Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

13 – Semester (7)

Enboza Menshi’s lectures were held at the Magical Faculty. It was a place where the buildings used by the swings were concentrated, and when I entered the interior, I seemed to know what Feruk Die Frau meant.

“The décor is amazing.”

It is incomparable to our building. The combat system is also comfortable and spacious, but compared to here, it is poor. The building materials used for interior decoration were clearly distinguished. Ttotter, to the point where my face could be seen through the marble floor. If the girls’ skirts had been shorter, it might have been a good spectacle.

“Looks like Kite overslept.”

It’s a lecture anyway, and he must’ve been unable to wake up because he had a hard time yesterday. She was a girl with a weak will and a lot of sleep in the morning. She wasn’t particularly disappointed either. Rather, it was comfortable because it was lighthearted.

「Introduction to Magical Science – Enboza Menshi」

Coming up to the third floor, a huge auditorium was revealed. The interior is circular like an agora, so you can hear it well even if you sit at a distance. Except for the lack of a writing desk, it was a fairly good facility. I put my butt in the right place and sat down. Other students are not seen at all. My white school uniform stood out even more conspicuously against the scarlet color.

“I’m going to miss Perku Dai Frau.”

It’s a crazy b*tch, but it’s subtle because it’s a crazy b*tch that I don’t hate. Moderately holding a pen, I took a look at the students. It is distinctly different from combat cadets. It’s kind of hard to say this, but if you try.

“Not all of them are very attractive.”

In terms of combat, there was something s*xually stimulating about him, even though he was a bum like Chan Gallery. However, Madou is all flat. The body shape is not voluptuous, and everyone has a lifeless complexion. It looks like a pretty face.

─It’s not kite, it’s all sorted out by Rita-senpai.

“Professor is coming in. Everyone stand up.”

The teaching assistant came in first and told me to stand up. It’s definitely different from combat. Looking around, I saw Trey-senpai among the crowd. Her shoulders are narrow, so she is too small for a man. In fact, since all the magicians are skinny, there’s nothing special about them. Looking around a little more, there was also a very small and childish-looking girl.

“Sit down.”

I thought she was an old professor, but she is a female professor with a very flashy outfit. A confident expression on her middle feet. It doesn’t seem like a lecture Kite would listen to. In a loud voice, she ordered the entrance door closed.

“Those who are late don’t deserve to listen to my lecture.”

Koo-ung, the bolt is locked.

At the church, she was more like a professional singer or famous entertainer than an educator. It was a shock to me that the most beautiful woman in this classroom was the professor. Is this the magician’s fault, or is it because of the female professor’s outstanding beauty?

“Nice to meet you. Everyone has probably heard my name, and this lecture is open to intermediate students. If you have any beginners, it was dirty to meet you and let’s not see each other again. You seem to be from another class, but do you know or hear the difference between magic and sorcery?”

─I don’t know.

“I just came to audition.”

“Then, you can listen to it for a while and then turn it off.”

I heard that you talk recklessly, but for a woman, it’s a mouthful. Rather, it was comfortable, so she nodded her head.

“I applied because she liked the name of the course. I don’t know what Madou is, but she will listen and enlighten me today!”

As I shouted loudly, I covered her ears and frowned.

“Do you know what kind of fighting savages we are?”

It looks like he saw some kind of idiot, but it still contains affection.

“I will work hard!”

At last, someone burst into laughter. The female professor also opened her mouth.

“Okay, today is the first day, so let’s start with the basics.”

He picks up chalk. As she turned to write on the blackboard, her back caught her eye. She took a breath and inhaled. It was a dress with half of the back cut from the neckline to the spine. It’s more than shocking. Can I do that?

“Now, a wanderer from the support field. Can you tell me what this is?”

Lines are drawn in a round circle. Even if you don’t know magic, you know that it’s a magic circle.

“A magic circle.”

“No, this is the driving force of the light emission.”

Then you leave. It was shameless to say that. It is the driving force of light emission, I will remember it. When I shouted, a quiet laugh came from the crowd, and the female professor also smiled brightly.

“It looks like a two-headed man, but he is strong and nice to see.”

I already liked that young, big-headed female professor. Without pretense, I know how to make the other person comfortable.

“Any magician student here should know the difference between a magic circle and a driving circle. But, for the ignorant idiot over there, Professor Bon will explain. Every magic circle in the world has some that actually work and some that don’t. A century ago, all of these things were collectively referred to as magic circles, but now we have decided to divide the theoretical meaning of truth from the practical meaning of truth. Here, this light emission is actually a driving Jin, so we need to distinguish it.”

—Then, all the rest that are not activated are called magic circles.

“You look like you have a question, try it.”

When I say exactly what I think, everyone laughs. Even senior Trey could be seen giggling.

“No, in that way, if you draw any picture inside a circle, it will all be a magic circle?”

When I put on a dumbfounded expression because I didn’t understand, the female professor drew a strange picture and said.

