Meiman: I, King Warner, declare war on Asgard

Finding someone in the desert is troublesome, especially in the United States.

Su Hai knew almost nothing about this place, except for a limited number of place names.

It’s just that how could he spend time on such a thing as finding someone?

Doesn’t Asgard still have a doorman?

It was fitting that these things were thrown at him.

After getting the news from Heimdall, following the direction prompt, Suhai ran fast with Lorelai in his arms at five times the speed of sound.

It didn’t take long for the two to arrive in a small town.

And in the bar,

Thor was drinking a little wine and boasted loudly to Coulson, “Remember three hundred years ago, I took the Asgard army to Musbelheim to suppress the rebellion, Musbelheim you know?” That is, the lair of the flame giants, the legendary ancestor of the flame giant, Surtel, is there, you don’t see him cowhide in the atrium mythology, in fact, ah, he doesn’t need you much taller, under the army I lead, he doesn’t dare to show his face! ”

“Two hundred years ago, I also went to Warnerheim, that is, the territory of the Warner God Race, to help them resist the attack of the stone giants, I have to say that the group of stone people are even more difficult than the flame giants, but under my hammer, it is all a hammer thing!”

“The warriors of Asgard are the most powerful of the Nine Realms! I lead them invincible, invincible, what giant gods, I don’t put in my eyes! ”

“I am grateful for your help during this time, and when I return to Asgard, I will have the opportunity to take you to the fairy palace to taste fine food and wine, and experience the joy of life of the gods…”

“Thor, I’m looking forward to that day!”

Coulson smiled cooperatively.

The voice recorder in his suit pocket recorded what Thor said verbatim.

In fact, Coulson was tired of this drunkard spending his days in bars.

Every day, I have to endure the other party’s bragging and depict the Nine Realms as a bad thing.

Punching the Frost Giant today, kicking the Flame Giant tomorrow, and smashing through the Protoss Rebellion with one hammer, he simply described himself as an invincible god of war.

The result?

Now it is not to rest on the earth and brag and fart with him, even the money for the wine and the room are paid by him.

He’s really had enough!

It’s hard to imagine that the legendary Norse thunder god Thor is such a color!

Complete drunkard!

Thor didn’t know what kind of person he was in Coulson’s heart.

He continued to talk about the past.

Until then, he saw Coulson answer a phone call, and then said a few solemn words.

“What’s wrong bro. What’s the trouble? Tell me, I’ll help you! ”

Thor said with a big grin.

Coulson hung up the phone, drank the wine from the glass, calmed the emotions in his heart, and said seriously: “Sol, someone may be coming to pick you up!” ”

Thor was stunned, and then laughed, “Look, I just said that I will go back to Asgard, it must be the three warriors of the Immortal Palace who came to find me!” Sif and Loki may have followed, they are both my bellicose friendly brothers! ”

“Ahem, Thor, there are only two people who came to you, a man and a woman.”

Coulson took out his phone, flipped out the photo of the two, and handed it to Thor, “They seem to be mages and can do a lot of magic.” ”

Thor said without looking at it: “That must be my younger brother Loki, he is the first mage of the Nine Realms, and I was deceived by his magic many times when I was a child!” Of course, now his magic doesn’t work for me. The other is definitely the goddess of war Sif, she… Shett! How is he! It’s over, it’s over! ”

When he saw the two people smiling at the camera in the photo, the whole person panicked and hurriedly grabbed Coulson’s hand.

“Quick, let’s go, you drive, oh no, call a plane, the farther we fly the better!” Don’t let him find me! When they find me, I will…”

“It must be something!”

Before Thor could finish speaking, another voice picked up from nearby.

“Thor, it’s only been a few days, did you hide from your friends and leave?”

Su Hai and Lorelai both walked over and looked down at the wine bottle, “Not bad, the days in the atrium are delicious, I see that Odin is blindly worried.” ”

Thor’s face turned pale.

Don’t look at the earth-shaking sound he blows in front of Coulson, but that is also to divide people.

Now he is only a little stronger than ordinary people, without Mjolnir’s hammer, and fights the Warner God King with a hammer.

And even if you pick up Mjolnir, you are not an opponent!

Plus the other party has a feud with himself….

This wave, to suffer!

Coulson heard the conversation between the three and subconsciously felt that something was wrong.

The two sides seem to know each other, but seem to have a feud?

Looking at Thor’s appearance, the other party is not good!

I’m afraid the strength is no worse than Sol!

After all, the other party picked up Thor’s Mjolnir that he couldn’t handle!

Thinking so, Coulson pressed a button on his phone without moving, and then stood up with a smile, “Thor, is this your friend?” ”

Su Hai looked at Coulson deeply, the other party’s small movements naturally could not hide him, but it was not broken.

In the face of absolute strength, all tricks are in vain!

Thor didn’t immediately speak, and after several seconds, he said weakly: “This woman is Lorelai, the enchanted banshee of the Asgardian mage, as for this man…”

“He’s the king of the Warner Protoss!”

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