Imperial Uncle

I stepped out of the east gate of the Royal Garden in the sunset twilight. After walking two steps along the road, I heard someone shouting, “Uncle Jun, Uncle Jun …”

I stopped and looked back, and saw one of my emperors nephew, Wang Qitan stepped forward, stood in front of my eyes, and smiled and said, “Uncle Jun, it’s great to see you in the palace. My nephew has a burning eyebrow It is waiting for Uncle Jun to save his life. “

If in normal times, I would have to embarrass him in the first place and ask him to call the uncle a few more times before asking him what was wrong, but today I really do n’t have that heart, so I am straightforward: “What is the lack of money?”

Qi Tan grinned and rubbed his hands, “Uncle Jun has been hurting his nephew so much. He didn’t have to wait for the nephew to speak before he knew what he wanted.” He leaned in front of me and stretched out his fingers to compare. Two. “

I sighed: “Qi Tan, you just take the fire now and burn the uncle’s mansion.”

The king of the king has recently become fascinated with antique calligraphy and paintings, and has collected countless collections. He has lost millions of money, but he is actually a semi-announcer in antiques. Only with a half-handedness can there be such enthusiasm and courage to dare to buy and throw money.

The free money in his own hands was almost defeated, so he climbed up to his uncle and me, relying on me to hurt him since childhood, repeatedly salivating to borrow money, borrowed more than once, of course, I did not expect him to pay back.

The king of kings rubbed his hands and said, “Uncle Jun, it’s really six thousand two, only six thousand two. Uncle Jun, do you know what I encountered today? The wine bottle used by King Zhou Wen! The seller only opened Eighty-two thousand silver, several people grabbed me, and maybe later they were snatched by others. “

I said, “I remember that you just got an ear puppet that was said to have been used by King Shang Ye a few days ago. It looks like a fake. According to Uncle Huang, you have no luck in the Shang and Zhou period, this time it’s fine. stop.”

I turned around and continued to move forward, Qi Tan also followed behind me: “Uncle Jun, uncle, good uncle, uncle Jun, this time is different. I have suffered once, but can I still learn a lot? This time, it is indeed the real thing! In a few days, it is the birthday of the emperor. I want to dedicate this thing to the emperor. As a gift, Uncle Jun, you can only treat it as a nephew! Otherwise, when you present it I wrote on the gift list that this wine was given to you and me together, and you have a share of Uncle Huang, wouldn’t this be possible? “

Nonsense, eight thousand and two silver stuff, your uncle and I made six thousand two, when you write the gift list, it stands to reason that your name should be written far behind me.

I said earnestly to Qi Tan: “If you can correct this problem and stop collecting antique calligraphy and painting from then on, the Holy Spirit will be very pleased, and it will be happier than accepting ten priests for Zhou Wen’s sacrifice.”

Qi Tan was obsessed with it, and took it as a whisper. He grabbed my cuff and said, “Uncle Jun, only I beg you. Or, five thousand two, five thousand two?”

I sigh again: “Just let me turn back now, and play the emperor, and let him change the Henan mansion into your fief. It is said that there are a lot of ruins and tombs in the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and I will prepare another one or twenty for you Zhuang Ding, a cart of hoes and a shovel, you can keep planing every day, you will be able to plan the treasure. Better than you are now. “

Qi Tan just clasped my sleeve tightly and grinned, “Uncle Jun, four thousand two, or four thousand two.”

I just made a turtle in the morning and was treated as a fat sheep in the afternoon. I was very decadent about my situation. Qi Tan said with honey on his mouth and said, “I know Uncle Jun Huang will definitely lend it to me. Uncle Jun Huang loves me the most since he was a child.”

I sighed again, and indeed he could n’t take him. Qi Tan dared to do this. I have been used to it since he was a child.

I thought that when Qi Dan, Qi Fei, Qi Li and other old emperors or my cousins’ princes were young children, including Qi Huan, I had played with them.

Among them, Qi Tan Qi Fei in the prince, Qi Li Qi Zheng Qi Qian among the princes, etc. went to the palace of Huai Wang, Qi Tan was clever and bold, and he was only one mother away from the emperor in his childhood, but it seemed that he was not a pro. Brother, Qi Yan was dumb when he was a kid. He was awkward in his stomach. He didn’t say anything what he wanted, Qi Tan had to yell loudest, what he wanted, and what he wanted. Because of this strength, many good things have been taken away from my palace in Huaiwang. Because of this, it seems that I have always been in pain.