“Now, this is graffiti.”

That’s interesting. Enboza Menshi is a professor I want to see again and again.

“This is a pure magic circle that has been scientifically proven, but has no actual operation history.”

And then, after showing the light-emitting drive train just now, he closes his eyes and emits a flash of light from his fingertips. It was so bright, it was blinding. As I narrowed her eyes as I looked at her purple light, she chuckled, she said.

“Sorry, this is a flash. There’s a guy who’s sleeping, so did you play around with it?”

Shortly, he singled out one person and then disappeared. Seeing him pack up and leave without objection, his personality is hot.

“In other words, what we need to learn is the driving force. Unless you’re studying pure magic or going to the academic side in the future. In particular, if you dream of becoming a battle mage like me, you only need to memorize the drive line. Among the driving forces in the world, even if only 20% of what an individual can actually realize is a first-class battle mage. In other words, hold on to what doesn’t work and don’t struggle. I’ve only mastered the flames, but I’m not interested in the rest. Now, shall I show you?”

I don’t know whether it was a magic circle or a driving circle was drawn on the blackboard. Soon, a huge fire breaks out. Professor Yeo’s body was engulfed in flames in an instant, and she burned like a self-immolator.

The huge flames soon became a single form and separated from her body. It, like water, dripped to the floor and spread out and continued to bloom. Beyond the spectacle, my jaw dropped at the stunning sight.

“If there is a sleepy guy, I will throw this there. FYI, this is a mixture of ignition and projection. I can’t teach you guys who aren’t as talented as me because they can’t even try. Everyone must have heard the stories of seniors who died while recklessly imitating magic. But if you really want to know, I’ll just tell you that you’ve been using fluid and material at the same time.”

Stepping on the flame, Enboza Mensi continued.

“Since a kid who doesn’t know what magic is is, let’s define that first. Since ancient times, three theories have been sharply opposed to the definition of magic. This is about it, you guys who are crazy will know, so don’t disappoint me.”

It’s quiet, no one steps forward.

“You’re stupid and even cowardly, so I’ll have to go to the battlefield as soon as the contract here ends.”

If he leaves, he sarcastically says that a better professor will come, but he is sincere. It wasn’t to be sarcastic or insulting, but the heart of caring for the disciples came out. If I knew, I would raise my hand, but I was ignorant.

“First of all, there is a nominal theory that all magic is an illusion. This is what religion has been insisting on since the very old days, so I’m sick of talking about it now. Magic doesn’t even exist, it only exists in the name of magic. It’s an old theory, but it was a theory supported by many before the magic arts were systematically established and proven. Now, why was this scrapped? The church still pushes this forward, saying that only divine power is real.”

It’s cold. No one said anything, so I raised my hand.

“How are you?”

“Because of Ho Barn.”

She gathered the flames behind her back and made her exclamation mark shape. Soon, she made a question mark and sent it towards me.

“How do you know Hobarn?”

“When I was rolling with Reddit, I saw the captain use it.”

“Funny, come on, this is a prize!”

He said he would show a fireball, and made a round sphere out of his hand. Then, he looks at me, saying that this is just a sphere, and that he should project on it. He said that in order to aim, the direction must be included, and since it is a gift with a total of three intertwined, take it well. Roaring, a fiercely burning purple fireball hit my chest.

“Isn’t it hot?”

I was surprised, but there was no burning smell so I stayed calm.

“Tell me about Ho Barn.”

“Is your body burning?”

“I won’t hurt you, I’ve also set up a drive for protection.”

Somewhere, a quiet laugh spread. What you just said is either a lie or a joke.

I only told you what I knew about the stone sword wielded by Ivor Ajae. I didn’t know how deep it was, and I heard that countless battle mages’ heads were broken because of this. Being able to cut magic means that it is physical power. So.

“Are you very smart?”

Some exclaim.

“Did you hear that? The early theologians denied even this, saying that it was only a vision. Because, if this flame burning at our fingertips is real, it must have a temperature and move to other places. Now, you guys will know just by looking at it, but did the flame that came out of my hand burn that guy’s clothes? No!”

She continued.

“Then, what the hell is that fire burning with? In general, a flame in the phenomenal world must contain a flammable substance. In the world, there is a fire where there is no material. All the flames that wizards create are not real.”

—Yes, I’m curious too.

“Did everyone eat honey? Or did all the boys here have no balls running?”

I think I heard it wrong, so I tilt my head or straighten my fingers to point out.

“Did you run your balls?”

“Yes.”

“Then, it’s okay if I’m wrong, so at least say something. What is it that burns with what is on your body right now?”

Because there is nothing, but since we all breathe, this means that the natural world is always full of air.

“Isn’t it breath?”

Puhyuk, someone laughed. Enboza Mensi stomped his feet on the church and shouted in its direction.

“If you’re going to laugh cowardly and hide away, get out of here. It’s not helpful for the lecture, and I don’t want to look like it!”