need to care about efficiency rather than improving your face.

“There are survivors over there!”

“Kah ha ha! Kill it! Kill everything you see!!”

yes, it’s coming slowly.

I put a bag of bread over my head, then counterattacked the slayers who rushed at me like the kiddies before.

There was nothing to fuss about.

I am a minion of an organization called the strongest and worst on this continent.

And because they were little bastards who couldn’t even get on their toes in that organization.

– Quad Duk!

…though that difference doesn’t make them immune to attacks, of course.

“Kah ha ha! You run like a moth!”

“By slaughtering like this… … .”

– Dude!

But as long as you don’t lose consciousness, you’ll have a good body.

Holding on to the weapons embedded in their bodies, they lifted their bodies with their superhuman strength.

The villains’ bodies were lifted up with their weapons in an instant. The reason why the struggle didn’t even take place was because there was a preconceived notion that a guy with a sword stuck in his body wouldn’t be able to fight back.

A moment’s inattention is a good attacking opportunity for me.

“Hey, baby… … .”

– Puff!

As it was, he smashed them in the face and mediocre with a fist that was strengthened with superhuman strength and blew them away.

A man who lost consciousness due to a twisted jawbone, a man who died with his brain crushed… … .

There are some who are still breathing, but now is not the time to worry about that.

“… … what is this guy Are you using superpowers?”

It took a while to even get out of the seat, wiping the blood on his hands.

I realized later that the shadows of the guys who had gathered after hearing the previous commotion filled my surroundings.

“Aren’t you an ordinary citizen?”

“Okay, is it a gift from the reproduction world?”

The number is dozens.

They have a large physique, and they are both fiercely and sophisticatedly equipped with weapons.

It is not that they are wandering villains who do not receive adequate supply, but that they belong to a group with a decent size.

But usually, if you belong to the same group, you will be consistent in your clothes. Aren’t these guys all playing with Junggu heating in terms of personality?

“You guys, what are you?”

When I asked a single question, a deep smile began to appear on their lips.

“hahahaha! Are you asking about our identity in this situation?”

“If it’s a hero, they’re just killing villains with question-and-answer dances… But when it’s time to die, I’m curious about who they really are.”

“Of course, if you want to know, you have to teach me. Have you ever heard of a villain union?”

There are a lot of open mouths, so just asking a question brings back a thousand words.

But whatever it was, I could roughly guess what they were.

Alliance of Villains… … . Even when he was in an organization, he appeared occasionally.

Each villain temporarily unites each other’s group to carry out an operation in order to do something that one group cannot do.

Of course, villains are usually hostile to each other, so the ending is usually not good.

Since he is a villain by nature, it is not uncommon to hit the back of the head to get rid of a rival or gain one’s own interests while achieving his or her purpose.

Such an end may await them too, but the important thing is that now is not the time.

“After Ouroboros disappears, I’m hoping to fill the void, but the heroes keep interfering with me.”

“So, first of all, we should get rid of them all, so we got together like this~”

ah yes I barely understand

No matter how bad the villains are, they all have a common enemy, the hero.

Of course, weakening the influence of the hero is a priority rather than the struggle for supremacy, so this was done to publicize the news of the alliance at this time.

In other words, their purpose is not to aim for a specific target or reward, but rather to destroy and slaughter in the realm of the hero.

“under… … . What was the Hero Association doing before becoming this division?”

The situation so grasped was so outrageous that snoring burst out.

It’s not enough to let them infiltrate the hero’s base, not even in the middle of the city, and they don’t even properly defend themselves in case of an emergency… … .

Seriously, is this poor defense what the group that destroyed the strongest organization I belonged to is doing?

“By the way, what are you going to do?

“Aren’t those who fell over there not even dwarfs? If I can subdue them, I’m sure they’ll be named!”

“Khahahahaha! If I kill that guy, I’ll be able to raise my reputation!?”

“It’s hunting, hunting!!”

No, we have more work to do right now, so let’s put our disappointment on later.

Fortunately, the Ferris wheel has not yet collapsed, and as it is built high, it will be difficult for villains to reach except for the lower floors.

For now, the first thing to do is to deal with these garbage and rescue the boss.

But can I do it now?

The first thing I need to do now is to protect the boss, not annihilate these guys.

Unfortunately, this side only possesses an extremely high vitality, and there is no effective tactics or destructive power against the majority.

– Kugugung, Kwagang!

