Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Two weeks later, Naruto followed Jiraiya to a small town in the north of the Country of Fire, near the Country of Fields.

This city is not well-known, but there is a street mentioned in the original work, named "Tanshu Street". According to Jiraiya, "Emperor Dudu" has everything on this street.

The old man was looking forward to it.

Seeing his appearance, Naruto was full of longing at first.

Until it was almost night, I followed Jiraiya into a custom shop called "Piaoxiang Liquor House" in Tanshu Street.

What the two of them didn't know was that after they entered the wine house, two beautiful figures silently watched behind them.

Among them, the figure on the right was particularly eye-catching. After seeing Jiraiya taking Naruto in, his eyes were full of contempt.

"Jiraiya, this guy really can't change his mind."

"Tsunade-sama, that's not a good thing to say."

"There's nothing wrong with him. You'll watch carefully for a while and look for an opportunity to drug him."

"yes!"

The lady in black skirt holding a small fragrant pig beside Tsunade reached into her pocket and took out a package of prepared medicinal powder, and then followed Tsunade into the custom shop.

In the custom shop, Naruto was completely convinced by Jiraiya, an old virgin.

Because the escort girls in this custom shop really only serve as escorts and do nothing else.

But even so, Jiraiya was still having a great time, with his left hand and right hand holding a girl who was accompanying the bartender, his mouth was dripping with laughter, and he was fed wine to him.

Mud can't hold up the wall!

Naruto clicked his tongue in disdain, not looking at him, just eating the side dishes on the table.

A waiter girl who was held in Jiraiya's arms almost had stars in her eyes when she saw Naruto eating obediently alone.

She said: "Little brother, would you like my sister to feed you?"

Naruto raised his head and glanced at her. She was a little attractive, but compared to Uzuki Yugao and Yuhi Kurenai, the gap was huge.

Bah, Pu Xin Nu, do you think anyone can feed me?

"No need." Naruto decisively refused.

"Haha, Naruto, you must be shy, right?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto mindlessly eating, with a look of ridicule on his face.

? ? ? Naruto glanced at him with a raised eyebrow.

He was probably the first person in the world who thought Naruto would be shy on such an occasion.

In this kind of place, these women are just average in appearance, and they can only accompany them to drink, and can't do anything else. I don't know what they are so ashamed of.

The old virgin is really pitiful.

When Naruto was about to educate Jiraiya about what it means to be a woman, that familiar voice sounded again.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Jiraiya looks down on you. Although he is a virgin, he thinks that his experience in this area is far superior to yours, so he despises you. Your response will be...]

[Choice 1, romantic and frivolous: talk about women's privacy with Jiraiya, until Jiraiya is convinced and admits defeat. Completion reward (84% control of Nine-Tails)]

[Option 2, act recklessly: take Jiraiya with him, and force the two accompanying girls beside him in public. Completion reward (Reincarnation Eye)]

[Choice three, introverted and shy: do nothing. Completion reward (three hundred thousand taels)]

[Choice four, upright and awe-inspiring: Immediately stand on the moral high ground and loudly accuse Jiraiya of his shameless behavior, showing that he has a righteous heart. Completion reward (Devil Contract x1)】

The words in front of him that only Naruto could see made him look stunned.

Such a high level of control over the Nine Tails as a reward option has not appeared for a long time.

And there is definitely the Samsara Eye as a reward.

Based on past experience, the more generous the reward option, the less likely it is to complete it.

Just like option two, the prerequisite is to bring Jiraiya along. How is this possible?

How could he do such a thing with Naruto when he was still an old virgin despite being decades old.

It's just nonsense.

But why is the reward for option 1 so ridiculously high? Naruto is quite confident in this aspect of knowledge, and it is not impossible to accomplish it.

To be honest, Naruto is now torn whether to choose one or the more stable choice four.

Controlling the Nine-Tails can increase one's own combat power, and the Devil's Contract can cultivate one's own team.

He wanted both of these things, but the price of option one was a bit scary.

Pies will not fall from the sky, only traps will fall. Be careful.

"You little brat, you're so embarrassed that you can't even lift your head, hahaha."

Just when Naruto was lost in thought, Jiraiya mocked Naruto again and pinched the two waitresses beside him.

He looked at Naruto and said to his heart that when he came, he made a lot of nonsense, saying that he wanted Yogo Tohka, but when he really called the woman to his side, he immediately revealed his true colors.

A kid is just a kid after all.

"Jiraiya-sama, that's enough!" Naruto suddenly slapped the table and stood up, looking at Jiraiya meaningfully and yelled.

Jiraiya had a wanton smile on his face: "Not enough, not enough. Aren't you very good at it? I'll call two more for you, hahaha."

