It Is Legal for an NPC Who Is Being Oppressed To Run Away

7 – NPC of strange ties (2)

heh heh heh Crazy pig year. My father-in-law was being beaten by me until he was about to die.

10,000 cans a week means I should have received 540,000 cans a year. 5.4 million won. It is 10.8 million won over two years. But I turned my back on the fact that I ripped off 200,000 won.

Even monster subjugation is 1.3x. If there were 100 cans of goblins, I should have received 130 cans per goblin, and since I subjugated an average of 2 goblins a day, I hate to think about it.

“Brother. Where are you sick?”

“No. Ira. Oppa, it doesn’t hurt.”

“Ugh. It doesn’t hurt. Ho-oh.”

“hahahaha. Thanks to Ira, oppa is completely fine.”

Forget it, forget it. I thought about going back and taking revenge, but this country will perish anyway. I can’t be swept away by the tsunami while trying to kill the garbage.

no. As long as I’m swept away, I’ll be able to endure it. Unlike my physical condition, my HP is absurdly strong, and I personally practice that my level is a gangster.

But it’s not my brother, Ira. Level 2.

No matter how much HP there is, my brother, who can’t exceed 100 units, could end up getting caught on a stone that he doesn’t know where or how he came out of it.

The important thing is not immediate money or revenge, but my brother’s safety. Let’s just think about bouncing with igram right now.

Receiving care that was not my sister’s care, I regained my strength.

“Brother.”

“huh?”

“Who is this stone woman?”

“Ah, this stone woman… Huh? A woman?”

There doesn’t seem to be a gender in that stone, so how did Ra-ra conclude that she was an ajumma? what. It doesn’t matter.

“That stone woman is the woman who will protect Ira from now on.”

“Me? Then, what about my brother?”

“Your brother, of course, protects Ira too, right?”

“…Then, who will protect my brother?”

“hahahaha. Don’t worry. My older brother, Ira, will protect you, and if Ira is healthy, your brother will always be healthy!”

If you put your hand in the armpit of your younger brother who is talking anxiously and spin it round and round, he will immediately burst into laughter.

okay. You don’t have to worry about me. Pitongman 300,000. I can’t die even if I meet a decent boss.

You just have to keep it. Because all I have left is you.

When I made up my mind and played with Ira, the status window next to me was noisy.

[Not Mrs. not an aunt not an aunt not an aunt I am not an aunt.]

Oh, what

*

It is uneasy to have Ira hugged by a cold stone.

You have to be careful about body temperature control, such as small because you can’t eat yet, weakly big. That’s why I ran through the mountains holding Ira with both hands, and let the Mime Golem take the lead.

result.

-Faak!! Pew!! poop!! Quick!!

and. You fight really badly

If the golem disappears somewhere for a moment before you can see it, there will be a slight roar, and the golem covered in blood will immediately return.

I didn’t get a mount because the Heavenly Horse died in an accident, not because I killed the Heavenly Horse, but I got a decent escort.

I don’t mean to say that I’m faster than a horse, but once I run with Ira in my arms, I can reach the next village at a fairly fast speed.

After passing through several villages for a few days, we arrived at a large city with direct access to the border.

“Huh. Finally, a big city.”

“Wow!! Oppa! That’s a bar!! Throw fire out of that person’s mouth!!”

“Yeah, it’s fun. Shall we go after watching?”

There’s no need to show off here just because I’m a little tired. I immediately put Ira on the neck and look around.

Ponia is a country that was destroyed from the beginning of the game. The landscape of this country is a fusion of Chinese and Western styles.

Well… the memory of the previous life speaks. It is said that countries where middle-class people enter are ruined and cheap. Yes, it’s okay for the country to go bankrupt because they stole my money.

After taking my younger brother and stopping by here and there, I bought him vegetable skewers and meat skewers, and then set up a room at an inn…

“Three thousand cans.”

“…yes?”

“Three thousand cans.”

…asking for 3,000 a night? Is this kid out of his mind?

I immediately came out of the inn. I don’t understand how much you want to eat every day. If you move on to the next inn like that.

“Four thousand.”

“3,500”

“Five thousand”

what? Is this city price? The production manager’s weekly salary is 10,000 cans, but they earn my weekly salary with two or three customers?

does this make sense?

When I turned my back to leave the inn where I had called for 5,000, another person came into the inn.

and.

“400 cans.”

“…under?”

You ordered 5,000 cans in one night in front of me, and now another customer drinks 400 cans? Are you saying you get more than 10 or 12 times the difference?

“There you are, uncle.”

“what?”

Even though I was blunt with that person just now, the person who treated me with respect and spoke informally to me immediately frowned.

No, what are you doing now?

“No. Didn’t you just tell me 5,000?”

“Oh? Is that so? I didn’t say it right…”

The man, who raised the corner of his mouth at my words, extended his words and looked at me with contempt as he opened his mouth.

“It’s 20,000 cans.”

“…what?”

