In Konoha, here are the top ten tragedies in the ninja world

Zhang Wei closed his eyes tightly, and his consciousness also came to Gaara's dream.

He wanted to create a dream for Gaara, a dream that would let him see the whole truth.

Haha! I almost forgot, there are two little guys locked in the small dark room. Are these two scared to death? They deserve it, because they don't respect me, an old man.

Kankuro:"Temari, sister, can you hear me, are the three of us dead?"

Temari:"Kankuro, where are you, I feel like it's pitch black all around, without any light?"

"Me too, it was so dark that I couldn't see anything clearly, that uncle must be the butcher who killed the children, his ramen smelled so good! Could it be made from children's meat!"

Kankuro yelled

"Madam! That's too cruel! We will also be made into ramen by him, he is a ramen devil!"

Zhang Wei, who had just arrived at Gaara's consciousness space, couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

"You have a very rich imagination, Kankuro. Don't worry, I am not a bad person. Your meat is for you.���You black guy, even the cannibals won’t want to eat you!"

Ahhh!

Zhang Wei’s voice scared Temari and Kanjiurō. It turned out that this person had been spying on them in the dark.

Temari:"Uncle, I didn’t expect you to be such a powerful person. We admit defeat. Please let us out of the illusion."

Kanjiurō:"Illusion? Temari, you mean, we were caught in an illusion, but when did it happen?"

Kanjiurō:"That’s terrible. How can there be such a real illusion in the world? Is the delicious ramen fake too?" Temari:"

Stupid, how can I, who am so smart, have such a stupid brother like you? His illusion has reached the pinnacle. I’m afraid we were caught as soon as we entered the door! Including the ramen we eat is probably an illusion?"

Seeing that Zhang Wei had not interrupted, the clever Temari felt that she had deduced the truth of the matter.

"There is only one truth, that is"

"Uncle, you must be that man, the rebel ninja of Konoha who wiped out the entire clan!"

"In order to gain power, you opened your Mangekyō Sharingan and killed the entire clan. I heard your story from my senior."

"Your name is, ita lacquer (Uchiha Itachi)！"

"We have a common enemy. As long as you let us go, we Sand Ninjas can form an alliance with you and fight Konoha together!"

Zhang Wei, who had been silent and listening to the two smart guys talking with interest, was stunned.

"Ha! What?"

When did I become one against seven? I didn't even know I had this identity?

This little Temari! Her little head must have been overheated. It's no wonder. The sand village is all desert and it's very hot during the day. It's really imaginative. Her IQ is really not comparable to that of her future husband. Shikamaru has been smart since he was a child!

"I'm not Uchiha Itachi, I'm just an old man, at best, I'm just a noodle-making master, I've been making noodles all year round, so I'm just a little bit stronger than ordinary people."

Zhang Wei directly denied Temari's words, he didn't want this little girl to keep thinking about it, otherwise he would turn into a masked man.

Of course, in the end Zhang Wei didn't forget to maintain the image of the old master as an ordinary man.

Kankuro widened his eyes:"Even now, you still call yourself an ordinary person, do you think I have no knowledge because I haven't studied much?"

"Kill me if you want to, just destroy me quickly!"

Kanjiro felt that he had figured everything out. This uncle liked to play dumb and eat the tiger. He usually pretended to be a ramen boss, but he was actually a demon who killed weak ninjas. His heart had long been twisted, and he abused people like small animals to get a sense of excitement and further satisfy his twisted and morbid hobbies.

"I won't let you succeed!"

"You are powerful, far more powerful than us, and you still bully the weak. We accept that we have been defeated by you. Please don't treat us like fools."

"Destroy me. If I frown, I am just a rubbish puppeteer?"

"I, Kanjiurō, am not a fool. You can kill me, but you cannot insult my intelligence."

Kanjiurō was extremely emotional and yelled in despair. This was the cry of a man who was desperate before dying!

"Alas! The future puppet god is about to fall! I haven't developed a steel puppet that can make people fly yet!"

Temari is the same. If she doesn't believe Zhang Wei's words, who would believe it?

"Mr. Itachi, it seems that you have no intention to form an alliance with us. Are the three of us going to die here? It is my fault for coming here rashly to offend you, but my two brothers have nothing to do with it. Can you just kill me to vent your anger, and don't kill my two brothers, they are still young."

Kanjiro repeatedly stopped him:"No, if you want to kill, kill me. I insisted on coming to your place to eat ramen. If you are a man, come and find me to vent your anger if you want to kill. Let my brothers and sisters go."

Zhang Wei:"？？？？"

"Why do I feel like you two and I are not on the same channel? This is like talking about chickens and ducks. Alas! The old man is a Taoist priest, I won't lie to you!"

Temari:"Taoist? Are you really not Uchiha Itachi?"

Kankuro:"You are really a big liar. Didn't you just say that you are a ramen chef? Now you say you are a Taoist priest. I am smart and won't be fooled by you!"

Zhang Wei shook his head helplessly,"Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain. It's getting worse. The old man will invite you to watch a movie first. You must not have seen this one. Let me show you Gaara first. Anyway, decades later, when your children are born, technology will be developed, and you will have movies here. Well, it's just in advance, not cause and effect."

But at the end, his voice became weaker and weaker. Obviously, even he himself did not believe it, but he still had to say it, otherwise what would old man Tiandao think? Little Taoist priest, how dare you disrespect your Tiandao father.

When you upgrade to overcome the tribulation, a thunderbolt will kill you.

Zhang Wei's words just now shocked Kanjiro and Temari!

Movie?

What is that?

This bad guy said that the movie can be watched, so can it be eaten, or can it be used to beat people. Is this movie related to my younger brother Gaara?

Could this movie be a prop to control the tailed beasts, and the monster in Gaara's body will be awakened and controlled by him?

God! That would be bad, our village would be in danger, the power of the one-tailed Shukaku is too strong, if it can't be sealed, the Sand Village will be destroyed by that monster!

Also, if we don't die in the mission in the future, will we still have children?

Does my child have an IQ as high as mine? Is he handsome?

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