Is It Wrong to Abusing Cartoon Tropes in Dungeon?

Dori, well, from now on it has nothing to do with Dori.

"So little, these low-level monsters only drop a few magic stones, what a waste of time."

Altair picked up a magic stone and weighed it in his hand while complaining with a dissatisfied expression.

"This..."

Dori, well, now he had a little more business.

Seeing the dissatisfied expression on Altair's face, Dori couldn't help complaining, because he didn't even have time to see where Altair was, and in an instant, so many monsters were dead. Was it really such a waste of time?

After putting away his magic stone, Altair looked at Dori who was still stunned looking at him. He observed Dori's appearance, wearing the beginner's gear provided by the Guild, as well as carrying a pretty good-looking sword, probably the best sword in his village. It could be guessed that he was a new adventurer.

Seeing a newbie, Altair who was in the mood for fun immediately approached Dori. Under Dori's watchful gaze, Altair patted his shoulder.

"Cheer up, the future is yours."

Then, under Dori's puzzled gaze, Altair walked away leisurely.

He had already completed his underground adventure today, and now he was preparing to return to the surface.

After leaving the dungeon, Altair went straight to the Guild, sold the magic stones he had collected from the dungeon, exchanged them for valis he needed to live in Orario, and then went to the commercial district to buy some daily necessities before returning to his Familia's headquarters, an old abandoned church.

Altair is part of the most famous Familia in the Danmachi world, the Hestia Familia, famous for its blue ribbon.

Upon arriving in this world and becoming an adventurer, thanks to his achievement of having the intelligence of a Grey Wolf, Altair instantly found Hestia.

As an otak- I mean anime enthusiast, of course Altair had several waifu, and Hestia was his waifu in this world.

After successfully obtaining isekai, and arriving in the world where his waifu was, Altair felt that this was an opportunity given to him by the gods. He had to make the most of it and win the hearts of the other gods!

So, Altair immediately sought out Hestia, and without hesitation said.

"Be my daughter!"

Wrong, that was not what he said.

"Be my wife!"

Standing in front of the stall, Altair, illuminated by the soft twilight sun, smiled and extended his hand to Hestia, saying so.

Hestia, who was selling potato puff, was silent for a moment. Although she considered herself a beautiful goddess and had been approached before, no one had ever been this direct!

The gods in Orario were indeed chaotic, both male and female gods were often associated with adventurers. The most famous is of course the Goddess of Beauty, Freya.

However, Hestia had never been, as she was known as the Virgin Goddess. Therefore, Hestia immediately refused, but Altair did not care at all and continued to ask how she could become his wife.

Hestia was confused, did this boy really dare?

Because of Hestia's kind-hearted nature, she did not get angry. After a little thought, she jokingly said that Altair could become her husband if he joined her family.

Hestia had been in Orario for quite some time, but no one wanted to join her Familia. She came to the human world too late, the other Familia had already developed, like a big company, while she was just starting out, without any resources. This made no one interested in joining her Familia.

However, Altair who knew the storyline, felt... that was it?

He instantly agreed to join the Hestia Familia without hesitation.

Hestia was very surprised, but she was also worried that Altair knew nothing and would regret it, so she explained that her Familia was just starting out and had nothing, even Altair had to find his own start-up capital. She tried to get Altair to back down, worried that Altair would feel cheated and give a bad review.

However, Altair firmly stated that it did not matter.

"I didn't come for those things, I came for you, Hestia. No matter how bad the condition of your Familia is, I don't care. I only need you!"

This is where the charming face he made started to have an effect. His charming face, coupled with the profound confession of love, instantly pierced Hestia's heart.

For the first time, there was an adventurer who wanted to join her Familia, and for the first time, there was a handsome boy who pursued her so passionately. These two beautiful things happening together, how marvelous!

Hestia, being an expressive goddess, immediately accepted Altair into her Familia. However, as for becoming his wife, she had not said yes.

But actually...

"Altair-kun, welcome back!"

The moment Altair entered the church, a white-clothed figure immediately jumped towards him, hugging him tightly. Hestia, with her hair in two pigtails, leaned her head on Altair's chest, rubbing her face, while Altair with a gentle smile stroked Hestia's head.

"I'm home, my dear wife!"

"You are very insolent, Altair-kun. I am your goddess and master, not your wife. You must respect me, yes."

"Very well, my dear wife. No problem, dear wife."

Indeed, Altair respected her. Hestia was his goddess, as well as his wife. So, combining the two, calling her my dear wife felt very fitting.

"You're always like that, I can't do anything about you."

Although Hestia said no, as long as Altair insisted a little, Hestia would easily give in.

"This is my result today."

After stroking Hestia's head, Altair lowered his backpack, which was full of valis made from the magic stones he sold.

"Oh! So much!"

"Yes, I prepared everything well today, so I could reach the 10th floor."

"What! You got to the 10th floor, Altair-kun, are you hurt?"

Hearing that Altair reached the 10th floor, Hestia immediately released her embrace and began to examine Altair's body, looking for injuries.

"There's nothing to worry about, my dear wife. I am very strong, I am not injured at all."

Altair stopped Hestia's movement while saying soothingly.

"Altair-kun, you're amazing!"

After confirming that Altair was unharmed, Hestia hugged him tightly again, rubbing her face against his chest.

Although Hestia said she was not Altair's wife, her behavior showed otherwise, like a loving wife.