I’m Not Your Dad, I’m a Villain

EP.18 EP2. test(2)

“Oh, you know that. Contrary to how you look, you have a pretty high eye.”

A man applauding and admiring my guess.

But that was more of a sarcasm than a compliment.

It’s a sarcasm to say that a guy who’s not even called a superman can still understand other people’s abilities well.

“Yeah, as you can see, a lot of these people here have Gifts or have equivalent abilities. For example, the giant man over there.”

Suddenly, the man’s fingertips turned towards the bearded man who was leaning against the wall and holding a dumbbell.

“His name is Maximus, which is graded C in the tests conducted by the Association, and he is known to have worked as a professional in the conflict zones in Pangea before coming here.”

“If you were active in a conflict zone, would you say you were a mercenary?”

“Yes.

In terms of ability and experience, it can be said that he is one of the top-ranked people here. If we look at those who are on an equal footing with him,

The man looking at the notebook from the side is Kaiser Soze, who competes for male and female heroes, and the strong woman over there is a former A-class.

Sonya Doreen, who acted as a sidekick for the hero, and the one wearing a helmet behind was the runner-up Spartan in the Superhuman War… … .”

A man with his arms crossed and proudly saying his name one after another.

But, coincidentally, the names he spoke of did not exist in my memory either, and they were not immediately resonant with my ears.

Well, even though I am weak, my time in the field is rather long.

At the time of the Great War, C-class and lower heroes could not even participate at all.

What matters is why they are here rather than their strength.

“It’s strange, if you are a superhuman with a grade of C or higher, you would apply for the hero rather than the bodyguard… … .”

“Did I tell you earlier? This is the entertainment spirit, the ‘peak of the current entertainment industry’ where common sense does not apply.”

Even for such a natural question, the man immediately explained it as if he had been waiting.

“Yes, this is

It is a gathering place for heroes with the best recognition in the industry. A-class as well as S-class heroes reside here, and they

There are tens of thousands of people who flock to each event.”

“… … In short, to control and take them all, you need a strong man, right?”

“As a matter of fact, as fans are ‘civilians’, they need to know how to suppress and push them without hurting, so the required knowledge is bound to increase.”

Obviously, you can’t hire hundreds of people to protect one person.

On the contrary, if the number increases, the command system becomes abnormal, so the fewer people who can escort, the better.

In other words, what this test requires is a small number of elite agents.

Literally, unless you are a superman, this is something you cannot afford.

“How is it? Do you understand why I said you were insignificant?”

Yes, it must seem ridiculous that I came to a place like this, whose face is not well known.

And actually, I also don’t know why I was called here.

If you dare to point out and hand over a letter of recommendation to this agency, don’t you think you’ve heard of me to a certain extent?

If you went through the association, you would know that my grade is also an E grade, but I dare you to join me as a bodyguard… … .

Oh wait. Come to think of it, wasn’t that what the staff brought here after seeing a letter of recommendation?

To the end, I just brought it because I thought, ‘The guy who came just in time is also here for the interview’, and it is clear that the staff misunderstood something.

“But too

You won’t be disappointed. Even if you choose a job that doesn’t fit the fraction, you are also a subject to consider for me as a hero!

If you wish, this Orléans Noblesse, a talent who will rise to the next S-class hero, sees you off to the exit… … !”

It took a moment for those speculations to turn into certainty after seeing the guy squealing next to him.

“Everyone, Joo Mo-ok!!”

At that moment, a loud shout echoed through the space.

Everyone gathered in the waiting room, including the guy next to me, looked at the entrance on the other side.

It was a man in a red hat who entered the test site. Under the circumstances, he seemed to be the host of this bodyguard test.

“Is it all the test takers gathered here?”

Damn, I lost my chance to get out because I was so obsessed with the Khan.

But it was a situation that broke the atmosphere.

Reluctantly, the host in a red hat caught the attention of the test takers with his arms crossed.

“Okay then, let’s take it all together and move on right away. My name is Ki-Yeol Choi, who is currently in charge of the bodyguard team of Entertainment Spirit and is in charge of this test.”

