Learning to Love Time Loops Without Going Insane

“So, I have finished reading all the books you have provided. It does look like some editions of the game allow for intelligent items. Could I just play a sword?” Excalibur asked. He was still stuck deep into the ground in the center of Ethel’s room, but today, he wasn’t alone. Frank, Mother Scrump, Alfred, and Gretel were sitting around him.

“I’ve never seen anyone else do it, but they aren’t here, so Frank, the mighty DM, rules it legal!” Frank replied.

“I didn’t realize this would be so complicated, but Bug told us this was her favorite game over and over. I’m kind of surprised she liked the charts and tables so much,” Alfred said.

“Oh, she didn’t! She preferred the heavy role-play elements, and she also hasn’t enjoyed rolling dice as much since she accidentally swallowed one of the d4s. The theme of today’s game is the death of a local wrestler. I want you all to add a way that you knew him to your back story. His name was the Magnificent Franklin. He was generally considered the best to ever step in the ring…” Frank explained.