Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

chapter 3



3 – Entrance (2)⚝

I can’t believe I met the bandits again. Now that I was out of town, there was no way that would happen. As I grabbed the bow, Kite grabbed my leg and hung on. All ten of her fingers were plump and gently wrapped around her ankles.

“I promised.”

“Yes, substitute lord.”

“Don’t be sarcastic…… You promised me right?”

“I will. You said you wouldn’t cry either, so let go.”

As I walked out of her veil, Ajae spun around. Wagons with no soundproofing are inconvenient in many ways.

“It is Esiktas at last.”

“You thought you met the magician.”

“Heoden is in the Great Forest, so it will continue to be a forest.”

I’m going to solve it quickly with the lady and soothe her.

“I ate cookies. If you eat sweets, you will be relieved.”

Ajae offered me a side, and I put the longbow into the wagon. When I sneakily look at Kite, I secretly eat a cookie with my back turned, and am startled. The analogy is strange, but she laughed because she thought she saw a super-sized pet mouse.

“You will have a hard time dating.”

“Are you swearing?”

Ajae Ibor slowed down his wagon and smiled incomprehensibly.

“Because such a beautiful girl is your childhood friend and is dependent on you.”

So I denied it because I wouldn’t be satisfied no matter who I met.

“I am surprisingly popular too, right?”

“Aren’t they all love letters sent for your father’s fiefdom? Honestly, the girls must have come out because they wanted to go for a walk with you. They were forced to come because of their father’s greed. Do you go around looking in the mirror, you bastard who lives off of Reddit!”

─Your heart will burst with blood.

Yeah, I know what my face looks like. Exterior and interior that do not resemble the sleek Sir Leuven at all. The only thing I took away from my father was his innate martial arts skills and strong physical condition. The rest were honestly not even clear who they resembled.

An illegitimate child or a belatedly recognized child.

One of the two is my identity. No one can be sure that I am truly the son of the knight Ruben de Norden.

“From now on, it will continue to be a forest.”

There were trees that were much grander than I thought, and the word “Sea of trees” Made it feel real. I took over the reins from my father-in-law. In a place like this, I could drive a wagon as much as I wanted.

“Uncle.”

“Come on, don’t call the young lady.”

Ajae asked if he would like to come out because he was on his way to Heoden after taking off his insignia. Kite only knows obedience. She answered very simply and came out. As she carelessly holds the reins, she gently pushes her butt to the side.

There were cookie crumbs on her chest, and the sweet smell of cookies vibrated from her body. How many did you eat? This dessert junkie has been patient for days, so he must have eaten it with both hands like mad.

“This is the road to Heoden.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty.”

“Luck.”

“I haven’t gotten over my anger yet.”

“Yes, kite. Don’t feel sorry for me anymore Looking at the scenery here, I think it was good to come with you.”

—Still, it wasn’t to the point of giving up on the prestigious mentetor and orgiola in the center of the capital.

“Really?”

“You got a piece of cookie in your sternum.”

“Can you please turn your head?”

“Don’t rob here. Everyone will be watching.”

Then Kite shook her breasts with her hands and pulled out the cookie crumbs that had flowed down the hem of her coat. I felt like I could see a little of her belly button, so I coughed involuntarily.

“Am I smart?”

“Yes.”

“Even a fool can be smart sometimes!”

“You are not stupid. You’re smart enough to get into the academy.”

Of course, I’m going to pay for merit admission. Moreover, since she handed me over for a wholesale price, it was barely possible, so Kite had to assume that she received an invitation from Heoden thanks to me.

If I tell you all of these things, she will definitely get hurt and feel sorry the whole time. That’s it, for she was the Lord’s will and not her daughter’s will. She’s my childhood friend, but she just asked me to go to the academy with me.

“Deacon, I can see the front door!”

Looking like he was feeling better, Kite called out to his uncle. Saying she has to wake up because she doesn’t answer, she skillfully goes inside. I could just pull some of her hair, but she keeps whispering. No, so you’ll wake up?

“Mister, are you not going home?”

“Huh, have you finally arrived!”

As expected, I get up right away because work is over. Surprised, Kite screamed and came out of the wagon. When I came in for my shift, the man naturally grabbed the reins. Because she came right in.

“Pack your things.”

“Yes.”

“Check carefully. It won’t come out until our fall.”

“Don’t worry, I packed everything last night.”

You can’t believe it. There was always one thing I didn’t take care of, so I took a look. He didn’t put the *dalgeoripo again. Do you forget these things because your skin is thin and you can’t write anything? She turned her head slightly and asked me to look at what I thought was here. Only the unfamiliar sound of breathing is heard quietly.

“Uh, again…… Yes, I’ll take care of it.”

The carriage stopped as if it had finally arrived at the front gate. She leaned over and held her shoulders as the kite, which was heavy on her torso, was about to fall. She naturally takes my hand and corrects her balance.

Now I should be careful with this type of skinship. I know why the lord, whose finances are tight, sent Kite all the way here even though he didn’t have one. She adds to her good looks, her academy diploma, and she’ll get a good marriage, even though she’s an illegitimate child.

