Laundry Divers: An Erotic Lesbian LitRPG

The party had developed a habit of stockpiling jellies. This was due to both the fact that leveling up was increasingly costly, and that the jellies had secondary uses in crafting. After resting up in the safe room until sunrise, though, they took stock of the jellies and found they’d let them pile up all the way to two-hundred-nineteen.

The subsequent jelly-binge was sufficient to bring everyone’s classes to level two. There were a lot of small upgrades, such as a spell Sabrina could charge up to return an attack’s damage back on her enemy, fifty percent stronger. None of that compared to the class levels, though.

There was an all-around boost to their strength and power, just for starters. The specialized boons weren’t anything to sneeze at either. Sloan, for instance, traded in her tentacle-club for a gigantic hammer that would be right at home in a From Software game.

Freshly leveled up, the party headed out to take on their hunts. This time, they even had a plan. As much as everyone loved the pink pollen, it could be distracting. To counteract this, Jade brewed up a lotion that would shield them all from it. She especially liked this plan because it involved everyone rubbing each other down thoroughly with slippery lotion.

This helped, but not as much as they’d guessed. None of the other lurking ivies deployed quite so much of the pink pollen as the first had, and might have been beatable without the lotion. The forth had an entirely different chemical deterrent: a capsaicin mist, similar to teargas. Sabrina couldn’t imagine how painful the burn would have been prior to magical enhancements. Fortunately, the burn was only an annoyance to the party of adventurers.

That only left the mini-boss. The colossal plant network had overtaken a barren food court. After nearly an hour of hacking through the aggressive vines that protected its perimeter, the party breached the food court. Within, the core flower swayed to dodge attacks. From all directions, thorny bushels were flung at the party members, painting them all in annoying surface scratches.

It was all in vain. Sabrina and her friends were too powerful. When spells were cast, and weapons turned petals into indigo confetti, its fate was sealed. They’d eliminated their quarry.

>Hunt complete!

>Rewards boosted due to ongoing effects!

>Rewards:

>Prize egg (x2)! Incubate in anus or vagina for 4 hours for a Mythic item!

>Prize egg (x12)! Incubate in anus or vagina for 0.5 hours for an Uncommon item!

>10 oz gold bar (x2).

>40 Base upgrade points.

They divided the eggs so that the two people who didn’t get a Mythic egg would each get six Uncommon ones. Sloan and Alice both called dibs on the Uncommons, for whatever reason. So with eggs inside of them, the party took on the next hunt.

The corrupted hellgrazer was in a small herd in a wide-open area. He was distinct from the others, being albino and larger than the others. Instead of two curled horns, the hellgrazer’s head was crowned with a painful-looking bushel of misshapen horns and calcified tumors. He took several direct strikes to put the beast out of its misery.

Between strikes, he swung his bundles of spikes at his attackers. In his lashing out, he managed to tear halfway through Sabrina’s neck. This caused a chorus of shrieks and curses from the panicked team. After a potion and some milk, though, she healed right up. Their bodies were truly becoming more than human.

After collecting their rewards and looting an absolute ton of meat, the party started getting cocky. Sloan surprised everyone by proposing their next target: the orc camps. She was ready to reclaim her confidence.

They backtracked to the area near the entrance and marched down the side of the mall that they’d been too afraid to cross. The orc standing guard at the first small camp smirked in amusement at their approach. Sloan flashed forward on her skates and wiped that smirk right off her face with a hundred pounds of hammer.

The brawl was the longest and toughest the girls had yet fought. It started with the party slaughtering their opposition. Sabrina zipped through the air, ripping holes into orcs, and exploding. Jade was slashing throats, chopping green limbs off, and undoing any damage the orcs inflicted. This was all while Alice dominated the battlefield, with tendrils making hindering movements and injecting thorns into enemies. When Alice had the orcs where she wanted them, she rained down cannonballs the size of softballs with a density greater than tungsten.

Of course, this assault on the orcs just had to be the moment that everything in the area decided to swarm. Scores of imps and surrounded the camp and poured in like a wave. It was like getting into a fistfight with swarm of wasps.

For several hours, the girls defended against an unending onslaught. When they were pushed to the edge, two larger bands of orcs joined the battle. Some of the orcs even mounted and rode hellgrazers. Each member of the party came within a hair’s breadth of death multiple times.