And even at this moment, the villains’ terrorism at the amusement park continues.

If the rectification is delayed, it will be a matter of time for the demons to reach the boss.

somehow… … . We need a way to somehow overcome this situation.

Is there any way to defeat all of these guys and get to the boss in a hurry…

– Shoo!

Immediately after feeling such impatience, a loud roar resounded from among those who were just about to rush towards me.

Gaze at the sound. All of a sudden, everyone’s eyes, including me, began to turn toward the sky.

Dark red liquid pouring down from the sky.

-thud!

Before he could figure out the identity of the fishy scent he felt, the being who scattered it eventually fell to the center of the scene.

A person whose body is crushed… … .

No, a blood clot that was human.

“Kuy, ok… … .”

A dangerous breathing sound could be heard, as if a pig was plucking by the throat, but the current state was nothing more than a piece of living meat.

Is this the villain’s work?

No, looking at his clothes and appearance, he seemed closer to a villain rather than a citizen.

In such a situation, there is only one existence that makes a villain like this.

“… hero?”

Immediately after the answer came out of someone’s mouth.

– Kugugung!!

A lump of brilliant light that fell from where I stood.

Cracks formed in the ground starting from the point where it fell, and strong vibrations began to strike the site, putting the balance in danger.

Damn, what again this time, did a meteorite fall?

“ha… … .”

No, it’s not a meteorite, it’s a human.

With a moan, the afterimage returned to its original state, and the chunk of meat with its feet stuck to the floor began to be trampled on.

Above it is a pink, flattering dress with frills. The jewels in the star-shaped ornaments hanging from the head and ears emit a dazzling light reflecting the movement of the body.

A woman in a ‘Magical Girl’ outfit that looks like something out of an anime for girls.

“The man with the bread bag there.”

But what was drawn in both eyes was a high-pressure gaze.

As I felt overwhelmed by the gaze, I felt familiarity slowly rise from her appearance.

“Are you a villain too?”

Yes, I know this guy.

***

just 5 minutes ago.

– Kurreung, Kurreung.

When a faint vibration came over the waiting room, the woman who had been sleeping on the sofa threw her head on the floor and struggled to stand up from the pain.

“… Ugh, what suddenly?”

A body that has been busy with recent performances and autograph sessions.

Since time to sleep was tight, rest before the performance was very important to her.

To be disturbed by this golden break in such a yard… No, what time is it now?

“What, what? The performance time has already passed!? What the hell is the manager sister doing?!”

The interior of the waiting room with the lights off.

Fortunately, when I checked the time through a working smartphone, I was able to confirm that the scheduled performance time was greatly deviated.

For her who keeps her schedule like a knife, it’s something that she considers negligent.

I was resentful about why the manager didn’t come to wake me up, but that was a matter to be addressed later.

“Hey, are you okay with makeup? What’s wrong with clothes?”

A fluttering pink dress and accessories full of star patterns.

The woman who checked everything through the full-length mirror slapped my cheeks and hurriedly left the waiting room.

At the end of the corridor, we arrived at the performance hall of Hero Land.

“Ahahahaha, sorry I’m late, everyone! Start the show right now… … .”

– Kudangtang.

As soon as the sign fell off the scene, the woman’s eyes began to widen, who stopped walking.

The spectators, which should be crowded with people, have collapsed, and there are bloodstains everywhere.

corpses, not citizens.

And beyond that, a gruesome scene where screams filled with pain are heard rather than cheers.

“uh. what, here, why… … .”

A catastrophe that should never happen in Hero Land, the area where heroes are active.

But this is a reality, not a dream.

“Oh! Found a survivor!!”

As if to teach him that fact, a villain who suddenly broke into the stage and swung the iron hammer in his hand towards her head.

– Kaang!

Metal crash sound.

The thrill that arose from that taught them that the current shock was never light.

Yes, it is powerful enough to turn one person into a blood cake.

Intoxicated by his own power, the villain looked down at my hammer and burst into laughter.

“Kah ha ha! You’re out of luck, girl! I guess I’m caught by this Morning Star… … .”

-Pudder!

A cracking sound echoed before the words were finished.

It was only at that time that the color returned to my ecstatic eyes, and I was able to properly see the scene unfolding in front of me.

The body that should have flew away is still rooted in its place.

The head that was hit by the attack is also in good condition.

On the contrary, it was not the woman who wore the magical girl cosplay, but her own arms holding the Morning Star.