Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

1 – Tokyo ★

The capital was a month away from our territory. Road conditions are getting better, but my ass is already bruised. It’s like being carried away in a wagon. We will be among the poorest cadets.

“Does it hurt?”

The innocent question was disgusting.

“Yes, lady.”

Calling people with titles they don’t like to hear makes people crumple.

“Is that a respectful word?”

“The hyungs keep talking about each other.”

The one I’m talking to now is Unpeishi Kite, the daughter of our lord. My hometown is famous for its clear water, but there are no specialties. Northern remote village. We have been going to Seoul for a month in such a rural area.

“You?”

At my question, the 17-year-old pats her butt. Even though everyone is worried, it’s a posture that can’t be fixed. This stupidity took away and f*cked her birth mother. Is that why?

“Please take care of her daughter!”

A few days before leaving the manor, the lord called me separately and asked me to do so. However, if you expose your honest heart.

─Why me?

I have a lot to say about the current practice. If it was my grades, it was a place I wouldn’t go even if I gave money. The reason why he had been raising his military service like crazy was to go to a traditional academy. Of course, it’s useless now.

“You mean it’s okay because your hips are chubby?”

I didn’t want to become a mess, so I tried to talk nonsense.

“Yeah, I don’t even use a cushion!”

“Awesome.”

Let’s be sarcastic for no reason, it’s a more grumpy expression than rotten cheese.

“Why do you keep ticking?”

“You shouldn’t let it happen.”

“Look, I have two petticoats on!”

With that, she shows off a different inner skirt. Kite doesn’t know how to behave appropriately for his age. It wasn’t a problem in her childhood, but since she showed me her will at the age of eleven, her body shape has changed drastically.

When she was only 14 years old, she was reborn as a woman with one of the best physiques in our territory. Boys my age would often bet on how many kg Kite’s breasts would weigh, and she would get beaten by me.

“My lady.”

“What did I do wrong?”

I’m going to move on to aegyo again.

“What if there is a scandal at the academy?”

Let’s get to the point, she turned her head slightly and said something nonsensical.

“Is Poppy doing well?”

No matter which academy you go to, pets are prohibited. Knowing Kite’s fondness for animals, he was silent. She’s not the only one who misses the mutt guy who followed the carriage until it passed the river.

“Being an idiot, he must have forgotten who the owner was?”

I said it was a joke, but I don’t laugh at all. Kite was immature, and I hurt each other with the snout of hell, so I had to just move on at times like this. Opened the window As the outside air came in, I could smell the sweetness from the carriage.

“Did you put on perfume?”

“No.”

“Cookies?”

“Wow, that gave me goosebumps!”

You joked that it was more creepy than you thought it would go undetected. I’m glad he laughed this time. Soon, Kite came to her knees and pulled a cookie from under her skirt. I don’t know when it was conceived.

“I left it for you.”

“I don’t eat leftovers.”

I was pretending that I couldn’t win because I kept staring at it. The melted, hot flour melted on his tongue.

“You didn’t sit on her butt, did you?”

“It must have been pressed under her thigh.”

I ended up laughing. When you show a gap, you show off your aegyo right away.

“Isn’t this delicious?”

“Not bad.”

“I know, I’ll be careful…… Why are you nagging me?”

I pride myself on knowing Kite, but sometimes she feels very strange.

“You really have to take good care of yourself.”

─You know what everyone is talking about you.

Kite stuck her face out of her window instead of answering. At one time, I also had a crazy imagination. However, it was useless to worry about something that would never happen, so I quit everything.

“Hey, son of Ruben!”

It was the call of Ibor Ajae. After walking out of the tent, I saw seven mounted soldiers lined up in the distance.

“Shall I take out the great bow?”

“If it looks like magic, I should bring it.”

“If the bridge was occupied, it would be obvious without looking at it.”

Called her brothers and told them to place a stone on her dialysis device.

“Let me help you aim.”

I took out the great bow from the wagon. Kite looked at me, and she begged me not to hurt myself. I pressed the crown of her head and whispered. Never come out nod her head At times like this, my childhood friend is like a gentle ewe.

“Catch it.”

Standing on the dirt floor, I put a notch on my string. I stepped on the bare leather strap at the bottom of the bow to keep it steady. It was specially designed for sniping, so I had to check the wind direction. When I nodded, Ajae slightly adjusted the angle.

“You have to end it with a bob.”

The distance is over 250m. The angle and power are important enough to barely touch it.

─Let’s focus.

I pulled the protest to the end. As I let go, the arrow pierced the enemy’s neck as it flew with a blast sound. The enemies who lost their commander in an instant became agitated. Everyone was warned to prepare for an attack.

“Get ready for battle!!”

According to Father’s command, a cloud of dust rose from the other side as well. When the horse came running, he threw the stone he had stored away. The engagement ended abruptly. It took less than 30 minutes to put everything together. Of the seven, five were killed and two escaped.

“How about a kite?”

“Here I am!”

—I told you not to come out.

I tried to scold him, but he was already out of the wagon. The surroundings are a mess. I yelled at them to go in so they wouldn’t see the strewn corpse. Then, I started worrying about the topic that made me cry from surprise.

“Aren’t you hurt?”

“Yes.”