Just to keep up, they popped every jelly as they looted them. They let their points get allocated randomly, without the time to choose them. This meant they needed to figure out how to use new skills and powers on the fly as they came in. It also meant the girls would periodically get sexier in some random way. By the end of the harrowing marathon of violence, they’d each grown significantly in power, with their classes reaching level four.

Dragging her feet in exhaustion, Jade shouted, “never again! From now on we corner the little monsters and beat candy out of them. I mean, look at my nips! I look like I just ran a triathlon with a sandpaper shirt.” After countless hurried suckles are her breasts, her nipples were chafed and chapped. Her breasts themselves looked deflated.

Sabrina was the first to collapse into the tub, and soon was surrounded by her friends. They rested, and complained, and laid eggs. There was an echo of self-deprecation, all to the point that the girls were failures for letting their double-loot bonus go to waste while they loafed in the safe room.

Then, Alice had an idea. “Hey, wait. Doesn’t the bonus also apply to rewards for challenges?” Sabrina perked up and caught hopeful looks from Jade and Sloan.

Alice tested this theory by stringing herself up into a net of slime and having a tentacle stretch her ballsack and gently tickle her glans. After a minute or so of this, she sank down into a beanbag chair of slime. “It works! I’ve got double!”

Jade turned to Sabrina with the excitement of a puppy. “Double perk-essences! Ohmygod please give us both ass-pussies!”

“I… what?”

“My perk,” Alice cleared up. “Bussy. Fine by me if you wanna try for it.”

Jade give Alice a smirk. “I bet it is.”

Sabrina could never turn Jade down. She activated the challenge.

>Bussy essence challenge: please your teammate’s Bussy until the progress bar has filled completely.

An empty progress bar appeared above Alice’s butt. Sabrina explained the challenge. Alice agreed to participate, and Jade insisted on watching closely. Amusingly, she pulled a bowl of popcorn from her inventory that she’d apparently kept for exactly this kind of situation.

Sabrina knew her oral skills would give her a leg up, so she started there. She directed Alice to bend over the moss couch. Alice’s cute butt sticking out looked appealing, but it still felt strange to Sabrina to do this with her friend, in front of her girlfriend.

Sabrina set her reservations aside and kissed between Alice’s bubbly cheeks. She let her tongue slip from her lips and tickle the puckered hole. Sabrina backed up in delighted surprise. Her friend’s ass tastes like a great pussy. She wholeheartedly went back to eat up greedily. She paid extra attention to Alice’s sensitive taint, which quickly made her twin-cocks leak a quick load of cum without stimulation.

After making a meal of Alice’s ass, she backed up to look at the progress bar. “Damn,” she thought. It was only one-eighth full. She’d need to bring out the big guns. She held out her hand towards Jade. Jade knew exactly what this meant, and promptly handed over the Living Dildo.

Sabrina eased it in. It felt nice inside, and Sabrina let loose, fucking Alice’s ass with reckless abandon. Fifty-one minutes and six creampies later, the challenge was complete.

Jade had guessed correctly that this would result in an extra essence. Sabrina promptly brewed up some mutagens, and took one along with Jade. Sabrina shuddered. Her inner cheeks were already dangerously sensitive beforehand; now, walking the right way might send her over the edge.

Jade was utterly incapable of keeping her hands out of her ass crack. Sabrina understood at first, but after an hour of seeing compulsive hole-tickling, she snapped out, “Do I need to get you a fucking fidget toy?”

Jade shot her gaze to Sabrina with an innocent deer in headlights look. “Yes,” she answered. If there was any sarcasm in that, Jade had hid it masterfully.

Sabrina knew damn well that Jade couldn’t be getting dumber with her level-ups, but she was acting like it. “I love that idiot so much,” she thought.

“What?” Jade asked.

“I love you, you goober.”

Jade gave a dorky smile that affected her whole face. “Really?”

Sabrina tackled Jade, kissing all over her face to illicit giggles from her. She laid wet kisses sloppily under her jaw, all over her cheeks, on her nose, her forehead, and even under her eyebrow. Then finally, the suspense was broken when she met Jade’s lips.

The rest of the party gave the love-birds some privacy and tackled some challenges to pass the time. Sloan and Alice felt like they were left in a strange position sometimes. Since they weren’t a couple themselves, and had no intentions of being one, they somehow felt their little group had two third wheels. Even so, they wouldn’t trade their friends in for anything. Although, Sloan wouldn’t mind bringing in a fuckbuddy to the party.