“Let’s get off.”

“Oh, wait, this too!”

This is the cookie jar I bought you. When asked if he ate it all, he nodded. I asked why I was taking care of everything I ate because I was putting it on my big chest. She only blinks as if she has been asked a strange question.

“Deman, this is a letter from the lord to you.”

My father didn’t write a letter either, so what kind of lord would give me something like this? I also received a kite, which was given to me by the lord’s wife. It was about getting along well, being healthy, and being careful with men. I didn’t ask, but I heard it all because I read it out loud. Ivor Ajae gathered his men and sent us off with a raised salute.

“Please take care of my lady.”

“Will you not worry about me?”

Then the older brothers laugh.

“You bastard, don’t make an accident.”

“Yeah, kill your fiery temper.”

Soon after, he handed over a money bag, saying that it was collected at half past ten. I urge you to save the money you earned from selling corpses. Suddenly, the tip of her nose felt cold, so I opened it. Two silver coins. Beggars bastards. I gambled less a while ago, but the next time I win, I’ll give you more. The carriage disappeared, raising dust. From here on, it was an area that only the two of us had to overcome.

“What is written in the letter?”

I wonder what the lord wrote. Since he read it, it is naive to know how to do it too. To be honest, I didn’t think there would be polite words like the good words given by Mrs. Yeongju, so I opened it and read it alone.

「Deman von Pong, Ruben’s son and my loyal subject.」

It was just like our lord to be grandiose and without substance. Excluding the many greetings and congratulatory remarks, when we reach the last sentence, the key point finally comes out. When he returned, he said that the midwife would be on standby, so please take good care of him. My God, even protecting Kite’s maiden is my duty! When she sighed in bewilderment, Kite, unaware of anything, pulled her head out.

“Did you even nag me to not hurt my heart and to speak kindly?”

“No.”

“Then why are you sighing?”

“I am very worried that you will seduce a man. If a strange person approaches, I will stop you.”

“I don’t have any close friends. I don’t like hanging out with people, so why worry?”

I handed over the money bag I got from Mr. Ybor to cover up the lie.

“What is this?”

“The money you gave me to buy something delicious with you.”

“My dad is not the kind of person who would give you something like this, really?”

I added a silver coin. Crossed the door Admission to any academy, including Heoden, is prohibited. Only cadets are allowed to enter, so now I am the only place Kite can rely on. She wrapped her bag with a sense of great responsibility. She is heavier than usual.

─I didn’t even shake the crumbs off my chest.

It’s strange for me to brush it off, and it’s already too late for that.

“Kite, come right behind me.”

“Why?”

“This is an order from the lord.”

“Are the two of us hanging out together?”

It’s not like that, but it’s so close that my chest touches my back. No That’s not it. It has a much greater sense of volume than others, and it is so soft that it is almost touchable. Kite is not in the mood to seduce anyone on her own, and she is incapable of such a thing.

“Unpeishi kite. From Nutshaven. She belongs to the support group.”

People who see our invitation ask for details. When I take out the admission letter and show it to him, he only looks in the wrong direction. Anyone, really a man with a lower leg, would be the same. Whether it’s Nuts Haven or Esiktas, everyone is like that. I hurriedly showed my invitation letter and acceptance letter on purpose.

“Deman von Pong. A native of Bonji Pong in Nuts Haven. Are you a member of the support group?”

“Yes.”

After completing the entry and exit procedures, Kite joined me again. I could feel her earnest gaze running over her body, causing me to walk in front of me. Then she said she was ashamed and followed me again.

Does she know? That this hesitant and shy attitude rather attracts men. He’ll never allow it, but it’s his personality to think about it the whole time and leave room for him to listen when someone asks him to touch his chest.

When I ask for the next receptionist, I hand over the form. Kite, who had never written anything like this in her life, struggled to hide her papers. She is determined to be alone. The lord and his wife raised her eldest daughter virtually neglected.

Since her younger sister Selvia is the enemy, she decided to study only one of the two properly. She told Kite one day that all she had learned was her bare-handed gymnastics and other physical activities and the art of pleasing men. She was all told by a tutor named Mrs. Pepe, and it was even rumored that she was *Hetaira.

It was such a savage education, but Kite, born of an affair with her maid, probably had no choice. My childhood friend was thrown here in Heoden, with only the basic manners of a country aristocratic lady and a lot of trivial sacred knowledge. In the marriage market, this is the final cut to become a better product.

─Instead, I ate only good things and grew up without suffering.

So it wasn’t all bad for Kite. Her younger sister, Selvia, takes care of all the work for her successor, and her older sister, she has grown up with a gentle and obedient disposition, and she has become a woman who can fill every man’s delusion. I can’t imagine Kite refusing her husband’s request in her bed. She’ll probably accept this even if she’s on her period.

“Can I write this for you?”

“Only if you sign the power of attorney.”

“Kite, don’t be stubborn and give it to me.”


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