Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

20 – Reversal (3)

I thought it would be a fuss because of the chatter. However, the employees just quietly arranged it as if this was common. The maid gave me a Baumkuchen, so Naoragi looked at the princess.

“What are you looking at, bastard?”

“Princess, you should use dignified words.”

“Ah, why is the nanny following you and nagging you?”

I was rooting for them because they were causing infighting among themselves. Seriously, I look at her maid and nod her head as if I can go.

“Hey, pig burl.”

Don’t call me, yes, I don’t look like Bural at all, and mine never, like a pig’s.

“Me?”

“Then, who would it be?”

“Why?”

“This baby, why do you use it? Are you really trying to make me spin?”

─You said there was a faucet to go back to.

“No, can I go now?”

“Let’s play again next week.”

The words make Ji look more sleazy, and she’s a b*tch when she sees me. Beyond Naero Nambul, this is a subtle *psychological control.

“You choose your weapon.”

“Axe.”

“A naive bastard, it’s only for Ji, who is a man.”

“The hatchet.”

“You really are cowardly.”

“No, but you keep trembling too, no. I’ll just go away.”

Also, I said that I was talking to the employees in Yarundagi while speaking with respect. Rather than being quiet, he pointed out whether it was proper etiquette to speak condescendingly to his superiors and respectfully to his servants.

“Weren’t you and I synchronous?”

No words. Just look at me

“I heard you also learn basic swordsmanship?”

“It’s not even like that.”

At least follow me around.

“I will listen, so be careful.”

“Professor Carlson’s lecture. You can avoid it and listen.”

“Shut up, you stinky pig.”

Unlike the fierce princess, the attitude of the employees who saw me off was friendly. In particular, her two guards who were escorting her lost her spirit of shouting, ‘You bastard!’ And soothed me with a servile smile.

“Let’s keep things a secret today. It’s because the princess was still in a state of instability, so I tried to show off a little bit.”

“Yes, because life is like that. I rolled with reddit, but you get the rough idea. What if you don’t have power?”

I asked if he would smoke a cigarette, so he replied that he never smoked alcohol. Both of them had a complexion that looked older than their years. We squatted together and looked out at the beautiful courtyard. Somehow, feeling like being with her older brothers made her feel at ease.

“Yanmar, I put some money in the box.”

“Yeah, it looks like you and the princess fought on equal footing. Please do it again next time.”

“What?”

“What is it, man, you barely lose.”

“Because if you win, you will be really f*cked, so be careful. Would you follow me and run to fight?”

It is better to serve an incompetent lord than to serve a mad lord. Suddenly, I understood the feelings of my father, who was entrusted with the defense of Nuzhaven. When I open the Baumkuchen box I left earlier, there are ten silver coins in it. They give out so much smoke that they ask you to take it because it is a price.

“I know you don’t want to hear it.”

“Yes, the princess is in a bad situation right now.”

“Heoden was also forcibly pushed here, and his status was downgraded to a public clan.”

“From my point of view, it seems like they are trying to vent their anger because anyone is fine.”

The conclusion was, please, that you adjust it a bit. As long as you pay generously, this is what I deserve. Ten pieces equals 12 luzen. The price is so great that I can’t wait for my next visit.

“Yes, it is.”

“Brother, is this bastard laughing?”

“All paid reddit is like that. So, let’s get along.”

“Sure, brothers. I’ll give you one back here. Pay for the cigarettes!”

Heh heh. I felt like a beggar until just now, but now I feel like a rich man. If I chat like this ten more times, I can buy whatever I want. Then, kite becomes comfortable and so do I. Poverty is an abomination. Without money, dreams disappear.

“Senior.”

As soon as she kicked the door open, senior Trey, who was studying, shrugged her shoulders.

“What?”

Let’s not say anything.

“Why?”

Continuing to look at it, he dropped the gift box with a sound. Senior Trey folded the book she was reading and looked straight at me. Looking at it from the front, it’s so disgusting that I can’t even make eye contact. Slightly, as she turned her head, her spirits swelled.

“What, why, I haven’t done anything wrong?”

─I’m sure you didn’t tell me on purpose.

“I made money.”

“So?”

“Let’s have a meal.”

“Why am I with you?”

“Dear Einkamp Hund, before the senpai says that he hates her swear words, come along. He and I have gotten closer, so if you want to suffer between two crazy dogs, try it. It’s kind of funny that you haven’t had lunch with your roommate yet. It’s just a small amount of money anyway, so I eat a lot of delicious things.”

Kung-eol-kung-eol, he muttered inaudibly that if he ate with a supporter like me, he would become imbecile.

“Senior, will you stab me?”

“Go, you can go!”

Wow, a neutral human who vomits. Why is your voice like that? Stuttering until the end, pretending to be cute. His hair is silver, his skin is clean, and he’s mischievous. Whatever the neckline, I am surprised every time I see it. It’s a look that southerners will love.

“So where are you going?”

“I don’t know. Tell me what you want to eat.”