The hyungs were watching and said with respect. Even if you give notice to enter, gears come out.

“Don’t look at this.”

I took off her glove and covered Kite’s eyes.

“My lady, we were hurt too, so why are you only worrying about him?”

“I also got a scar on my hand while throwing stones!”

As the soldiers grumbled, Kite went inside the wagon and brought bandages and poisoned wine. Everyone whines that the injury is serious even though they are not sick. There were also people who came only to watch the ritual, let alone treat it, which made me uncomfortable.

“Guys are killing themselves with just this!”

Ajae Ibor, the leader of the group, responded to my request.

“Aigoo…… My back hurts too, miss?”

─Ajae.

They are the best in our territory. One of his skills is genuine, but his attitude is sloppy. The naive kite placed a piece of gauze around Mr. Ivor’s waist. Is arthritis better than that?

“You?”

Because Kite wants to see my scars.

“I only scratched my finger a little.”

“What can I do!”

Forcibly holds my hand even if I refuse. Someone started booing. As expected, the boring melody flowed again this time. It was the sister-in-law of Jeom-oh, a folk song that has been passed down from generation to generation in Pong. Damn everyone was crazy about making fun of us.

“Sister-in-law, my sister-in-law♪”

“My older brother’s wife is beautiful and dignified!”

“A woman as bright as the sun during the day and lofty as the moon at night♫”

“You are a goddess, everyone’s maiden who is too benevolent to love only one man!”

I couldn’t take it any longer, so I shoved Kite into her wagon and growled.

“This guy, his eyes are fierce?”

“As expected, it’s like that!”

For me to stay in Nuzhhaven, my father and Ivor Ajae’s gang are too strong. It was because the loose master-servant relationship brought in vassals and veterans who were absurdly strong compared to the ability of the lord.

“Stop singing that stupid song!”

“Hey man, how is your sister-in-law doing?”

“Damn it, Kite is listening!”

As I sighed, Mr. Ybor whistled and raised his fist upwards. After everyone stopped singing, they began collecting the corpses. Now that Kite can get some rest, she walks into the tent around the wagon.

“Everyone…… You’re doing it as a joke.”

A nonchalant expression and drooping eyes.

“You get angry too.”

“What to do…… Can I just pass it on?”

“I’m the only one who gets mad by myself, an idiot!”

Crudely, he told me not to come out as he was cleaning up the corpse. After loading five spheres on the supply wagon, he wrote down a police report in place of Ibor Ajae. There are a lot of people who don’t know the letters, so it’s been a long time since I’ve been in charge of writing this kind of document.

“Is that all?”

The magic bandits only had about 100 luzen in cash. It’s not much money, but it’s all evidence, so I had to keep it well. If the lord of the next territory cares about public order, I will pay you back in double.

“This is enough, you can comfort the young lady.”

“Aren’t you the age when you don’t need a nanny at 17?”

I was beaten so badly that only the back of the head came off. Not only the father-in-law, but also the older brothers joined in, and it was Ji-cheong.

“You country boy, don’t you think there will be a lot of girls as pretty as a young lady in the capital city?”

“Hyung-nim, he’s so blind that everyone in the city thinks he’s beautiful!”

He kept teasing me, so I returned to the carriage pushed by public opinion. Old Man Ivor drove the horse. As I sat there, looking sullen, Kite pulled a caked cookie from between her crotch. It seems to want to lighten my mood.

“I really saved this for myself.”

Let’s not answer.

“I came out because I was worried…… Relax your mind…… Alas, I was wrong.”

I was annoyed by the flirting, so I just took the cookie. Even though I stare at it with my eyes wide open, the federation hesitates.

“Didn’t I tell you not to come out because it’s dangerous?”

“That’s…… I’m afraid you might get hurt.”

—I know.

“The cookies are delicious.”

“It’s because I warmed it up.”

“Where did you put it?”

“It’s a secret…… I took it out of her inside pocket.”

—You fool, words like that cause misunderstanding.

“If you don’t want to tell me, that’s fine.”

“I…… Are you all mad now?”

Taga-tak——As soon as the wheel got caught on the stone, he frowned. Kite continued to look at me and straightened her legs. I slapped her on her thighs, so what are you going to do? I’ll give her a lap pillow.

“It’s softer than my thigh cushion. You hurt your butt because of me, right?”

Sure, though.

“Who used the lord’s daughter’s body as a pillow?”

“No…… It hurts because of me anyway.”

“What if you stick your head in saying you like me?”

“I’ll stroke you so you can sleep well!”

I burst into laughter at the innocent answer. We have already made up. My relationship with Kite is deeper and more complex than anyone else’s understanding. Yes, since we’ve been together for 7 years, I’ve heard of Mi Woon Jung and Go Woon Jung.

“It was the last cookie, what should I do now?”

I sued for childish worries and teased him to stop eating. We were villagers from the north. No matter what they do, they are lonely and unable to rely on each other. Soon the carriage pulled into the street. Ibor Ajae hummed a folk song from Nuzhhaven. I broke half of her cookies from her.

“Do you want to eat?”

“Ah, good!”

─Cookies smell like four years old.

Where did you put it? Heoden. I tried talking to myself about the name of the academy that was about to arrive. How bad is it that they accept illegitimate children like us?