Just looking at it, f*ck you, right? Why do I have to suffer like this now?

“Hey. Who are you, no, who are you, are you mad at us?”

“Ha. Thank you for not reporting this bastard, you trash bastard.”

“what?”

The man, who had nothing to say even if I reported it immediately, pointed a finger at me behind me. And I turned my gaze along the finger.

“…wanted?”

“Criminal cub. Where dare to come into the city and think well? Don’t go out right now?”

The man raises his club and threatens to beat him if he talks about it any more.

And I feel Ira, who was riding on my neck, gripping my hair even more tightly as if nervously at his action.

“Hey Golem. Take it.”

“Brother?”

“Era. Eyes, definitely.”

“huh!”

The golem wearing a hood behind me immediately picked Ira up, and I smashed the counter with my fist.

“Hey?!”

“Hey. You have children. Be quiet and put down the stick. Next is your face.”

“Yes, old!!”

“quiet.”

“…!!”

I decided that this was enough to deal with his behavior and opened the wanted notice.

…What is it written on?

[Mountain Keeper Jack. that brother, An ungrateful wanted man who ran away after extorting money from the benefactors of the village.]

[Assault, theft, extortion. The crime of disobeying a noble order.]

[Report immediately upon discovery.]

[Baron Bagzak Tempura in the Poria Territory -Baek-]

[*There is no wanted amount.]

…The contents of the status window translated, as if he knew that I was illiterate. Even the last comment is perfect.

Yes, they don’t give me a room as a criminal. However, if they report it, they don’t know if it will harm them, so they just close their eyes and move on.

That man looked at me funny because I was carrying a child and even lifted a bat to try to kick him out?

And I am a thief who ungratefully extorted money and assaulted?

Heh, heh heh heh! All the crazy bastards really want to die.

[Everything written is true except for the sin of disobedience, benevolence, and ingratitude.]

“…Status window. Mouth before naming you Poppy.”

[……]

The assault was done on that side first, and I always lived being assaulted, and I didn’t extort money, I just received the money I should have received.

What even is theft? Is it theft to pick the pockets of those who hit me?

No, I just got paid for getting hit first, right?

After tearing up the absurd wanted letter, I carried Ira on my shoulder again and kicked down the inn door and came out.

Since he treated me like a criminal, I thought I should act like a criminal, and revenge for my younger brother, who seemed a little more nervous and trembled because his ears were heard even though his eyes were covered.

It contained just that much meaning.

“Ira. Gotcha.”

“Oh, brother. Ganchanaa?”

He hit me so hard that he didn’t respond even when I told him that Ira had caught him, and he became anxious and grabbed my hair.

“Yeah. It’s okay. There’s nothing wrong. Hey, status window.”

[yes.]

“From now on, Ira will cover your eyes and ears if you have to.”

[yes.]

Thinking that I would have to be careful about the direction of the sound from now on, I took Ira with me and headed out of the city…

“Are you Jack, the mountain ranger?”

“Nope. It’s a Tamer Tale.”

“…You’re the face on the wanted list, right? The girl on it is…”

“This is my wife. Her name is Rai. Right, Raiya?”

“Yes! I’m your wife!”

The crazy lolicon acting was perfect. To begin with, my younger brother is smarter and quick-witted than me?

However, the opponent did not believe our perfect performance.

“…I can’t believe it for now, so I’ll accompany you like this…”

“Status window. Throw it all away.”

Of course, after entering the city, he went in and out of town several times to get his face stamped.

The guards appeared, and I politely acted to avoid any harm to them through lies and incitement, but because they were futile and useless trying to get closer to the truth, they were all blown off to the roofs of the surrounding buildings by the hands of the Mime Golem.

“You didn’t kill him, did you?”

[I threw everything without getting hurt.]

“nice.”

We left the city at a leisurely pace.

*

“…what?”

“…I heard that they found it about a week on horseback from here, but they say that they ran away with all the guards.”

“A week’s journey? A week’s ride on horseback?! If he rode in a carriage, shouldn’t he have arrived much later than the wanted letter was delivered?! How could he miss it without proper preparation!! You should have said you were a mountain keeper!!”

“…I’ll ask the guards.”

“Eiying!! Tsutsut!! The ones who receive green salaries do things like this!!”

Pig-like human. All the surrounding guards and escorts frowned at the seizure-like sound of Baron Tempura.

Fortunately, everyone was wearing helmets, so it wasn’t noticeable, so he didn’t get caught, but he criticized the guards even louder as if they were heard.

However, the guards here know the truth, and they also know for sure that his actions are all counterintuitive.

So no one thinks it’s the security guard’s fault.

When the pig tries to relieve stress by binge eating again.

“I, Baron!! This is an urgent report!!”

“Huh?!! What else?! I missed him again…”

“That’s not it!! It is said that two villages adjacent to Mt. Ponia were destroyed by a goblin attack!”

“…what?”

The collapse had already begun, with no one protecting the mountain.