As if he were a man from Pong, he said coolly as if he wouldn’t ask about the past, but it’s hard. Alternately, I can’t figure out the character. What else made you upset? She asked if there was a menu in mind.

“No, it’s ridiculous that I didn’t decide on something like that before asking for a meal.”

“Please, please, really.”

─Do you menstruate all year round?

I was about to lose my temper, but I remembered what a beggar it would be to face Einkamphund, and I adjusted her words.

“You should also listen to the opinions of seniors. I didn’t decide to eat it after discussing it together, but what if I feel bad about it?”

“Then, you should have said that from the beginning.”

“That is the man. Expecting such delicacy is tiring. Oh, okay. You know I’m delicious, so come with me.”

I went to the restaurant I stopped by with Enboza Mensi. All the way, senior Trey, who hadn’t said a word, sat down in a chair, carefully enough to the point where it was truly disgusting. Laying napkins on the table, arranging the cutlery, and putting both knees together is real.

—What, the attitude of a young lady from a noble family.

“Senior, don’t misunderstand and listen.”

“I hate to hear it.”

“Senior family, is home education really strict?”

On this continent, there are so many aristocratic families that you can literally step on your feet. The only people who memorize them one by one are private teachers who call themselves teachers of etiquette. Ordinary people like me, and even more so those who have been cast as Reddit, only know the noble families within their realm. So, even if the Elonte family is famous, there is no Ali if they are geographically separated.

“You don’t want to tell me?”

“Senior, this is delicious. Order this.”

Just like kite, you have to turn around when you feel uncomfortable. I ordered a snail from Enboja Mensi and chose a grilled pork rib for mine. Suddenly, a water bottle containing lemon was raised. Let’s follow the senior without saying anything.

“You really are a country boy. I haven’t even heard of our family name, where the hell is Nuts Haven?”

“It’s exactly Pong. A place where there is nothing to see but clean water. No, even seniors don’t know Pong, do I have to know Elonte?”

Let’s argue like little girls. Quietly, when Kite gives only appropriate responses like chattering, she talks softly. Elonte seems to be a fairly old family in the south. Seniors were born there as readers, and they have an obligation to graduate from the academy. Otherwise, it was to tarnish the name of the ancestors who had glorified the family.

“Then why did you come to Heoden?”

Why did you choose this place when there are prestigious families like Velaste, Mendator, and Orgiola?

“I don’t know.”

Close your mouth. Really, I wanted to hit him with my fist, but I held back. I kept my mouth shut and just looked at the surrounding scenery, so the food came out soon. I passed the snail dish to my senior. Contrary to my intention, I eat way better than I thought. No, beyond that, taking out a snail with a fork is an expert level.

“Do you like that?”

“Of course not.”

It is a food ingredient often eaten in the south. Ooh, snail-eating babies. I thought it would be perfect to tease him like this, so he argued about why the senior was laughing at him. I said honestly.

“To be honest, I made you do that to make you suffer.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“But it’s because I like it, because it’s funny.”

“This is really absurd. What do you see her senior as?”

“Next time, if you don’t want to eat together with Ein Kamphunt, then stop.”

It’s quiet. As I was teasing tableware in silence, the senior handed me some snail flesh he had cut for himself. I was getting it, but I wonder if I felt sorry for myself to eat it all. Looking at it with a curious eye, in the South, this is table etiquette. So, even if you are hungry, there is a rudeness to leave some food and hand it to the person who served you a meal.

“Then, I’ll give you mine too.”

“Do you want me to eat your saliva?”

Flirting sucks, so I just hand her one of the whole pork ribs and she frowns. Since this is a custom in the north, I don’t follow it any further. There was no word until the meal was over, and then, when I ordered a drink with lemon juice, Tsuyum sunbaenim opened his mouth.

“I was going to tell you.”

I know what to say, so I just waved my hand.

“What are you doing when everything is over? I don’t want to pursue it, so let’s move on. Don’t be sorry or apologize.”

“Who is apologizing, it really sucks to point it out!”

“Anyway, it’s done. Is the food here okay?”

With his head turned, he just pouted his lips without saying anything, then nodded quietly. I carefully asked how much it was, so I spilled the silver coin I received from Ain Kamphunt on the table.

“Are you part-time?”

I called the waiter and paid for the meal we ate. It was damn expensive. Enboza Mensi was rich. Just thinking about that, Trey senpai chuckled, making a very small sound. Covering her belly, hugging her body slightly and smiling was evidently a young lady from an aristocratic family. It was exactly the same as the girls who never write to me.

“Really, are you pretending to be okay?”

“I won’t buy it again, so you can laugh at me now.”

On the way back to the dormitory, Senior Trey squatted in one place and didn’t move for a long time. Why did she wonder? When she turned around, he was staring at the newly-bloomed violets. He went over to Nejeok Nejeok and asked if he could eat this too.

“Looks like a savage.”

“Why are you swearing?”

“Okay, you pig burl.”

Somehow, the senpai got up with a very fresh expression and followed me. It was a full, warm, pleasant weekend afternoon.