My Enigmatic Life

   We all have just gotten home from school, and have began our talk online. Since I'm staying at Oji's for the week, Naoya and I will be sharing his computer. 

"Alright, boys.... It's that time again."

Takai speaks slowly, with purpose and feeling. His expression is very business-like.

"It's time to talk about the babes!"

Yes, that's right. We're here to discuss women and their wiles. What, you don't think that this is a serious matter or something? 

"I was feeling really tired during first period, but Kitagawa's smell roused me from my stupor."

Gege speaks with his usual indolent tone, but his eyes are a-glow.

"Yeah! Yeah! I smelled it too!", Takai nods frantically.

"Definitely a new scent. I'd say lavender?"

Akai muses over this deeply. 

"Yeh, she did smell nice this day.", I add plainly, "What about in Class 2-B, Naoya?"

Naoya grins devilishly at me. 

"Mitaka's ass has gotten bigger. She's a real eyeful down there, you know?"

"This is thrilling news.", Takai smiles peacefully. 

Doing this is always a little weird, but I still like to participate nonetheless. After all, these things are part of being a young man. Although, to be honest, a girls figure doesn't matter to me that much if I don't like her as a person. 

"Daisuke, what do you think?"

What I think, eh?

"When it comes to a backside, no one is better than Akane. Her figure is really, really sublime. Both her and Yoko have the bodies of goddesses, but Yoko has the bigger bosom. Not much bigger, but bigger still. Whoever gets to marry them will be real lucky."

I finish rambling, expecting to get some form of input from the others, but instead they're giving me exasperated looks. 

"Oh, my bad. I shouldn't be talking about your sister like that, Akai."

"That's not his issue, you idiot.", Takai grumbles.

It isn't?

"I'm rather worried about Yoko's future now. Are you that thick, or is it something else?", Naoya asks incredulously.

"It-"

"Don't answer that, Mr.Sarcasm."

Akai sighs loudly. 

"Speaking of Akane, she's going to be super restless. I don't know what I'll do."

Restless? Come off it.

"I doubt that. Akane knows where I am, right? And it's not like it's gone back to the days when she would worry about me over nothing."

"You think so?", Akai queries with a wry smile.

"Obviously.", I reply, "I mean, she hasn't even called me 'Daisuke-nii' in about three or four years. It's 'Senpai' now."

It does make me kind of sad, but hey, that's a part of growing up. Akai again sighs.

"You would that what happened the other day would wake him up.", Gege mutters.

"I feel as though he's failing me as a friend.", Takai says despondently, shaking his head. 

"Don't worry, lads. He's bound to come around someday.", Naoya admonishes. 

"Yeah, don't mind me. I'm not here after all."

Seriously, these pillocks are something else.