MHA: Living as a Mineta is hard

Chapter 2: A pair of matches of heaven!



"Good morning, Minetacchi!"

"Minetashi, did you read this week's Heroine magazine?"

Mineta was sitting at his desk right on the protagonist's seat, near the window and second from the back. His eyes were full of melancholy and gloominess, showing his condition was far from the good that he even ignored his two best friends.

He received a system that was able to make his life easier in this world, yet this system was difficult to use.

It was so tough to use this system because of his situation.

He sighed and somehow felt like a prince on the "Frog Prince."

Yet unlike the frog prince, he didn't have a princess who could kiss him and break his curse.

'But it is impossible for me to give up!'

While he wondered whether he could meet his princess, he rechecked his system.

Mineta Minoru.

Charm: 5 (You might look okay, but your height reduces your overall appearance. Yet if someone looks at you closely, they will realize how cute you are).

Physical ability: 6 (healthier than ordinary people).

Intelligence: 8 (smarter than most people).

Quirk: "Pop Off (Beginner)."

Points: 1000 points.

Money: 357,500 yen.

The average status of someone was five points, and many of his statuses had exceeded many people's.

The only problem was his height.

If he had an average height, his charm would reach six points since his face wasn't bad and even cute. He might seem quite narcissistic, but as long as he didn't show his deprived and perverted expression, he was okay.

Still, the system allowed him to see detailed information about his body, including his assets.

There was even a "store" where he could buy various things.

<Item: Data information - 1,000 points>

<Item: Electric baton - 5,000 points>

<Quirk: Elastic tongue - 10,000 points>

<Charm: 1 point - 50,000 points>

<Height: 1 cm - 1,000 points>

<Intelligence: 1 point - 100,000 points>

<Money: 100 yen - 1 points>

<Physical ability: 1 point - 50,000 points>

<Skill: Fishing (Beginner) - 1,000 points>

<Skill: Writer (Intermediate) - 10,000 points>

<Skill: Cooking (Expert) - 50,000 points>

<Skill: Piano (Master) - 100,000 points>

He must admit that the system was amazing, and he almost drooled when he saw the rewards, yet he must admit it was difficult to gain a point on the system. However, if he wanted to buy something in the "store," it was necessary to gain a point.

The only problem was how to get the points on the system.

The way to get to the point was to date a girl.

By dating someone, he could gain a system.

However, he couldn't date a random girl. Instead, he had to date a girl who was able to trigger his system.

When he dated someone, he would get a reward, and he would also get a daily point.

Based on the things or achievements he had done with his girlfriend, he would also get a reward or points.

This was an amazing system since he would get a reward as long as he dated a girl.

However, there was one big problem.

He was Mineta Minoru, the famous pervert and the shortest guy in the school.

Still, he didn't think it was a problem since he believed he could get a girlfriend even if he was Mineta Minoru.

He might be short, and his reputation was so stinky since he was known as one of the three legendary perverts in this middle school.

The only problem was he wasn't sure whether there was someone who could trigger his system.

He was living in Kamakura, in the Kanagawa prefecture, which was one of the prefectures with the highest population. Yet when he walked in this morning, he saw many girls, women, and others, but his system did nothing. He was silent and wasn't sure what to do, but he knew that there was nothing that he could do.

After all, as long as he didn't meet any girls that were capable of triggering his system, he could do nothing.

As for the feeling or whatever, he had never thought anything since, with his charm, it would take a while for someone to accept him.

He wasn't a handsome prince with a powerful "Quirk" or whatever. Instead, he was a "Frog Prince." Even worse, he wasn't even a prince since, unlike the prince, he wasn't rich.

Yet he didn't think he was bad and even felt lower than others since he believed he could get a girlfriend.

After all, even if his height was short, his charm wasn't that bad.

At least he was normal.

In this world, because of the "Quirk," many people have a deformed appearance. Some people had the face of reptiles, rats, or many other strange animals.

It was already fortunate enough for someone to have a normal appearance.

He might be short, and his hairstyle was like a strange mohawk, but even so, he was okay and acceptable.

Lastly, he also had experience in dating in his previous life, so even if his image as a pervert was still there, he felt he would be alright.

When his two best friends approached him, he looked at them, who were also as unpopular as him. Yet suddenly, his system attracted his attention.

*Ding!*

<Ibara Shiozaki>

<Charm: 7>

<Pass!>

He was surprised and looked around before he saw a girl on the first floor, near the flower park of the school.

The girl was quite cute and also had good growth on her body, but the most noticeable feature of this girl was her green vines-like hair.

'Ibara Shiozaki?'

He realized that it might be her first time seeing this girl.

The previous Mineta was a pervert, so he was only interested in the most beautiful and sexy girl in his school.

On the other hand, Ibara Shiozaki might be cute, but she wasn't the most beautiful and even quite unique, especially in her hair.

There were many beautiful girls, yet why was she the only one who could trigger his system?

What was the difference between this girl and the others?

He looked at the "store" and found the "data information" item. He knew that this item could be used to get information about anyone, anything, in a detailed manner.

However...

'It's expensive.'

He couldn't help but frown since he only had 1,000 points.

If he bought the "data information," it would immediately empty his points.

'No, I don't need it.'

He shook his head, then pulled his two friends near the window and asked them in a whisper, "Hey, Kota, Tanaka, do you know who is she?"

"Who?" 2x

The two stretched their heads and saw a beautiful girl in the flower garden of their school. They somehow understood why this guy had been ignoring them and showed contempt since, among the three of them, Mineta was the pervert.

If Mineta knew what they were thinking, he would smack their heads at this moment.

Still, the two saw Ibara Shiozaki for a moment, then looked at Mineta.

"Mineta, do you like this girl?"

"Well, you might not know it, but Ibara is a kind of weird girl, you know?"

Mineta looked at Kota, who was the famous database in this school. He knew that this guy remembered all the names of the girls in this school, especially the cute ones.

"Do you know her, Kota?"

"Of course."

Kota pushed the frame of his glasses. "Ibara Shiozaki. She's from a 3-A class and mostly stays in the flower garden at the school. She is cute and has a few friends, but she isn't that popular."

"Why?" Even Tanaka was curious.

Kota hesitated for a moment before he whispered to Kota and Mineta. "She is a fanatical religious girl, and she often preaches to everyone. Well... that's it."

The meaning was clear.

In other words, this girl was weird.

"...."

Mineta rubbed his sphere-like hair speechlessly. He was wondering whether the reason why Ibara could trigger his system was because of her uniqueness. He took a deep breath and said confidently.

"Isn't that good? A weird girl and a perverted boy. Isn't that a pair match of heaven?"

'A pair of matches of heaven?' 2x

Kota and Tanaka were lost for words, but strangely enough, why did they feel Mineta was more handsome somehow?

"I will go first."

Mineta walked out of his class.

"Huh? Where are you going?" Kota couldn't help but ask in surprise.

"Get my girl," Mineta said bluntly.

"..." 2x

Kota and Tanaka looked at each other and nodded at the same time. They followed him since they were afraid they had to call an ambulance for their friends.


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