“Choi Ki-yeol… … ?”

As soon as I heard the man’s name, the atmosphere became chaotic.

It was the same with the Khan people next to me who hardened their faces.

“If it’s Choi Ki-yeol… … . That’s right, is it a Ghost Hunter?”

“Ghost Hunter?”

“Up to the top of class A

It is the superman who climbed up. He is not famous because he does not appear in the field, but his true value lies in his education. in reality

He was invited as an instructor in the Superman Academy, and there were several superior heroes from the rider he was in charge of… … .”

Oh, that’s right.

It’s class A, but if it’s in charge of education, not in the field, I wouldn’t even know it.

“The nickname is the ghost catcher… … . In front of him, he said that no bad apprentice could save his qi. But maybe Spirit hired him as the bodyguard team leader.”

The Khan people raised the corners of their mouths with a nervous voice.

The cold sweat running down his forehead taught him that even the tallest thunder-naked man in this world cannot be ignored.

Of course, with it or not, the host named Ki-Yeol Choi just continued to explain.

“Come on, everyone.

As you know, the duration of the bodyguard test conducted by Entertainment Spirit is 4 days and 3 nights. During that time, you will pass the tests I have prepared for you.

Through the process, we will test whether we can protect the heroes belonging to this agency.”

Oh, oh my. Hopefully the test won’t be over in one day.

Isn’t it too much of a waste of time to be dragged around for four days in the yard that just got swept away?

“In general, though… … .”

Raise your hand right away and try to get out for a while.

As if Ki-Yeol Choi was talking about something serious, I began to change the hat on my head and gradually set the tone.

“Unfortunately, this

Human resources and time are also valuable. The longer the time spent on the test, the slower the time put into the field will be, so you don’t have to go through a cumbersome test.

If it is judged that I am qualified without it, I will pass the exam immediately with my authority.”

“Is it right?”

Choi Ki-yeol’s words make the atmosphere flustered.

Shortening the test period is also to prove one’s competence, so it will be attractive to those who come with some confidence.

After a while, the hand he was about to lift was withdrawn for nothing that would harm the atmosphere, and a man raised his hand and asked Ki-yeol Choi.

“You mean, if you pass the exam on this site, you can become a bodyguard right away?”

“Yeah, of course.”

Choi Ki-yeol nodded and held out his hand.

“If I can withstand the fists I wield with all my might, I will be able to say that I have all the skills I need as a bodyguard.”

His rough and thick hands prove that he has been training for many years. After listening to the explanation, he said that he was a former hero who had reached A-class like Ronin Blade.

Even excluding the gift, the capacity of super manpower would be considerable.

It would be difficult for C-class flutterers to withstand those fists with their bare body.

“Fufu.”

Even in such a yard, there was one person who dared to step forward, it was the Khan who had been next to me before and explained every word.

“This, it seems that the stage for me has finally come.”

How are you?

If you say you have a gongjongki, you don’t miss an opportunity like this.

“Hey, are you coming out right away without worrying about it?”

“That’s because you can’t miss out on a solo stage like this as you’re aiming for the next S-class hero.”

Choi Ki-yeol admires.

A Khan who brushed his hair in front of him and raised his nose.

“Come on, you can come. I will face your attacks with my own body and prove my greatness to everyone here!”

Afterwards, he began to spread his arms out toward Choi Ki-yeol.

Did you like the look?

“Kah ha ha! One unit is great!”

Choi Ki-yeol, who smiles broadly and puts strength into my fist.

At that moment, his arms began to swell with the sound of ‘Koo-Duk!’

– Chichijik!!

No, it’s not just bloating.

The muscles outlined above the clothes swell even more, revealing their presence to the point of tearing the clothes off.

“… … uh?”

Seeing the scene, the Khan’s expression hardened, and a cold sweat began to flow on his face again.

Even at such a moment, the arm is still inflated.

Eventually, Choi Ki-yeol’s forearms grew to the same thickness as the Khan’s head.

