Kiltering Mayhem

Chapter 27: Chapter 27: The Beginning Of A Not Date.



Wearing the black suit of my Combat Gear underneath my newly acquired attire, I am ready to depart for my appointment with Oriana.

The clothes consist of a burgundy leather hunting jacket, accompanied by black pants and a gray sweatshirt with long sleeves.

{Forlán always said that you can't look "Too Good" while going out for the first time with a woman, because can set a bad precedent, not like i care or understand, but for what i know, he is an expert, and any sentient being can always learn a thing or two if you pay attention to their mishaps and successes}

"—Wow!, Trektör!, You look really gallant!"; Excited said Merzïry sitting over our bed with a serious Matchmber, who entered in the Bedroom when i was already suited up; Panicking a little with the question of her friend "—Don't you think the same, Amber?"; So she is thoughtful for a few seconds before replying.

—Eh, I… , *Mmm*, I wouldn't have said "Gallant", M-Merzïry, he is not a Gentleman, having a "Rascal" attitude and a "Wild" apparency, "Debonair" seems more suitable for someone with his current set up.

{What an impressive specific analysis she just made!?}

Having someone with whom you don't possess a particularly "Good" relationship giving you an objective "Positive" answer feels pretty neat and truthful.

Especially since I know the prideful tendency of Matchmber attitude, a characteristic powerful enough on her to say what she really thinks and accept whatever comes as a result.

—Then I need to change…

Amber nods approvingly but Merzïry misinterprets the connotation of my words.

—Mho!, Trektör don't be like that!, Amber is being a "Good Girl"!.

—I know My Silver Bunny, and i am not disregarding her words, but i should not attract more attention than my "Not Date", apparently is "Good Manners", Her comments in general are extremely useful for a Newbie on this type of situations like me.

—Really?!…

—He is correct M-Merzïry, Is a custom in the majority of Nations, only Nobles and Royalty ignore this unwritten tradition.

A grinning smile is plastered on my face, seeing Matchmber stuttering when pronouncing the Spark Name of My Busty Bunny is amusing, but i have to admit that i like when she has her burning hair.

—Well, I have another pair of clothes ready…

As I speak, I appear to be starting to undress, and Matchmber gets all worked up, trying to look away and closing her eyes while covering Merzïry's with her hands.

"—W-What are you doing Trektör!, Have some decency!, You Brute!, How can you go nude out of nowhere in front of two ladies?!"; Scream frustrated Amber, receiving the answer from Merzïry.

—Trektör is not naked Amber, he is wearing a "Fake Epidermis Suit".

Slowly, Amber open her eyelids, seeing that i was just messing with her as I simply lifted my sweatshirt up a little to play a joke on her.

—What were you thinking, "Naughty Matchmber"?, Are you that anxious?, Seriously?, Just look at the yellow blush on your cheeks…

—Shut up!, You can't play with someone like this…

—Wrong, I can Matchmber, and you look really attractive all frustrated or panicked to not mess with you…

She rolls her eyes, in the exact same manner as Merzïry did earlier.

{Nailed!, I knew she was the one that teach My Silver Bunny!}

—Still, Thanks for the words of encouragement Amber, you can't even imagine how much it means for me; Same goes for you "My Busty Cute Little Bunny".

I ruffle her silver hair for a moment, smirking at the startled expression of Matchmber when she keeps covering Merzïry eyes; So i use mimic to tell her without producing a sound "—You look gorgeous like this too".

I move my gaze towards Merzïry, who is flushing with high intensity, having a ragged breath as I keep ruffling her silky hair.

{What is going on?}

I did this before and her reaction, although positive, is not even close to what she is demonstrating right now.

{It is because Amber is touching her too, or because of the specific action of denying her sight that is causing this very sensual and exaggerated response on her}

—I have to go, arriving late is unacceptable.

This phrase of mine interrupts the actions that amber and myself are performing on Merzïry; The latter is blushing as much as Matchmber, still waves her hand acknowledging my departure.