It is said that the queen mother had worried that I would change to Qi Tan and threaten Qi Lu’s throne. Later, when I heard about it, I thought it was ridiculous.

Not to mention the fact that the king was not able to resist the dissolution of Chu Jun at all, and based on Qi Tan’s temper, he had better not be an emperor in his life. If he is sitting on the throne now, I am afraid that I have already lost the treasury and is not far from the country of death. Alas.

Qi Tan grabbed my sleeve and still looked at me with a smile. It is estimated that if I did not promise to take the money, my cuff would not have to be loosened from his hand today.

I nodded helplessly, thinking that a large sum of money would be erased from my account book, and my heart was stinging.

At this moment, the corner of my eyes reached a smear of dark blue on the corner of the side of the road.

The heart suddenly vibrated for no reason.

Or, god, have mercy on me and give me a chance in vain?

I pretended that I hadn’t turned my eyes, and said to Qi Tan, “Well, it’s just that the wine is really a fake. Uncle Huang is really uneasy. If it is false, wouldn’t I give you silver, wouldn’t it mean to condone you? I think I’ll work with you Go, let’s say after the authenticity is confirmed. “

Qi Tan said: “Uncle Jun, you don’t seem to be as good at antiques as your nephew. I guess it looks real. You must look real too. Why bother your old man?”

I shook my head: “No, no, I don’t feel comfortable without appraisal.” I spoke slowly and prolonged the tone, and the figure of Mo Lan just came closer. I looked up and pretended to discover the authentic way: ” Coincidentally, just saying that identification is not good, here comes the expert. “

Liu Tong said with a smile to Qi Tan and me: “The minister seems to have disturbed the conversation between the two His Highnesses.”

Qi Tan finally loosened my sleeve, and bowed back and said, “Liu Xiang, is this going home?”

Liu Tong said politely, “Exactly.” He had to leave. I dared and said, “Liu Xiang, please stay away.”

Liu Tongyi stopped, a look of doubt appeared in his expression, Qi Tan looked at me in amazement.

Liu Tongyi and I have rarely intersected each other in the middle of the DPRK. When they met each other, they had at least a few words of shame. Everyone knows that I have no friendship and no grudges with him, but my reputation is the king of traitors. His reputation is a virtuous person, about equal to one black and one white. In the eyes of others, it is right that I and he must There is no mutual conflict.

So I shouted at Liu Tongyi, not only did he show confusion, but even my nephew Wang Huang’s nephew was surprised.

I pretended to have a relaxed look and said, “Xiao Wang may have something to trouble Liu Xiang to help.” Qi Tan glared at me in amazement, and I smiled and said to him, “Liu Xiang is one of the best talents in Korea. His appreciation of antique calligraphy and painting is extremely proficient, but isn’t it the expert sent by God? “

Qi Tan’s expression was very complicated: “Uncle Junhuang, you …”

I leaned over Liu Tong and said, “Liu Xiang, Xiao Wang’s nephew Wang Huang’s nephew is going to spend a lot of money to buy a wine pot. He said it was used by King Zhou Wen. Xiao Wang was worried that he bought a fake. At this moment I have a lot of time, I wonder if you can ask me to go and palm the eyes for Xiao Wang and King Wang together, so that we can buy a fake and make people laugh at their teeth. “

I looked at Liu Tongyi. For a few years in the middle of the DPRK, I could count on him a few chances to see each other. So in the spring breeze, my king’s heart was quite rippling.

Liu Tongyi has always been rigorous and self-disciplined, afraid that he would not contaminate my turbid air. Often, he would find an excuse to quit.

In the twilight, his face was like a picture scroll of ink and wash, quiet and elegant, and my heart seemed to follow the elegance, and the princess, the family, the tortoise, were all temporarily away from the king, to the nine clouds.

He smiled and said to me, “Thanks to His Royal Highness, I will not shirk from the court, and obey His Royal Highness.”

At that moment, the spring breeze was full of flowers, and my heart was more rippling.