ALL NOVEL Chapter 142 - Tell me, Amelia!
TN: Thank Viiyen for the chapter. Second to last one from him.
“…So? What’s the problem?”
Amelia sighed as she looked at Arte, who was drooping.
Now that everything was over, all that was left was to watch those two being lovey-dovey… At least, that’s what I thought.
Maybe it’s because they’re dating each other without any prior experience, but they seemed to be suffering more than I expected.
Despite kissing so passionately… I was surprised that not only Arte but even Siwoo would be so proactive.
Perhaps they forgot that we were watching. Thanks to that, Dorothy and I got to see something good!
“Is your boyfriend… a domestic abuser?”
“N-No, it’s not like that…!”
Arte was startled by my question and waved her hands.
…Well, I never even suspected such a thing. There’s no way he would lay a hand on Arte.
He almost died a couple of times trying to save the girl he likes. This is just a question to open up the conversation.
As expected, after pondering for a moment, Arte spoke to me as if she had made up her mind.
“…Um, you know. Am I…not attractive?”
“What nonsense are you saying?”
Momentarily irritated by the completely unexpected story, I poked the lump of fat in front of my eyes.
“Ow, that hurts…!”
“Good. Who told you to say such nonsense?”
She tried to twist her body, tried to cover it with her hands, but it was meaningless.
That lump of fat, barely large enough to be called huge breasts, can’t be hidden just like that.
Moreover, my ability is acceleration. I’ve never lost in this kind of fight even once.
Eventually realizing that she can’t stop me from poking her, Arte droops, and I also stop poking her with my finger.
“…So? Why do you think that way?”
Arte had never shown such a lack of confidence until now. What on earth happened?
…Well, I roughly have an idea. It’s probably because of Siwoo again.
There’s no way Arte would want to look good to anyone else but him.
As expected, Arte sighed deeply and said to me.
“I’m not sure if Siwoo really likes me…”
What the hell is she saying?
My mind went blank for a moment at the words I had never thought of.
Maybe she took my silence as a cue to tell me more? Arte started confiding in me.
“You know, we…um, started dating, right?”
“That’s right. We made such a fuss after seeing you two kiss…”
“What?”
“Ah.”
This was something I shouldn’t have said.
I broke out in a cold sweat as she stared at me with sharp eyes, and Arte sighed.
“…I thought something was a bit suspicious that day.”
“Ha, haha….”
“I’ll let it slide, so please counsel me properly.”
“O-Of course! Just trust me!”
Phew, I survived. I thought it might have been a bit rude.
It seemed Arte had decided to let it go generously.
“Ahem. So? What’s next?”
“It’s been quite some time since Siwoo and I started living together.”
“Right? You were living together even before dating.”
“…Then why isn’t anything happening?”
“What?”
Nothing is happening?
I pondered what that meant, and Arte said with a flushed face.
“Um, you know… How should I say this… Hmm…”
Unlike usual, she kept hesitating, and I wanted to urge her to speak quickly, but I held back.
Seeing her face getting redder and redder, it seemed she was really embarrassed.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, she finally decided, took a deep breath, and shouted.
“Wh-When…! Can we do couple-like things… I-I seduced him…!”
“…What?”
For a moment, I couldn’t believe the information that entered my ears and unintentionally asked again.
Seduction? Arte?
“…Really?”
“Uuugh….”
Was it something she blurted out in a whatever-happens-happens mindset?
Covering her face that had turned as red as a beet, Arte nodded.
“I see…”
Well, it’s not really that surprising that Arte seduced him.
Anyone who knows Arte and Siwoo’s relationship would expect Arte to pounce on Siwoo.
But the fact that she came to me for counseling after seducing him like that means…
“It failed?”
“…Yeah.”
As expected.
If it had succeeded, there would be no need for this counseling.
She seduced Siwoo, but it failed, so her confidence plummeted.
…But why?
No one likes Arte as much as Siwoo.
If Arte charged at him with a flushed face, shouldn’t he immediately fall for it?
“How did you do it?”
“This outfit. I wore this and crawled into bed…”
Along with that, she handed me a photo.
What kind of outfit could it be?
I looked at it and couldn’t hide my shock.
“Wh-Wh-What…! What’s with this slutty look…!”
“Sl-Slutty?!”
“Ah, no. I mean… It’s revealing!”