{Did Amber notice the reaction of Merzïry?, I think she is oblivious of this due to my silent words distracting her}

Leaving behind the building in which I now reside, I move forward directly and without distractions to meet Oriana at her work station; Arriving almost half an hour early, I can't see her anywhere.

{Did I go to the wrong place?, Impossible, not only am I good at tracking, I have "Periphery" as a backup}

Looking at the small ethereal map, I see a discrepancy from how it was before, as there are no comments from anyone and I can only see the icons of others once I am fully aware of their location, which was not the case before, being able to know about others even when they were not in my immediate field vision.

{This is a drawback, I thought it could be viable as a countermeasure in case i have to deal with "Stalkers Farioth" again}

—Are you searching for "Noia"?.

The unknown voice comes from a Beefy Green skinned "Thölldt'Thern"; The same species as my friend "Clonggy", but different to him, the one in front of me has 3.4 meters of height, using a thin tuft of red hair to appear taller, this stands out quite a bit in the middle of his head in relation to his clothing, a white formal uniform similar to the one worn by the Albine Young Man.

§ Redcan §

Rank: Unranked

Inclination: Full Offensive

Type: Blunt Impact

Status: Grade 2 "Useless"

{Useless?, With two "Professions"?, I can't comprehend how it works the "Status" in "Portrait"!}

—Maybe… , Is that a "Real Name"?.

—No, a Nickname i use for the Attendant "Oriana".

—Then yes, I am waiting for her…

—She is not going to come, has a busy agenda, and better suitors to amuse her.

{Is he talking about himself, Or trying to anger me to pick a Fight slash Duel?}

Hurried and heavy steps sound, and a muscular "Orchqüim" woman with avocado green skin and 3.85 meters of height comes near us.

She has the usual yellow eyes and attire of her Species, carrying her Identification Badge on her shoulder, and reading "Amdára" from it; But her blue hair is what intrigues me, as has quite some dreadlocks, which is rare, as this "Hairstyle" is used only by the Men.

—Molesting those who obtain what you can't have "Bortis", "Pathetic", as the rest of your lineage.

The Thölldt'Thern grunts, saying "—You have luck this time"; As he leaves, showing his fangs to the Orchqüim woman who responds in kind.

§ Stalking Huntress §

Rank: Unranked

Inclination: Prowling Harassment

Type: Fervent Skirmisher

Status: Grade 4 "Virgin" - Harvestable

{VIRGIN?!, being an "Orchqüim", That is the rarest occurrence on their kind; Once they reach 25 Years of age (62.5 Earth years approx), they fornicate as if the world was going to end!}

—Oriana received permission from her Boss to leave an hour early, she is not the only one, other two coworkers have the same treatment.

{Why is this relevant?}

—If the three of them have a "Partner" to have a drink with, the Boss rent a Private Room and pays all the expenses…

{Oh… , That was, unexpected, I though it would be only the two of us}

—That is why "Bortis" wanted to scare you, Oriana almost never shows interest in this game, and "Play" scarcely due to the insistence of her coworkers.

—I see, What about you?.

—I don't get drunk easily, and I can defend my friends if someone gets too cocky.

—So, you are pretty much like the mix between a chaperone and a designated driver?.

—Exactly!… , and, I should have paid more attention to Bortis.

—He is "Useless", And if he keeps up that attitude, it won't be long before someone else who is more cocky and actually a threat putting him in place.

—It has already happened, in fact, I have done it myself a few times, but in general, the Thölldt'Thern do not understand, their regeneration makes them think they are invincible.

{Just like Clonggy acted}

Smirking i reply to her.

—That is because you are doing it incorrectly, you don't beat them up, instead focus on inflict as much pain as they can tolerate before falling unconscious, take advantage of the fact that they are not dying easily.

She smiles maliciously, and i have to admit, that she looks awesome doing this expression.

—I am going to try that, "Trektör", he is not the only problematic Thölldt'Thern on the "Academies".

{Why she say the word in plural?}

The sound of approaching heels is unmistakable; Oriana is coming, being accompanied by two other young women and a third one who is clearly older, having an air of maturity that the rest of the youngsters cannot miss or match.


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