Yes, from now on, those fists will hit his body.

“If I came so confidently, it would be the right thing for me to respond with all my might. Alright, let’s get this body’s power once in a while!!”

“Uh, hey, wait… … .”

“A SAY ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!”

– Aww!!

A loud roar echoed after the shouting.

The body of the Khan who disappeared as an afterimage with him passed me by and was slammed into the wall behind me.

The moment when the atmosphere that had previously been filled with anticipation became rigid at once.

I cautiously approached the Khan and asked.

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah, good luck… … .”

looks good

Whatever it is, I just want to live without being beaten with all my might by the punches applied by the A-class reinforcement type.

“Hey, I thought talented people would come, but I can’t stand this much… … .”

However, looking at him, Choi Ki-yeol wrinkled his face and shook his head.

“Baby, Giyeol!!”

A voice that really shows a lot of disappointment.

The door opened with the beckoning that followed him, and soon the people in red hats like him started to leave their seats with the Khan on their rides.

“ruler! Who will be the next challenger!?”

Choi Ki-yeol, who maintains the tension that has risen once.

Aseira screamed and the body of the test takers stiffened at once.

Yes, even if they say I am, in the end they are C-class baboons. Of course, it would be strange to come to your senses after seeing the punch of an A-class hero.

“Well then, I’ll try this time!”

Still, a man who dares to challenge himself.

Seeing that he raised the corners of his mouth while sweating, it seemed that he had a plan to effectively catch the opponent’s attack.

“A SAY ONE PUNCH!!!!”

But once you get hit, you’ll change your mind.

– Aww!!

What is the plan in the first place?

It is to build up people who lack strength.

In the face of overwhelming power, skills or head are all useless.

“Come on, wait! Prepare your mind!!”

“It is the path you have chosen. Endure with evil and with strength!”

Fortunately, the man named Choi Ki-yeol is also controlling his power?

The porosity of the supergrass is great, but that’s because it spreads the superpowers as if they were dispersed rather than clustered in one place.

Although the area of ​​the impact is large, the damage is dispersed, so it is not enough to die.

If it endures with a C-grade superhuman force, the air in the lungs is squeezed out and only about three ribs go out.

It will be terribly painful, but the person who came with the examiner is a healer and will soon recover.

“Now, who will be the next challenger?”

But even if there are safety measures, fear is also fear.

The test takers averted their gaze as if they had judged that there was no hope after they knocked out about four people. It’s a test in the first place, and if you make it into a kneading sound, you’re going to die.

Of course, this is not a real test, so there is no need to overdo it.

“excuse me.”

Yes, the situation has been cleared up, so I can leave for now.

“Heh heh, yes, is your guy the next applicant?”

“No, not support… … . I’m sorry, but I’m not a test taker. Can I go see your business soon?”

Yeah, in the first place, for me, who is an E-ranked person, I don’t think this place with an average C-grade would suit me?

No matter how good the pay, it is clear that working as a bodyguard to the point of overdoing it would be a nuisance to each other.

Yes, I tried to turn my back, thinking that the other party would understand that too.

“Are you running away?”

Choi Ki-yeol immediately vomits disappointment at my words.

No, it was more of a look of contempt than disappointment.

“no. It’s not like that… … .”

“under! If turning your back on this situation isn’t running away, what do you mean!?”

Choi Ki-yeol, who crossed his arms and shouted even more strongly.

“Of course the overwhelming

The difference in power could lead to a step backwards. However, the guys who remain here are prepared to test even after seeing those who have fallen.

It will remain here! Seeing those who fell in such a yard, they tried to run away with poor excuses!!”

“No, it’s not like that, there’s a misunderstanding… … .”

“No, I’m glad you let me know even now, because I can’t entrust a man who doesn’t have the guts to do the serious job of being a hero’s bodyguard!”

– Drop.

As I was about to make an excuse in embarrassment, the sound of something breaking resounded in my head.

You bastard, what did you just say?

What? Don’t you have the guts?

I?