Right.
There’s no problem with the outfit itself.
A thin shirt and dolphin shorts.
You can wear an outfit comfortably at home and naturally show some exposure.
But the problem was elsewhere.
“Y-Y-You went around wearing this without even underwear?! In front of Siwoo?!”
“Yeah.”
“You even crawled into his bed?!”
“I hugged him tightly from behind.”
“?!”
The pinkish something slightly visible through the white clothes.
She crawled into Siwoo’s bed wearing this outfit that even I, as a woman, find offensive, and rubbed her huge lump of fat against him?
…And nothing happened?
“Could Yu Siwoo possibly be impotent…?”
“N-No! He’s not impotent…!”
“?”
How do you know that?
When I looked at her with such eyes, she seemed to realize she had misspoken.
Arte began to stutter in a fluster.
“Th-That’s, um…”
“Whatever. He’s not impotent, right?”
“…Yeah.”
Hmm.
I want to tell her to just pounce on him.
Judging from the fact that she’s still a bit embarrassed, it seems he’s interested but still has some reluctance.
Couples always do that kind of thing, so we who started dating should also do it someday.
Maybe that’s what she’s thinking?
…My head hurts.
Why do I have to receive such questions when I’ve never even dated once?
Suddenly hit by that question, I blankly stared into the air for a while.
Why am I doing this?
Once such thoughts entered my mind, an overwhelming sense of exhaustion began to rush in.
…Ah, I don’t know.
“Sorry, I’m not sure.”
“I-I see…”
“Let’s talk about it again tomorrow. Okay? I’ll call Dorothy tomorrow.”
“Even Dorothy?”
“The more people, the better for this kind of thing. It’s not like we’ll go around spreading rumors about it.”
“Is that so? …Thank you.”
“It’s nothing. Ah, can you go ahead today? I have something to do while I’m out.”
“Okay. See you tomorrow.”
As soon as Arte disappeared from my sight, I slumped into the chair at the cafe and started chewing on the straw for a while.
Having something to do was a lie.
I didn’t want to do anything right now.
Why am I giving relationship advice?
Once that thought entered my mind, an overwhelming sense of exhaustion rushed uncontrollably.
Around the time I was blankly spending time at the cafe like that, an unexpected person approached me.
“Oh, hi. Amelia.”
“…Siwoo?”
The person I was talking about with Arte a little while ago.
Siwoo suddenly came to me.
“How did you know I was here…”
“I had a feeling you’d be here.”
“Damn it…”
Is it that Intuition of his again?
This guy, he said he didn’t want to develop his ability any further and stopped training, but there was a good reason for that.
He probably felt comfortable saying that because it had already grown so rapidly that he didn’t need any training in the first place.
“So? Why did you come to find me?”
“…I have something to consult about.”
“Consult?”
Arte also came to consult, and now it’s this guy?
I was about to tell him to do it later because I was a bit tired, but I shut my mouth.
Arte and Siwoo coming for consultation on the same day.
I felt it might be related to the content of Arte’s consultation.
As if my hunch wasn’t wrong, Siwoo hesitated and said to me.
“These days, it’s been hard living with Arte.”
“… It’s hard?”
“Yeah. It’s a bit awkward to say this, but Arte is a bit… at home.”
“She dresses lightly.”
“…How do you know that?”
“Intuition. So?”
Siwoo looked at me suspiciously for a while. Still, he seemed to realize that wasn’t the important thing and began to tell me the content of his consultation.
“These days, it’s getting harder to endure because of Arte’s appearance…”
“Why are you telling me that?”
“Because it’s you…?”
“I’m a woman too!”
“Huh? Well, yeah. I know that.”
“…”
What does he think of me?
I even began to have the absurd thought that he might be seeing me not as a woman but as a creature called Amelia.
“I want to treat Arte preciously, but she looks so pretty these days that it’s hard to endure. At times like this, what should I…”
“Ah, I don’t know! Just rub your bodies together!”
“?!”
“Why are you guys doing this to me?! Can’t you just kiss and rub against each other?!”
“W-Wait a minute. Amelia. I think you’re too worked up, calm…”
“Caaaaalm?? Do I look like I can calm down right now?! Just have se…mmph!”
Perhaps it was because I shouted loudly with my eyes rolling back.
I got kicked out of the cafe.