"Jiraiya-sama, what exactly do you want to do? You don't know the three ninja precepts, right? They prohibit alcohol, luxury, and sex. Today, you are going to take me to break these precepts as soon as you come here."

Naruto said righteously: "I will never succumb to your coercion and inducement just because you are a Sannin."

Jiraiya blinked blankly: "What the hell?"

"You make me feel sick!" Naruto's fingers trembled angrily, pointing at Jiraiya and yelling.

"???" At this moment, Jiraiya's head was filled with question marks.

Didn’t you ask me to bring you here?

It's fine if I don't find you disgusting, but you find me disgusting?

Is there any mistake?

No, this little devil must be scared, so he deliberately changed the topic here.

Jiraiya thought he had understood Naruto's purpose, raised his eyebrows and threatened: "Kid, please show some respect to me from now on and I will let you go today, otherwise I will go and invite the young lady right away and I will break your body tonight." , so that you can’t be a child chicken.”

The old virgin openly mocked the young boy.

6!

"Da da da"

Suddenly, there was a clear and loud sound of high heels hitting the floor from behind. As the sound got closer and closer, Jiraiya's frivolous smile suddenly stopped. He loosened his arms around the bartender and straightened up honestly. Sitting position.

His movements made Naruto feel confused. When he looked back, he saw a woman in a green cloak arriving behind him at some point.

She has an oval face with delicate fair skin, blond hair tied into twin ponytails behind her shoulders, slender red eyes that are hooked inwards and outwards, a small and straight nose bridge, and thin lips painted with peach-colored lipstick.

The most important thing is that.

The whole person is full of the sexy charm of a mature woman.

Much older than Teacher Hong!

How to gather people's hearts.

Until the moment Tsunade took action, Naruto finally understood why the reward for choice one was so high, because even if he was confident that he could win Jiraiya, he couldn't withstand Tsunade's sandbag-sized fist that would attack midway.

"Tsunade-sama, didn't you say you acted quietly?"

"No, I can't bear it anymore. Jiraiya, an old bastard, even if he is shameless by himself, he actually forces a little kid to do that kind of thing."

In an instant, both men were hurt at the same time.

Jiraiya suffered a physical attack and was thrown out of the custom shop by an over-the-shoulder throw.

Naruto was mentally attacked. What does it mean to be a little kid?

I'm obviously very talented, okay?

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice four. The reward (Devil Contract X1) is successfully distributed. 】

Fortunately, the distribution of rewards healed Naruto's psychological trauma.

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Half an hour later, in a regular izakaya.

Jiraiya, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, glared at Naruto with anger on his face: "You brat, you just said those words on purpose to hurt me, it's obviously you."

"Tsunade-sama!"

Naruto interrupted Jiraiya and then picked up Tsunade's left arm in front of him.

"Please make the decision for me. Along the way, Jiraiya-sama often drinks wine, peeks into the women's bathroom, and does whatever is obscene. That's all."

As Naruto spoke, he leaned his head on Tsunade's shoulder and said aggrievedly: "He actually forced me to do these things with him, and he even said he wanted to train me into a second-generation lecher. Immortal."

"You little bastard, if you slander me again, I'll beat you up." Jiraiya's eyes were splitting, and then he said to Tsunade: "Tsunade, after our decades of friendship, you should believe in my character."

Tsunade thought for a while, although Jiraiya was a bit wretched, he still had some character and wouldn't be so bad to children.

Naruto pulled Tsunade's sleeve and looked at her with tearful eyes.

The little face is full of cuteness.

Cute + Yellow Hair + Widow form a combined ultimate move.

Tsunade made a move.

Then a powerful and heavy fist hit Jiraiya on the head.

Jiraiya fell straight back with stars in his eyes.

Shizune asked worriedly: "Tsunade-sama, will Jiraiya-sama be beaten to death?"

"This old toad's skin is too thick to die."

After Tsunade finished speaking, she raised her eyebrows at Shizune, then took Naruto's hand and led him away.

Shizune, who was left behind, looked at the unconscious Jiraiya, took out the powder from her sleeve, tore it open and poured it directly into Jiraiya's mouth. She kept watching as the powder turned into water and all went into Jiraiya's stomach.

"This amount should be enough for Jiraiya-sama to have a good sleep."

However, after Shizune also left, Jiraiya suddenly sat up.

"Well~ Tsunade's temper really hasn't changed at all!"

When he said this, Jiraiya had a slight smile on his face.

As if being beaten by Tsunade just now was a very happy thing.

"Making you angry and being beaten by you is the only chance to touch you, phew~!" Jiraiya yawned, and after sitting alone for a long time, he stood up and walked outside.

He had previously detected that Orochimaru was already here.

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